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City all the way

Goooall first goal of the tournament!!!!

Google63:
Let the game begin... Man U-40 points, third position

gooooal

ginajet:
Hazard and his boys...... I call them killer squad and they play for chelsea football club........ though from different countries but I love the samba boys like madt...... Cute sexy boys topping the EPL....... Always a pleasure sipping my st.Remy wine and eating my Costa biscuit with more assist from Fabregas who know this love story might just win an Oscar award....

you just made my day

i prefer TELEVISTA to TELEMUNDO

Manchester united are away to Qpr

My predictions

QPR 1-3 Manchester united



Probable line-ups :

QPR VS MAN U
[ 4-4-2 ] VS [ 4-3-1-2 ]

GK :: Robert Green David De Gea

DF:: Steven Caulker Rafael

Clint Hill Luke Shaw

Mauricio Isla Phil Jones

Richard Dunne Jonny Evans


MK::

Joey Barton Angel Di Maria
Leroy Fer Wayne Rooney
Karl Henry Michael Carrick
Eduardo Vargas Daley Blind


ST::

Charlie Austin Radamel Falcao
Bobby Zamora James wilson

xtianh:
What's the aggregate score please

4-2 athletico....

Juliaann:
Madrid ain't winning this game

Madrid are not drawing this match talk less of winning

Baddestguyp:
one more goal from atletico to seal the match


what's wrong with sybla tv today, its lagging, I can't enjoy match like this

sybla they lagg... Consuming my MB..

How much MB your sybla they per 90mins

mencade4:
HAHAHA..


I DON BET FOR ATHLETICO TO WIN OOOOO

No worry Athletico all the way!!!!!

No forget my share ooo

.At last laliga games are making front page...

Starts rolling on the floor,tears in his face....

Double thanskgiving on sunday if ATHLETICO WINS

SCORELINE R.madrid 0 2 A.madrid

Mine wAs when i was in high school...

My mum sent me to bring arodan....

But the woman pitied me and asked me to sit down.... I waited for some hours...

Nobody told me before i went to play playstation.....

Man United have been ranked the 128th best
club in world football for the year just passed,
racking up 115,00 points in the IFFHS* rankings.

That puts them below clubs like Aberdeen and
David Moyes' Real Sociedad!


To arrive at their ranking of the world's best
clubs in 2014, between 1 January and 31
December of last year, the IFFHS awarded points
for wins and draws (depending on the
competition) to football clubs from around the
globe. The result put Man United (who had a
poor end to the 2013/14 season, missing out on
the chance to play in Europe in the latter half of
the year) way down in 128th place. To see who
features above them, just click the arrow above,
right…

The International Federation of Football History
and Statistics (IFFHS) have ranked the world's
500 best football teams for 2014 and it makes
for very interesting reading.

*How were the world's best club rankings
calculated?

Points were awarded for wins and draws,
depending on the level of competition, between
1 January 2014 – 31 December 2014.

The IFFHS split nations into four levels based on
the relative strength of their domestic league,
with the strongest leagues at the top (example
England/Level 4). A win in a level four league
gives a club four points, a draw equates to two
points and there are zero points for a loss,
regardless of the level.


League competitions at the other three levels
accrue the following points:

Level 3: W = three points, D = 1.5 points

Level 2: W = two points, D = 1 point

Level 1: W = 1 point, D = 0.5 point

In terms of domestic cups, from the quarter final
onwards, 12 points are given for a win, six for a
draw and zero for a loss. A match won by
penalties is considered to be a draw


Level 3: W = eight points, D = four points
Level 2: W = five points, D = 2.5 points
Level 1: W = 1.5 points, D = 0.75 point

Continental level competitions are awarded
points on this basis…

Bonus points are not handed out for winning a
competition.

You can see the rankings for the world's best
clubs in the gallery above, while the placings
from 128 to 85 were as follows…
The IFFHS rankings from 83 to 32 were…

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Mimienudles:
Where is he

He commited sucide after a failed romance......

Moreover his family members were afraid to be with him because of fear of lightning striking them...

He committed suicide by shooting himself twice in his stomach....That had to be slow and painful

Most Lightning Strikes Survived


Don't believe the old adage that lightning never
strikes the same place twice. Former Park
Ranger Roy "Dooms" Sullivan never did.


According to the Guinness Book of World
Records, Sullivan bas the dubious distinction of
being the most lightning-struck person ever
recorded. Between 1942 and his death in 1983,
Roy Sullivan was struck by lightning seven times.


