₦airaland Forum

356) It is only in Nigeria that Corruption is fighting Corruption.
357) In Nigeria we have too many educated illiterates.
358) In Nigeria we have too many fools with smart phones.

MTHBOSS:
Keep it up

Thanks Boss.

353) Never leave a good man because he cheats.
354) Clarence shot this, Clarence shot that, With so many hits, OluwaClarence you are wanted in Sambisa.
355) Everybody is a hustler some are just more honest than the other.

350) We all know Olamide's first wife is music but his second wife is smoking.
351) I watched AY new movie trailer- 10 days in SunCity and they asked him why the new movie? He said he wanted to do something unique, after 30 days in Atlanta followed by a trip to Jamaica then 10 days in sun city is something uniqe. Please have they shanged the definition of unique in the dictionary ni.
352) God go judge una, all this girls claiming to be good girls and playing part time for Olosho FC.

why don't you come back home to fight in Sambisa...

OMG!!! This place is lit.

347) Everybody is tired of this change, even Buhari change location to London.
348) We had to call fire fighters yesterday night, my uncle's house was lit.
349) The next super hero should be called MaryKay and we all know her super power.

ItsBolaji:
Welcome jare na so dem dey everly do.

My brother thanks ooo, I go chop watery Beans I no even know why.

343) The fear of DSS is the beginning of wisdom, if I am lying ask 2Baba.

345) The Adventure of Sai Baba from the Other Room to London Hospital Part 1. Grab your copy now.

346) During this Trump era, It is high time Americans lift each other up but it is going to be hard because of their size ooo.

340) Most women are afraid of their roots so they wear Brazilian.

341) Why do Oyinbo people call bread buns abeg show dem real buns.

342) Most people have forgotten that our real culture is Agric.

Back after a ban. Still don't know why I was banned.

337) On Sambisa Issue, Sight Buhari.
338) 100 million for cutleries, So what happened to the cutleries you are using now? Or have you been eating like Babarians for the whole year and don't give us that stupid excuse that Jonathan did not leave any forks. 100 million for cutleries, sir I think something needs changing but not the cutleries.
339) So I had an argument with one of my padis who said if Wizkid wins a Grammy, he will be greater than Fela, I will say that Wizkid is the greatest of this generation, his success has eclipsed that of Tuface and D'banj but I don't think my son will come to me and go daddy I just discovered some amazing music and I will ask him which music and he will go Yaga. If you are going to blaspheme please wash your mouth with Omo afterwards.

duullie88:
Drizzy drake... living out my fantasies

and my too ooo. And God will say, this guy too should enter heaven, I will be like hasn't he enjoyed enough on earth, God let him just do 3 weeks pere in Hell.

334) First Iyanya left you, now Lilian left you, Ubi is heading to Oyo state.
335) When I was growing up, you saw a tom boy and thought nothing of it, but now you are wondering if they are one of those.
336) Whenever I watch our movies, I always see fake guns so fake they are not believable, you mean none of this actors moonlights as an armrobber and can help with a replica or real one.

Yoruba demons pishure number 6

Thanks for the laugh

jayied:
Well done Prince... you too much

Thanks boss

331) I watched Dj cuppy's interview and actually felt bad for her, you guys have no idea how hard it is to be a billionaire's daughter or for the hardest thing in your job to be press play.
332) Please stop calling Eniola Badmus a plus size mode, lets call a spade a spade, she is a plus plus plus size model.
333) So we finally heard from Durella after a long time. Thanks durella for giving Skibi another idea.

328) Yorubas I hail thee ooo, first you have a king who thinks being a first class king means he has to always be flying, now you have a king who is like his people. #

329) Everytime I see Jidenna, he is always saying a lil bit more, e never do am wetin I give am last time ni.

330) Kweku- No woman of mine is going to be a house wife, they have to werk, werk, werk, werk, werk.

Adaowerri111:
This guy and Emoney who is richer?

This guy ofcourse, na bit coins E money get compare to this guy.

The naira is so bad even Ghanian men are taking our women. Ghana ti takeover.

325) if Igbos keep claiming they are Israelites, should they be return to Isreal and fight with Palestinian for their land, we can do with more land abeg.

326) I think Korede is like Samson, if he allows any Delilah to cut that hair, his power is finished.

327) When will we start using pregnancy test in our movies and not just the vomit test.

onila:
I have no problem with AAs
the administration of the group even likes me and respects me

he believes i am among the Africans who wants the best for my black american brothers
but i believe black americans should remain in america
afterall they are white africans in southern africa

Onila, chai if that is your real pishure, I want to start paying dowry but the problem is that I don't have cash, Can I pay in instalment? direct debit. I should finish paying 5 to 6 years give or take the exchange rate. If I take you to my pastor and he tells me he saw a vision that you are a mammy water, I will tell him I already know, sir did you see anything else?

It is the same way your family can say really mean things but an outsider can't. Because you believe your family's opinion or assessment comes from a place of love. It is just normal human, it is easier for a white person to explain racism to another white person than for a black person. If a black person tries, more often than not what you get is their defence will be up.

322) To all the good dads Feliz Navidad and to all the amazing mums Feliz Navimum.

323) So my mum put a ribbon into my sister's hair, I said mummy are you gifting my sister also?

324) First Bank were gifting my dad a ram for Christmas, they wrapped the ram, like we wont know it is ram with two horns coming out and it screaming meh meh.

Have a Wonderful Xmas.

Did you see Emmauella at 16:20, check again lol

319) Even common award we no fit host, we don't only live in a third world country, we also host third world awards.
320) what is a conjunction? A corn wey dey for junction.
321) There is a difference between slim and thin, slim is as a result of conscious effort, balance diet and exercise, meanwhile thin is because of hunger. a thin person and a slim person fit get the same stature, how you go know go be from their neck. You know the kind of hunger wey go wire you when your intenstine will come up to beg for food.

benedictnsi:
America celebrates everything even animals.......


Africans neglects everything even human lives

of course they celebrate everything except African American lives, wish their life was worth that of this gorila.

316) Bobrisky or bleachrisky.
317) They say Dj cuppy, I say that girl with B cuppy.
318) I am a light sleeper because I can only sleep with the light on.

313) They have used our national cake to bake personal cake.
314) Emeka- You can't have your cake and eat it. Amaka- wetin cosign you, na your cake, biko free me oooo.
315) This girl ask make I come chop her mouth, I asked her to first bring stew.

310) Armani- we will have it.
311) They call children born out wedlock love child, so what are we that were born in marriages- hate child?
312) Now they have crowned the most beautiful girl in Nigeria, how we go kon dey lie for this girls?