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Motixsis: He's body needs to be made as a lunch feast at Ibadan Zoo.Definitely. |
Inkredible: *pheW* after much interrogations and FBI level quizzing, finally my mum has come to terms with it (partially, she still tinks m. Joking). She has volunteered to abandon her biz tomorrow n fly to PH to meet him n the baby n for more informations (not forgetting the bashings and hair pulling words she is gonna say to him). M to remain silent on the matter till they (mum, baby n him) return. She has called my pops n he says he is coming BK ASAP morrow morning. The plan is to bunk the dude with me n the baby with mum till dad summons the guys parents n explains the incidence to em. Ok, will stop here now. I gats do more explaining as she don eat finish. Will update yall later. The atmosphere around here is not good. I wander wat it will be like once the meeting is summoned. Gudnyt.There will be no much wahala sha. It's a blessing to the family. |
bebek: The story is abridged. Doesn't sound trueNothing seem true these days but intense looking at it, it's the truth. |
Motixsis: Question should be....Is he dead yet?.Lol. It should be.... Is the date for his funeral service fix? |
KingMEXX: Tales by moonlight.He made 80 people turn to keke as he wanted using one of his passengers the next victim making it 81, he never knew he will become the victim. |
Feed me more: Why do i not believe this tale? Maybe cuz it's too good to be true.Aunt feed me more it's the truth. Ask a friend or relative of yours living there for confirmation that is, if you have one. |
![]() Jregz: Op is nothing but a pencil in the hand of his Creator ![]() Jregz: Op is nothing but a pencil in the hand of his Creator |
himkers: I would have believed this story in the past nairaland era (pre-hacked stage), but now I am wiser.Lol so becos nairaland was hacked, u don't blive anything 4rm here anymore? |
christygenius: @ op, many may not believe dis story because something like dis has not happen before around them, but its d truth, i heard it from a relation of mine who resides in Uyo and it happened near his house. Pple should be very careful, and for those who doesnt believe dis story, wait till it happen to u or someone close to u before u believe. Dis world is really full of evil and wickedness.Thanks dear. They thought I fabricated the story. What will I stand to gain if I do that. |
DEVA1:hahahaha. I couldn't snap ooo. If you have someone living around Uyo you can call for confirmation. |
A man became a tricycle (aka keke) in Uyo. He intentionally threw down his key and then asked one of his passengers to help him carry it. Thank God for the spirit the guy has, he told him to pick it himself as he was forcing the passenger, the guy alerted SARS immediately they were at the scene, the keke man was given the beatings he sure deserved and was ordered to pick his key lo and behold, this man turned to a brand new keke to the amasement of everyone. His wife was called to come immediately when she arrived, she was asked how many keke the husband has and she said eighty(80). She was given her keke-husband to drive home. What is this generation turning into? At the last day the bible says people will be lovers of themselves. Imagine the eighty innocent people he has turned into keke and rendered their families helpless. Thank God you've been counted and numbered as eighty one (81). Please be very careful and know those you help on the road. |
Boko haram biko bring back our girls and take se. Just go to MMA tonight so that any time they arrive you can take them. I assure you, there shall be no protest. |
Se I just want to hear a shout for gooooaaalll. God is your strength. |
davidif: Greedy? Why don't you listen to his side of the story? Or did you even read the story to begin with?shun the guy jor. I guess he didn't read it may be he wanted "first to comment" though he's failed. |
customized13: Internet service was useless without nairaland, I swearMy brother na true u talk. I've not exhausted my data and it's expiring soon. Nairaland, you are important to many. |
I never knew I can be bored without nairaland hmmmm. |
apoti: ******update********So excited, she will be my sister. You are now a father. Congratulation. |
kofsy: How do you guys borrow 500naira? I thought the max one can borrow is 200?To borrow #500, dial *500*500#. Then for #200, dial *500*200#. If u go for #500, make sure when paying back, you'll recharge with at least 750 worth recharge card so that you still have #250 left for your use. |
What's happening now? So scared. |
To avoid that, when you feel pressed just go get released immediately don't wait till it start dripping on your trouser. In that case, you may even start urinating even before you get to the toilet and as a result, you won't see any need opening the stuff. |
U're good to go. Just did it. |
Voting for, Chelseabmw. Ijogz k. Dygeasy. Guru. Nelly Ghenghen. Teamchelseabmw. |
Come out and vote for a competent candidate. Don't vote for someone who will promise giving scholarship to children under five years who are ready to go to university. Vote wisely my fellow Nairalanders. TEAMCHELSEA |
CHELSEABMW, I give you my vote. Teamchelsea. |
![]() sayso: Dey dea dey act film. Abi time never reach?To do wetin, na she old pass u? ![]() sayso: Dey dea dey act film. Abi time never reach?To do wetin, na she old pass u? |
Policemen killed two student from the university of Uyo who were protesting of high cost in transportation. Information had it that the students were always conveyed to the school permanent site without charges and now the school authority want them to be paying #200 everyday to be taken down there so they started protesting blocking all the entrance leading to the school campus. Then, the police were called to calm the situation, when they arrived, they started shoting as the result of that, killed two student and the girls hostel set ablazed. |
ivili: I finally did it,it was not easy but i did ithahahahaha, first to comment? After reading it, I had to go back to see if it really true. You've, congratulation. Who will be the next? |
ivili: I finally did it,it was not easy but i did ithahahahaha, first to comment? After reading it, I had to go back see if it really true. You've, congratulation. Who will be the next? |
ikanason: Lemme take a seat here. This is gonna be interesting.Please shift for me. |
Idowuogbo: Na! Y?cos of d comment u made 'come to Sal. Army' |
I've never heard this happen in Aks. The only thing I hear some family members to the deceased do if they suspect the wife as being responsible for the husband's death is that, she will swear by the corpse (like people do say, I swear to God or use sand to swear) but not drinking the water used in bathing the body. For hair shaving, I've not heard nor seen it happen before. |
50calibre: It's worse in akwa Ibom. There the village chiefs come together to shave the pubic hairs of a widow.have you witnessed it yourself and where did it happen? |
BTW could you explain the above?
