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155) Nigerians can never admit to chopping life, you fit meet person inside en Private Jet, how far? My brother we just dey manage ooo, see him in his yatch how far? Na this small boat I dey use maintain for this Buhari era, see am for Heaven, how far? My brother na God face we dey all look ooo.
156) come to think of it, I have never met gmail gmail boys
157) There is a thin line between between foolishness and courage, superfan and stalker, fashionista and a mad person.

olumars:
xxxtedyxxx,
ds gal n I av bn dating for more dan a year nw, wen we started she call, txt very often, bt az tyms goes on she change, no cal or txt. I du cal her everyday, if shes online she dont send me mssg.
whenever I cal or chat wit her I dont rily knw wat to talk about. if I stay too long on call, we fight. I decided nt to cal her for lyk a month tym, during dt tym she neva deem t fit to kal, after d a month I ask her y she didn't cal she said Ntn,dt she doesn't av cal card.
she still claims she loves me,I still love her too Buh nt like before coz d feelings az drop .
I dont even knw if am her bf or not. we stay in diff plc we see once in a year coz of my sch n hers

I am sure she is bored, if you want to pique her interest, introduce other girls into the equation, mention another girl coming to cook for you or something of such nature, jealousy has been saving relationship since 23BC. My dad is married to 4 wives not because he is womanizer but as a contingency plan, women can leave anytime, always have plan b, trust me always have a roster of female friends even if you are the faithful type, I have a roster of 30 now. This women are emotional creatures, sometimes you have to keep turning their emotions like an akara, if you let it stay in one place it will get burnt and they will leave. I hope I have helped you. I believe in fighting for her if you think she is special but if nothing works, you have to press reset and start the game all over again. Just an advice you have to try to switch it up every few months you don't have to do anything elaborate and you can use her money also and make sure you are ringing that bell well, once a year is hard unless your game is tight is hard to keep a girl.

Teddy might give better advice. I am out.

SycophanticGoat:
It is sad to see a grown up adult put several words together, only for these words not to make any sense.. Don't take this the wrong way, how did you pass through school, through cheating or bribing??

Tell me you are too retarded to comprehend what was written there, it was not intended for a slowpoke like you, ogbeni Fashi, which school did you go to and what have you achieved with your all your schools? I am sure you have not invented anything or made anything of yourself, there is a section for people like you, go there you will find your mate, Next. No wonder your parent named you Goat, you can call yourself a goat but stop acting like one.

abge I dey come, I wan finish my meat, they just bring sallah meat ni

Su re oo

photoshop again he tried oooo

See what Buhari has caused

Chai, beating Junior 7 times, what did Junior do! I am sure the only reason he stopped was because he saw something blue jump out

You are wicked.

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na Everybody dey dance, Alafin do tap dance, Jagaban is doing Shakiti, My Flying President it is over to you- Atleast Give us some dabbing, we all know no shange go rish us

152) Only those that marry a SU have truly been in a SUV.
153) No be those wey finish first for class dey carry first class.
154) No matter how stubborn a goat reach, we go still use hin head for isi ewu.

you couldn't pay me to read it, suggestion reduce to 10 or use picture after each one otherwise it is not readable Error

where is zainab from ebony life, dat girl use style try

she is dressing like her ancestor did, free this chick ooo

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me i can still see stomach ooo, or maybe i have 2020 vision.

Photoshop, this guy try ooo

Kwantinue with my money, atleast give me lift once in it

149) So I asked Google to Translate Yoruba tribe to French- it came back with La Turn up La Tribe.
150) Someone asked me how do you remove a bean coat, the same way you put it on.
151) People buying the ipohne 7 are paying itax for istupidity.

Dotmanroy:
This ooni though... Always en route... Between ooni and buhari, who travel pass sef?

It is Buhari aka the flying President, I think he is collecting airmiles. me and my friends have started a bet, guess when next Buhari is flying, I have won 6 out of 7! I just say nextweek and I have been right almost everytime.

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8. And the end become uncertain as there was wailing and gnashing of teeth[/quote]Have you thought about script writing, I am guessing the bible school is finally paying off Nice one

JeffreyJamez:
Just like music, there are different types of comedy too,.. I believe AY's own wouldn't call for a stand up show.


Then again, I bet if someone like Trevor comes to Nigeria, many won't find him funny.. You know why?... Most Nigerians are used to silly jokes.
There are jokes for Intellectual people and there are jokes for Mediocre Audience... No Nigerian Comedian tells jokes for Intellectuals. And if you Check, comedians like Trevor don't tell jokes, they discuss lol.

I love Trevor like cray!!. I have all his comedy shows on my PC.

Trevor will tell you he still write jokes, he might package them inside a monologue, every comedian has different styles, some are one liners, some do stories, others do soliloquies but at the bottom of everything are jokes, who is more intellectual than Chris Rock and Dave Chappelle but they still do Jokes, Listen to Gordons when he was discussing Buhari, he was still very funny without being silly, I know it is harder to be intellectual and be funny but you can still be funny. Lewis Black, Chris Rock, Jon Stewarts are funny intellectuals. AY is not funny nor an intellectual, His mimicking Chris Okotie is that intellectualism? If he spoke about how he dupe the congregation in a funny way I might think otherwise. All he does is slap stick, But I have to give it to him He is a great hustler and great at many things, not just jokes, he should keep doing them till people stop paying for it by the way. He should start teaching marketing because he is greatest marketer in Nigeria today even the Box office talk so.

Henricarter:
. I knw say na yu dey help am package too

Guy I am not hating, I will trade all this schooling for him to teach me how to market things, Even when Ali Baba jammed him, AliBaba was amazed at his marketing acumen.

So the truth is now hate. He is amazing at other things not just Jokes, He is an amazing promoter, director, hype man, marketer and other stuffs but his jokes are not that great, some are funny unintentionally if I may add.

So this is the new trend Kwantinue

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