₦airaland Forum

413) Professor: What is Gobe ( A few hands raised, yes you). Student: Gobe is when you are telling your friends that you met this good girl and you are sure she is a virgin, then you show them her picture and all of them are on the floor laughing.
414) why are most marriges failing, people put more effort into pre-wedding photos than post-wedding matters.
415) Why do only rich people like conscious music cos broke people don’t want to be reminded of their situation, they just need something to escape.

410) We are divided by politics, ethnicity and money, man is not united.
411) There is nothing like fear of height, na death you fear.
412) My sister is called half- cast cos d demon no gree common fully when pastor dey cast am out.

407) When Calabar people see pictures of dog on twitter, is it like food porn?
408) Three step to get any naija girl- toast her with lies, butter up with money, chop repeat. Toast, butter, chop repeat.
409) I always see my indian friends always posting RIP- so I thought they was talking about dead people, I didn’t realise they were talking about Rich Indian Problems.

Sirjohn84:
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404) whatsapp video calling RIP skype.
405) I remember when naira had more value than dollar, I remember when Jay Jay was a baller, I remember when Sahara Reporter was a news outlet.
406) why does Mr Eazi remind me of a crab?

401) Arsene Wenger reminds me of every African leader, up to twenty two eyars and nothing to show for it but you wont resign.
402) I see Debbie rise yesterday, I swear my thing no gree rise.
403) It takes a village to raise a man, so when you make never your village.

398) If you are dating a guy after 4 years, and he has not proposed, please break up with him, he is putting mileage on your kitty.
399) How talented is this wizkid? slept with one girl, she became a fashion designer and another one is making movies. No wonder every girl want to bleep this guy, does he just walk to girls like- I will bleep talent into you.
400) Dad: Junior what do you want to be when you grow up?
JUnior: Dad, I want to be a whistleblower.

Wuminity:
Nice one bro, you realy made my day.

I only dey try ooo.

395) Don’t you have that friend everyone calls MAGA- Must Always Give Advice.
396) You say Everything is vanity but you are stacking a lot of this vanity upon vanity.
397) You are the Masterkraft of the Universe, You are the Jagaban of Jagaban. You do as you wish, who am I to ask who you epp? You that made AY richer than Bros Godon you chose Olamide over Asa, you do as you like. You made a man without school cert the President, there is nothing you cannot do. May this recession not reset our brains. Happy Easter!!! Thanks for reading.

hearsay or do you have evidence?

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392) With the way ambode is charging for everything, I wont be shocked if Ambode starts charging people 10,000 to use third mainland bridge to commit suicide.

393) Black man problem- crab mentality- have you listen to Zoro song's mabuza mabuza- why does your landlord have to be your tenant? why can’t you just be another landlord?

394) The dad of American soldier killed offered 2 million to any information leading to arrest , my ibo friend called his son yesterday, we go volunteer you, you take 60 percent, me and your mother share the remaining biko.

389) you sey you have a big cassava den we see you for pool and it is a baby carrot, Weey don sir you say you get 30 billion for account but your cheque is bouncing Wey don sir.
390) Buhari has really brought change, did you think one day will come that Nigerians will be denying owning $50 million dollars cash found.
391) Really Rich people or wealthy people dont show off their wealth, showing off is a sign of insecurity.

You are welcome of course, it goes both ways, unintelligent people from both sides (African American and Africans) do not like each other due to the image perpetuated by the media but if you are smarter than a rock, you know there is more to you guys than gang-bangers and there is more to Africans than poverty. Culture is almost the same- music, dance, party and opulence life style.

386) Bisola feels fooled after getting out, imagine how Nigerians feel after voting for Buhari.
387) Fool me once, shame on me. fool me twice, are you related to Professor Pella.
388) Daddy: Junior why are you eating indomie with your hands?
Junior: Daddy, you know mummy does not give a fork.

Back! A lot has happened, All I can say is I thank God oooo.
383) Ghanians are really dark, a Ghanian told me that for a Ghanian to get a little light, they have to bleach twice.
384) Bobrisky, this life you are living is risky.
385) After you have turned every good girl to a bad girl, now you want to marry and you are looking for a good girl, God don catch you.

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Do not touch women sending forex back home.

our mumu don do.

really 32 sir, Sir can we do an age test?

380) Ibos they wont stop until they are equal to us, afonjas had shina Rambo, finally ibos had vampire.
381) One of my friend climb the pole commot the wire and carry am go NEPA place, e say na bill una just dey bring una never give us light, I have returned your property I use God beg you no near my property ooo
382) How come people who never see colour also have a black friend.

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Beautiful ones are not yet born but na only the beautfiul ones dey die. BRB 2300 as a Swedish Blonde girl sha

the goat is tired of the recession, na something go kill man

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Funny :-)

Ask google or Orunmila

Nice!

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