Tolexander:
good!

These idle youths think the issue of secession is what they can handle with their childish mentality.

I remember these same IPOB youths bragging of the power they have cos of the concoction they were cooked in as initiation for recruitment, and allowance of 30k per month.

In Ebonyi State, they were misbehaving to the soldiers, Nnamdi Kanu leading the rally and disobeying the army's command. They were hailing him while he faced the army and telling them to shoot him.




At Ishi Gate in Umuahia, an IPOB youth had an encounter with a soldier, dispossessed him of his gun, wounded him and chest beating on his achievement.

They thought they achieved these by the manifestation of the concoction they were cooked in, not knowing that the python was only solemn and calm cos it hasn't been ordered to dance.

Now that the python is on the dance floor, where is the director?
Where is the effect of the concoction on the python?

Boss I like diz 1 joor

IgboSubmarine:



Should the useless military be there in the first place


How many Fulani herdsmen terrorists have been arrested in the East.?


Since they started their operation, how many herdsmen have been arrested.?

They've nt been arrested coz dey didn't start makg mouth with it

AHABA AMAKA... FINE BOYS FULL EVERYWHERE FOR ASB. AND WE DEY REPRESENT WELLA

18th person to comment

. Baba blue no dey cure frog voice.
1st picture explains hw davido and Sophie momodu met(wizkid explained), 2nd picture explains that davido is an axeman.
Jst an analyst ooo

swiz123:
We don't give a hoot!we'd gladly die for what we believe.we are biafrans and biafra has come to stay

Who b "we"? Bros I hv nt finished the work of God on earth, I was nt born To die for IPOB

CheezyCharles:
don't have heart attack because your parents weren't this cute... it's nobody's fault .befor u Qoute me,take a look at my dp,show ur girlfriend and see if she won't dump ur ugly ass !

My brother u sef no fine too, and u dull. Coz u no check her profile before u talk. Even after using ur phone to mk ur dp look good, u still look like Enwe(white monkey).
Dullard!

rottenPussy:
What if I told you I don't cheat? I just quit relationships and move on to the next

Lol! Is the same thing joor! ur explanation is jst a camouflage

rottenPussy:
There is no way Wizkid is paying for the feature. Dude, bill d Donman high, you've worked so hard to attain your current level!

Fuckers(fornicators) are liable to die young

what happened to the referendum that the IpOb claimed the united state was conducting on July 14th?

소ㅑㄴ ㅑㄴ ㅁ 려ㅜㅜㅛ ㅣ무혐ㅎ드. 애ㅜㅅ ㅅ교 새 ㄱㄷㅁㅇ ㅑㅅ 챜 ㅕ ㅡ묘 ㅎㄷㅅ ㅣㅐㄴㅅ

BoleAndFish:
Hmmmmm we shouldn't have sold him though. We need someone who'll be able to stand in for the unreliable Benzema!

All the same, wish you the best mate!

Madrid is a useless club that mks other players feel stupid! U made benzema unreliable so ronaldo can score more goals, did Same to bale. And most of the young players are seeing wats going on, and they are running for their life. Morata don comot, James go soon follow am, na so dem go comot finish mk only ronaldo dey gv himself assist to score. Stupid club

LUGBE:
Foolish man and Asaba people welcomed him.
Nonsense thing looking for opportunity to gain relevance

I'm in Asaba, and I don't even knw if he is around or not! Hausa pipu full asaba na, probably the whole hausa came to greet him. Even Pat Utomi is currently in Asaba, came to shoprite and nobody even gave a Bleep about him, na diz 1 dem won con notice? Asaba is a place of business, so every1 is always occupied.

Zico5:
Too bad for the yeast. Nothing can separate them from hard drug. They are eternally loyal to the deal

ASABA no be yeast(dullard), ASABA is south, try get brain abeg

ConcNiggress56:
this is not a movie and I am serious about this.

I am willing to offer my virginity to anyone who can help my brother with a good job.

he's in Lagos, completed NYSC, studied metallurgical and materials engineering, presently scotting with someone who might chase him out anytime..

he has good knowledge of MS suites, Excel, word and can do anything..

please help..

Advice for u young lady, the fact that ur brother is nt yet employed does nt mean he can't survive, ur race is different from his own. Be wise ooo

ZaraGift:


God doesn't exist

U are a fool. A fool saith in his heart that there is no God

wizzy baby mo'sheloke

adadike281:
I think everyone should join hands and fight for justice with ipob, coz a lot of people are pretending like all is well with this administration.

