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Tomorrow I bet you Dana Air will release a statement saying it was just a "snag" and that our response was consistent with Nigerian standards and laws. And that all passengers reached Lagos safely despite the snag.

pDude:

Those kind punny nor free for Yankee o! They seem free at first but na 18years of child support payment be the result o.

So wise niggas buy their condoms, use that shyt, and then wrap it up and put it in their pockets and dispose it far away from the babe because these akata biatches use pediatric mucus pumps or syringes to suck out semen from condoms and pump that shyt down their punnys to keep you in child support bondage.

o boy na true you talk ooooooo. na make you strap up oooooo for yankee. yankee woman no dey take child support play ooooooo. dem fit dey comot d money from your check before the money reach your hand sef. and if you think say you be James Bond wey no wan pay, dem fit put you inside kirikiri for yankee if you no pay child support oooo.

Yankee punny sweet but e fit put you inside 18 yrs payment.

pDude: What's so fantastic about her butt?

All the akata girls in my apartment building even have bigger and better asses than this, with pretty faces to complement the package, so kini big deal?

It's only thirsty niggas that will be salivating over this shyt.

You are talking like this because you are in Yankee, where there are so many akata girls with bigger butts and pretty faces. Nigeria, on the other hand, is scarce with women like this, so the average Naija guy wey never comot would be thirsty when they see a girl like this.

I feel very sorry for Naija guys wey no fit come Yankee come bala so many girls wey fine pass this Chioma Okeke girl. They have no choice but to settle for mostly pancake yansh and wowo girls. And anytime wey a girl like Chioma Okeke surface fo street, na soso dem go dey fight over am, and dem go try spend their life savings for punny wey na free you go bala for Yankee.

amtheone: Please I want to hear insightful analysis for this subject matter.

It is believed by some people that to get quality education, one has to send his/her child to private school. But the output from private school is not commensurate with the high fees paid.

In competitions, students from public school always win the prize.

I have personally experienced from my former boss' daughter whose school fees amounted to millions of naira and yet she couldn't even wrote final exam by herself. They had to pay someone to do that for her.

Could it be "sing along syndrome" that is affecting majority of parents even when they know that amount spent in private is not equal the output.

Are private schools better than public schools?

With that bullet you just shot, as bolded above, did you attend public or private school? Depending on which school you attended, I believe you already have an answer to your question.

All hail a failed country, where the president is being lauded and celebrated for removing weeds and planting and watering grass in a national stadium. Yay!

Key question is this: what is the difference between saddlebags and hips?

Ujujoan: Having a child in London doesn't give the child automatic citizenship so you guys should stop displaying your ignorance!

Maybe she was travelling for a better medical care so nobody should blame her for that.

It is also possible that London was not her final destination.

Canelo is not white. He is a Latino, Mexican to be specific. Na waa for Naija people who think everything white a bright skin is white.

Iyan, fufu, eba,, amala, and semo no go gree our girls get this kind stomach

Nigeria practices sociacapitathiefsm

When I look at the list, all I can say is God Bless America!

grandstar: nonsense article. nairaland alone proves this wrong. we also have jumia, konga, saharareporters etc. some have even been bought by foreigners. i have a billion dollar idea which i plan to launch in future and then sell. for now i dey chop beans.

We are talking world-class companies that have changed the way we do things in the world, not just any online company. Is Linda Ikeji's blog part of the companies you are talking about?

marcangelo: arnt u current in news??.
wizkid bought a car 250million, he had an accident and it crashd...he came out alive and bought anoda 250million... Do d maths?

You must be a maga. Wizkid crashed a Porsche Panamera and bought another one. That Porsche Panamera is nowhere near N250 million. That car at most is N16M.

marcangelo: dnt get me wrong, if wizkid can spend 500million naira(which is half a billion) for just car... Den wat makes u tink dere ar not oda nigerians richer dan him who dnt wnt to buy such car but rada put it in house of God..
Look at som top footballers and how Much dey earn in a week, up to 20million in a week... Den hw do u tink dey spend dia money?? U DNT CRITICIZE DEM..den its common to build house of God u ppl ar complainin... See nigerian senators, dey earn mor daN USA obama ...u dnt criticise hw dey spend dia money.. because its house of God nw and u ppl ar complainin..
mtcheewwwwwww

Which car did Wizkid buy for 500 million Naira?

Agrika: Gyneoid...the upper and lower parts of my body seem to have been contributed by two(2) seperate individuals

Lol. You must be one fine gynaeoid

caribchic: From the description i got the gynaeoid ...damn right its hard to lose weight in the thigh area

What about hips? If you don't have hips you are not a gynaeoid.

So according to the people a quality male is an educated male. In other words, an uneducated male cannot be a quality male.

how many cows can you buy for 250,000 pounds?

nigeria cannot generate sufficient electricity to sustain its populace but wants to build an aircraft.

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]Sometimes, asking questions would help in a discourse, dont u think so?

Parents would choose a profession for their kid/ward on the ground that this is the area he/she does well, thereby, the need to direct 'em on that course mounts imperative.

You dont expect a 10yr Old kid to decipher that he/she has got incredible skills on a particular field neither do u expect such child to start having plans panned out on how to be succesful in such field.

