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Crime / Re: Amotekun Arrests 42 Cows Over Alleged Destruction Of Farmlands In Ondo by preselect(m): 4:55am On Jun 24, 2020
The unfortunate republic of CowGeria

#FulaniCaliphateLoading
#SokotoEmpirePart2
#PresidentTerrohammaduBuhari

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Politics / Re: APC Crisis: Buhari, Lawan Meet In Aso Rock by preselect(m): 4:25am On Jun 22, 2020
abobote:
Meeting with Buhari doesn't result to anything, is just a camouflage. He can neither hear nor understand
"does he read?" _____Rotimi Amechi

#HeIsACow

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Romance / Re: Cynthia Obieshi Who Died After Sex Buried In Imo by preselect(m): 2:04am On Jun 19, 2020
Shevyboy7777:




*You're stylishly looking for how to blame buhari now* ��

if Buhari didnt destroy the economy and education of nigeria, perhaps by now they woulda been married and wouldnt need to be doing hide and seek in a hotel.
anyhow it is Buhari's fault.

on a more serious note, so just like that Njgerians have accepted that they died from "sex romp"?
no investigations? No autopsy?
Foreign Affairs / Re: China Warns Britain That Beijing Will 'Strike Back If UK Steps Out Of Line' by preselect(m): 2:28pm On Jun 17, 2020
TheGodlessGod:
hahaha Western media has really brainwash many of you people.
Chinese never enslaved Africans or black people like USA and Western countries did.

true

Chinese didn't test their diseases and bomb on Africa, France killed many northern Africans by testing nukes in their land.

Libya was the most developed africa country before USA killed their leader just for oil.

Middle eastern countries have never known peace because of USA, children are dying in Yemen, Iraq etc just because USA want oil and power.

China don't impose political leaders on any countries unlike USA that is known for killing good leaders and putting puppets.

true

China has done more great things for Africa that USA can ever do.

false, neither China nor US has done much good for Africa. They are all here for their own selfish interest and all to the detriment of Africa. A better way to put it is that China has raped Africa less than the US did.


You don't even know terrorist groups are funded by USA and Western countries just to destabilize a nation

US and the west has a history of funding evil minded groups to destabilize nations and impose their own puppet.

score: 6/7= 86%
not a bad score. You sabi book wink

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Foreign Affairs / Re: China Warns Britain That Beijing Will 'Strike Back If UK Steps Out Of Line' by preselect(m): 2:21pm On Jun 17, 2020
watch as the UK will quietly retreat into their shell grin

The British are no longer a military super power. They are no match for China. Their power flows only when they are sending soldiers to places like sierra leone or when they are hiding Buhari in some secret hospital in London grin

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Travel / Re: Woman Upset Over Failed Relationship, Smashes Plane Window Mid-flight In China by preselect(m): 2:23am On Jun 16, 2020
fear women! grin grin
Crime / Re: Oluwatoyin Salau 'Toyin' Found Dead In Florida by preselect(m): 12:46am On Jun 16, 2020
Nbote:
Blacks kill blacks more in the US and even here in Africa.. While dey were busy protesting about black lives matter, a fellow black molested and probably killed her.. If a white man molests or kills a black man, it's termed racism. But when blacks keep murdering and ruining demselves, it is jus crime

you are right though . . . . . . however. . . if the black man who molested her or the one who killed her is found, he will go to jail. But when police kill us. . . they go home and make a sandwich, kiss their kids and f-ck their wives. Thats the difference. Thats what we are protesting.

Police is supposed to protect us from the criminals, black and white. But the dont catch the criminals, giving easy passage to black on black crime. . . and worse still, they kill us. . . and we are paying them with our tax dollars. . . thats what we are protesting.

when a woman is raped. . .u dont start by saying . . " after all she is not a virgin, oh she has 5 boyfriends, whats the big deal if a 6th man forced his way". U dont say such shit. U say catch the rapist. . . so when police kills us, u dont say afterall black on black crime is worse. Police should stop killing us and focus on keeping us safe, we pay them for it, . . .thats what we are protesting.

