Watch the moment Portable call out Pastors and their members in a song..
As in one of the lines of the song, here is Portable singing "Members still celebrated the incident as a miracle. Bulletproof saved the Pastor, not a miracle."
Good morning my Fellows I need your earnest advice on what to do, I don't know what I am not doing right or probably what I am doing wrong. But I know that all my life, I had wanted to get marry at the early stage of my life. Even at 20, that has been my prayers because I told myself that I didn't want to misbehave but I don't understand what is happening in my life at all. I am already above 30 and not in any kind of relationship. Honestly I am not happy with myself, I have prayed, Fasted, night prayers, sowed seed yet nothing is happening, received prophecies yet nothing is happening in my life. I REALLY want to get married and settle down. All my friends who said they don't want to marry early are happily married with kids. Sometimes I wonder if spoken words don't cone to reality.
Counting my blessings God has given me everything I ever needed but the only thing I want now is a man over my head. I don't know what to do anymore
[I will rather build with a Man as long as He loves me unconditionally. But unfortunately for me I built and they left me immediately they made it. I have had 2 encounter but still I will still choose to build. I am really scared of already men. I feel they tend to treat woman like trashes. Anyway I stand to be corrected author=Stephen2324 post=117514219]As a young lady, would you rather build with a man or marry an already made man?
Discuss and give your reasons.
Men are free to query you but do not insult any lady for her own opinion.[/quote]
All it takes to bring out the evil in people's hearts is a gang of lunatics to shout encouragement while violent crimes are committed. Nigerians appear so outwardly peaceful and courteous on the surface, with a special cheerful greeting offered for every time of day or variation of weather condition, but underneath all those exaggerated social graces lurks the burning desire to commit murder without a care in the world, and without even knowing the identity of the victim. For a nation of "God-fearing" ultra-religious people like Nigeria, the amount of bloodshed perpetrated in the streets by everyday regular citizens is sobering and depressing to contemplate.
Nigerians are fundamentally an ANGRY race of people, who only need the tiniest of excuses to become bloodthirsty barbarians that love nothing better than to beat a fellow human being to death and set them on fire while laughing like demonic savages lacking even the tiniest vestigial shred of human conscience.
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I came to visit my elder sister in Mararaba Nasarawa state. last Saturday on my way to work I saw a guy lying complete naked going through an excruciating pain. I saw crowds looking at him while he finds it difficult to shake his body. I was wondering what might have happened to him so I decided to ask the bike guy what happened since he just passed through that route.
The bike man said He tried stealing a phone from someone and he was caught, beaten and a dangerous chemical poured on his body that makes his skin to gradually be peeling off half dead then left to die on his own. I honestly wish I could rush him to the hospital for immediate treatment but I was scared.
Again inside me I was just praying for the Police to arrive quickly so He could atleast survive it and learned his lessons. I was myself at work that day, I kept on telling people of what I saw and all of them seems to be happy and prayed he survives. Some said it's because I don't stay in that area that's why I am feeling that way for him but I remembered vividly the day my sister's house was invaded by arm robbers in that same area (story for another day).
I was just thinking; Is there no other to tackle thieves? Are there no other measures of dealing with them? Most it be Jungle justice? Is there a way Jungle Justice could be stopped?
I really feel for his Mother. what will they tell her happened to her son? What about his siblings, Friends, relative and Family.
Based on precedences, if Oyedepo were to be the President of Nigeria, unemployment rate in this country will be the least in the world. Corruption will be a thing of the past. Insecurity will be banished into oblivion. Nigeria will be setting paces in Science, Technology..
Good for the graduates��� since they refused to have Sense, He kept on deceiving them that it's God work and they needed not to be paid for doing God's work yet He called it an organization ��. The graduates allows religion to overcloud their sense of reasoning. Education without knowledge
lalasticlala: How Oyedepo's Living Faith Church Paid Graduate Pastors N38,000 Monthly — Another Pastor Opens Up
Yousef to the World ���. Representing Josite ����. Proudly Josite ���
lalasticlala: The 2021 (season 6) edition of Big Brother Naija (BBNaija) reality show started this night and the host, Ebuka Obi-Uchendu introduced the first 11 housemates who are all males.
The female contestants will be introduced tomorrow.