Its the parent that does the deciphering, makes the assumed right choice and places the kid on that path, but if it turns out that the kid at getting matured sees the need to delve into another profession citing reasons for such decision, the parents would still have to grant him/her such request.

I dont parade rife views/notions, not even visceral at the slightest thought.[/color]

You should give your kids the foundation they need, I.e., giving them a good education. Let them. Hoose their own careers, though you may give them aadvice about life and help them navigate the field of their own choosing. You still possess that Ngerian mentality of choosing your kids' career. Hey you might even choose their life partner for them. Who knows

El Guapo: [color=#0066ff]75% of Marriage Issues for discourse must have been brought to light during the courtship periods - That is if the duo ever recognizes the need for courtship.

That breaks the gazillion talking points to bits.

At getting married, the couple would have to address pressing issues like;

1. How their respective Jobs would serve as a plus to the young marriage.

2. How many Kids to beget.

3. Choosing the kids' Professions, and how best to have them on track.

4. How best to maximise the funds for the home upkeeping, having on mind that the numbers would soon swell when the kids arrive.

5. Traversing on the path of righteousness - Both would have to belong to same faith and work towards their spiritual flaws. Etc

A counsellor would still do a perfect Job though.[/color]

Typical backward, Nigerian mentality, which is why our country is in such a retarded stage despite our resources and potential.

Who are you to choose your kids' professions? You should nurture your kids and support them in whatever profession they choose. Each kid has his or her own talent, and deciding that your child should be a doctor, despite that child having talent in, for example, electrical engineering, is not good for society.

Your child may be even blessed with a good voice and may be on her way to becoming the next Whitney Houston before a parent like you chooses a lawyer profession for that child.

SMH.

190: but its Sooooooooooooooo true!


Nice one OP

u hit the nail on the head

Thanks for appreciating the realism in my post. Other commenters are feigning ignorance as to the truthfulness of my post and are acting as if Nigerian girls don't fall for those lines. I do believethat inside their hearts they know I am 100% correct. The truth is very, very bitter.

Abu Mikey: Op,You need some Slaps and some Army Style Kick on your Balls

you dey craze

Enegod: really disappointed

why now?

Pick-Up Lines Centered Around the Guy's Career

How are you doing, lady? I am a banker at Zenith Bank or I am an engineer at Shell or Mobil. I am responsible for managing a fund worth over N10 billion naira. Can I take you out on a date?

Pick-Up Lines Centered Around the Status of the Guy's Parents

How are you doing, lady? I am John Doe. My father is Dangote or Otedola or Fashola. You know Fashola is the present Governor of Lagos State. I would like to take you out on a date. Maybe my father can help your father with getting some contracts.


Pick-Up Lines Centered Around the Guy's Wealth

How are you doing, lady? I am John Doe. I presently have over 10 million naira and own a Porsche Panamera and a Range Rover Sport. I also have a nice house in Lekki. Can I come pick you up and take you out in my Range Rover Sport?


Pick-Up Lines Centered Around the Guy's Connections

How are you doing, lady? My name is John Doe. I know Asiwaju Tinubu and Senator Bankole. As a matter of fact, the Honorable Minister of Petroleum just ate lunch with me yesterday. I would like to take you out on a date.


Pick-Up Lines Centered Around the Guy's Overseas Connections

How are you doing, lady? I am John Doe. I live in the UK or the United States. I am presently here visiting on a business trip. I would love to have a lady like you in the United States with me. I am also a United
States citizen. I would like to take you out on a date.



Pick-Up Lines Centered Around the Guy's Promise to Shower the Girl with Gifts

How are you doing, lady? My name is John Doe. A lady like you deserves the finer things in life and deserves to be pampered like a baby's butt. I would like to take you shopping in Dubai, London, Paris, and New York. Can I take you out on a date?

@OP:

As to the sex, it should be supposedly a two-way streak: both the man and the woman enjoy the sexual activity. Won't you be also enjoying the sex if your relationship involves sex?

As to money, if he spends money on you it is a one-way streak: the man gives the money while the woman receives it.

With that in mind, do not compare apples to oranges.

Phlegmwash: Your post is so full of hatred! You're definitely someone I'd like to avoid.

My post is filled with the truth. And you know the truth is very, very bitter. People like you dwell in naivete and ignorance, and do not face the realities of life.

You are also someone I would like to avoid. If you see me, please run.

Several reasons informed us that their marriage was doomed from its inception:

Funke went and married a renowned cheater who cannot be satisfied by three, let alone one, woman.

Kehinde went and married a shapeless, ugly gremlin like Funke. He probably was charmed by her celebrity, forgetting that celebrity does not carry over to the bedroom. The way Kehinde cheated on Funke suggests that he was probably not attracted to her and had to get his satisfaction from his exes and other women.

That is what you get when you marry a shapeless gremlin.

Only in Nigeria can you invent something that is already in existence?

na waa oooooo.

the girl don use juju take marry Oyinbo man

This wedding should be immediately investigated as a potential immigration fraud.

Beync: you think it's easy? Try and sell yours na and see if you don't end up vomiting money inside alhaji cupboard. Bad belly

I am a dude. I have no punny to sell. You actually think spreading your legs for old senators is hard work. SMH.