America is not the safest place for a young black person without his/her parents. Not safe at all. . . . .not safe. . .in this era of Trump and the Alt-Right

RIP Oluwatoyin, and may your killers and rapist never know peace for the rest of their lives. . . .AMEN!!! angry angry angry

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Politics / Re: Army Reacts To Borno, Katsina Attack: 'We’ll Punish Those Behind These Killings’ by preselect(m): 12:20am On Jun 12, 2020
very soon they will announce 45 boko haram fighters killed grin grin grin

Nigerian Army, established for fighting against unarmed civilians cheesy cheesy cheesy
Romance / Re: What's The Most Extreme Measure You Have Taken So You Could Avoid Having Sex? by preselect(m): 12:16am On Jun 12, 2020
ValCon888:
This OP is lucky. She has not met a guy that will check her pant to see if she's on her period.

or a guy that will swim with the flow. . . grin grin grin

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Romance / Re: What's The Most Extreme Measure You Have Taken So You Could Avoid Having Sex? by preselect(m): 12:15am On Jun 12, 2020
OBelz:
So ladies & Gentlemen
What's the most extreme measure you've taken just so you could avoid having sex with a guy?..
For which ever reason possible..

Mine was
it was getting all heated up and I could tell he wasn't taking NO for an answer, so pretended I needed a glass of water and headed to his kitchen, got a knife and slightly cut my index finger, I bled and I stylishly told him I was on my period and I needed to use the restroom ..I could see his face

story. wetin be period. Guys de swim Red Sea far back comot. nothing de happen.
try another excuse

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Politics / Re: President Buhari Nominates Okonjo-iweala For World Trade Organization DG Post by preselect(m): 3:23am On Jun 05, 2020
Una don abuse am finish?
shebi una don see say e no easy to manage ekwonomy
please madam ngoo biko reject this nomination that is coming from Pharoah, make e no end up being a case of "weta isi bia were isi"
i has spoked cool

meanwhile, Terrrohammadu Bokoghari should be tried in the world court for crimes against humanity, impersonation, fraud, and monumental misgovernment in high places.

#TerrorEconomics
Celebrities / Re: Meagan Good Called 'Ungodly' For Posing In Bikini. She Replies by preselect(m): 5:30am On May 19, 2020
and this made front page?
Politics / Re: No Presidential Broadcast On COVID-19 Updates Today - Femi Adesina by preselect(m): 5:28am On May 19, 2020
after dancing abracadabra with ordinary broadcast, when he eventually does the broadcast, it will be celebrated like an achievement grin

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Currently Attacking Dapchi, Yobe Community by preselect(m): 5:25am On May 19, 2020
Staphylococcus:

悲伤的消息。政府需要在生命和财产安全方面做更多的事情。

这真令人难过。

wait o, dis one wey ya name na staphylococcus, I hope say no be abuse u de abuse me so in chinese, abi na japanese, abi na korean grin grin
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Currently Attacking Dapchi, Yobe Community by preselect(m): 5:23am On May 19, 2020
Staphylococcus:

悲伤的消息。政府需要在生命和财产安全方面做更多的事情。

这真令人难过。

Na you I believe, no mind those other posts/comments. cool
Politics / Re: 70-Year-Old Man Who Insulted President Buhari Jailed For 18 Months by preselect(m): 8:54pm On May 06, 2020
5 times this fool ran for president, and 5 times he was rejected at the polls in the south-east. There is something we saw in him that the world pretended not to notice.

now, we must live with him. it's no coincidence that Nigeria has had recession twice in our short history, the first in 1984, when Buhari was head of state, and the 2nd in 2016-present, when . . . . you guessed it. . . Buhari is president again.

