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oppybouy:
Am way cuter....







Buh also way broker

i like d confession part

coldHeat:
Nice writeup dude!
Your head is there!!!
lol!
Omoshiroye!!!

tnx man, credit to geniusvilla.net

i guess after d coup in 1983 baba vowed neva to read current affairs again unless during election periods ... baba make as much blunders as possible so long s we'll get a better naija after 4 yrs, we dey ur back!

libertyfather:
lol you really make sense...especially that arguemenet and future thinking aspect infact everything is real and true

Abi?

SuPeRq:
Fact

ikr

Tallesty1:
If you see a group of women sitting quietly then one thing is sure.



They are friends and all of them are there so there's no absent member to gossip about.

most times they end up gossiping abt u d innocent passer by, either how ur shoe doesn't match ur shirt or how ur trouser is out of fashion

demmy0325:
.. Whats so romantic in ds..?.. U really nid a guy in ur life..

n dat guy is u?? considering ur profile says alone n happy

NICKNAMES
-If laura, Kate and Sarah go out for launch, they
will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
-If Mike, Dave and John goes out, they will
affectionately refer to each other as fat boy, aboki,
iti, dick head and fowl etc.
MONEY
-A man will pay 50# for a 20# item he needs.
-A woman will pay 20# for a 50# item she doesn't
need but its on sale.
BATHROOMS
-A man has 6 items in his bathroom ; toothbrush,
toothpaste, shaving stick, shampoo, soap and a
towel.
-The average number of items in a woman's
bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to
identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
-A woman has the last word in any argument.
-Anything a man says after that is the beginning
of another argument.
FUTURE
-A woman worries about the future until she gets
a husband.
-A man might never worry about the future until
he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
-A successful man is one who makes more money
than his wife can spend.
-A successful woman is one who can find such a
man.
MARRIAGE
-A woman marries a man expecting he would
change, but he doesn't.
-A man marries a woman expecting she won't
change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
-A woman will dress up to go shopping, buy
agege bread, dry clothes, empty trash, read a
book and get who is on the door.
-A man will dress up for weddings, dates, and
funeral.
NATURAL
-Men wake up as good looking as they went to
bed.
-Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
- A woman knows all about her children’s, she
knows about the common occurring illness, secret
fears, best friend, favorite food, dreams and hope.
- A man is vaguely aware sometimes of the
important aspect of his children.


source: geniusvilla.net

Barca 4 ever!!








meanwhile some where in onitcha chukwudi is crying over his lost bet of 30k

first off, i can't be d guy. 2ndly he'll be a beast to let her go after such sacrifice.

Reports reaching us inform that the
Nigerian troops have stormed the Sambisa
Forest and rescued about 300 women and
girls.
According to tweets posted on the Twitter
handle of the Nigeria Defence
Headquarters, the freed victims included
200 girls and 93 women.

Daily post reports that three major
terrorists camp were destroyed in the well-
coordinated attacks that included the
destruction of the notorious Tokumbere
camp in the Sambisa Forest.
Speaking on the operation, the Director of
Defence Information, Major General Chris
Olukolade, said he could not confirm the
identity of the freed victims and their
origins and he could not state if any of
them was from Chibok until after thorough
screening and proper investigations.
He said: “I can only confirm the rescued
this afternoon of 200 girls and 93 women in
different camps in the forest.
“We are yet to determine their origin as all
the freed persons are now being screened
and profiled. Please don’t misquote me on
their origin. We will provide more details
later.”
According to the Independent UK, the
military said in a statement: “Troops this
afternoon rescued 200 girls and 93 women
from Sambisa Forest. We cannot confirm if
the Chibok girls are in this group”.
The military added that adding that
Nigerian troops had also destroyed three
camps run by the militants.


Tweets by the defense headquaters also
confirms the reports:
FLASH: Troops this afternoon rescued
200 girls & 93 women from #Sambisa
Forest. We cannot confirm if the
#ChibokGirls are in this group /1
8:10 PM - 28 Apr 2015
2,663 414
DEFENCE HQ NIGERIA
@DefenceInfoNG
Troops captured and destroyed 3
terrorists camps including the
notorious Tokumbere camp in the
#Sambisa Forest Operation /2
8:12 PM - 28 Apr 2015
1,271 130
DEFENCE HQ NIGERIA
@DefenceInfoNG
#Sambisa Forest: The freed persons
are now being screened and profiled.
We will bring you details later. /3
#NeverAgain
8:14 PM - 28 Apr 2015
1,430 156
DEFENCE HQ NIGERIA
@DefenceInfoNG
Last week Friday, it was reported that the
military had attacked the last known
hideout of the Boko Haram terror sect, the
Sambisa forest with the use of warplanes.

