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gbosaa: This cant happen in Nig..reason,your colleagues or superiors in the military will take over your wife,your a.rse will be kicked out of the barrack,you,ll find yourself at the nearest bus depot or motor park with a huge bill board round your neck recounting tales of your bravery in the military with supporting photos to prove your story,some will pity you and drop some mangled naira notes into your grubby hands,others will walk past after all they,ve seen beggers worse than you.finally you,d probably be dead before you receive any financial assistance from the military.

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me i ve achieved notin bt heartbrks

because men r created fools Devil[[sup][/sup]

Boko Haram Plans Jihad on Christians - S-East CAN.
**Boko Haram to start poisoning people through suya.
**Suya Haram***

THE Christian Association of Nigeria, CAN, South East zone, yesterday alleged that the Northern Islamist sect, Boko Haram and its sponsors had concluded plans to declare a Jihad against the Southern part of the country with the deployment of over 6,000 fundamentalists to the South to prosecute the war.
The association also claimed that part of the plot for the mass killing of Christians in the South was the alleged importation of a poisonous powder which Hausa suya sellers would use to poison the meat they sell as part of the Jihad, warning the people of the South to be careful about eating suya henceforth.

Chairman of CAN in the zone and Anglican Bishop of Enugu Diocese, Bishop Emmanuel Chukwuma, who raised the alarm at a briefing after the meeting of the association at All Saint’s Cathedral, Enugu, condemned the Sunday bombings of churches which claimed over 40 lives, saying it had on good authority that it had declared war on Christians as part of the agenda to Islamize Nigeria.

He said: “We have information and documents to show that this is a Jihad being sponsored and we have our documents to show where they have dispatched 2,000 people to prepare for Jihad to South East, 2,500 to South-South and about 2,000 to South West.

The names of those who are sponsoring this are in our hand now. So, it is a form of Jihad to make sure that Nigeria is frustrated and islamized and we are saying we are going to resist it, we are prepared to resist and they will not succeed. We have our information because there is already a Boko Haramist that was converted and has leaked most of these secrets to us and we have our document and information. So at the appropriate time we shall strike and we are waiting for them.”

“We are warning our people to be careful of suya because we have now heard that they will start poisoning people through suya. They know the suya they give themselves in the North and suya they give to the people in the South. So people should be careful of suya.

That is part of the information available to us now. There is a powder that is now being imported which they will spread on suya and after two weeks it will start eating your liver and other organs. We have gotten that information also.

The press should let the people know because when people start dying because of eating of suya don’t say I did not say as Bishop Chukwuma. I am telling you this because we have our information. As Sultan of Sokoto told our youths that he has a way of collecting information, Bishop Chukwuma also has a way of collecting information from the Muslims.

Let the Sultan hear that because he told our youths the other day that everything that is happening, he has a way of obtaining information, I too have a way of collecting my information and we are ready to match force with force right now.”

Expressing disappointment and dismay in the security agencies, Bishop Chukwuma lamented that it was disturbing that they could not put in place measure to forestall the bombing of churches which had reoccurred every Sunday.

“Are Christians no longer free to worship God on Sundays? What are the security operatives doing on Sundays when they know that Sundays have become a target to bomb Christians? What is the Inspector General of Police doing? Is changing of uniform the reformation that we want or action to make what is happening in the North to be stampeded and stopped. Again, what are the members of the House of Representatives and Senate doing to promulgate law that will sanction those perpetrating this evil?

“We call on the Federal Government to step up a serious security strategy that will protect lives and property of Christians in the north to avoid a volatile action from Christians in the South. We also want to put an alert that Christians in the South are ready to face them squarely because we heard that they have infiltrated this place, especially Enugu. We are prepared for war- physically and spiritually against any form of attack on the church. Time has come for reprisal because nobody can stop us from worshiping our God”, the South East CAN leader said.

He expressed regret that in spite of the huge budgetary allocation on security, the bombings have continued, stressing ‘where is the high budgetary allocation on security, where are they spending the money? It means that corruption has become part of it.”

Bishop Chukwuma, however, declared that Christians were fully prepared for war “physically and spiritually” to defend themselves against any attack on churches and worshipers anywhere, declaring that “nobody will stop us because the time has come for reprisal.” - vanguard news.

torkaka: i'm liking this! bomb a church,burn a mosque!

u must b crazy, the mosque they burn was it nt empty.?