Here is a list of housemates that made it into the house:
1 BOMA! Mixologist amongst other things!
2 SAGA! He agrees that y'all should throw him away if he doesn't bring vibeS!
3 YOUSEF! A teacher, model and soul-searcher with a touch of zeeworld.
4 PERE! He calls himself the dramaking!
5 Meet WHITEMONEY!
6 NIYI! He married!!!
7 YERINS! Medical Doctor and housefly specialist!
8 JAYPAUL! He belongs to nobody and belongs to everybody.
9 EMMANUEL! Ex Mr Ideal Nigeria winner
10 SAMMIE! Cool, calm, collected and is in Biggie's house for premium enjoyment!
Can you please send me your number darling? At least let me just talk to you then after that you can choose to do whatever suites you. Please just drop your number please I am begging you please.
AlphaMajestic: i want to kill myself..i swear on my mother i want to hang myself now now
I am very good at that. I have never and will never cheat on my partner for any reason. The moment I accept to date you then I am completely yours ofcourse.
livette: In my first relationship, it happened. Dating without cheating is not easy. Marriage without cheating is not easy, but all is possible. Even those who don't cheat in marriage probably cheated in courtship or few days to wedding. Though we have many who didn't cheat in courtship and in marriage. It is not easy being faithful in this porous generation with lots of distractions and social media communication.
Freddykrueger: So last week i packed into a new apartment in the municipal part of calabar. The area is serene and lively plus it's filled with lots of women, baby mamas and single ladies.
My daily routine in my new environment has gotten me into lots of convo with these females wether it's the one who sells groceries to the Pos girl down the street. They know am new in the hood so they try to get close and all.
There's this thick body, onion booty, figure eight lady who's always on my case. She seems to stalk me anytime am in the area, wants to know who i mingle with, who's shop am patronising and all.
So i got attached to some guys in the area and they've been giving me hints on these ladies and their paroles. Especially my stalker whom they confirmed they noticed her attention towards me and also hinted me on the fact that she'll never stop unless i smash her.
Well, am single so smashing wouldn't be a problem but i also know I'll never approach her. So last night she took a bold step and visited our compound, plus she asked the security after me. Around 10pm i heard a knock on my door. I was fixing me some fast food for dinner and was quite surprised cause i wasn't expecting nobody.
When i got to the door and opened, i was surprised to see this lady at my doorstep. She greeted and asked to come in which i reluctantly obliged. So she steps in and i offer her a seat on the couch while i rush back into the kitchen to check up on my dinner. After cross checking, i got back to the parlour and ask what i could offer her, she said anything so i got a chill bottle of kalahari from the fridge and served her.
Then next i inquired why the visit and she just popped it out that she's im her new neighbor and she just felt like paying me a visit. In my mind i was like seriously? At this time of the night? She noticed the smirk on my face and tried to fake an "okay i think i should be going" kind of stance. I told her to wait let's have dinner and she was trying to cut it off while i insisted.
So we got down on the jollof rice and chicken while gisting and laughing to her weird jokes and teases. After the meal, she got up and took the dishes to the kitchen. I was still in the living room when she came back and got a full gulp of the kalahari. What happened next was unsuspecting. She got up, asked for the convenience, i gave her the direction to the room and she went. Like 3 minutes after she calls on me to please come over, i was thinking there's a problem so i rushed over. Mehn what i saw next was crazy.
This lady was in my bathroom under the shower and asked me to join her. Damn my dick wouldn't act like it's gone to tertiary institution and left with a bsc. I couldnt resist temptation and jumped in.
Long story short she stayed over and we had some bomb ass, tipsy sex. From one round to two to four am exhausted. Funny thing she said when leaving early this morning is, " I hope you're not like those guys that have their way and then leave, I'll be coming back to check up on you". In my mind I'm like "You think you're coming over again? Well not in my house" Am just stretched out on my bed. No strength to go jogging. I spent the whole energy jogging on her boobies and body all night. Am spassed out!!!
Some girls are extremely lucky when it comes to relationship aswear down unlike some of us dating the sons of stinginess
ken711: I have been dating a girl for about 18 months now. Very pretty but my brothers, let me tell you... Look before you leap when it comes to pretty girls.
From the minute I met this girl it has been one money request after another. If it was small sums I guess I wouldn't really mind, as I have always worked for blue chip companies and can afford it. The thing is, her requests are always very big!.....20k this, 20K that.....but my brothers, I have to tell you the one that has made me even disappointed in myself.
