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Aunty Liz would do me proud
I sent £20.00 to her campaign.

The reason why I did that was because my fiend TayoD sent money in 2010 to senator brown's campaign. I helped undo that sacrilege

odumchi: Lol

Akuko a mere mgbe ochie ri, mgbe ndi bekee ka biara ohuru. O nwere otu nwantakiri ana-akpo Peter. Peter amaghi otu esi asu Bekee.

Ya mee otu ubochi, Peter gara ulo akwukwo nke ndi bekee mehere na obodo ya. Mgbe o no na klassi nmiri bia guwa ya, ya bia suoro onye nkuzi ya na Igbo "akpiri na-akpo m nku". Onye nkuzi bia mee ka o nughi ya. Ya were Bekee si Peter "say it in English".

Unu ama ihe Peter suachiri ya?

O si ya
"My throat is calling me firewood"

Eze Promoe: :oH
:ot :ocha

Nke gbara aji na emeru ahu.

Itinye ya amu ojii (Ify na akpo ya ekwenche )
Oburuzia tata rijuru afo

Dear Jesoul where art thou?
Dear Jesoul where art thou?
Dear Jesoul where art thou?
Dear Jesoul where art thou?
Dear Jesoul where art thou?
Dear Jesoul where art thou?
Dear Jesoul where art thou?
Dear Jesoul where art thou?

Still crying? it's okay, it's not the end of the world. There's no Glenn Beck induced Armageddon! Relax.

Because not all white people are stupid. Majority of them are nice and this woman does not represent them. Carlifornia voted for Obama, so she doesn't represent their opinion. Millions of white people voted for Obama. His campaign was run and organized by white people. Majority of his big donors are white. He was born and bred and loved by whites. His security team is majority white Secret Service guys. So this deranged babe doesn't represent white peeps.

And she's irrelevant. Just like Donald Trump .
So relax

Eze promoe
Unu adikwala sopur'any'azu(surprised) ma unu nu na Ify di ime soon. Maka ibonge m ji Anya red pia ya abali abuo gara aga
And ejighi m condom pia the thing.
Omuta Nwoke anyi ga akpo ya Barack, omuta nwanyi anyi ga akpo ya Mitchell, Sasha, malia ma owu simply Ify the second.

Nnaa eeh, mmaya m ñuru kemgbe nwanne ayi Nwoke obioma meriri election na amelika ka n'ebu m. Infact elee Ify, ka m jiri Anya red kuo ya ibonge now

Where's TayoD and Jesoul?

4 more years

Don't worry about her. She can't do nothing.
She and her opinion are irrelevant

She doesn't represent white people, She doesn't even represent California. She represents a bunch of irrelevant sore loosers whose opinions don't matter

and this is for mitt . . .

I don laugh tire

Most of them old white men.

Welcome to the 21st century. America is multicultural and the GOP has to adapt. Or get irrelevant

Nice one for Romnesia

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahashaha
I've been busy congratulating all my friends in Ohio, political juggernauts, electioneering heavyweights, men and women of timber and caliber, democratic bulls in a republican china shop.

Right now I'm constructing a condolence letter for my friends Jesoul and tayod and toshman.
Obama won in Minnesota where tayo lives
Obama won in Massachusetts where jesoul lives
Obama won in Ohio where toshman lives
Heck, Obama won in New Hampshire where Romney lives
4 more years,
I've also got a message from Big Bird to Mitt Romnesia. . . " who's unemployed now?"

Uhm, hold on, I have a call from Aunty Liz in Boston.

pres-elect:
I no go read am
I no go read am
I no go read am
I no go read am
I no go read am
I no go read am
I no go read am
I no go read am

Hahahaha na joke o

I've been drinking since today. Tea party can go to hell. Sarah Palin can rest in peace
All those who said barak Obama will be a one term president, I have one word for y'all. . . . . Kaboom!!!!!!!!!

Seriously where are my goooood friends TayoD and Jesoul-the-hot-air

Na joke o, the alcohol is yet to be completely drained from my bloodstream.

ifyalways: For now,mu Na Pres elect di busy.

@ onye anya ufu promoe

very busy

ify and i are one and the same.

my people, when next americans come to tell us about our famous PDP (S)elections we should just tell them to go fu-k themselves. there is wayocracy in america

1. in pennsylvania, a voting machine automatically changes an obama vote to a romney vote
2. in Ohio, fliers are telling many black and lato\ino neighbourhoods that the election for their center has been postponed to tomorow
3. in florida, voters were turned away at weekend by election officials. the voters went wild and were ready to scatter everywhere when the officials changed their minds and started the elections
4. in ohio, where democrats have many voters, the election officials and materials suddenly have problems and looooooooong lines appear where voters may have to wait for up to 4-10hrs to vote.
wayo-wayo full every swing state where the state govt is in republican hands.
note that in the US the states organise the elections.

dem-all-crazy

Eze Promoe: Ify, o pres-elect bu darfur i na-ekwu okwu ya kemgbe?