Black Market Bum: Mother-of-two Spends $15000 To Enhance Her Butt {with pics}

The desperation to stand out can make some go risk their lives. Imagine wanting a standout bum so desperately that you had to go to the black market to obtain one, meaning it could have been done by quarks who has no proper certifications, also you don't even know what's been injected into your body, all for the cheap.

That's the story of this 30 year old, mother of 2- Vanity Wonder, who had illegal butt and hip injections at the cost of $15,000.

The lady in question has come out to reveal all, especially the dangers involved in having all these illegal injections in a book titled- SHOT GIRLS, she talks about how many people out of wanting to be accepted, would go to any mile, to get their bodies sorted out, and most often their might be bad results.

We think many should read the expose, because many Nigerians, some of we know very well are so into morphing their body structure, it has become an obsession. There is a particular young, female upcoming musician we know, whose obsession with becoming a totally new person is unbelievable, she’s changed her complexion, done her b00bs, had her bum enlarged, done her hips etc. One only hopes that all she has already done were done by certified doctors or else.

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tellwisdom: **holds her close and presses her body close to me for her boobsss to touch me ** Sweet one

hahahhahahhhhahahahahaahah abi no worry na she is already interested in u

Sagamite: 1. Given your correct number/contact details out to a guy but refused to pick up the guy’s call or reply to messages.

2. Given a wrong number/contact details out to a guy.

3. Rude to a guy that approached you simply because you don’t fancy him, not because he did something wrong.

4. Rude to a guy that approached you simply because you wanted to use him to show off/shine in public, not because he did something wrong.

5. Ended a relationship with a guy by starting and/or consistently starting a fight to get him to break up with you or so you can break up with him by saying it is not working out.
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6. Cheated on a guy.

7. Gone on a date with a guy (for which he is paying) despite the fact you know you are unlikely to date him, just to have a free day out and get out of the house to be pampered.

8. Lead a guy on despite not being interested just to boost your ego or test your worth in the market.

9. Cancelled a date on a guy at short notice without giving, or even having, a reasonable explanation to [give] him.

10. Already started taking applications (give your number out to guys you like) or lined up another suitor before breaking up with a guy.

11. Harass a guy that you want a type of relationship where you “tell each other everything and where there are no secrets” but yet you have secrets you refuse to share and hide from him after that agreement is made.

12. Break up with a guy (normally a long-term one), because you are not sure or you want the freedom to explore more, but you try and keep him as a friend just in case you need to go back to him.

Is there any woman that can claim she has never done any one of the above?

am a victim of all especially num 6

luckgames: Sorry
I need a bodyguard
I want a woman not a man looking like

rilii

V_Official®:
O bwoy!!!
if you mess up, na die

u n d babe fit o

I need 2 get married but I couldn't find-out or know why people are not asking 4 my HANDS in marriage..

Paxchal: When a guy really loves, he wan†s †o have se.x

r u criox. pls explain na

Onliie: Teju BabyFace Show wrote: Ladies, if you come across a man who is smart, hot, humble, educated, financially secure, passionate and patient, great at fixing things around the house and is not materialistic, loves you like you are the only girl in the world and watches you whilst you are applying your make up while listening to every word you say.......then, please be assured that the WEED you have just smoked is of superior quality.

wow

hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm na wa o u guys r making me feel marriage is hell y it is not. kai

armyofone: funny childhood memories Sam Milla

got to a point nne stop cooking the rice until after church
then change to cooking the stew on saturday night but no rice.
no food in the morning because i have to take holy communion and drink wine
i found myself remembering the nice stew during Mass

honestly guys r real devils, deceivers, i jst used to pray dat God will give my the angels among them

[color=#770077][/color] it 2ru o

[img]hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm rilly u pple should have prayed let him not die since TB Joshua have seen the prophesy[/img]

ok, let me tell u all dat happened.
My parents left for an overnight wedding, only me nd house-g 4 house. Next thing i knew, dis bitch started touching me, even in my thingy. I told her to leave me alone, she wouldn't listen. Then she forced her smelly mouth into mine. As a stubborn boy, i kicked her nd ran away. Even when she threatened fire nd brimstone if i told my parents, i still told them. Well, u know d story 4rm there

ok, let me tell u all dat happened.
My parents left for an overnight wedding, only me nd house-g 4 house. Next thing i knew, dis bitch started touching me, even in my thingy. I told her to leave me alone, she wouldn't listen. Then she forced her smelly mouth into mine. As a stubborn boy, i kicked her nd ran away. Even when she threatened fire nd brimstone if i told my parents, i still told them. Well, u know d story 4rm there.[/quote]