She lives with her parents and they are the most dysfunctional family I have ever heard of... Everyday one person is fighting the other, and this my girlfriend, as fine as she is, is the most arrogant, prideful, violent & rude person I have ever met. She hounded me everyday that I must get her an apartment of her own, so she can escape her home, and I agreed to but by saving monthly.
Would you believe, one night, when she was working at a bar as an usher for guinness, she gave her number to 2 different men just because of this apartment. My spirit kept telling me that she gave her number out, but she kept lying...only for me to catch her texting one of the men when we were at church of all places.......
She even went as far as going to meet this rich man at a hotel, but the man ran away when she made that request, and I as a fool decided to finally do it for her. (I suspect she cheated on me that night and I always tell it to her face because she has cheated on me twice before)
I live on the Island and tried to get her to rent here as well, as I really want to keep an eye on her..... She has too many guys around her who live in that area and she is this kind of person who cheats out of revenge, even over small things.....this girl refused and threatened to break things off!....bro, as a mumu I sent the money to her to rent the place and for other things, about 400K.....
Ever since that money left my account, it's like my eyes cleared!!! I couldn't believe that instead of saving my hard earned money, I went and sent it to a girl that has cheated on me twice (or even more), lied to me, slapped me and done so many things.....but I just decided to leave everything for God, seeing as she was desperate.
The problem now is that the demands for that apartment is now becoming too much!!! The expenses just to get the place finished are such a burden on my financial and mental state...
The worst happened about two days ago, she wanted me to pay 20k. Infact I just got so tired of bills that I kinda was stalling on it, but what happened next truly shocked me. Would you believe this girl started punching me, slapping me and even tore my shirt cos of 20k. She even threatened to break my office laptop (working from home) until I sent the money, after that she left........
Now she is trying to apologize so that I will pay for bed and gas and the remaining things....my brothers, I know u will say am a fool!...I accept...I am a handsome guy, studied abroad, I just don't know why loneliness made me fall in love with such a sadistic user... My only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...
babyfaceafrica: my only problem is, do I pay for the bed and just finish what I started or just free the whole thing and the nearly 500K I have already spent...please help!
If you pay for any other thing.... I will tell amadioha, Sango and Thor to deal with you.. You never learn your lesson.. This type of gals that ritualist are looking for.. Nansense and ingredient
Bros go ahead and do the needful. Kill the fear B4 you make a drastic decision.
Lekan239: At first I was happy or let me say I don't know if I was happy or not, now I am scared I am very scared, to cut the story shot, it all started six months ago when I met goodness(not real name), we started dating and we were okay.
She is everything I want in a woman, respectful, caring, loving etc, I'm the kind of person who loves staying indoors and I don't really mingle easily with people, she would stay indoors with and never leave my side for the entire period. I can see she is so much in love with me and the most important aspect about her is she respect me a lot and despite her coming into my life and the increase in financial responsibility, I have miraculously tripled my savings, moved to a better apartment than I was before she came into my life and I have gotten furnitures I never even dreamed of 7 months ago, I won't say she is responsible for my fortune because I was already working before I knew her. Oh it's a miracle though
Due to a reason, we share most of our time together, I would say we are living together we are both finallist in school same level, I'm a little bit financially okay doing one or to jobs online, I love to work, that's one good thing about me I have a little bit over a million saved thinking of getting a car for Uber after school, I'm still saving for the car through my earnings online. Why am I scared?
I can't really pinpoint maybe I am scared because I can't handle what is coming financially or if I'm facing emotionally trauma, recently I got mood swings thinking am I really becoming a father soon, can I handle what is to come emotionally and financially, am i ready, I'm just 26 and she is a little but older than I am. Will I survived this, was It a wrong decision impregnating her.
I had once gotten a life changing advice here on nairaland and I have met people who I cherish so much, people who have helped me become who I am today here on nairaland. I'm in need of this advice again guys
ceejay10: did you seek for advice when u were busy kpanshing her?. Oga take responsibility and start buying pampers. If you abort that Innocent child, Ogun go kill you.
ChizzyBuna: I haven't been able to sleep since yesterday. Im a young guy and still in school and this girl is my bestie in school. We do it regularly and without condom I never knew it will end like this. I'm still young any advice on how to handle this situation..
iLegendd: Look at What My Shakara Has Almost Cost Me [Picture]
I used to dream of working in an oil company as a kid since my village, in Rivers state, has different oil companies operating there and my extended family has more than 40 oil wells.
Unfortunately, some of these oil wells are currently owned by politicians from the North — all in the name of "One-Nigeria."