Continue. . . he will rule for 50yrs. we must taste this sour soup from Daura for another 30yrs. Una nova see anything. If he dies, let them manufacture a replacement from Sudan or Yemen. . . Idiots.

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Culture / Re: Coronavirus: Umar Farouk, Emir Of Daura Rushed To Intensive Care Unit by preselect(m): 9:48pm On May 05, 2020
ValCon888:


The sad reality is that if the South takes a step forward in the battle against Covid19, the North will drag it ten steps backward.

We are not only dealing with a highly contagious disease, we are dealing with a highly ignorant people.

the north drags the south back in every aspect of life, not just in covid-19.
our safest way to survive is to educate the north and make then progressive bc they wont let this country move forward when they are backward.

History: we wanted independence in 1957, d'you know why it was delayed till 1960? Bc the north said they were not ready.. . lol. . . funny, but unfortunately true. and it's not about to end. Until the north starts producing smart intelletuals in multiple numbers, expect people like Buhari to continue ruling while educated folks like Osibobo would be the loyal vice prez. That matter was decided i 1960 and sealed in 1970.

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Health / Re: Kano Deaths: ‘41% Showed COVID-19 Symptom’ — New Survey Sheds Light by preselect(m): 3:22pm On Apr 30, 2020
so now the propaganda is that it's not covid-19? okay no wahala.
of course it's not covid-19, it is COVIK-1-9 grin

yeye de smell.
Career / Re: Differences Between: Sack, Lay-off, Retrenchment And Fire. by preselect(m): 3:09pm On Apr 29, 2020
either way, whether or "whethernt" you don dey jobless be that
Politics / Re: Tobias Okwuru: Buhari Appoints Dead Ex-lawmaker To Board Of Federal Character by preselect(m): 3:06pm On Apr 29, 2020
when the dead appoint the dead to be part of a dead government ruling the living


Buharicracy: government of the dead, by the dead, for the living dead
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Condoles With The Family Of Abba Kyari by preselect(m): 4:07am On Apr 19, 2020
JasonJidenna:
The Minister for Condolence matters, Prof. Yemi Osibande will be breathing freely now.

why y'all insulting Prof Yomi Osibnoja like that na cheesy
Politics / Re: Photos: VP Osinbajo Chairs Economic Sustainability Committee Meeting by preselect(m): 4:00am On Apr 19, 2020
TheRareGem1:
Ahahahah. You just exposed your level of
IQ- far far below per. Have got nothing to say to you...even a Nursery school pupils can spell the name of their Vice president properly. You knuckle head dutchbag with dead fish brain.



which one de vex you? say death has come to the stinking pinnacle of corruption called Evil Buharistic government of the unfortunate zoonotic republic of Naizooria or that Osijnoba has become president las las cheesy cheesy

better build hospitals now or else. . . . .
Politics / Re: Photos: VP Osinbajo Chairs Economic Sustainability Committee Meeting by preselect(m): 4:19am On Apr 18, 2020
las las Osibajno don finally become President o cheesy

the honorable commisioner Yomi Osibajon cheesy cheesy

better build hospitals now o or else
Politics / Re: Buratai Relocates To North-East, To Lead Soldiers Against Boko Haram by preselect(m): 4:19pm On Apr 12, 2020
Babatunde40:
The solution to boko haram in Nigeria is Very Very simple.