Meanwhile, Colonel Sani Usman told
Reuters in a text message “The troops
rescued 200 abducted girls (not Chibok
girls) and 93 women,” .
Earlier today, reports indicated that
another set of soldiers may have arrived
Sambisa Forest in Borno State as part of the
ongoing military bombardment on the Boko
Haram militants.
Last October the Nigerian government said
it had secured an agreement for a ceasefire
and the release of the girls taken from
Chibok, but Boko Haram subsequently
denied this.
Boko Haram claimed the abduction of 276
girls from a secondary school in Chibok,
also in Borno, on April 14 of last year.
Fifty-seven girls escaped within hours of
the attack but 219 remained in captivity.
In the weeks following the mass abduction,
Nigerian security sources and locals in
Borno said there were indications the girls
had been taken to the Sambisa Forest.
But defence officials and experts agreed
that they were likely separated over the
last 13 months, casting significant doubt on
the possibility that they were being held
together as a group.
Boko Haram’s leader, Abubakar Shekau,
vowed to “marry them off” or sell them as
“slaves.”
The Chibok attack brought unprecedented
world attention to the Nigeria’s Islamist
uprising.
Celebrities and prominent personalities
including US First Lady Michelle Obama
joined the Twitter campaign
#BringBackOurGirls that attracted
supporters worldwide.
But Boko Haram has also been blamed for
hundreds of other kidnappings, especially
targeting women and girls across northeast
Nigeria.

source:
www.naij.com/429567-boko-haram-rescues-300-girls-from-sambisa-forest.html

pofolo:
Mhhhnnnnn ,
I wonder why people give a bleep about Dstv. When free-to-air satelites are readily available, where I watch even 2015 released movies, series, news ( cnn,bbc, aljazeera, rt, voa ), cartoons, sports etc all for free.

Check out my footballing fixtures for free.

Thursday 16th
Europa league

Wolfsburg vs Napoli @ 20:05 ON Fd1,tv3, stv etc
Sevilla vs Zenith @ 20:05 on Fd2.

Friday 17th
Ligue 1

Nantes vs Marseille @ 19:45 on Fd1, tv5 monde .

Saturday 18th.
Wolves vs ipswich @ 12:15 on Fd1

Hoffeinham vs Bayern Munich @ 13:30 on verzesh.

Everton vs Burnley @ 15:00 on tv3, tv togo, ortb, etc.

Barcelona vs valencia @ 15:00 on fd2 , irib tv3

Chelsea vs Man Utd @ 17:30 on verzesh.

Ausburg vs stuttgart @17:30 on Gtv, rtgi, stv.

Real madrid vs Malaga @ 19:00 on Fd2, irib tv3


Juventus vs Lazio @ 19:45 on verzesh.

Atletico madrid vs Getafe @ 21:00 on Fd2.


Sunday 19th

Almeria vs rayo Vallecano @ 11am on FD2.

Lille vs Bordeaux @ 13:00 on Fd1.

Man City vs Westham @ 13:30 on versesh.

Roma vs Atlanta @ 14:00 on rrsat, zimbo, joy tv

Aston Villa vs Liverpool @ 15:00 on Fd2.

Montpellier vs Caen @ 16:00 on Fd1.

Villareal vs cardoba @ 18:00 on Fd2.

Inter milan vs Ac milan @ 19:45 on Fd1, versesh..

Eiber vs Celta vigo @ 20:00 on Fd2.


Viva fta
What a footballstic weekend.

To pay #13500 ?, no , NOT me, I'll rather buy 7 bags of cement, or add am 2500 buy one trip of sand.

Plus their yeye xenophobia rubish, dem stil they straff us for our land...

Note : the last 48 plus month, my subscribtion to dstv ( pay tv) na jst 1 month.
Bleep them !.

VIVA FREE TO AIR !

So if startimes like make dem NOVA, ko kan aiye .
#teamFTA

wat decoder is DAT?

CheeNayNay:
yes they do,whites to be precise.they've in control of s.a resources since apartheid till now,the richest southafricans are white.forget jacob zuma,he's their puppet.

if my sources r correct den ur wrong. It's actually d oda way round, as a matter of fact d whites av been crying marginalization ever since d blacks took over.

orosun55:
Calibrate your Phone battery

how is dat done?
am nt rooted n i don't intend to.

CheeNayNay:
The main question is what are we giving them in return??the whites dont make deals they wont benefit from.GMB should be very careful with these people before they drag us into debt or eventually neocolonise nigeria.
Nigeria is messd up but at least we handle our affairs,i dont want nigeria to bcm southafrica where foreigners rule them o

Foreigners rule S.A? hmmm, dats a new one, neva heard of such.

san316:
This money is too much considering the capacity of the plant and the time frame.. Does it mean we have to wait for 20 years to enjoy stable power?

We no want joor.

if only u knew how much d political class syphoned in d last 4 yrs

DONBROTHER1:
Finally, Nigeria has join the nuclear family, but there are some risk attach to it because it can also be used for nuclear weapon and u know what that means.

nt in our Nigeria, we're nt there yet

san316:
This money is too much considering the capacity of the plant and the time frame.. Does it mean we have to wait for 20 years to enjoy stable power?

