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I loved you
I've moved on

I loved you

Why did he beat his teacher? Abi na woman matter?

17 years? They are not small boys oh, they should increase their prison sentence.

Why would a young lady of 26 years old want to work in a morgue

It seems that fowl is possessed oh. E get mind

If I say most Nigerian mothers breastfeed their babies, does that mean I have gone house by house to conduct an extensive survey?
Or had one on one relationship with all breast feeding mother's in Nigeria? The answer is NO, because its an obvious fact.
I have not said anything wrong or hurtful. And I do not have market woman type of reasoning!

DarkRebel69:
There's an estimated population of 4,776,294,273 men in the world? So when you say "most bad guys have confidence", are you insinuating that you have:

I.) Dated all of those 4,776,294,273 men?

II.) Had a one-on-one relationship with all of those 4,776,294,273 men?

III.) Conducted an extensive survey on that estimated figure which led you to the conclusion that there are more confident bad guys in the world than there are confident good guys?

Or is this merely an extension of the market-women type of reasoning that's prevalent on Nairaland?

Its because women hate each other. You hardly ever hear a woman scolding a man or telling him to be decent, or mothers advising their sons because they don't really care about what happens to their fellow woman's daughter. The reason why its a man's world is simply because women hate each other.

Women are attracted to confidence, most bad guys have confidence which gives women a sense of security. That's the attraction. Please good guys learn to have confidence oh, we prefer you to the bad guys.

Smart idea

jiinxed:
See fresh organs going to waste..

Instead of killing these terrorists, why not capture them and harvest their organs? That way, you'd be killing two birds with one stone.

Yes

KingTom:
You have trust issues and this is quite common these days. Something must have triggered it.

I'm incapable of trusting human beings and no matter how much I Luv him I can walk away- he'd Wonder if I ever loved him.

What is shacking

I thought guys don't like slim girls.

pautex:
I WOUDN'T MIND TO BE THE ONLY SUGAR IN HER TEA... MY D& SLAY QUEEN

Lagos, Ibadan, Onitsha etc
I don't want to visit or live there because its congested, there are too many touts and rogues. If you go there you would constantly live in fear. You can't pick calls in some areas or rent house in peace

This story is too bad to be true

emmanwandud:
Move this shit 2 jokes section.

They exist. Stop doubting it.

your mum is too funny

Silvertrinity:
Her decision though! She was once at that age, and maybe talking through experience
That's how my mom told me when I was 16 that the fact that she hasn't seen me with a guy doesn't mean am not dating. And I was like...

Mr bones

dangwarmai:
He who cannot hit the gwarra gwarra straight but can read the bones. from now on your name will be bone.

I am not bone but Bones.

I love you
Ditto

Lord of the rings

Pearlyakin:
They stole it from us, they stole the precious.

Titanic

drogbaleee1:
You jump, I jump

Harry Temple: All right, pop quiz. Airport, gunman with one hostage. He's using her for cover; he's almost to a plane. You're a hundred feet away... Jack?

Jack: Shoot the hostage.

Taken

citizenjuwon:
"I will find you, I will kill you"

Troy

1StopRudeness:
....Beyond that beach...Immortality Take it...its yours!!!

Ya know, I was getting along with everything fine. I accepted it, and then you happened! I do not need a reason to be angry with God.

It might be for ritual purposes, because that man looks well fed and well dressed. He can afford ashawo.

You are so smart.

Chuksaluta:
The volume of ice reduces when it is in liquid form, so I expect the water level to drop... or am I missing something?

Why did he climb it?

You notice cows?

waxxydude:
But without these things even a cow slacky breast would garner more attention than most slay mama boobs.