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eunisam: Becourse New broom sweeps better.Also know that the old one's knows the corner. |
Won't you take up the job offer? What will you tell your soon-to-be ex boss cos from the look of things, that contract will not be given to him. will you now return the money you collected from him? hmmmm God has really sliced and buttered your bread. Don't waste time to think before alhaji change his mind. |
hmmmmm I pick out cray fish in soup if it wasn't well grinded. I hated onions before but now, I'm begining to like it. I don't eat ripe plantain, garlic, green pepper in salad and lots more. |
hmmmm wow. This is creativity |
chei, this is a nice stuff. |
Ramcie: Hehe! Am almost there and have started making so many mistakes. Have made up my mind that I won't distribute Aso-ebi . So whatever gift I give out, no one would complain that it's too small or not sufficient considering the amount they spent buying the Aso-ebi. |
el_nino: How I carry curse youAsk him ooo |
Ikang okpo in Ibibio/Efik. |
Kslib: Why are people mentioning success.. I thought the op was asking about that particalar thing that motivates you to be succesful.. Abi na me dey get the queshion wrongly..If goes by how you understand it, I'll say God, cos I get motivated through His words. |
Success ooo. I want to be successful in all ramnification. Success is mine, praise the Lord. |
Smuthx: ladies kind or sweet gesture does not neccessary mean she loves you or want to be your girlfriend. Ladies that are open and friendly. If she accepts every guy that ask her out. you will probably be her 1000 boyfriend. so stop taking ladies friendliness = asking her out (being her bf)You are right on point. A colleague of mine did the same thing because I was friendly and closed to him than girls. He thought I was inlove with him and decided following me up. I told him such thing never existed. |
lola.luv:pls am waiting. |
engrchux: And this?mmansang eto. |
Missy_B: What about this?This is call eben |
Emphasis: Hatred is when you see nothing good in some other person.U just spoke my mind. |
genxris: [quote author=chichi,CUTTING BIRTHDAY CAKE WHEN MILLIONS OF CHILDREN AND WOMEN ARE, AS A RESULT OF MISRULE, STARVING!Guy, birthday cake is normal now. An average Nigeria can cut cake in a birthday. So chill. ![]() |
onila: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwDear, love dosen't depend on english or any language. U can get married to an english professor but have no love, joy and peace. |
Op, next? |
jites: CHENRYIn our dialet, it's udara. Cherry is its english name. |
Missy_B: And this?This is known as udara. |
The first one is known as edita iwa and isip eyop. |
Sagytarius: I dey come first, make i commot from water firstu dey catch fish? abi u don turn fisher man? ![]() |
omotola1: Have u searched for her on NL?Google will be better. [s]He better use fbook. Who knows if he was not the cause of that break up[/s] |
It'll only depend on what lead to the break up. There are some ex u won't think of seeing even in your dream, there are some u'll be hoping to see one day. So, it all depends. |
onatisi: never trust women ooo,they can date ,dare and redate their ex ,the only excuse they will sy is they didnt know what got into them or they didnt mean to that one thing led to another.Is the woman's ex not a man? Is she redating herself and not a man? |
landie: Just passing....where u passing 2? Watch ur back oo. |
I can remember when I was a kid, I was told that once swallowed an orrange seed it will sprunt from the person's head. On a fateful day when I returned from school, I was given an orange so I mistakenly swallowed a seed of it, remembering what I was told, I immediately informed my elder brothers thinking they will say something different not knowing they will only help worsen the situation. They told me that I'll be standing tall and watch them pluck it from my head. I wept and refused to eat if not for the timely intervention of my mother who came back and told me it was all lies that I should eat, I don't know what would have happen to me that day. I was also told that when someone swallowed a chewing gum that he will die. Since then I've been using it with care untill a day when I drank water with gum in my mouth and it went down straight with the water to my intestine. Meehn, I thought I was going to die. I thought of how I was going to miss my xmas and new year clothes, rice and stew, my lovely parents and siblings and stuff like that till I was lost in thought and my mum got noticed of it, I couldn't help but told her everything when she asked to know what was killing me silently and she told me I won't die but never to swallow it again. It was at that point I regained my sanity. Have you ever been told of a similar thing like mine? If yes, what was it? |
odohemma: Only you and you are still alive? I dey hail you.It's God who is keeping us ooo ![]() though, it was on diff. meal but as for perewinkle, it's no go area for me now. |
Gialmine: u found all this on top one meal?Lol, not just in one meal ooo. |
@ op, Am seriously waiting for an update of this. |
Funjay: U guys are scarin xpectant mothers and fathers oooo.Amen. |
patanjaly: Just asking why do human female suffers alot in child birth while other females in the animal kingdom seem compose n give birth naturally without any hitches.If u've ever seen a she goat or sheep giving birth, guy u'll know that painful delivery is not just for human. |

