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Politics / Re: 2019: Buhari Campaigns In Delta State (Photos, Video ) by professorchuks(m): 5:05pm On Jan 17, 2019
senatordave1:

Delta results
Pdp 800,000
Apc 400,000

Fake results. APC no even get reach 100,000. I was born and brought up in Delta state. APC no get voice for Delta. The person wey won help them get mouth for asaba, na kill dem kill am for hotel. Be like you no know how bloody Delta state be. Adding to all the road Ekwueme(okowa) is constructing. I was in Keke the other day at asaba, na only him convoy pass o, coman hear shout "Ekwueme you live long, Ekwueme you go continue for us". The funniest thing is that Great Ogboru doesn't have a single voter from his hometown(abraka), na con the full Delta state he won get mouth. I school in abk so I know wat I'm saying. If APC win 20% for Delta, mk i poo rubber spoon
Politics / Re: 2019: Buhari Campaigns In Delta State (Photos, Video ) by professorchuks(m): 4:57pm On Jan 17, 2019
ChidiAlaigbo:


See my Buhari!!! See Natural Love!!! See my Buhari!!!!

Igbo kai, another political misfiring loading. I swear Nigeria will have a Tiv president before the Igbo's turn.

Better join the train to the NEXT LEVEL!!!

I no won call you cow. But is it the Delta state I'm from? Ah! Everyone wants to see the idiot that has been ruling Nigeria without any progress for four years. Don't be deceived by the crowd(buhari for enter Asaba na if he go survive the shame). PDP is Delta and Delta is PDP
Politics / Re: Emmanuel Nwobosi And Nnamdi Kanu Meet In Israel, Speaks On 1966 Military Coup by professorchuks(m): 1:31am On Jan 17, 2019
IjebuWarrior:
CRAP! For folks like us... we know this history better... cool

We know that coward Ojukwu NOT, FRN army killed a brave Major Patrick Kaduna Nzeogwu out of fear of his rising popularity and bravery! angry
He gorged out both of his two eyes for ritual purposes

We know that Major Patrick Kaduna Nzeogwu NEVER fought for Biafra (as against the media propaganda). He was OBJ's bestie, never a bigot, wanted the best for his country (Nigeria), killed the ethnic bigot (Ahmadu Bello) and wrote a detailed letter to OBJ to summarize his plans. cool

We know that Ojukjwu stripped Major Kaduna of all military exercises and duties cuz he freed him from prison simply to have a stranglehold on him. angry

We know that Ojukwu and Kanu (COW-nu) are COWARDS !!! angry angry Okoro Savages! angry angry


I'm from okpanam, Delta state and my grandma told me same thing. I couldn't believe it. Anyways, I won't forget his statement "If Nigeria should seceded, I shall pack my things and leave". Major chukwuma Kaduna nzeogwu is my relative

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Romance / Re: We Only Have Time For Nigerian Guys – Kenyan Ladies Fight Kenyan Men by professorchuks(m): 9:03pm On Jan 14, 2019
Codedrock:

Too bad The 'pant' thing is not real.. Nobody will ever get hurt by someone stealing their panties for foolish purposes and no one would get rich by 'using a woman's panties'


.... Edited....
Too bad many people with no proof of what they believe have started quoting and insulting....

Bros mk ur sister apply abk na. Abraka o. I'm begging u, please allow her come here
Sports / Re: "There Is Only One Greatest Of All Time, Lionel Messi" - Eden Hazard by professorchuks(m): 2:46pm On Jan 14, 2019
EVILFOREST:

Ask GIORGIO CHELLINI.....
GioGio CHELLINI, said you can mark CR7 out
When asked about MESSI, he only did the SIGN OF the CROSS and walked away grin grin
Blast
Celebrities / Re: I Can Never Be Depressed - Charles Okocha by professorchuks(m): 2:36pm On Jan 13, 2019
Na so. Okpanam boys like us no know depression. He is from okpanam too
Education / Re: DELSU 100 Level Students Seen Undergoing Matriculation Ritual by professorchuks(m): 2:14pm On Jan 13, 2019
asuustrike1:

You are too big for this childish behaviour exhibited here.

cry cry please forgive my childish behavior, but...


