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Celebrities / Re: Forbes Top 10 Richest African Musicians 2017: Jidenna, Davido, Don Jazzy, Wizkid by PrinceAbinibi: 11:44pm On May 08, 2017
where is my name? I no go gree

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Culture / Re: Alaafin Of Oyo Dances At World Sango Festival Day Celebration (Photos) by PrinceAbinibi: 10:28pm On May 08, 2017

That iscone tribe that I will curse any of my generations for introducing into my household .

Loud,aggressive,even the language is classless,traditional worshippers most of them inculcate traditional practices Muslims or xtians ..

Gossips,rude,.....selfish ...

You should take some medicine for your high BP
Romance / Re: This Togolese 'sugar Baby' Gets £2.5k Monthly To Keep 60-yr-old Doctor Company by PrinceAbinibi: 7:59pm On May 08, 2017
Please help me ask her for her Baba's number.
Celebrities / Re: Chat Going On In World Football Group Chat - Messi, Ronaldo, Rooney And Others by PrinceAbinibi: 4:17pm On May 08, 2017
Celebrities / Re: My DM Is Open For Sliding In - Kunle Remi, Adesua Etomi's Ex by PrinceAbinibi: 12:09pm On May 08, 2017

I don't think he's responsible for your condition.... Is he?
Kai are you related to Tiwa Savage?


Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 11:56am On May 08, 2017
456) How come the girls released look better than our president?
457) Yahoo Yahoo boys are kind of stupid , if your argument is that you are collecting what they stole from your grand father, you collect money in the morning and that evening you blow it on champagne, who do you think owns champagne?
458) Why bokoharam dey release this girls like NYSC in batches
Jokes Etc / Re: When You Meet Those Who Can Buy Your Father And You! by PrinceAbinibi: 11:06pm On May 07, 2017
This might be under joke section but its reality nonetheless. There would always be someone richer,finer,more pretty,more handsome than you out there! Just as nobdoy knows tomorrow,one might be rich today and tomorrow he could be begging in the streets! Humility pays no matter how wealthy or powerful you think you are,there must be someone else who is more! cool

Is this wicked John?
Celebrities / Re: I Do Free Shows For Nigerians – Wizkid by PrinceAbinibi: 8:35pm On May 07, 2017
when is his next free show abeg?
Celebrities / Re: D'banj's Ex Jennifer Obayuwana Hails Dad As They Cover Forbes Magazine by PrinceAbinibi: 8:14pm On May 07, 2017
I love this geh if she fit manage tell me yes I go wife her sharp sharp....
ole lo ma ja last last olohun gbo

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 7:31am On May 07, 2017
453) Poverty will not remix your life,you know how poor you go be person go give you jollof rice go wan give you chicken, you go say mummy dont worry i have taken egg.
454) Never make jokes about death with old people, they will never find it funny. that shit is too real.
455) if sex was boxing, most guys get knocked out in the first round.
Crime / Re: Husband And Wife Arrested For Armed Robbery In Ogun (Photo) by PrinceAbinibi: 11:17am On May 05, 2017
Awon ti bonnie and clyde
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 9:00am On May 05, 2017
450) it takes a village to raise a child, so when you make it dont forget your village.
451) Mo Abudu launched search for next presenter, Agatha is launching search for next presenter of inside out, who is going to search for our president?
452) Anything our government is not involved in, we excel at, music, movies, I think it is time our government get out our sport.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 12:28pm On May 04, 2017
447) My favourite people are those that sees Range Rover the latest model and go- Ikolaba drop.
448) Wizkid speaks American English but laughs in Ijesha English.
449) I know you are trying to be afrocentric but after so many pieces your room will just start looking like a shrine.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 10:56am On May 03, 2017
443) If Lanre Gentry beat Mercy Aigbe for Public, is it still doestic violence?
444) Mummy: Junior why are you crying? who beat you? Junior: Beats by Uncle Femi.
445) If somthing happen , come 2019 everybody will be contesting for Vice Presidency.
Health / Re: HELP ME!! An Unnatural Smell Causes Anyone Within 50 Yards Of Me To Flee. by PrinceAbinibi: 11:46am On May 01, 2017
I recently realise i may have TMAU, the worst thing that can ever happen to a man. I get ridiculed by my coworkers and I've heard insults from family members,( especially my mother) about my body odor. I've even had two coworkers spray perfume on me behind my back. My brother and sister cover there noses around me and sometimes avoid me altogether including my father. When I talk with my sister she puts medicated lip balm above her lip. When i am in tge midst of my friends every one lights a cigarette. I brush my teeth twice a day or after every meal and I shower two times a day. I practice good hygiene and I've changed my diet. But I've asked my sister and family if i smell and they say no. I've asked my ex-girlfriend and she is extremely honest with me and she said no. I've asked close friends of mine and they've said no. It seems to vary from time to time. Yet just yesterday on my way to buy fuel from the filling station : NOW LISTEN TO THIS..