Luckily, we have MOU and these companies do give us all expense paid foreign scholarships, free light and water from year to year, free road, free skill acquisition, and lots of other free things, but getting a job there is as hard as a Fulani herdsman being a saint.
(I couldn't proofread — too stressful. Ignore all typos, but this is a good read.)
After my education, I proudly came back to Nigeria hoping I'll get a job as an indigenous member of this oil-rich family, but guess what?
I was bombarded with spiritual battles that almost took my life. Yes, I died several times, but it wasn't my turn, so I came back to life.
This was when I knew some people hate others progressing more than them. They wanted to kill me because I just returned from abroad and they felt I'm going to rule over them, so they need to get rid of me before I conquer.
Old men hate being conquered by a child they knew the day he was born, so their best option is to either kill the child or frustrate him.
A certain job came, but guess what again? It was a trap and there was a hidden agenda. You need to sell your soul to get the job. Over here, for you to work in some oil companies, you need to join Ogboni.
I hate joining things — I love creating mine. I can never join a cult group because of money or position, but I can create my own cult-like following. I have principles and this has been keeping me afloat.
Why did I write this post? It's to share the death I escaped and the frustrations I faced in trying to get a job twice in Nigeria and why I finally gave up and vowed never to apply for a job again or work for anyone, but create mine that'll generate me money while I sleep and when awake from the comfort of my home.
Also, how big men are footing my bills now through books I wrote.
From the 25th of every month, I always get calls and messages from people asking for financial help and yes, I love to help, but some people have decided to make it look as if I owe them (entitlement mentality), so from the 25th of every month, I always turn off my private phone to avoid communication. Yes, I do turn it on, but for not more than 1 hour per day at month end.
I'm lucky to have clients who have spent more than 90k buying our books. Yes, 1 client spends more than 90k. Some 40k, some 30k, some 14k, some 10k, and the least is 7k.
Ninety five percent of these sales are virtual, so they occur while I sleep. I wake the next morning and see money chilling in my account.
Other times, some clients love to transact with us 1-on-1 and pay directly to us and get their books via WhatsApp.
Also, once in a while, since I'm not greedy, I do promo and give 90% discount on our books. One of such happened early this month and it generated approximately 200k only. Not too shabby for charity sales.
Since the promo stopped, the big spenders have been coming. Politicians, oil company workers, potential Yahoo boys, pastors, lawyers, and even doctors.
What are they coming for? They are coming to purchase our relationship and sex books because no matter how rich a man is, he doesn't want to be used by women and he doesn't want to fail in satisfying his woman in bed. This is why they come to us. We have the solution. Proffer solution to people's problems and you won't lack money.
Here is the shakara part.
I woke yesterday, turned on my phone at 3 PM and saw an SMS by a guy who wants to buy a book, but I deleted the message and turned off my phone.
Today, I turned it on and he called but I didn't pick. I don't need stress. Because of his seriousness, I picked and in less than 5 minutes, he transfered 34k for four books, namely Lasticle 10k, The F*ck Guide 10k, ChatDìcted 1.0 for 7k, and Mrs. Vicky for 7k. That is a total of 34k.
I used 8k to buy myself recharge card and 5k from the 8k card was used for sub of 20GB on Airtel. My shakara would've made me lose this 34k, but even if I did, no big deal.
You see, I wrote these books just once in 2016/2017, but they've been generating income while I sleep or wake.
Isn't this better than working in an oil company (where you may get sacked one day) or at least, isn't it better than staying idle and hoping for a job?
Talking about job, I have a female friend, Patricia, a graduate and she's most men's dream girl, but I do tell her she acts lazy for my liking even though guys are drooling over her for her pretty face and big ass. She has been adjusting and trying not to be lazy.
Her friend, Rachael, who works, but I guess the salary isn't much, met a guy, Jack, whose father is late, but has a big house without unoccupied rooms. Jack has a girlfriend he wants to marry and his mother loves the girl.
I have read Patricia's chat with her friend Rachael and noticed how Rachael constantly talks about how hòrny she is and how she needs a dìck. She, Rachael, is chubby, and her boyfriend recently broke up with her — he is a player by the way.
So, Jack promised Rachael a room in his father's compound for free and she was to pack in soon with her bestie, Patricia.
They have bought a couple of things and were left with bed, but they were broke and Rachael's salary hasn't been paid, so I promised Patricia I'll contribute a little for them to add up for the foam and pack in.
