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CrimeRe: Man Repeatedly Molested An 11-Yr-Old Girl In Lagos by prettiest1(f): 10:46am On Jul 04, 2014
Motixsis: He's body needs to be made as a lunch feast at Ibadan Zoo.
Definitely.
FamilyRe: His Parents Doesn't Know He Has A Year Old Son. by prettiest1(f): 10:19pm On Jul 03, 2014
Inkredible: *pheW* after much interrogations and FBI level quizzing, finally my mum has come to terms with it (partially, she still tinks m. Joking). She has volunteered to abandon her biz tomorrow n fly to PH to meet him n the baby n for more informations (not forgetting the bashings and hair pulling words she is gonna say to him). M to remain silent on the matter till they (mum, baby n him) return. She has called my pops n he says he is coming BK ASAP morrow morning. The plan is to bunk the dude with me n the baby with mum till dad summons the guys parents n explains the incidence to em. Ok, will stop here now. I gats do more explaining as she don eat finish. Will update yall later. The atmosphere around here is not good. I wander wat it will be like once the meeting is summoned. Gudnyt.
There will be no much wahala sha. It's a blessing to the family.
CrimeRe: Man Repeatedly Molested An 11-Yr-Old Girl In Lagos by prettiest1(f): 10:03pm On Jul 03, 2014
bebek: The story is abridged. Doesn't sound true
Nothing seem true these days but intense looking at it, it's the truth.
CrimeRe: Man Repeatedly Molested An 11-Yr-Old Girl In Lagos by prettiest1(f): 9:59pm On Jul 03, 2014
Motixsis: Question should be....Is he dead yet?.
Lol. It should be.... Is the date for his funeral service fix?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Turned To Keke! by prettiest1(op): 9:45pm On Jul 03, 2014
KingMEXX: Tales by moonlight.

All these Folklores we hear everyday in Nigeria.. What's next?? A man's manhood disappearing?? undecidedBTW could you explain the above?
He made 80 people turn to keke as he wanted using one of his passengers the next victim making it 81, he never knew he will become the victim.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Turned To Keke! by prettiest1(op): 9:34pm On Jul 03, 2014
Feed me more: Why do i not believe this tale? Maybe cuz it's too good to be true.
Aunt feed me more it's the truth. Ask a friend or relative of yours living there for confirmation that is, if you have one.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Turned To Keke! by prettiest1(op): 9:30pm On Jul 03, 2014
undecided
Jregz: Op is nothing but a pencil in the hand of his Creator grin grin
undecided
Jregz: Op is nothing but a pencil in the hand of his Creator grin grin
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Turned To Keke! by prettiest1(op): 9:29pm On Jul 03, 2014
himkers: I would have believed this story in the past nairaland era (pre-hacked stage), but now I am wiser.

OP, you haf tried...Oya clap 4 ya sef
Lol so becos nairaland was hacked, u don't blive anything 4rm here anymore?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Turned To Keke! by prettiest1(op): 9:26pm On Jul 03, 2014
christygenius: @ op, many may not believe dis story because something like dis has not happen before around them, but its d truth, i heard it from a relation of mine who resides in Uyo and it happened near his house. Pple should be very careful, and for those who doesnt believe dis story, wait till it happen to u or someone close to u before u believe. Dis world is really full of evil and wickedness.
Thanks dear. They thought I fabricated the story. What will I stand to gain if I do that.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Man Turned To Keke! by prettiest1(op): 8:17pm On Jul 01, 2014
DEVA1: cool coolPictures or ............
hahahaha. I couldn't snap ooo. If you have someone living around Uyo you can call for confirmation.
Nairaland GeneralMan Turned To Keke! by prettiest1(op): 7:52pm On Jul 01, 2014
A man became a tricycle (aka keke) in Uyo. He intentionally threw down his key and then asked one of his passengers to help him carry it. Thank God for the spirit the guy has, he told him to pick it himself as he was forcing the passenger, the guy alerted SARS immediately they were at the scene, the keke man was given the beatings he sure deserved and was ordered to pick his key lo and behold, this man turned to a brand new keke to the amasement of everyone. His wife was called to come immediately when she arrived, she was asked how many keke the husband has and she said eighty(80). She was given her keke-husband to drive home. What is this generation turning into? At the last day the bible says people will be lovers of themselves. Imagine the eighty innocent people he has turned into keke and rendered their families helpless. Thank God you've been counted and numbered as eighty one (81). Please be very careful and know those you help on the road.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs France World Cup (0 - 2) On 30th June 2014 by prettiest1(f): 10:09pm On Jun 30, 2014
Boko haram biko bring back our girls and take se. Just go to MMA tonight so that any time they arrive you can take them. I assure you, there shall be no protest.
SportsRe: Nigeria Vs France World Cup (0 - 2) On 30th June 2014 by prettiest1(f): 5:39pm On Jun 30, 2014
Se I just want to hear a shout for gooooaaalll. God is your strength.
SportsRe: Kevin-Prince Boateng Revealed What Really Transpired In Ghanian Camp At WC. by prettiest1(f): 2:15pm On Jun 30, 2014
davidif: Greedy? Why don't you listen to his side of the story? Or did you even read the story to begin with?
shun the guy jor. I guess he didn't read it may be he wanted "first to comment" though he's failed.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Is Back!!! by prettiest1(f): 9:49pm On Jun 27, 2014
customized13: Internet service was useless without nairaland, I swear
My brother na true u talk. I've not exhausted my data and it's expiring soon. Nairaland, you are important to many.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Nairaland Is Back!!! by prettiest1(f): 9:36pm On Jun 27, 2014
I never knew I can be bored without nairaland hmmmm.
FamilyRe: The Birth Of Our Baby Girl Realtime Updates by prettiest1(f): 4:50pm On Dec 10, 2013
apoti: ******update********

Wow I can't believe this thread is on fron page.