DELSU is 101times better than LASU bcoz
1: the name alone is sweet
2: everyone in DELSU is wise, too wise to avoid being used for ritual(mk students for LASU con smell DELSU if them go survive first year)
3: our 3rd class student is LASU's 2.1 student
4: we pay our lecturers(we no dey wait for the government)
5: our curriculum is not curriculum, is military training(if you know you know, delsuite can attest to that)
6: top 4 universities with hustlers(DELSU is the only state university)
7: FG no dey remember us like them dey remember lag, but our oil dey cover their face(nonsense)
8: we don't have weak pass. U get D or u fail.
9: ask AY what dey did to him(more Reason why he has refused to step his foot again in DELSU)
10: you hardly hear of lecturers taking bribe in DELSU(not saying it doesn't exist o, but e hard unlike LASU)
11: 100l exam in DELSU is 300l exam in LASU
12: no matter how hard it is, students no dey gree drop out(persistent)
13: no time for cultism unlike most schools
14: should I continue?
15: I have to stop here
16: u can just pay a visit if you want to know more
Thanks
Education / Re: DELSU 100 Level Students Seen Undergoing Matriculation Ritual by professorchuks(m): 12:42pm On Jan 13, 2019
asuustrike1:

Both schools are overhyped. Lasu and Delsu have nothing infact they are worst off.

Politics / Re: South-South Governors Hold Emergency Meeting Over CJN Onnoghen Corruption Trial by professorchuks(m): 11:53am On Jan 13, 2019
originals1:
shocked Meanwhile instagram page with 14k followers for sale, check my signature if you're interestedsmiley
...
Howfa, mk we talk na
Education / Re: DELSU 100 Level Students Seen Undergoing Matriculation Ritual by professorchuks(m): 2:08am On Jan 13, 2019
sirqeeboi:


If you know what going on to lagos state higher institution you will cry for yourself ..cos college of tech graduate in Lagos is not your mate..

Bros, if only you know the full meaning of DELSU, u go bow(Delta stress university). If you pass with first class for DELSU, na boss you be. Btw, the professor for computer science in the whole of SS region is an HOD in my department(computer science). You can search if you want, we know say we no big, but LASU na over hyped skul. Come DELSU you go know

Romance / Happy Birthday To My Girlfriend... by professorchuks(m): 11:17pm On Jun 19, 2018
This may sound personal or "Funny", But i don't know how else to show her how much i love Her. So i hope my Families (@nairalanders), would help me celebrate my Queen's birthday

Celebrities / Re: Davido Sign Idowest To His Record Label DMW (More Photos) by professorchuks(m): 9:23am On May 24, 2018
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Crime / Re: Vikings Member Shot Dead By Rival Cult Group (Disturbing Photos) by professorchuks(m): 12:49pm On May 15, 2018
Diickrider:
It shall never be well with all cultists and yahoo boys and their families. They will all die a sudden death for bringing shame to our country


u are a big fool. Y will u involve smone's family. Infact ur full family for there. Stupidity is written all over u

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Politics / Re: Fresh Plot To Invade National Assembly Thickens,150 Delta Youths Moved To Abuja by professorchuks(m): 10:52am On May 15, 2018
Delta my delta. I too love my people.
Celebrities / Re: Seun Kuti: "Yahoo Boys Are Still Mugus To The Whites" by professorchuks(m): 5:36pm On May 14, 2018
True talk blood. Bt e no mean say we no go collect all the money wen dem steal from us

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Crime / Re: Yomi Shogunle Warns Yahoo Boys Relocating From Lagos Because Of EFCC by professorchuks(m): 11:32am On May 13, 2018
ThinkWISELY:
Say no to crime,
Crime does not pay.


But sorry, yahoo has come to stay, except we just running away from the truth, logically this is karma in play and no force whatsoever can stop it. If they like let CIA, FBI, INTERPOL, EFCC, NAFDAC, JAMB, tongue, come together, they can't stop it, they can't even contain it, it's fu##king karma here.There's even a huge indirect inflow sustaing the binary and forex world. cool tongue


The white stole trillions of dollars, in materials and human capital from Africa in the name of colonisation,so why the fuse?.