Some days ago, Patricia came to my house and was down. "What happened?" I asked. "I'm just tired — the house Jack gave us, his mom said we shouldn't pack in and Jack has travelled."
"What happened?" I asked again, but she couldn't give me a definite answer. I looked at her and said, "Your friend, Rachael, must've slept with the land lady's son and his girlfriend probably caught him and reported to the mom and since his mom likes her, she passed the order."
She didn't dispute my opinion, but said she has no idea what transpired against them that led to the mom saying they shouldn't pack in.
She told me of how hard it is to find a job and now she managed to find a 12k POS job, where is she going to stay and how she doesn't want to go back to the village to suffer.
She once told me of buying a bale of ladies' sandals for 25k and reselling them and as a child of God (with no emotion attached and she didn't ask me for help), I gave her 20k to add up and start that business, but she has used the money for something else and when I asked her after several weeks of not starting, she said the seller was a scam.
With all the tears she shed, I decided to tell her to take one of my rooms for the main time and when I calculated how much she will spend as transport from the 12k salary, I realized it will be 6k. So, at the end of the month, she'll be left with 6k.
I laughed and said, "Are you kidding me?" She said there are people searching for even 5k job per month. I couldn't believe it.
How can a human being with brain do a 5k job? That's impossible. I doubt the poverty in the country has gotten to that level.
Some people will ask, "Why haven't you employed her?" I haven't employed her because my offline businesses are for men.
To increase her income, I decided to tell her to always keep the house clean every single day and I'll add 12k every month end to her 12k salary.
The only problem now is: she wants me to come sleep in her room, but I refused. She felt lonely last night. Yes, she has gone to work today and has sent job applications to other places.
My dear reader, there is no work — create your own work if you don't have the connection. I have started working on businesses that'll employ women. Drop your suggestions.
The second reason I wrote this is to let you know there is hunger in town and graduates are suffering too.
My advice to you is: try your best to have a digital content you sell while you sleep even if you are prettiest, most handsome or the best student from the best university in the world.
This world has gone digital and anyone who doesn't focus on digital contents or assets like Crypto, books, movies, videos, apps, software, audio, music, TV shows, etc. will be left behind.
A time will come when those who create digital contents will rule the world of finance and wealth, not even presidents or prime ministers can compare. In fact, that time is here.
If you don't want your generation unborn to suffer financially, focus on creating digital contents on evergreen niches and when you start generating income from them, invest some percentages in digital currencies/assets likes Bìtcoin, Eth, Ada, Dot, etc. (BEAD).
Making money is quite easy, but we've already been taught it's hard and we can't get that out of our minds. The society and the government have given us a blueprint on how to make money and that is
1. Go to school 2. Graduate with good grade 3. Get a job 4. Get paid salary while you slave for the company you're working for for the rest of your life 5. Die young or old and have no financial legacy left because you've been a money slave all your lives 6. Rinse and repeat
That is the blueprint the government has for its citizen, but wise men and women have found it's a flawed blueprint and have decided to come up with theirs and it's called Digital Assets or Evergreen Digital Contents.
It's just like renewable energy. You create it ones, but the money keeps generating from year to year while the value keeps increasing.
Disappointments can be a blessing. If I had gotten that job, I wouldn't have bothered in creating digital contents because I wouldn't have had enough time for myself.
So, to those graduates who don't have a job, don't feel bad — you're not the only one; just create your own job and you'll smile at last.
Poverty is the main reasons Nigerian men exploit Nigerian women and the reason these women fall prey for Yahoo boys who useless them. Just imagine how these graduates are struggling.
For Patricia, with her ass and beauty, job shouldn't be an issue, but the men that come her way want sex first before deal and she isn't cool with it. She tells me about it.
The story is long like Buhari, but let's keep it short like Osibanjo.
All the best and I hope you learned 1 or 2 things. Ignore typos. I don't have the zeal to proofread.
Imagine this kind of thing fa����. I am still saying it " beating and cheating is the only thing I can never ever tolerate from any idiot called a partner" how can you confidently be beating someone's daughter? It's better to leave the marriage than to leave the world at large.����. Imagine being beaten and killed by the Man you once loved. The Father of your children, a man with whom you actually shared sexuality and everything with����. I am really emotional right now. My heart really bleeds for the deceased ����
L4stl00k: Have you felt this way before? How did it happen? Some times we love someone and can do anything for them, but at some point, we find ourselves not loving the person anymore. Why?
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