My wife dilated to 10cm within 3 hours. And she push the baby out within the next 30 mins. My wife is sooooo incredible.
So excited, she will be my sister. You are now a father. Congratulation.
PhonesRe: Do You Borrow Airtime From Airtel Via *500# ? by prettiest1(f): 3:15pm On Nov 30, 2013
kofsy: How do you guys borrow 500naira? I thought the max one can borrow is 200?
To borrow #500, dial *500*500#. Then for #200, dial *500*200#. If u go for #500, make sure when paying back, you'll recharge with at least 750 worth recharge card so that you still have #250 left for your use.
SportsRe: Mexico Vs Nigeria FIFA U17 WC Final (0 - 3) On 8th November 2013 by prettiest1(f): 5:49pm On Nov 08, 2013
What's happening now? So scared.
FamilyRe: Men And Toilet Etiquette by prettiest1(f): 10:54am On Sep 17, 2013
To avoid that, when you feel pressed just go get released immediately don't wait till it start dripping on your trouser. In that case, you may even start urinating even before you get to the toilet and as a result, you won't see any need opening the stuff.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Help A Nairalander Win Samsung Photo Contest by prettiest1(f): 11:22am On Aug 12, 2013
U're good to go. Just did it.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 3 by prettiest1(f): 1:03pm On Jun 19, 2013
Voting for,
Chelseabmw.
Ijogz k.
Dygeasy.
Guru.
Nelly Ghenghen.

Teamchelseabmw.
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 1. by prettiest1(f): 9:20am On Jun 18, 2013
Come out and vote for a competent candidate.
Don't vote for someone who will promise giving scholarship to children under five years who are ready to go to university.

Vote wisely my fellow Nairalanders.
TEAMCHELSEA
RomanceRe: Mr Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 1. by prettiest1(f): 9:01am On Jun 18, 2013
CHELSEABMW, I give you my vote.



Teamchelsea.
CelebritiesRe: Rita Dominic On Set Of 'Streets Of Calabar by prettiest1(f): 7:27pm On Jun 13, 2013
grin
sayso: Dey dea dey act film. Abi time never reach?
To do wetin, na she old pass u? grin
sayso: Dey dea dey act film. Abi time never reach?
To do wetin, na she old pass u?
EducationTwo Uniuyo Students Killed During Protest. by prettiest1(op): 6:13pm On Jun 12, 2013
Policemen killed two student from the university of Uyo who were protesting of high cost in transportation. Information had it that the students were always conveyed to the school permanent site without charges and now the school authority want them to be paying #200 everyday to be taken down there so they started protesting blocking all the entrance leading to the school campus. Then, the police were called to calm the situation, when they arrived, they started shoting as the result of that, killed two student and the girls hostel set ablazed.
PoliticsRe: World Day Against Child Labour by prettiest1(f): 9:55am On Jun 12, 2013
ivili: I finally did it,it was not easy but i did it
hahahahaha, first to comment? After reading it, I had to go back to see if it really true. You've, congratulation.
Who will be the next?
PoliticsRe: World Day Against Child Labour by prettiest1(f): 9:48am On Jun 12, 2013
ivili: I finally did it,it was not easy but i did it
hahahahaha, first to comment? After reading it, I had to go back see if it really true. You've, congratulation.
Who will be the next?
RomanceRe: My Elder Brother's Fiancée Is In love With Me by prettiest1(f): 4:32pm On Jun 02, 2013
ikanason: Lemme take a seat here. This is gonna be interesting.
op, i dunno wot to say but the advisors wld soon be here. am also sitting beside u so that i will watch this seasonal film. What name will suit this film now?
Please shift for me.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: Romance Section's Off Topic Chat Room + Derailers Paradise. by prettiest1(f): 4:18pm On Jun 02, 2013
Idowuogbo: Na! Y? huh
cos of d comment u made 'come to Sal. Army'
FamilyRe: Akwa-Ibom Outlaws Drinking Of Corpse Bath-water By Widows by prettiest1(f): 3:41pm On Jun 02, 2013
I've never heard this happen in Aks. The only thing I hear some family members to the deceased do if they suspect the wife as being responsible for the husband's death is that, she will swear by the corpse (like people do say, I swear to God or use sand to swear) but not drinking the water used in bathing the body. For hair shaving, I've not heard nor seen it happen before.
FamilyRe: Akwa-Ibom Outlaws Drinking Of Corpse Bath-water By Widows by prettiest1(f): 3:16pm On Jun 02, 2013
50calibre: It's worse in akwa Ibom. There the village chiefs come together to shave the pubic hairs of a widow.
have you witnessed it yourself and where did it happen?

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