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LIVINGICON:
Are you sure you are really turning her on? Do you do pre-intimacy? Or na to just dive dey enter the pussy like that,go dey jam am like porn star. To the best of my knowledge women crave sex often, most especially if the man is skillful. Na she go dey disturb you for am.

So, go back to the drawing board. There are books on giving good sex and making a woman squirt or orgasm.

How married man go dey masturbate? Na 4uck up.

Make we first ask am wether him get work? only an idle man do that. In fact my wife is the one that even complain about sex starve. Haba.

Wiseandtrue:
come, who give Buhari mic abeg collect the mic before he disgraces us further!

How can a president of a country be talking like this

This is the same president telling youths not to visit herbalists that charms doesn't work

Yet he's confirming the efficacy of diabolical means

So Tinubu survived It means that Tinubu is more diabolical than Obasanjo

Comic relief president! [/b]

Walahi that man funny no be small.

I think he was trying to use one stone to kill two birds.

Judolisco:
Obj is not a bastard and I expect him to reply in d days to come

I trust him he will definitely do that. That man sabi write letter nobi small Lol.

Good morning
gnwaneri@ymail.com

Please who will teach me an Hausa language? I speaks Yoruba very fliuenly but how I wish I can use Hausa to replace it I don't mind to pay for it am very serious. I love Hausa language.

I met a guy who nearly hug me, you can see the happiness all over his face. But guest what he can't express himself in English neither can I communicate with him in Hausa language . I was so ashamed of myself. We were just looking at ourself like lelevision. Am not happy at all. So I decided to learn this beautiful language at all cost. I don't know who is going to assist me on this.

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Mercychen:
You better run for your life because that man is planning to harm you badly but he's only acting all nice so no one would suspect he did when he strikes.

Go and report yourself so that if anything happens to you, they'll know who did it.
All that niceness he's acting is not genuine.

Seconded. In fact she should report to the police, her parents and her close associates.earlier the better highest the man will go to jail but you have gone. She should act fast now. At the end of the day she will have nothing to loose weather her husband is acting or not.

[quote author=wunmi590 post=108354463]

I'm not supporting you for slapping your husband, but your husband doesn't love you, how did you get to meet, did you court at all? Did you consider him as your best friend before settling down with him?

If you go through all this, he won't be calling such imprinted names.....

Very bad of him[/quote
I sujest he should report to his parents and his close associate in case of tomorrow. for security and preventive measure. It is either the slap have reset his brain to default or he is planing something dangerous. Because to me that man appear to be a dangerous human being.

HarunaWest:
Assuming I had a spouse that slapped me, I wouldn't react at all.. But the consequences go brutal wella.. I would act like OP's spouse.
She no suppose slap am no marrer what.

I sujest he involve her parents over these, in case of tommorrow , since we don't know the mind of this man. In fact her close friend should know about it, I know what am saying. That man in question appear to be a dangerous human being, I don't want to read any bad news in this season.

Nemesis0147:
Women..
Can you swear that you haven’t been abusing him too?
You just penned down everything here to justify whatever reason you have in mind for slapping him

UYou re very correct here. Does it mean she always keep quiet every time here husband is talking, I don't think so. She never tell us she used to keep quit or insult him back.

Hmm this story is not adding up.

HarunaWest:
Better go kneel down and apologize to that man. Since he doesn't hit you, you didnt have to hit him. Na mouth he dey use yab you, you sef go use mouth yab am back until e turn stalemate. You said he likes having sex with you, that means he doesn't hate you. All what he says is just probably the way he was brought up to see women. It lies on you to correct his notion and not to slap him.

Don't you think that that slap might have reset his brain, probably he was under a spell and have comes to his senses now.

Crystalom3:
Bring money let me pray for God's blessing on you


That was embarrassing to watch. He should have threatened them with no heaven or prosperity long before asking. That always work.

He is not there real pastor, their pastor will never talk like that. I know what am saying. May be he is an invited guest for that meeting.

BigDolph:
Why won’t they go silent?

Does he knows if they’ve eaten?


Does he even knows if they can’t afford to go back home?