PS:Mind you am not a yahoo boy angry
Mind your business, the last time i checked, those who did lived longer angry
Quote me unnecessary and receive instant fire embarassed
This is a bitter sweet open secret angry
The government is the biggest Fraudsters feasting on the people angry


Say no to crime.


Bro abeg help me tell dem o. Wen oyibo dey carry our money, nobody said anything. niggas are bringing it back, my government dey pursue dem. Y?

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Politics / Re: Jeremiah Ogboveta Shot Dead By Assassins In Delta (Graphic Photo) by professorchuks(m): 9:08am On May 06, 2018
Deltayankeeboi:
shut up! if you care so much, go join the police to investigate his death. mr activist


I get so much joy when i see apc members die.

all those planning to vote buhari will keep dying like rats ijn amen

supporting the evil "buhari" is a crime against humanity on its own


Second name for my dear delta state is PDP LAND. it is nt for sale to any person, especially APC
Crime / Re: 11-Year-Old Girl Who Tried To Commit Suicide, Rescued In Delta State. Photos by professorchuks(m): 2:28pm On Apr 30, 2018
Delta? na my state na. Land of d suicide commiters(if that word ever exists)... almost 5people in my skul@delsu, commited suicide with sniper. because of 1st semester result. Thnk God i didnt join.
Politics / Re: Killing Of Christians Will Plunge Nigeria Into War – Northern CAN by professorchuks(m): 2:09pm On Apr 27, 2018
Purewatermeji:
angry When GEJ provoked Muslims by removing the Islamic inscriptions on the centenary notes, did we go to war? When MURIC complained about the favoritism like xmas and new year holidays which Christians enjoy in the country did we go to war? When prof Akintola was pointing out the injustices meted out against Islam, like hijab and Waec time table, did we go to war? I think you Christians need to learn to tolerate like we Muslims.Northern CAN or jerican should know that there is no monopoly of violence. Do not threaten war on peaceful Muslims. Islam is the only unifying and true religion


Tah! Sharap ur mouth fast fast. Idiot. infact receive sense IJN
Religion / Re: RCCG To Feed 2 Million Nigerians Every Sunday - Pastor Adeboye by professorchuks(m): 7:56pm On Apr 02, 2018
vizboy:
If not for critics they won't be doing things like this... Church is big business in Nigeria..

They Divide Us Along religious Line and Steal our Common wealth when we are not looking...

Both Nigeria Pastors and Politicians are same thing

Bro shut d Bleep up. U go soon go hell fire. Dey follow freeze dey mumu
Crime / Re: DELSU Lecturer Escapes From Kidnapper's Den In Delta, Reunites With Family. PIC by professorchuks(m): 8:21am On Feb 06, 2018
D man resemble my edu lecturer. Mayb tht was y he skipped lectures 2 consecutive time.
Education / Re: Osula Daniel Enahoro Expelled From DELSU For Refusing To 'Bribe' For His Project by professorchuks(m): 2:30am On Jan 31, 2018
ayusco85:
What an epistle...

Who else didn't bother to read the first three paragraphs.. grin grin

Indicate by clicking like if u didn't..

Lol. Apart from that bruv, diz guy is nt mkg any sense. I'm a student of DELSU, if blocking dey allowed (d way it is in AAU), I for happy wella. No fucking bribery in that skul, even if a lecturer wnts to ask for 1, he dey hide to do am. D VC Peretomode, is a very strict man. So diz guy is lying. I'm nt saying dey dnt block o. But lecturers hide to do it, and dey will never force u. Nt to talk of expulsion, d skul management must be aware of ur offense b4 u are expelled. If d lecturer is @fault, na that place them dey sack am. People derive joy in mkg good tinz look bad. DELSU is 1 of d most disciplined skuls I've ever seen in Nigeria(nt coz I skul there). No cult issue(like other skuls), no bribery etc. D only tin I experience there is stealing. And that is off campus o. Urhobo people dey thief die. Apart from that, every delsuites that u see outside(anywere in d world), jst recognize with him, and ur life will b soft instanta(if d person is well to do). U can ask AY and Tboss
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid, Adekunle Gold, Olamide, Tekno As Female/Women (Photos) by professorchuks(m): 10:40pm On Jan 02, 2018
Lol
Family / Re: My Wife Still Sends Pictures To Her Ex Boyfriend, I Feel Cheated & Heartbroken by professorchuks(m): 8:12am On Jan 02, 2018
Its a very simple issue though! She is ur wife, ur property. If u cannot protect ur property, then u are a failure. If u divorce her, remember u hv kids, that "divorce trait" will continue. U dnt approach ur wife, approach d guy in question, check for his weakness, and use it against him. Guys are very pessimistic. But if u shake am 2times, he will amend his way. If u truly love ur wife, u can go to any extent
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Celebrities At The Falz Experience In Lagos by professorchuks(m): 12:22am On Dec 21, 2017
metronaija3:
More at http://www.metronaija.ng/photos-celebrities-falz-experience/