We no want joor.

better late dan never

Nigeria has signed an agreement with a
Russian firm, Rosatom, to build four nuclear
power plants in the country valued at $80
billion, about N16 trillion.
The power plants which will have a combined
capacity of 4,800 megawatts, are expected to
come on stream between 2025 and 2035.
Speaking at a forum in Kenya Tuesday, Mr.
Franklin Erepamo Osaisai, Chairman/Chief
Executive Officer, Nigeria Atomic Energy
Commission, said the building of the nuclear
plants would be financed by Rosatom, which
will then build, own, operate and transfer the
plants to the government and people of
Nigeria after a number of years.




source : http://www.vanguardngr.
com/2015/04/nigeria-russian-...

d PDP stigma affected Nasco, 2bad he's nt going 2 be d youngest Nigerian governor.

RebelChip:
[b]Its funny how the Northerners and South West always accuse the Eastern heartland of not being progressives but tribalistic. There definition of progressives prolly being removing "A PDP POLITICIAN AND INSTALLING AN APC STALWART".... I have been watching with keen interest on how APC is sweeping the Northern part even where the PDP governors and Senators worked well. Example is Bauchi!

NIGERIANS, can't you people see that APC is nothing but an aggrieved party of demons whonwant nothing other than turn Nigeria into a obe part state? Like Iraq or Iran? Come to the South East here. People are voting on personality not party. Anambra is APGA because Obiano is working... Enugu is PDP because Sullivan wirked well. Abia is APGA because TA Orji messed up big time. Ebonyi is still PDP even though the PDP governor messed up and wanted to force a Labour Party candidate on them and cover his loots. Many people think that we are against Rochas because he is in APC... Its a lie. People are against Rochas because he is a thief and a scammer. He just built few buildings in Owerri and thats all. He didnt do a dime for yhe occupants of Owerri and those who stay in the villages. He will now go to the villages, use buses and bring old women to the town. They will now be shouting "Wow, see development"... When they see a flyover built with blocks and Ibeto cement... One of them fell the other day.

Once those old women reach their respective villages, come and see gossip and shouting. They will now spread the word that Rochas is working... Lols. But real elites know that Rochas is nothing but a scammer who is converting Imo choice properties to his own just like Tinubu is doing in Lagos. You all should not mind the deceptions being fed you guys by Abagworo and that fucklikant called Berem or MzJackbaueress whose only jobs is to service the bed of visitors in government house!

What am saying in effect is that APC will take this country no where and by Gods grace, PDP will bounce back.

CHANGE IS NOT BY FORCE AS BEING PROPOUNDED BY APC. CHANGE IS SOMETHING OF COLLECTIVE AGREEMENT WHEREBY ALL CITIZENS AGREE ONCE AND FOR ALL THAT THIS IS WHAT THEY WANT! It is not a situation of when a PDP politician is in power and APC makes government hard for them and then starts screaming change.

Posterity will judge all these people voting out good people all in a bid make Nigeria an APC country... Dry bones will rise again with force. Mark my words.[/b]

bros wat r u saying

he had to follow oga's footsteps. Good job but just know nobody would call u hero. Nt like he had any other choice sef.

i hear whispers of 'honey remember dat G-wagon u promised me'? 'how abt mama's abroad money'?? or is it just me?....congrats mr. Governor

1st off, u'll nt meet him n he won't give u any chance to ask him nothing. So get over it.

pls i know dis might be inappropriate but r itel phones mtk devices?

ellad2k4eva:
yes. Gravity box needs the xposed framework to work. And xposed framework needs root access to work. So u need root access.

tnx man

ellad2k4eva:
Wanna share my experience today with my ihot Incase any other person experience same.
So my ihot fell from my hands today n my keys stopped working. I mean both d menu, home n back button. I was torn as i didn't av any money to take it for repair in infinix carl care.
I unscrewed my ihot n found out that my home key n back key were linked to my menu key, without the menu key, the remaining keys wont work.
In summary, i found an alternative. Since my hard keys stopped working, anoda alternative was to use soft keys.
If u find ursef in my situation, just download gravity box, go to navigation n enable the navigation master switch. Do the necessary settings under the navigation switch n viola, problem solved.
Attached is screen shot of the soft keys.

must d phone be rooted?

[quote author=adeyanjuvic post=32403679]Hey people, i just got the infinix hot. However, i have problem playing games like fifa 14 and fifa 12. It keeps tellin me that unfortunately the app has stopped working as soon as i open it and i have all the data files on the phone, why is it so pls?[/quo

move d file to SDcard/andriod/obb. if d obb is nt there create it.


hope did helps.

tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha roflwkmd

it's tru nw. not even 1 person

tosyne2much:
Hahahahaha roflwkmd

it's tru nw. not even i person

witnezHD:
I guess So

hmm ok