He is not a pastor from that assembly, am sure the main pastor that invited him will talk to him later, and will never do the mistake in inviting him next time. Though if am there I will give him something, I have one mentality which is if I give anything to pastor or anything pertaining to the kingdom I have done it for God.

StPete:
Owu dey blow everybody plus mi thinks he's a serial beggar

He is not a pastor from that assembly.

BigSarah:
Eweey...

This one no lick turtle shell before he climb pulpit, how you wan succeed?

The real pastor of that Church can not be begging his member. That pastor there might be a guest speaker, you see some of them are seen smiling.

Fiscus105:
U see the application not the problem perse but , naija guys will destroy it with bad intentions in few months to come, Facebook and likes are meant to meant old and new friends for friendly purpose but today ,it's almost platform for immoral relationship

Knives are used for cooking and kitchen purpose but some individuals are using it to kill.

Should we now n as ban the use of knives? Do you know sniper is a very good insect and mosquitoes killers?

Competence5050:
can we even do with out religion in Africa? Don't you think that the sisters in the Lord are aging and anything to rescue them is welcome.... Remember despirate time calls for despirate measures... And it is hypocritical for you to be enjoying with your wife and kids at home and not do anything to help the sisters in the choir and the prayer warriors.... Some times you see the so called street girls getting married and the churchy one rot away.... It's very alarming... #savethesistersinthelord....

Hmm seconded. I don't think there is anything wrong with it, am also a Christian. Alots of our sisters are single and I do feel for them, honestly if not because of my faith I would have marry more than one. There are people who are very shy and even get scare to approach women am using myself as an example, in those days I will have to take alcohol in other for me to be able to talk to women. This app would have serve as a better avenue to connect people of the same faith provided it was left for that purpose only.

And secondly you as leke don't have to rush online to announce things of this caliber, you are trying to tarnish the image of your church without you knowing it. What happened to calling for a meeting then proffer the best solution without you coming online. City of David is another world altogether I used to be a member when am in Lagos. very helpful and always wants to the best for their members.

[quote author=alanto post=108231898]I been want make you enjoy the thread o but since you want to go there.
I grew up admiring Tinubu as a leader. He’s strong, smart and loyal. He treat his people well. Doesn’t discriminate and above all he work for the people. I don’t know any other politician I could say all those about. Maybe Awolowo and MKO but even theywere not perfect. Between me and you you know that if you were not paid to discredit Tinubu you will also be singing his praise. Matter of fact you guys are the only people that has something bad to say about Tinubu, his personal, loyalty or ability to govern. Besides y’all I don’t know any other person whom think in such manner. Reason being there’s no other politician in Nigeria that we can trust. You are rooting for Osinbanjo but you have never seen him govern but we have both seen Tinubu govern and his work speaks for him. I don’t need anyone to pay me to campaign for Tinubu. I just have the feeling that if Tinubu touch Nigeria many things will change. In form of policy and physical development. How long did it take OBJ to clear or debt and put our economy on the right path? Imagine what a Tinubu can do!
Just my opinion.
Enjoy your thread, enjoy your crocodile (shouldn’t that be alligator?) and enjoy your snake. I see you are already invited lala. Me I will pass sha. [/quot
Tinubu is a good man and still preferred him more than Buhari ten times and am always in support of him Hmm but where I began to an issue with him is him removing Ambode without any reasonable reason. At least Ambode is a good man who have his people in mind and wanted to deliver a good governance that will benefit every one, with the four years he spent in office he have already achieved great things, so while don't you allow him to complete his good work which he have already started. So it means you a a selfish and greedy person you preferred your ego above the entire Lagos which you profess to love and care for.

On that very note Tinubu have lost my support and respect altogether.

Or can you compare Ambode to this man sanya olu or what does he called?

mightyhephzibah:
So whatcha point now? Nothing has been proven yet. No where states that pastor osteen hide the money there. Of course, he is the pastor and the main person for questioning. What judgement is beginning with him then. Please comprehend messages before commenting, you don’t have to always speak. Learn to keep quite. Biko!

