₦airaland Forum

Nebes:
Ex 1.
She never declined any offer of food. You want rice? Yes. You want shawarma, cake and ice cream? Yes. You want stout? Yes. You want roasted fish? Yes. You want biscuit and malt? Yes. You want eggs? Yes. There is only one can of coke left in the fridge; bring it. Ah ah! All in one day!!! I definitely don’t want to see you again.

Ex 2.
I was the only angel in her sight and she could do anything for me. But babe’s 2nd name was quarrel. She was never at peace with any other person I know. I knew I was marking time with her. I can’t come and be settling quarrels everyday. Moreover, one day I will become the target of her negative energy. Babe is an ex today!!!

Omo na wao for your Ex 1

CEOwatazs:
She told me That whenever we getarried, I am allowed to bring any girl and fu©k in our matrimonial bed.

From that day very day I lost interest in her.
Although, I know I will definitely do that, but why on earth will she be the one to tell me what to do¿

Fear God na

PhavesGideon:
Tooth paste is now #500, but dis babe still dey apply am cover the whole tooth brush and even put extra for hand say na twice she dey brush, ah ah. Not once not twice oo, everytime wey she come. for dis hash economy nai u dey do like diz?? She said she can't suffer in her father's house and suffer in my house too"..

Now, is not as if I can't afford a tooth paste oo.. but her constant reactions to things like this (not just the paste) the make me feel say she no go fit cope with her future husband when things are not rossy.. nothing dey enough for her.. Omo I need japka o..


And the 2nd babe wey I wan 'X' na pure

I fitin't laugh oo

There's actually no point to prove..
Me and food are like 5&6

hwasiu37:
What would i say, where would i start?I prayed to God Almighty to continue increasing your wealth.I met Alhaji Yakubu Ndanusa (Sarkin Nupewa Katsina State),the Director of Katsina Resturant, IBB way katsina in 2009 during my NYSC in Katsina. Somebody directed me to him that he has apartments for rent,i got there, i explained to him that i needed a room to put my head on once my PPA refused to offer me an accommodation. He asked where am i from,i told him. Surprisely, he said, he schooled in my town that my people were very kind and hospitality. He gave me a self-contain for the whole year without collecting a dime .I know you are a philanthropist because i witnessed a lot before i left Katsina. Thanks a lot sir, may all your children come across their helpers wherever they go.

Amen...
God bless every good people

Dagger111:
A man i don't knw gave me a lift to Surulere, though i helped in a passed through different checkpoints without difficulty as he was keeping time to his meeting. When i dropped, he asked me how i will get home and i said i will take public bus. He gave me the key to his Corolla Sport and told me to take it home and return it at my own leisure. I swear, i thought it was joke, he insisted. I told it home for real and returned it same day evening. He said he never meant i should return it in rush, i said my mind wasn't at rest, that's why. He entertained me and gave me 5k for tfare back home. He is an Edo man, still wish to see that man again.

Are you for real?
They are still good people sha.

It would be a good move, but the fulani man up there would rather prefer the free movement of cows from his brothers in Niger republic.

God does not imposed His will on people, He gave the ability to choose what is good or bad.
That's why you are a human and not an animal, even animals in the wild have their freedom.
Never you compare Christianity with Islam.
Jesus saves

Wisdomuchendu:
I weep for Christianity in Nigeria.
Just imagine these having a stronghold in Nig:
Islamic law
Sharia court.
Islamic police.
Islamic Banking
Islamic insurance ETC
And they are all practiced in Nigeria.
But, CHRISTIANITY HAS NOTHING

You see bear as a sin, but smoking weed and other hard drugs and banditry is highly acceptable.
Na God go punish una.
Foolish hypocritic beggars.

Splitmind:
Well done Hisbah! Anti Islamic substances need to be destroyed for peace to reign.

Uchasa:
Ibom clowns celebrating mediocrity as usual!

Are you not still ashamed of yourself...

SyrusdeHansome:
Na pple Wer never achieve anything reasonable de condemn pas. It's not by rubbishing someone's work and writing out theories that if given the tools to put them to practice I know una go fail woefully. If y'all wanna see something better tell some of ur corrupt parents and relatives in politics to create an enabling environment for pple like this nd until then non of u have the right to condemn the guy.

Don't mind them bro..

southniyikaye:
Modified go kart
He should have sourced for materials more appealing.. This is too bogus for my liking, I like smart things

Which one have you done so far, Mr. Smart things...

You must not dress to kill to show you have the money, only the poor will borrow clothes to impress those that don't even care...

EmmanuelScott1:
The dressing of Mikel and ihenacho sef

Mikel jump-up and ihenacho agbero way

What about Desmond Eliot

Bigii:
Imagine this guy collapse in Nigeria. Na grave straight


The last footballer that collapsed in Nasarawa pitch never return till today.


Buhari e no go better for you!

Ournolly:
He is not a woman, she is just an angry man.

I no understand o

Sebastine1994:
They said a female officer, why are you showing us a male photo...
Don't tell us the person in the photo is a woman

ohuatc:
Please if we must show that we are law abiding citizens, we should continue to engage dialogue in this matter. Thank you.

There is nothing like dialogue in this matter, they should get out of our States

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blinking001:
[s]Southern Governors are just making noise. Let's see how it goes. They know Nigeria belong to us all, every Citizen of Nigeria has the right to move about freely and do business wherever he or she deem fit without harassment. These southern Governors are high on Ogogo[/s][s][/s]ro

You are just talking sh**t

JooEeL:
They are African Arabs. Their plan is to exterminate anything non-muslim.

I tell you, their plan is to take over our land and kill us, very wicked tribe..
That's what Usman Dan Fodio did.

obama30:
Hear this oh terrorist leaders of the North in name name of northern terrorist cattle farmers miyetti Allah.

Northern governor's don't decide for southerners or southern governor's.

The best advice is to tell your terrorist in the South to start packing and leave before the southern legistratives passes it into law because masses will be out to enforce the law.

Southerners can't wait for a Fulani commissioner of police to come and enforce law that will benefit the South, so advice your men to start leaving.

South has been practices cattle ranching for ages, and we don't need your system.

Nothing concern the South on how many acres of land you want to takes from the entire noth, but the truth is that such privilege is not available at southern part.

Instead wiping you people out will be available one day

It's time we take action on this matter, the fulanis should be sent back to the north.
This is how they came and conquered the north. Even the Hausa tribe do not know their right.
Buhari knows what he is doing..
God go shame them.

Armaggedon:
The best thing nigeria can do at this moment is to declare support for hamas and join a military coalition with turkey against Israel and her allies.

Do you even know what you are saying..

Nice one for Jesse