O wu m!
Any problem?

Toshman gini mere igaghi aguli poem gi without ikpaghari Ify m
And otele kedukwanu nke wu this your idiosyncratic proposal?
There is no vacancy in ify's heart. O di occupied fULLY.

Otele, I n'efegharikwa ka bee, ferekwa gawa Amsterdam. Oge I na aga Amsterdam n'enwe fun, onweghi onye igwara, ugbua the girl akuola gi potti, mmadu agaghi anuru gi nti

Jide amu gi n'ime panti gi o.
Mr Deal maker

ifyalways: Tosh oge obuna a choro eze umu nwanyi, I'll not just nominate you but also make sure you win. Lol

A chorom igho "sister" maka na a hughi m Nwa Darfur. O dika o gbafuola. Kama m ga aza "Onye-ga-anu" ka m jiri n'oge daba nunastry.

Achiiiiiii !

Ebelebe igba.

mba nu-nu-nu-nu chei, asa-di-obi-mu-mma. imee nke a m mezie gini? biko anu m ya, olee otu m shi agbafu? mmadu o na ahapu ice-cream gbafuo, gbaga ebe agb'ilu(bitter kola) nu? mba-nu

ify'elect nke m ekwuzikwala ihe a o, imakwa na taa wu friday . . . cheii, alikirim gi soooo much
today-na-today. m'igbughi m na bed taa m gbuo gi

taharqa: It is interesting that most of u guys and d ACN guuns hv conveniently 'forgotten' that smone( GEJ) made it possible for trains to move again afta many many yrs of bn comatose by on-going rehabilitation of ALL existing rail tracks across d country and building of new ones. If na to criticize nw, their mouth to pass its natural limit.....#hypocrites

as much as we criticize this govt(and rightfully so), we should also learn how to acknowledge whatever tiny bit they've done.

pheesayor: Goodluck employee, Obasanjo started it, Yaradua continued, GEJ only inherited it and will now claim it

OBJ,Yaradua, GEJ = PDP. let's give them credit. for all their corruption and incompetence they managed to do something that benefited someone somewhere. the military didnt do it for 16yrs

if i be this tonto girl i for just . . . . . . . hang

Ivynwa: I didn't like the hatings but this I couldn't resist laughing at
This Taribo's pics is crazy and that below is real woundjuring one with laughter, I mean the way the other one jumped on the one with gun. Funny people.

Where on earth was Taribo West when he opened that his 360 degree wide mouth dey cry like that. Jeez!

o'boy this photo is da bomb

ifyalways: Chinenye na Promoe Onye ka unu choro i hapuru threadia? Otele nwuru anwu?lol

Biko, unu dewe ihe unu n'ede. E nweghi any defined topic or decorum ebe a. I Kota nke di anybody nma, o soro gi chia.

Otele mgbeke, agafu Mbano, kedu ije ?

otele o wu onye mbano?
odikwa egwu o

Mad Cow: MY GAWD.....

I will be needing therapy for this... Even AUTOTUNE couldnt save this track.. DARN!!!


I cant wait to see this thread on the frontpage...

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Guy u wicked o

And anam abia this weekend

ifyalways: ofo soro ibe ya ree. . .Kama ife obuna mu,Ify meturu aka ghoo gold then agha dikwa. Hoha
Nwa Darfur copy that oh.checkikwa ma owu gold ka i bu n'ukwu akpaghari. Ify ga-ebere the thing ga ree.

Ihe m kwu gem ka ogene
No shaking

ifyalways: onye uwa gbuo m ma anwu o
ihe ahu guga gi na agukwa m
Bia uso m bia m nso

heheheeeeee
ebelebe igba. Ignatus don jam Hygynus.

Lol . Igaghi anwu Kama I ga anwu, Osama bin Linda nwuo.
Asi na owu onwu gi ga eme naijiria adi mma, diri m ndu, Kama naijiria gbawa ogbaaghara

Ify,
Rice ahu ogwula? The thing aguwala m now
Enwekwara ihe ozo guga m

Horus: And if they were called for armed robbers they should have also come with sufficient bullets and more than 4 policemen.

Methinks the decay in the Nigerian police is part of the general decay in the Nigerian Project.

This is pathetic