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Ranoscky: Catholic bishop indeed!

Na una type dey kpolash Rev. sistas n chiors for back of alter, afta church. Lol

lwkmd.u wia right abt sumtin;i cant be a priest coz be bad.
Ranoscky bt me d see u d get hope,u bad pass me

Nairalander can we please view dis 4rm d optimistic side of view(NO OFFENCE)
We should consider this:
1-is it better to be jobless and a sweet loverboy or out of love while making ur pennies.
2-these nairaland(NIGERIA);wia money makes louder noise than a love stucken heart.
Love is indeed the strongest of all bonds but trying thinking or imagine walking all d streets in ur town in d name of a cute'loverboy'faithful'glamorous job seeker.
Love is a life sublime; i believe in it but friends 2 find job 4 naija no be beans talk>talk more of a good job<.
Bt nawa o>na to find rat poison put 4 d man coffee.LETS PRAY IT DOESNT CUM OUR WAY, COS IT WONT BE EASY

[quote author=190_@]Sadly mynd_44 can't boast of any[/quote]this becomin a kinda of personal beefing>please u guys should stop>4 me§IN ABURI I STAND

[quote author=Mynd_44]Have you ever heard of anyone who got in trouble for speaking his mind?[/quote]No bro;hvnt heard>bt hv seen sumone getting into deep shit for threatenin sumone indirectly.lol
Mynd_44 bounce dis talk and lets enjoy nairaland.

cindyrella: stop pretending joor we know.

no pretending here cind>am a bishop>catholic bishop

[quote author=190_@]#watching quietly#[/quote]lol lwkmd>keep on watchin>i no talk o

cindyrella: Ummmmmm I see

mynd_44 ur in trouble,dis one cind is kinda say I SEE>NA BALCONY SLEEP 4 U O

cindyrella: I know I know I know!!! . . . . . . . . 190@

cind nawa u n, i be lyk dracula 4 ur eye;abeg i no be transformer bt a dude

Ranoscky: D lady no geh name?

no long expectation,make una try bring up dis oppournity; den d name would be ..........

Skanas: yeah 2 option:bed/kitchen and bed/bank...

brain tumor no be free gift. Take am easy;zany tins no fit work 4 me

Gf:hello dear
parix-sweetie xup
Gf:am nt ok
parix-wats d problem dear
Gf:b i tink we got a problem
parix-wat is it dear
parix-talk 2 me
Gf:honey hmmmmm
parix-yea
Gf:i missed ma period
parix-wat*startled*
parix-ur period
Gf:no ma full stop
parix-gosh
Gf:am nt in for any d & c stuff
parix-u said ur period
Gf:seems uve nt been concentrating
parix-hw do u expect me to wen ur period is con con cerned
Gf:so wat are u sayin
parix-wat am say
parix-well go look 4 ur period,am nt wit it
Gf:parix am nt joking
Gf:am cuming ova 2 ur house
parix-dnt,i travelled
Gf:ur nt seriour
lwkmd>nawa o>broda abeg find ANTI-NATAL MONEY give her>lol

[quote author=doe-eyed]Wetin Prince,

As long as its consensual.... no hala.

It's not everyday u wan do the do.... reasons being: fasting, finishing an assignment or completing a project and not wanting to disturb the partner.

So let her be....
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.... no be so.[/quote]Separation makes the heart bleed; i no gree.
Nawa u o>DO WETIN>

[quote author=doe-eyed]Wetin Prince,

As long as its consensual.... no hala.

It's not everyday u wan do the do.... reasons being: fasting, finishing an assignment or completing a project and not wanting to disturb the partner.