It is very wrong to even suspect a pastor, is like saying pastor Oyedepo will be stealing from his own church offering. However I think Righteousness is not referring to the senior pastor either. an user could have done that who is also one of the church workers. Take it from me a church worker did that not an out Siders.

slowice:
Some church workers are being smart here..... The church is a mega one and rely on church workers to smoothly run services..... And after one weekend of massive donation, a smart ass hide some cash there since he cannot move the amount out of the church premises at once, he carefully hid it and will be moving them daily in small amounts.

Nawa ooo

Do they not supposed to have A CCTV in that kind of place, or probably the senior pastor don't know that that kind of things is even happening there.
Am sure he will do the needful now.

PastorM:
Lakewood, the Church, notified the Police Department, so who hid the money there?
An usher?

Of course it must be an user. They are in Charge of the money, it is not every user is a born again. church of that caliber should have a CCTV.
It is an opener for everyone to know and learn.
You and I should know that the senior pastor can never be aware of these. you

DSC7:
And you sef come dey tell us u get Yankee babe

Lol na before o no be now
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siofra:
You just want us to know you have an Americana girlfriend

Hmm my brother those people can para o no be here. I used to have one like that, she even suspected my mother to be my girl friend. she is from South America but lives in nertherland . My mother came to visit me from the village so I was not around when she called and my mother picked the call , she does not even have the petient to find out who she was talking to, that's it. When I called her Omo no be small fight o. However I couldn't continue with her .

sanerugwei:
A few weeks ago they just removed the country's name from that list for religious intolerance.

Imagine police is even advising the people to beef up security. With what?

.Exactly that what I was thinking now. So we should buy guns and protect ourselves, and he knows it has never been our style.

so indirectly he was advising Christians to leave the state for good. can you imagine?

KingEverest:
they are being open about it now they are not hiding their evil agenda any more but some zombies will still tell you it's just mere farmers/herders clashes

they are just testing the Mike. if it was successful they now proceed to other states.

May God deliver us for this remaining year Buhari will be in office.

Kobojunkie:
You asked what if the beggar is poorer than the man with the envelope,which and I asked if the man with the envelope is richer than the church company he intends it for?

I live in Chicago

OK. hmm I said the so called beggar might be richer than the guy with envelope. Begging is a profession today in Nigeria. I know what am saying. give him 1 million now the next day you will still see him on the road or he he changes his location. That's how it been done over here.

why should I Hand over my tithe to the Beggar.

If anyone needs money if he think church is a charity organization, let him go to church at the end of the service the pastor can you his initiative and do the needful our pastor also do that. At least the most important things is they will will be able to hear the word of God which will the capacity to transform their lives. God bless you sir.

Harrynight:
Being fully prepared financially and otherwise before getting married and inviting marital responsibilities is a good idea.
However I would advise you if you have a reasonably steady source of income right now just get married I know what I'm saying.

If you get married at the age of 40 and start having children at the age of 41 my brother sooner or later you will regret not starting earlier.

Hmm wait a minute he only have land and he is talking about building estate , do you know what it takes to build estate?

The guy just won show him self to mainland and to his poor girl friends that's the way am looking at it here from my own angle.

nurez305:
Did you have the require money to build an estate or you have a better business that is going to supply you the required money needed for an estate? If you answer is yes, I wish you good luck, if otherwise, kindly get married now because you might not get married till you clock 50 years old while still waiting to build your imagery estate.


Building house is not a joke

oga you wicked o. I don laugh tire when I read this this comment. to build estate no be here o. Nevertheless you have told him the bitter truth.

Which kind of a man will tell ordinary girl friend that you want to build an estate haba you want die ni. Imaginary estate indeed.

Kobojunkie:
Is the church the envelope is meant for poorer than the man with the envelope?

Can you shade more light to your question am sorry I don't get it.?

by the way why are you awake this time of the day? lol.

Kobojunkie:
Is the church the envelope is meant for poorer than the man with the envelope?

Can you shade more light to your question am sorry I don't get it.?

by the way why are you awake this time of the day? lol.

DaveDGreat:
I am a Christian but I'll tell you that you're very stupid for this (emphasis on the stupid).