Put a law: Death by hanging for any boko haram sympathizer. You will see how boko haram will end

If you pity boko haram, you die by hanging

If you celebrate their actions because of your religion, you die by hanging

If you leak information to them, you die by hanging

If you fund boko haram, you die by hanging

If you supply food or items or fuel to boko haram, you die by hanging

Every form of boko haram sympathizers die by hanging

You will see how boko haram will end

so you want to hang Buhari?
Family / Re: I’m Pregnant For My Sister's Brother-In-Law. I’m Scared To Tell My Sister by preselect(m): 2:12am On Mar 26, 2020
kukuma mary the guy na
why u de disturb us
wetin de fear u
Politics / Re: Boko Haram Attacks Korongilum, Chibok, Sets Many Houses On Fire by preselect(m): 3:27am On Feb 19, 2020
total chaos
Nigeria burns while Terrorhammadu Buhari sings and drinks and dances over dead bodies

Beast of no nation
#RemoveTheTerroristInAsoRock
Politics / Re: How Imo Governorship Election Verdict Generates Judicial Crisis by preselect(m): 10:59pm On Feb 15, 2020
Kingosytex:
The Supreme Court goofed on the Imo Judgement, the presiding judges should have ordered a re-run.

After which APC will use their federal might to rig their way to the seat.

APC doesnt want to let go of Imo at all. They APC Northern Islamic Fascists have seen Imo as a foothold into the South East. The rope-a-dope in Bayelsa was meant to calm people down so no one can say Supreme Court is partisan. They can easily give away Bayelsa in exchange for Imo, a state in the middle of the SE that must be held at all cost.

Hope Uzodimma will never find peace in the rest of his politically rotten life, and he doesnt deserve any.

Let me be clear, this country called Nigeria will continue to suffer poverty, insecurity and misgovernance for a very loooooooong time.

We have a country where terrorists are ravaging the north-east, sacking villages and claiming nigerian territory as their own, and the nigerian military is more interested in blocking Nnamdi Kanu's parents burial.
Thousands of captured Boko Haram fighters , who have killed thousands of Nigerian soldiers and civilians are released by Buhari Terrorhammadu Buhari and Nigerians just keep quiet like nothing is happening, but will jump up to protest if one man slap a woman or if one hungry man steals 30naira to buy coke. Sunday morning you all go to church to worship your pastors. . egbe eligwe gbabgukwaa unu nile dia angry angry (thunder fire all of una there)

rubbish
Sports / Re: Idah Peterside: I Slept With Virgins For Money Ritual, Had Meetings With Snakes by preselect(m): 9:39pm On Feb 12, 2020
JasonScoolari:
You see why you shouldn't envy some of these so called celebrities?

This one Peterside is saying is even small, what some people do just to be famous and rich would shock you...

And to some guys who finds it fun to insert their dicks into every free pussy, use your head..

so what advice d'you have for those who find fun in inserting their tongue . . . tongue . . .tongue shocked shocked inside free pussy nko?
Politics / Re: PDP Declares 7-day Prayers, Fasting To Restore Ihedioha’s Mandate by preselect(m): 12:19pm On Feb 09, 2020
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
PDP, I know APC is a Jihadist party, but please dont keep reminding Nigerians of the first decade of this century.

#BuharideensHaveNoSense
Politics / Re: Femi Adesina: Nigeria Would Have Been Dead And Gone If Buhari Wasn’t Elected by preselect(m): 12:16pm On Feb 09, 2020
sophisticated slowpoke

#BuharideensEverywhere
#EraOfAbsurdities
Politics / Re: Insecurity: Buhari, Ahmed Lawan, Gbajabiamila In Closed-Door Meeting by preselect(m): 12:13pm On Feb 09, 2020
WHITELIGHTER:


Not only did he release them, some were given direct entrance into NA...

imagine angry

#TerrorhammaduMustResign
#TerrorhammaduBuharideensCantLearn
Celebrities / Re: Maryam Booth Reacts To Her Leaked Nude Video, Accuses Deezell, Her Ex Boyfriend by preselect(m): 12:10pm On Feb 09, 2020
is this the origin of that trending line on nigerian blogosphere. . . "do you have the video"?

anyways, the real criminal here is the person who took the video, and the person who leaked it.

leave the poor girl alone. she no be saint, neither are you. and by the way, she wasnt standing and posing for a nude video. she rushed to end it.

leave her alone.

#TerrorhammaduShouldResign

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