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Tallesty1:
What do women want?

Love, care and trust. Understand our silent and Place nothing above us except God. Be there for us. Those are a few of what women want.

This dorisk dey make shakara.

Hmmm Dorisk

SmellMyFart:
yea. It's obvious from the likes I keep getting every second.

Can't help but "laughed out loud" when I first saw it. It's something we all in one way or the other have experienced.

I have experienced it. If you attain to them once, be ready for them at every other time.

SmellMyFart:
glad I could make you laugh.

It was a rib cracking one.

Still observing though.

SmellMyFart:
This people go just dey disturb person even on monday. Mtchewwww


"KNOCK KNOCK!"


ME: Who's there?

"Jehovah's Witness."


ME: Nobody dey house.


"But you just ans...."


ME: I SAY NOBODY DEY HOUSE!! This na their dog, Bingo!!!

Lol. Just can't hold tears. Nna mehn, you've made my day.

Never. What shall it profit a man to gain the whole world including #100 million and lose his life and eternal happiness? God forbid such imagination.

timbros:
He wont understand till his time reach.

I just pray he doesn't chase her away when the changes starts manifesting.

Amen to your prayer.

Truckpusher:
Beautiful you can say .But you can agree with me that she looks quite older than the guy on suit and one red thing on his neck under the blazing sun.

The OP could be 5-10 years older than his wife. Women seems to be gaining weight after delivery. Your view on op and his wife will change if you get to know his age and that of the lady.

Nice.

Where are there?

Ok

smartmom:
Because you were a child! lol

I remember that too. If a rat eats it, your new tooth will be crooked

Lol imagin. There is this other one they said if you point at a tomb your fingers will be bent. The solution is biting your fingers if you mistakenly point at it. Whenever I make such mistake, I will be biting my fingers. Can you imagin this class of foolishness?

Throwing a loosed tooth on top the roof as it will not grow again if thrown into the bush and unfortunately its got swallowed by lizard. Looking back at it now, I wonder why I fell for such supersticious belief.

RoyalRoy:
1.

My honourable mod, so you dey follow do ftc? I badu the style wey you take do am.

Thank God it's not in Nigeria specifically the Northern region because before opening the thread, my heart went to that direction.

No offence intended.

This is sad. Eyen eka nnyin sangha sung oo. Abasi odu ye afo.

A captivated smile from my mama.

Pretyangel25:
Green-colour mfang ukom
red- ndaida
brown-colour nkarafang
grey- colour iwatt
lol i try na

Lol. You fit do make person come examine my head. @ Green-mfang ukom but u know mfang ukom is plantain leaf.
Now, the question is what is the colour of the leaf?. Nkarafang is rust.

Red there should be ndaidat or ndaidad. U don try, e no easy oo.

Sad.

Oh God give us children that will bring joy and happiness into our life instead of pain in Jesus name, amen.

Please, the name Jesus Christ is too precious to be misused. I believe you are a christian, you should know the ten commandments among which is "THOU SHALL NOT USE THE NAME OF THE LORD THY GOD IN VAIN" Exodus 20:7. Please, take note.

datguru:
You know its not possible to eat my head . So whatever

Yea I know but it's possible to have a female president if we all want.

To avoid no. 2 to 4, please never you get married and still live in your hubby's family house.

Nice one though. But what is it with "LIST" on nairaland this week?

datguru:
Till jesus comes, it won't happen. The day it happens, I will eat my head

Don't worry after 2019, you will definitely eat your head because I must surely become the first female president in this our obodoNigeria.

GogetterMD:
Any dog that is not properly trained will tend to act wild. Rotts are an intelligent and trainable breed, unlike pitbulls

I never knew.

God help me be a good wife to my husband and a wonderful mother to my children.

Ima ima, you will be so lucky a man to have me and I'll be very happy to be your one and only.

GogetterMD:
Rotts could be calm and obedient dogs if well trained. They aren't a violent species. Unlike pitbulls and varying mastiff breeds

Just that I've heard a lots about how wild Rotts are.

GogetterMD:
But I would really like to know what breeds the dogs were

Its should be Rottweiler because they seem to be unfriendly with kids and they have this history of eating children.

A moment please.


Edited.
Am not a control freak.

1one:
Lol

But you know you don't necessarily have to wait for Mr.Right to come teach you

You could just go to a driving school and learn by yourself.. If Mr.Right meets you as an already experienced driver, wouldn't that be a "turn on"?

Definitely it will. Thanks, will do it.

So eager to learn but not married yet. My mr. Right, what are you still waiting for na?