₦airaland Forum

Cinderella5:
that's why our fathers are better husbands, they have a sense of responsibility, they know it's their duty to look after their woman, but your set are an embarrassment, you even want to collect from her. Well, all the best to you.

Come on.. Our fathers married virginsssss.. Unless u are one.

Well we cant blame girls.. They are our slaves.. Hahhaha.. Any girl that doesnt earn a living is not worthy to date a guy who makes good cash.. These parasitic girls on NL... I tire self

tungstar:
began playing dis damn game?

Game makes sense

Airforce1:
First I want to say a very big thank you to all the nairalad fams who ha shown me love through this years.

Milychocs, and the other nairalanders who don't want their names to be mentioned. I thank you guys.

I thank you to the guy who gave me a short contract last week which gave me the dough to roof this little house I'm about to complete for my dear mom.

I want to thank all my haters for their usual criticism which most times fire me up to do many cool things no one expected of me.

For sometime now I've been heavily criticised for pouring out my mind but I didn't let that got to Me because I've grown thick skin to bullshits.

I've been called out sometimes only to be told I'm dumber than Kim Kardashian and incredibly stupid than Kanye West.
So I said to be, if been if s their definition of been dumb and incredibly stupid, then I want to be stupid and dumb forever.


When I was a kid I promise to take good care of mom which includes building her a house
So I'm glad that promise is about to be fulfilled.
I'm a student and for me to have built the little house up to this level, I think I deserve a standing ovation.


I would compete it before my mom's birthday and present to her as a gift.
Wow.

Nice one. I feel ur hustle. Hope ur mum is not on nairaland

10eola:
She can't even type good english...Capital letters and small letters just dey jam each other

Hhhahahah,. She cant type good english but she can change ur status with the snap of her fingers

MurderForFree:
Cheick Tiote is 30 years old not 28

Baba the writer was only quoting a post from 2014

Goldenblogger:
Drop ur numbers I will create a whatsapp group

Tanx guys

Here is my number. Add me 08128889156

sinaj:
u wana deposit d 1m dollar now?

Yes dear.. Am expecting ur details.. Also ur home address.. Am sending a Rolce Royce to my baby

sinaj:
oya drop d cheque na

Bae drop ur phone number and account details

Foxyn:
look how they went against the instructions I gave...
after they will blame buhari for the bad state they find their selves

how will good things come to you when you can't even read or follow a simple instruction? kids

so spending 2k for food is really big to you? nonsense

Do you think everybody is like y'all that will be drinking garri from morning till night or cook N50 indomie err'day?

Dont you know about people that spend up to N50,000 daily for food?

thunda fire una slf

I swear thunder fire them.. I stay in the hostel.. I eat once a day.. Like normal food.. Spend 25m on that.. Also buy fruits of 2h.. Also tp and showing love to guys.. 5h. Total 1ő and above sha

sinaj:
Op Iyam ready biko where is the guy

babe i am the guy

When i first saw this thread i felt it was that social app.. Kai. See where my sense went to

omusiliyu:
A bill proposing six months imprisonment for persons who shunt or distort queues in public places on Thursday scaled second reading at the House of Representatives.

The Sponsor of the bill, Rep. Abubakar Amuda-Kannike (Kwara-APC), while leading debate on it, said that it sought to ensure that Nigerians conducted themselves orderly in public places.

Amuda-Kannike said that it was normal practice for some Nigerians to shunt or distort queues and go unpunished.

He expressed worry that recent events had shown that Nigeria was on the verge of losing its cherished sense of nationalism, cultural identity and hospitality.

“The bill underscores the need to re-awaken a derailed national culture by proposing disciplinary measures to guide Nigerians in their daily behaviours.

“In our society today, out of total disregard for other persons, who strive to do the right thing by conducting themselves orderly in public places, a large number of Nigerians distort queues and go unpunished.

“The bill if passed shall provide a starting point of value and cultural re-orientation in Nigeria,” the lawmaker said.

He expressed optimism that the bill if passed, future generations would have a more sane society that would help to shape morals, principles and respect for each other in addition to adequate awareness on what constitute nationhood.

He decried the prevailing level of corruption, indiscipline, disrespect to elders and the rule of law in the country.