The first lightning strike shot through Sullivan's
leg and knocked his big toenail off.


In 1969, a second strike burned off his eyebrows
and knocked him unconscious. Another strike
just a year later, left his shoulder seared.


In 1972 his hair was set on fire and Roy had to
dump a bucket of water over his head to cool off.


In 1973, another bolt ripped through his hat and
hit him on the head, set his hair on fire again,
threw him out of his truck and knocked his left
shoe off.


A sixth strike in 1976 left him with an injured
ankle.


The last lightning bolt to hit Roy Sullivan sent
him to the hospital with chest and stomach
burns in 1977.



Sullivan could never offer any explanation for
this strange and unwelcome electrical attraction.
It is said that he committed suicide following a
failed romance.

MEET ROY SULLIVIAN, THE MAN STRUCK BY LIGHTNING

He was avoided by people later in life because of
their fear of being hit by lightning, and this
saddened him.

He once recalled "For instance, I
was walking with the Chief Ranger one day when
lightning struck way off (in the distance). The
Chief said, 'I'll see you later.'"


On September 28,
1983, Sullivan died at the age of 71 from self-
inflicted gunshot wound in the stomach. Two of
his ranger hats are on display at two Guinness
World Exhibit Halls in New York City and South
Carolin

He didn't
even shoot himself in the head. He shot himself in
the stomach. That's usually a slow, painful way
to go.
Wimps the world over could learn a from this bad
motherfucker.


The lightning first hit nearby trees and was
deflected into the open window of the truck. The
strike knocked Sullivan unconscious and burned
off his eyebrows, eyelashes, and most of his hair.
The uncontrolled truck kept moving until it
stopped near a cliff edge.


Jesus h Christ.
In 1972, Sullivan was working inside a ranger
station in Shenandoah National Park when
another strike occurred. It set his hair on fire; he
tried to smother the flames with his jacket. He
then rushed to the restroom, but couldn't fit
under the water tap and so used a wet towel
instead.


[7] Although he never was a fearful man,
after the fourth strike he began to believe that
some force was trying to destroy him and he
acquired a fear of death. For months, whenever
he was caught in a storm while driving his truck,
he would pull over and lie down on the front seat
until the storm passed. He also began to carry a
can of water with him and believed that he would
somehow attract lightning even if he stood in a
crowd of people.

Man dudes common thing seemed to be getting
his hair lit on fire.


On August 7, 1973, while he was out on patrol in
the park, Sullivan saw a storm cloud forming and
drove away quickly. But the cloud, he said later,
seemed to be following him. When he finally
thought he had outrun it, he decided it was safe
to leave his truck. Soon after, he was struck by a
lightning bolt. Sullivan stated that he actually
saw the bolt that hit him. The lightning set his
hair on fire, moved down his left arm and left leg
and knocked off his shoe. It then crossed over to
his right leg just below the knee. Still conscious,
Sullivan crawled to his truck and poured the can
of water, which he always kept there, over his
head.
He had started carrying water just to out over his
head when he got struck.



The next strike, on June 5, 1976, injured his
ankle. It was reported that he saw a cloud,
thought that it was following him, tried to run
away, but was struck anyway.
Holy Bleep.

Sullivan himself recalled that the first time he was
struck by lightning was not in 1942 but much
earlier. When he was a child, he was helping his
father to cut wheat in a field, when a thunderbolt
struck the blade of his scythe without injuring
him. But because he could not prove the fact
later, he never claimed it.

And the kicker, he was really struck 8 times but
couldn't prove one of them so he never claimed
it.
God dammit man, my testosterone is jumping just
reading this dudes manly journey through life.

.

.Its not bad....

You should have worn Bathroom slippers and sock.....


is it a driver position or what....

...

... It doesnt imply he has a certificate......

Is it not Nigeria where your english speaks better than your certificate...

Deefuray:
Why will a woman put condoms in her hubby's suicase? It's crazy

Protection i think...

Nigerian ladies eeehnnnn....

Why would you put a condom in his briefcase...

To encourage flirting or protection??

MoyoGENERAL:
Go and PLAY for another 8Years!

Then Score 4 times Pele's goals..

#We promise to Consider YOU by then#

#Street football ko, biro game soccer ni#

U wicked ooo chairman.....8years no be beans.....

BTW shouldnt there be balon d'or for street soccer..

I Played street football for 8years... scoring twice peles all time goals.....

NO RECOGNITION NO PIC WITH BLATTER

Fifa being bias to street football