AUNTY Janet u dey fear to put face online?

NtoAkwaIbom:



My problem with Ipob is that, they have never raised an article, not to talk of a voice, or stones against Theordore Orji.. whom for 8yrs didn't even pour I spade of sand to make Aba Better... they voted him to Senate.(While Godswill used the same 8yrs to turn Aks to a near El-Dorado)
Ipob miscreants are afraid of T.Orji.
but they feel their problem is the northerner selling Suya.. selling beans, selling onnions etc.

collectively, weda North, East, South and West.. our collective eniea are the stupendously rich political elite.. but instead of joining with EFCC or other Nigerians to fight them... those guys are busy protesting.. "HE IS OUR THEIVE, DONT TOUCH OUR THIEVE"... So u see them protesting for Saraki, Methuh etc by day and Asking for Biafra by Night... Someone said " PDP is Biafra, Biafra is PDP." Sarki and I bliv there is huge truth in it... same people that were crying GEJ or Death... after March 2015, changed GEJ for Biafra.






Ikpa Why do you feel Phyno, P-Square, Kcee, Tekno, Don Jazzy, Humble Smith, and all those making it big in the entertainment world, are not staying in the East ?

produce a song, sell to 1million people, and produce a song and sell to 170million people.. see whether you make same money.
some Miscreant will be claiming that artist go to places... but let me ask, how often does Phyno go to play in Ghana or S.A ? or how often does Aka or Sark come to sing in Nigeria.

even in the Movie world, get a Ghana Cable TV, they rarely show nollywood, they concentrate on showing Ghanian movies.. You feel that your Movie Actress will be OK doin movies for your 5 eastern states ?
At a point, Ghana did put an embargo on nolywood films to grow theirs.. you feel Nigeria will gv a wide berth for Biafrawood movies to spoil their market ??

TO SELL ANYTHING, YOU NEED A WIDER MARKET, THE POPULATION, OF NIGERIA IS MORE THAN ENOUGH MARKET TO MAKE US ALL RICH..selling whatever tallent we have to millions of Nigerian is far beta Dan to a set... Ask Linda Ikeji, ask all your Bloggers, if they would prefer to blog to just Igbos or to 170+ million Nigerians.

OUR PROBLEM ARE THE POLITICAL ELITE, THOSE THAT USE MONEY FOR ROADS TO BUILD HOTELS, we have them in the North East, West, South.... They are the ones we should stand togeda to fight...
not calling each other Afonja or Igbo here.

Mme tang akeh Mmi mma,
You can now fire at me at will...

My brother you will leave long, u hv d kinda brain I hv. God bless u for this

FIFTH TO COMMENT. AYAM HAPPY I MADE IT
HAPPPY LIONEL MESSI

Seun:
Fellow Nairalanders,

Nairaland loves Igbos and Niger Deltans very much. The thought of being separated from them for any reason is unbearable to us, so we have decided that we will reject any attempt by anyone to use Nairaland to promote the idea of removing Igbos and Niger Deltans from Nigeria.

We have updated rule 9 of Nairaland to reflect this decision. It now says:


I'd like to urge all Nairaland members to respect and obey rule 9. Mynd44 is in charge of enforcing it. If you break this rule, you'll be banned.

Thanks,
Seun (Founder Of Nairaland).