“The bill underscores the need to re-awaken the derailed national culture by proposing disciplinary measures to guide Nigerians in their daily behaviours.

“Any nation that is not organised cannot have rapid growth.

“We should be seen as organised people from point of entry but we have accepted that anything goes.

“Every school should have civic education in its curriculum to instil patriotism and orderliness in the country,” Amuda-Kannike said.

Contributing, Rep. Sam Onuigbo (Abia-PDP) said that the bill would also ensure orderliness, equity, fairness and justice in the distribution of services in the country.

“It will be nice for us to be seen as orderly people from the point of entry into the country,” Onuigbo said.

Rep. Ayo Omidiran (Osun-APC) said “by being orderly in all our activities, we will be transmitting good behavioural pattern to generations and this will promote a better society”.

After the debate, the bill was passed for third reading through a unanimous voice vote.



https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/news/general/reps-propose-6-months-jail-term-for-anyone-who-distort-queues/200174.html

Hope it will affect all these conboy guys

IamKashyBaby:
If he can carry those bags of cement or rice,
It means he can carry me as well

I like men with supa strengh

He will even carry you with his dick

OP abeg come collect gun.. I lost 5million some weeks back.. Even suicide didnt smell my thinking

Making use of Love Machine when you know you have a man in your life is considered cheating.. How can two dicks be servcing you. Come on, if u were my girl, i guess i would have quit the relationship.. Only difference between a Love Machine and a DICK is ability to reach orgasm

Today.. After slicing onions

[quote author=Iyke216 post=57086943][/quote]lol one loove bro

[quote author=Iyke216 post=57086943][/quote]lol one loove bro

Iyke216:
Meaning

Silver or lead.. U choose one. Pablo was a monster. Have read lots of books on the guy annd also seen a few documentaries. This guy was above the law. I remember the case of one of his chef that stole frm the kitchen. Do u know what he did? His boys tied the guy with a rope and threw him into a swimming pool. In the midst of top politicians.

1 In the house of Pablo, poverty is a sin.
2 Whoever that steals from Pablo shall die

PLATA O PLOMO

Mhissgaga:
I have a forgiving heart...some men don't deserve a second chance

Babe i share in ur pains... Hope its history now

angels09:
Lies lies and deceit... fixed game

Hahahahhaha. E dey pain u

How dare u speak false... Nonsense post... What happened in the second half.... Didnt u guys play well. Arsenal were d better side.. They out classed u guys... And as for sanxhez goal it was never off... Remember how alonso scored us. When he used his elbow to hit bellerin.. Karma is bae... Better thank God u have the league... Nonsense

realmindz:
Which of the pharaohs?


Modified: That some still believe in a fictious story that the nation of isreal were once slaves in Egypt only shows the power of religion in relegating human minds and reasoning to a pathetic state.

A pharaoh that has no name, a slavery that has no history, no record other than the bible (religious books)...what a shame

Go and make your findings and then report to me

This Epistle reminds me of Psalm 119

I lost respect for this man the very day he said he was going to tear his green card if Trump wins. I hope Trump bans him from entering america...

NwaObinkita:
This is the only disadvantage of over-age sex partners.

They drain up the blood

How does that work?

President Uhuru Kenyatta is the only African leader invited to address the world’s most powerful leaders under G7 Summit comprising of US President Donald J. Trump, Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau, French President-elect Emmanuel Macron, German Chancellor Angela Merkel, Italian Prime Minister Paolo Gentiloni, Japanese Prime Minister Shinzō Abe and the UK’s Teresa May. The summit slated for 26 and 27 May 2017 in Italy will be focusing on the global economy, foreign policy, security of citizens, and environmental sustainability.

Instructively, this is the first time a Kenyan leader has been invited to the gathering, a confirmation that Kenya's growing influence on the global stage can't be suppressed by negative publicity propagated locally. Indeed choices have consequences!
#KenyaRising

See mumu.. Ur mates are using their talents to see where lai mohammed,atiku, dangote bury their money.. U dey use ur own see dick.. Who dick epp?

emeijeh:
Of all the "tales" we used to hear of girls from that region?


I am highly disappointed with what i am seeing

These ones are slay queens. Them fine babes are out there hustling