Ayam nt understand. I dey cry say I need school fees for my skul, person dey waste money. Plz sm1 should help a brother o, 100L DELSU student of computer science(education). I'm hvg mad issues nw. 64,400 for d fees, December 22nd e go top with extra 11,000. Biko nu o. I've tried to see if I can do it myself, is nt working out for me
Celebrities / Re: Photos Of Celebrities At The Falz Experience In Lagos by professorchuks(m): 12:19am On Dec 21, 2017
metronaija3:
More at http://www.metronaija.ng/photos-celebrities-falz-experience/

Ayam nt understand. I dey cry say I need school fees for my skul, person dey waste money. Plz sm1 should help a brother o, 100L DELSU student of computer science(education). I'm hvg mad issues nw.
Religion / Letter To Mr. Freeze by professorchuks(m): 10:27am On Dec 09, 2017
Letter to Mr. Freeze.
You requested for a part of the bible were Jesus payed tight or were he talked abt tithing. 1st and foremost, tithe is d 1 tenth of ur income, Jesus wasn't working so there is no way He could hv payed tithe. Does it mean he didn't talk abt tithing? No, Judas iscarriot hanged himself coz he stole some money, wat money were those? D tithe and offering people payed. U need more prove? Jesus gave a parable abt d poor woman who gave with her whole heart even if she gave little, and God accepted it.
More prove, read Hebrew 7:9(wat Paul said abt tithing). Even Abraham gave tithe to God. Oh! U base ur argument on Jesus paying tithe. He came into d world to bring people bk to God, it wasn't His work to talk abt tithing, d major thing he came to do was to bring people closer to God, he always talked abt gvg(tithe and offerings). Wen he was talking abt d antichrist that will deceive d people of God, I was thinking it may b a spirit or a demon, never knew it would b a human being. All d pastors u are accusing, how many of dem did u see with gun pointed to a member's head to pay tithe? They teach, and members practice, and it works out for dem. If u practice smtin and it doesn't work out for u, will u continue? No. But bcox it works out for dem, dey continue paying their tithe. God said people rob Him by nt paying tithes, is nt the pastors that said it. Any pastor that has fleets of cars, or private jets, do u knw hw dey started? Bcoz God blessed dem, u wnt to link it to another place. Wen dey had nothing, why didn't u link it. Of all d things u should do, Fear God and obey His commandments. If u choose nt to, dnt mislead d people obeying. Go ur way and allow dem do their thing. Even as u are saying it nw, did it reduce d number of people paying their tithe to God? Did it reduce d crowd coming to God every Sunday? Jst to show hw foolish u are, instead of u to mend ur broken home, u are antagonizing men of God. Y didn't u talk abt d money ur politicians steal? Y didn't u talk abt d pastors that feed their members with snakes and weird things? Bcoz d devil has decided to use u to destroy d church. But there is a power bigger than d 1 u are operating with, there is a name bigger than d 1 u are using nw, that name is Jesus Christ, and I challenge u to stop ur blasphemous attitude. Using His works on earth To torment d people of God. God is greater than u daddy freeze or wateva u call ursef. Even ur master knws and respect my God. And if u dnt change, He will do smtin that will mk u change. Ask Paul d apostle, he was once like u. And He later turned around. Ur case won't b any different. I jst pity for d people following u around. U dnt need any of those men of God to reply u, dey are too high classed for u, that's y God brought me to this earth. I'm here to reply u. Wateva argument u wnt to continue with, start with me. I will provide an answer for u. Incase u need more prove, ananias and sephera, dey sold some plots of land, anD their tithe wasn't complete, dey lied ontop, and God killed dem. If u are waiting to see everything word for word in d bible, dem ur brain is nt functioning well. Tithing is nt for unbelievers. Jesus taught d people, brought to God 1st. Before anything again. Tithe is a secondary issue. D reason He came to earth was to redeem us. So u are nt qualified to talk abt tithing until u accept Him. If nt, dnt ever mention tithing again.
Religion / Re: Daddy Freeze Replies Apostle Suleman On Tithing (Free The Sheeple) by professorchuks(m): 9:06am On Nov 11, 2017
Plz, if daddy freeze can tell me d scripture were hvg a baby mama is allowed, den I will tell him were tithing is allowed(100%). The new testamental was tithe itself, God gave His own son, and who said dey didn't gv tithe? Judas iscarriot was d treasurer. He held tithes and offerings. Tithes wasn't overemphasized by Jesus coz he came to deliver sinners, its only those that has gotten saved that should be talking abt tithing. daddy freeze does nt hv the right to do so. May God forgive him
Celebrities / Re: Wizkid's Son, King Ayo Jnr, In Super Human Halloween Costume by professorchuks(m): 3:02pm On Oct 31, 2017
wizkid has guys, davido has girls, ngwa let the marriage begin
Crime / Re: Man Arrested For Killing, Burying Prostitute In Delta by professorchuks(m): 12:15am On Oct 18, 2017
Kraspo:
Chronicles Of Corper Henry
ASABA GIRLS DON’T WANT YOUR MONEY!!