So let her be....
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.... no be so.[/quote]Separation makes the heart bleed; i no gree

We only got 2 options right?k so
Ah oh ah ouse oh yeah;oh oooo
TAKE MA HUNGER AWAY SWEETIE
abeg free me;u no fit give me brain tumor: she gotta be gud

No offence
for me nah na dat lady wit a big arse>n...i ..n......
Frm behind tins.
~Whatyamacallit~

No offence
for me nah na dat lady wit a big arse>n...i ..n......
Frm behind tins.
~Whatyamacallit~

This bullshit, damn cowshit.
Sleeping in different rooms?
She better use her cafa or she wan go 2 months suspension{maybe explusion go better}
bt nawa o>woman wey d suggest such tin; her husband d chop suya and onion sleep?

Is neva an idea in this 21st century;THINK WIT UR BRAIN ND MOVE WIT UR HEART>LOVE SURELY STANDS D TEST OF TIME.
Chill out>we are in d same situation.
§WHATYAMACALLIT§

[quote author=28octo ]first let me make smthng clear, I dn't have a car.

Fat lady,slim,shor,dark ,rich,poor etc... One thing stands... Its d fact they all have a heart,blood..that qualifies them as humans.

Car?....that one nor join[/quote]Am not saying dat love dnt exist between such classes>love has notin to do wit it<.
Undastand my view of tins please; such circumstances are rare is this damn modern world of ours.=SINCERELY I CAN TELL YOU DAT LOVE IS NO LONGER BLIND BT OPEN WIT TOUCHES

U would soon give birth to 4 kids without touching her.
Don't mind bro, just being my usual self. My advise for you is this;
Think with your head and move with your heart. D heart is the king of our happiness.
BEST OF LUCK

Lwkmd lwkmd.nawa o
Man 2 tins are involve hia
1-Her love is not blind bt open wit touches
2-she lyks observing while kissing[observing~ecstasy in u]
bt nawa o>dis one u d complain>d gal get eye lyk SEGUN ARINZE

[quote author=val_dee]You can easily ask him rather than washing your dirty laundry in the public.[/quote]val-dee dis an off point statement. A dirty laundry is not wat u tink bt wat u imagine>check out d difference nd stop goin zany

Abeg, dis one na starting clue 4 chyking.lwkmd
bt nawa o>gals neva one die,na brain tumor u go give, she go use APOTHECARIES' MEASURES pursue u.

Sine, i understand ur pain. It might be a picture to you but a photograph of the real thing to her, straighten up soldier!>wooing mood activated, cos d lord dat gave u d first one would surely give u anoda one>on ur own terms and unda his supervision.
Bt nawa o>which kind huggin style una take 4 d picture or she see u d rub d picture 4 u hrt. I FEAR O

acidtalk: Thought very few. But some ladies don't care about them being of higher and better status than you.

They are even willing to give you but there major concern if for you never to toy with their hearts or appear as a gold digger.

They will appreciate to the extreme the little gift you give them.

checkout EBEMMA'S post

Me no d jounce§[quote author=fresh_dude]Whaaaat?*in Jegede Sokoya voice*[/quote]Me no d jounce§

Mtcheeeeeew
The reason guys are intimidated or are afraid to date such girls is this>LADIES WOULD ALWAYS BE LADIES<. A lady a step ahead of you would try to ransack ur intergrity to prove she is. She might end up making you llama of the 21st century.
But nawa o>how u wan buy phone give person wey get fridge{or u wan by 21 inches sony TV give person wey get plasma 4 toilet}

Lol lol lol;lwkmd
sincerely 75% of guys(all races)prefer touching flesh(obodoxious tins)and not bones.hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.>i do<lwkmd

Princeparix do believe that "in life;we live by d rules-we die by d rules". But we need to break sum of dis rules to survive{is our nature}.
We all would surely answer dis question d way we deem fit, bt 4 me>nawa o>i do send and sumtyms decline[dats d sincere truth

Can u guys atleast bounce off dis childish blabbing; i believe u guys are adults>try 2 behave lyk one coz d last tym me do all dis nonsense na 4 ma primary 3 [which is almost 2 decades ago].
Dis nairaland,we do anytin 2 survive and enjoy lyf without much stress.
De write up self>lwkmd<una dey ask;no explanation,no talking~USMAN BOLT TINS-FIAWAA===>