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I think there are two major problems with blacks- the first is stunting and the second is inferiority complex. Until a white person tells you that you are good, you don't believe you are good.

377) C.E.O- Chief Executive Olosho
378) Are we the Giant of Africa or just a fat African?
379)Are people malnourished or on nature’s diet plan?

It is totally untrue that ibos like money more than any other tribe, they love money

That guy has rocked that single for so lonnnng. This guy is a one hit wonders.

Abeg send location, I get message for that seal.

Krixxb:
Baba u too much jare, na Man U be, Infact na woman born u!! Big ups bro

Cheers bro.

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374) As you have alternative facts, I think Nigeria is an alternative country
375) I finally got in Mensa, lovely Ghanian girl
376) I showed someone my ex-girlfriend, I said that was my throwback p**sy

371) Every country has its own scam. American have American dream, Nigeria has e go better.
372) So one of my boys came to meet me, he said bro- I get 2 million and someone want to process Jand for me, sey make I leave or stay here and hustle. I say- Run my brother, why go stay a country where the President is not willing to stay in or Are your village witches doing rehearsal on your case.
373) I heard Tecno cassava small so tey the only way he makes girls feel anything is by robbing aboniki on it.

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No update ni bro

sapiosexual in this Buhari era, all the Nigerian girls are moneysexual.

ShaqFu:
Funny how they do well abroad but fail totally here in Nigeria.

And there are no witches abroad, even common Donald Trump they couldn't take him down. Trust Awon Iyami aje turkey ma lo toothpick, they will come together and you won't hear win. why do you think Buhari is fine abroad but sick at home.

368) There are three things igbo people like the most- money, money and money.
369) Racism is actually hating on a n**ga cos he gat some melanie.
370) In Nigeria we have different types of madness- currently we have 50 shades of craze.

it is a derogatory word on nairaland but it used to a Yoruba warlord who fought against Fulani in Ilorin. Google is your friend.

365) Marriage is an experiment to see a man and woman can live together for life.
366) Some of my friends think am paranoid but I tell them ifura logun agba.
367) I am polishing my DM in case this chicks want to skate into my DM.

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TOBIWHITE:
What's the link between London and eu??

Please ask Orunmila.

362) Sheriff is the Fictional leader of PDP.
363) If your feel trapped in your life maybe you should check the music you are listening to.
364) I wish you were in my shoe and you can see that I have good taste.

In another news Nigeria seeks to join EU. Why else will Buhari still be in London...

I am not going to say beating but something is going to happen that will shut aunty up permanently. Calling someone's baby fat instead of chubby and this could have been sent to them privately.

359) So South Africans are looting and maiming Nigerians nobody said anything but when Nigerians start with them they will say Nigerians are bad people. Have they forgotten that Revenge is best served with a cold stout.
360) I was on a flight from Lagos to Abuja then one passenger went into cardiac arrest, the pilot radioed- is there any doctor on flight please come forward, na so small doctor stand up, I vex give him igbarun no be your type dem dey call.
361) Welcome to Change in Nigeria, everything has changed: our big brother is filmed in South Africa, our President is stationed in London, And Even Masquarades are buying ice creams.

As a famous Professor of Economics at Harvard once said nxxga invest in what you know. That girl has a PhD in hxeconomics.

Haters will say she is fine like that because of make-up

I think I know some. I am sure of:

Respect
Patience
Gentle

Can you help me with others?

A few things from the Yoruba

Women were not as marginalise as the western women, there was no meeting at the King's council without iyalode being present. Women also married a lot of husbands, women shuffled between men like you won't believe with no stigma. Women also held position of power in religion apart from witches of course (Mojuba eyin iyami osholo shala oshala shalo ti won we ninu omi shalo shalo). Women generally had more power and say in the affairs of the community.
There was an army in Diahomey that was composed of just women- gallant women: they conquered far and wide. female army long before the white even conceived of the idea of allowing women to fight.
If you study history you will realise that Africans are not as backward as they claim we were. Study your history and you will be proud of those who came before you.