Nigeria mark zuckerberg. moring

This my neighbours in my compound have been intimidating me with their yeye I beta pass my neighbour gen... Dem even make me understand say na because of me dem buy d gen; dis people scrape d YAMAHA wen dey d gen comot cum go write "EHYA CHUKS" put. Atimes if dem on d gen eh, e go be like say na my window dem drop am... Gen wey dey sound like say na dog dey bark... At times e go sound like say dem dey grind cassava ontop my bed.. Shey because i dnt av gen abi? Ok nepa go bring light but dis pple go dey form NNPC chairmen... I can't continue like dis na, i'm gradually going deaf o.. I no dey even here wen i dey talk to myself again sef... My landlord na goat, instead of am to try pursue dis Kwale boys, d guy dey busy dey quarrel dey ask who use washing water flush toilet... So i made up my mind to take my revenge on dis Kwale pple..... Dis mumu pple knw say dem no fit hear visitors shout once dem don on dat mumu gen enter inside lock door... So dey mounted a doorbell.. Smart me, i started peppering deir life by presin d doorbell foolishly and running away to hide b4 dem go cum out... I toment dem tire eh, even me cum dey feel bad for dem... Dis morning i saw one of dem fixing d doorbell.. I didn't recall wen it spoilt but e no concern me afterall... Bros has finished and gone inside to meet his compatriot, d spirit has come upon me to go press d doorbell as usual.. I went and beeeeep!! Bros no be small shock d tin shock me o.. I landed in front of my landlord's pavement.. His useless 22yrs old son wey me and am dey follow peep people wey dey baf cum carry him short-short yam legs cum dey ask me weda show dey for us to watch today ? U knw d kind of show na... I hurriedly said yes, buh he must help me press Odume dem doorbell b4 i go give am viewing space... See as d goat take speed dey locate Odume dem doorbell... Call me wicked, buh i can't suffer alone.. Ah ah, wat is keeping him from getting his own shock ? Ohhh... D idiot is a bloody dwarf.. I must make sure he get his own shock o.. See d idiot jumping so he go fit press d doorbell.. Ewu, wait make i help u jor.. Oya climb my shoulder make ur hand reach am... He pushed d button and datz all i could remember.. Wat exactly am i doing in U.B.T.H with my two legs hanging up Nd drip in all my body is still a mystery to me.. D doctor only said "he'll come bak to normal wit tym, he's lucky it wasn't him dat pressed d doorbell" and im like Omg!! Wat has happened to Iweanya

wellmax:


Very lame defence.
What do you say about the rampant immorality and dietifying the man Chris?

Shey that church that they preach sin very well, they are pure abi? Pretenders, u guys should stop putting up charade to cover ursef, judgment day is almost here, that day I will see all ur secret sins koro koro!

Bros plz shatap. U are a disgrace to Christianity, on the subject of gvg to ur pastor or anybody else that is ur man of God, the bible said something:"bring all the tithes and offerings into my storehouse and see if the windows of blessing won't be opened unto u". Is only a stingy poor man that complains, go and check out the big guys attending CE, even Solomon gave, and I'm nt sure u hv given half of wat he gave to God and u are complaining. Gvg is a principle, u gv to receive.
On the subject of Sin, I knw d kinda church u like attending, that type that they will tell u to come out for alter call every Sunday. Even Paul said something, shall we continue in sin that grace may abound? U wnt the man of God to continue teaching u samething coz u are a baby Christian, the type that does nt wnt to discipline himself, salvation(soteria) is applied to a Christian once, once u hv been redeemed, u hv started the race already and surely u must fall, but u hv to work on ursef to keep growing and don't blame ur pastor.
I'm nt a member of CE, I'm of another denomination, buh we are all Christians under 1 body, I can't and won't allow u to come here and talk trash about a man ordained by God jst becoz u wnt to favor some pagans or atheists, so u now talk against a pastor of whom u don't hv the right to judge, it is only God that will judge him nt u. U beta delete this post b4 u start experiencing some funny changes in ur life

auntysimbiat:
good for him

he fall una hand... who God has lifted, no man can bring him down, not even otobo

siegfried99:


You are very correct.

Tiger Woods is an example.

Tah! Messi is getting married tomorrow, so his wife is also AA scammer! Tell ursef d truth bosset

dollarcoolcat:
Not suprise scorin brace and hat trick is an everyday thing.. Congrat cr7

Did he score yesterday and today? Infact since diz week? Everyday thing kor, 2moro thing ni

SalamRushdie:


If not for slow brains like you with low IQ who watch African Magic who knows her ...There are many women in my family that are more accomplished but less known because they don't act on African Magic ..Meanwhile I insist she is a useless woman and a liar just like you

Bros answer the question NA, hw many women from ur family we knw for Nigeria?

nototribalist:
Unless they're discussing who will be the next president of Biafran republic we don't want to know.

Nna eh, u dnt even knw that nnamdi kanu is considering reconciliation with Nigeria?

Tolexander:
The closest is B.
It is a long ) sound ie /f):k/ (British)
f):rk/ (American)

Jst this small thing mk u run go check dictionary. Wehdone oo

Zilifish:
Then what is he into? I'm Igbo and I would say most of us have dubious minds. The problem stems from pressures from home. People worship you when you have money and arrive your village with Range 2016. They dont want to knw whether you killed to get it.

I put it to u that u are nt an Ibo blood, ur relative is from Ibo, and u are a confirm AFONJA. I knw u