I don't subscribed you calling him stupid instead you can lecture him. What I didn't like about his statement is about giving to his Pastor. maybe he was being sarcastic. when I pay or give God his own portion am not giving it to my pastor but to God,. The money belong to God and not to pastor, God pays all the workers in his vineyard including the pastor. let this mind be in every Christian, a man who loves God does not ague about tithe or what ever you called it. They even give it willingly and cheerfully. lol I used to do that before can you imagine how foolish I was then. but now I will not be happy any time I did not do it. So tithing is not for everybody it is strictly for those who fear and love God , which for my own understanding supposed to be for Christian and not unbelievers.

God bless you.

Myer:
It's a 2 way thing.
I'm not against Tithing if you key into it.
I'm only against pastors who preach you're not a Christian or you can't make it to heaven if you do not tithe.

It's ok if you ignore the beggar/poor some times and do that which is more important. Jesus preached this. John 12:8
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But it's important to help the beggar/poor when you can.

This is where maturity in Christianity plays out.
Tithing is not necessarily a Christian thing, giving is. Giving to the church and the poor.
Cos tithing is an Old covenant. But Christianity is hinged on a greater covenant

Pastors agree that the old covenant is no longer as good as the new except only when it comes to tithing.

Tithing is neither Old Testament or New Testament things. I will not be able to convince you on the issue of tithing unless God open your eyes or reveal it to you.

You can check my topic here I did not believe in tithe either until God opens my eyes and reveals to me the secrets behinds it. Even if he says it is not a wealthier mater does not mean it was abolished.
The question is what was this tithe being meant for and how it was utilized since we all know that God does not come down to eat or takes it physically? mind you it is not the percentage that matters now, it can even 90 percent. what matters most is the Lords portion, if you are working and you re being paid or you have a business which you are doing and you were able to calculate your profit then you must give God his own portion if you love him. Your own is to obey that instruction how the church utilized the money is not your business, God will Also Judge pastors who misused his money Jesus said I was hungry you did not give me food to eat..

Now listen you might even make heaven without giving to God but being successful in your business is not guaranteed, after all Lazarus also make heaven lol
Please don't tell me about dangote and the unbelievers who is rich without tithing,
they might be rich here and the Bible says what does it profit a man to gain the whole world and loose his own soul, because I believe only Jesus is the gate way to heaven. I don't know if am chatting with a Christian?

Proflere:
Why must he dip hands in his 90% again when he can actually give the 10% to the person that needs it the most (the needy).

What makes you think he is richer than the so called beggar? because he is putting on tie and dress neatly and have envelope on him? Don't be surprised that the so Called beggar might have more money than him. begging is a profession today, give him 1000000 the next day you will still see him there.

I should carry my 10 percent and give him while the government that rakes money in billions should looks away.

ILoveDemMANNA:
WWJD?
If people answers this question/saying truthfully, this world will be a much better place for us to live in.

Meanwhile.....

I come across this very lately.

he asked what would Jesus do. Hmm
first and foremost Jesus did not come so that the poor would get rich , john10 .10 said I came that they might have life and have it more abundantly. He told Judas when he was saying that all the money they used in buy the expensive perfume that that woman poured on the feet of Jesus should have been sold and give to the poor. Jesus replied him that me I will not be always with you, but the poor will be always with you.

what Jesus will do is simply finds out If they have any ailments like the ones we sees on the road on daily basis and heal them. But to give them money is no no-no for, wait for a minute does he even have? Even Jesus does not fall into the categories of rich people while he was on the earth including his disciples have you seen them sharing money before? But they have been seen performing miracles here and there. and preaching and Jesus and the kingdom of God wherever they goes.

2 Secondly the envelope were strictly for tithe and the Bible he was carrying with did not say he should take it to the poor either but to the store house so that there would be good in my house
Am quoting Malachi 3. So the church are to decide what happened to the money not you. Because there are people who works in the vine yard, we also have the poor and the needy in the church, some pastors are not even working apart working for God, if he comes to beg you for money you will also mock him and why didn't God pay him since he is working for God. Infact I don't even support church carrying food and money looking who to give, it left for the poor and the needy to go to the church and receive their own share of the money and from there they will be made to hear the word of God which have the capacity to change and transform their lives.