He dropped the fuel pump, gave me a look of horror, what came out of his mouth was a shrieking cry of revulsion as he fled. People around the vicinity covered their noses and looked at me. All this despite the fact my car Windows were up. I hit the accerator on impulse to flee and almost rammed into a metal barrier. I ran home and began to cry., then I realised how stupid it was if me to cry, I locked all Windows and stuffed tissue paper to cover any hole, watched National Geographic all day, vowing never to leave my house ever again.Screw my job, I quit,

.....the thing is I can't smell anything bad. In fact, I smell the perfume I spray and the lotions and soaps I use. I've never had this problem before and I am very frustrated, disappointed, angry, paranoid and I can go on with a two page essay on how I feel. How am I suppose to function in the world if I MAKE PEOPLE FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE AND REPULSE? AND MOST IMPORTANTLY WHY IS THAT PEOPLE MAKE THE FACES OR COVER THEIR NOSES BUT WHEN YOU ASK THEM DO YOU SMELL THEY LIE? YOUR HURTING MY FEELINGS BY THE THINGS YOUR DOING AND NOT LYING TO MY FACE WHEN I CONFRONT YOU............ I really can't smell anything bad about myself and truthfully I am withdrawing from family and friends and on the verge of committing suicide. Why should I have to cope with this problem I have no control over and expect the world to be understanding and compassionate................

You might be suffering from psychosis, you are seeing things that are not there. Your mind is conjuring this things, everyone covering their nose or spraying perfume has to be because you smell. we all smell from time to time after working out or sweating profusely. Ask your close confidants if they really think you smell, if they say no, go see a doctor, a doctor has no reason to lie to you if your family and friends want to protect your feelings. See a medical doctor, a dermatologist and a mental health specialist. No need to take your life even if you have body odour, I heard someone saying Idris Elba has body odour. so who are you? Just pray and consult doctors. Be sure first it is not your mind playing tricks on you. The mind is very very powerful. I hope this helps. Say no to suicide please.


Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:43am On May 01, 2017
440) Some people think blaming buhari for their problem is a work out, they have to do 10 reps everyday before they go to bed.
441) I saw Osiomole dancing to nobody ugly by p-square, I said your Excellency sir that song was not talking about you.
442) 9116) Asewo to re mecca to asewo to re London now known as asweo to re dubai
Sports / Re: Nigerian Boxer, Anthony Joshua Speaks Yoruba And States His Best Food (video) by PrinceAbinibi: 10:08pm On Apr 30, 2017

Omo oko ti n di opomulero.

Correct guy that doesn't deny his root and he is quick to even associate his success to his root. That's a man!

Not some set of people...because of their travails with "breakaway" they claim their root is in the middle East undecided

Nigeria will be better and great sooner than expected. Amen.

Why you wicked like this lol awa ki se egbe baba won...Ajise bi oyo lari.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 6:15am On Apr 30, 2017
437) So Anthony Oluwafemi Joshua is British init, if he committed terrorism we will know his village name in Nigeria, Yeye people.
438) Not all fat are bad, but bad fat gives good fat a bad name.
439) See the way skales have been dressing lately, he looks like a corporate herbalist.
Celebrities / Re: Skales In His 'african Swag Nature' by PrinceAbinibi: 8:39pm On Apr 29, 2017
Is it just me or does he not look like a corporate herbalist?
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 3:24am On Apr 29, 2017
434) Please peg your marriage on Olumo not on MMM
435) Wale don become shine shine bobo
436) People don’t know why you are progressing, the formula they have don’t match, then they start hating, they are not hating on you, they are hating on grace.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 9:57am On Apr 28, 2017
431) The difference between rich and broke, if you are broke your wife needs to work to support the family, if you are rich, your wife's job is owning a charity foundation. Your wife's only is giving away your money to support the family.
432) I am not fan of big bum, I am just an abebe.
433) if you want to know who the person is, check what they laugh at.
Celebrities / Re: I’ll Continue To Respect Oba Akiolu - Ooni Of Ife by PrinceAbinibi: 8:36am On Apr 27, 2017
Ooni Omoluabi dada ni o
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:35am On Apr 27, 2017
428) I have heard of working at home mum not president.
429) I asked someone for time yesterday and he told me to ask google.
430) I met some guy in Cyprus, he said I heard you people like thick women, I said I prefer mine smart.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 10:10am On Apr 26, 2017
425) Bisi Alimi is wondering why Nigerian embrace Richard Quest and not him. Were dun woloja ko se bi lomo ni.
426) Hush puppies is said to have flown helicopter to work, which work d dero get?
427) Ooni Arole Odua snubbed by an ordinary Baale, Ooni should have told him to stood down there, take his crown and given it to small doctor to teach other people lesson.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 7:24pm On Apr 25, 2017
422) Some people are not stupid, they are just too lazy to think.
423) Ttt wants to tour 30 universities to stop suicide, is that not a reason to commit when a talentless idiot can be touring and you with talent are still dey underground.
424) If Nigeria becomes a developed country, what will we talk about? Like in UK , all they talk about is the weather.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 8:46pm On Apr 24, 2017
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Just dey try ni ooo
Culture / Re: Ask Me Anything About Ethiopia by PrinceAbinibi: 4:35pm On Apr 24, 2017
Hi, what are the usual stereotypes you have about Nigerians- good and bad please.
Culture / Re: Nigerian Vs. American Culture by PrinceAbinibi: 10:44am On Apr 24, 2017
by the way we say trousers not pants. pants here means pata.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 6:14am On Apr 24, 2017
419) Oyinbos cannot say black people are dumber than them when my boys are getting wires everyday, are we on average smarter or more stupid?
420) Daddy: Junior, I am coming to visit you at Osogbo high school this weekend, how do I get to Osogbo high? Junior: to get to Osogbo high, you must smoke fish on the way sir .
421) Global warming is man made, why do they have to blame man alone like sey woman too no cause am.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Or Not? by PrinceAbinibi: 9:35am On Apr 23, 2017
416) Please check my signature for your sense.
417) Life as an adult is just a series of bills.
418) Everyone says Africa is the motherland, if Africa is the motherland, where is the fatherland?

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