You see a lots of people used to think that Church is a charity organization or a governmental organization that looks after the poor

ILoveDemMANNA:
WWJD?
If people answers this question/saying truthfully, this world will be a much better place for us to live in.

Meanwhile.....

I come across this very lately.

he asked what would Jesus do. Hmm
first and foremost Jesus did not come so that the poor would get rich , john10 .10 said I came that they might have life and have it more abundantly. He told Judas when he was saying that all the money they used in buy the expensive perfume that that woman poured on the feet of Jesus should have been sold and give to the poor. Jesus replied him that me I will not be always with you, but the poor will be always with you.

what Jesus will do is simply to finds out If they have any ailments like the ones we sees on the road on daily basis and heal them. that's if he were led to do so. But to give them money is no no-no for him, wait for a minute does he even have? Even Jesus does not fall into the categories of rich people while he was on the earth including his disciples have you seen them sharing money before? But they have been seen performing miracles here and there. and preaching about Jesus and the kingdom of God wherever they goes.

2 Secondly the envelope were strictly for tithe and the Bible which he was carrying with did not say he should take it to the poor either but to the store house so that there would be food in my house
Am quoting Malachi 3. So the church are to decide what happened to the money not you. Because there are people who works in the vine yard, we also have the poor and the needy in the church, some pastors are not even working apart from working for God, if he comes to beg you for money you will also mock him and why didn't God pay him since he is working for God. In fact I don't even support church carrying food and money looking for who to give, it left for the poor and the needy to go to the church and receive their own share of the money and from there they will be made to hear the word of God which have the capacity to change and transform their lives.

You see a lots of people used to think that Church is a charity organization or a governmental organization that looks after the poor Lol, even the church needs help from the government because we have a lots of poor people among us. UK government pays the church some amount of money monthly and yearly, so the church does not want to depend on anybody for survival, that why we help ourselves and this is done through tithe and offering, vows and donations and the lord is blessing us because of this love.
1 we have the mind that if we give this money we have given it to God and he is the one to pay us. Now next week Sunday is our thanksgiving and we are calling everybody to come and eat and celebrate with us so where do you think we got this money from?

My brother to be rich and to be poor is the things of mine and is a choice to make. yes you are the one to make the choice you choose where to belong.

I want to ask you a question . Where do you think I belong rich or poor?
May be you might think I belong to the rich but you are still right anyway but as am talking to you now I don't have five thousand in my account, I can even screen shot it for you to see. But in my mind am a rich man and am also a giver and we make many rich and my God never put me to shame he takes care of my needs did you know how much I spent doing my father's burial as an igbo man you know what am talking about lord do it in a marvelous ways. My father did not spent one month in the mortuary, people were asking questions were and how do they got money because we did it in a big way.

Yes Jesus also feed people. But he didn't took the food to them. He feeds people who were listening to his sermon because they have been there for awhile and now hungry he did not want to send them away but decided to give them something to eat, you knows the story

How much did Nigeria government realized from covid 19 fund? running into billions of naira, Did you receive any alert? those are the people who supposed to help the poor after all the money were ment for the poor yet they share it among themselves. I shake my head when I heard that some churches also gave government money for that purpose is that not madness when there are poor people in the church to Carter for.

listen sir. I also gave money to beggars if I have money with me or if an led to so. If my brother is hungry and I have something with me I will gladly give him but to package my tithe and decided to give it to beggars is no go area for me even most of them might even be Boko Haram financial who will later come and collect it from them.

Take it from me their is no Christian beggar, we are from the child of the promise and not from the bond woman we are givers, builders, helpers connectors, financials elevators, we are not beggars it is not in our dictionary but we have those who are in needs and they do not remain on the floor forever we assist them to stand again and they continue to fly like eagle.
Eagle does not give birth to chicken.

I thank God that I belong to the family of eagle. Alleluia. I don't know where you belong?

Sorry for the long sermon.

God bless you.