Before I came to Asaba, I have always been the guy who had entered every single relationship with a pack of Panadol extra because of the kind of headaches I was forced to put up with. Back in Maiduguri during my university days, I fell head over heels in love with one dark Adamawa girl who I was ready to live and die for. I will trek the length and breadth of the school, under the scorching sun just to see her. Unfortunately, she sensed my undying love for her and ended up breaking my heart during the examination period. Up till today, I am yet to forgive her.
My love experience in Kano remains the worst till date that I came to a conclusion that I will have nothing to do with Sabon Gari girls anymore. The only language they seem to understand is money and ‘cat fish’. I remember how one Akwa Ibom girl looked at me from head to toe and told me to my very face that ‘who your love epp? Give me money joor’. Even after buying her wristwatch, she refused to have my time. But the romance atmosphere down here in Asaba is quite different. Finding true love in Asaba seems to be less complicated. The girls here are so loving that you might mistake them for Americans. They won’t put you through the rigorous tasks of toasting and chasing and buying ‘eshi-ewu’ and recharge cards for three weeks straight before they take you in. An average Asaba girl, will take you on a journey into her innermost secrets and give herself to you, body and soul without looking back. They don’t even want your money. They are contented with sharing your space, time and attention and with this kind of affections, you can’t help but purr from warm sweetness. Service year afforded me an opportunity to explore some of the many hidden treasures that God deposited in Asaba. And on three occasions, I have been pampered and spoiled with the kind of love that the sun has for mother earth. The kind of love that lights up the whole world!
And of all my adventures in the feminine world, I will never forget my romantic experience with Debby who I met inside a keke. Armed with a rose tattoo that spread down her left arm, a nose ring, four ear rings that ran across her ear, a leg chain and an enigmatic Briton accent, I was helplessly under her spell. It didn’t take long before we connected like electric cables and she illuminated my world. She would call me ‘Chinedu’ with a tone that nobody else has ever called me with. She would read my love poems and melt and with the way she smiled at me, I knew she meant it. She was the first girl to prepare banga soup and bring to my room and after I tasted it, sweet Jesus! I wanted to see her parents.
There are a good number of them who have gone out of their way to show me true love and in all sincerity, I have always had my mind blown away. Asaba girls are content to hold your hand and walk in the evenings, sharing your time, space and silence. Sure, just like every other girl, they treasured their recharge cards, perfumes and night ‘suya’, but since they have you, all the material things of the world seemed so immaterial. Few weeks ago, I met a girl in Asaba during my evening stroll who looked me in the eyes for five minutes, touched my elbow occasionally and finally told me that I made her feel very special again. Back in kano, they only time girls felt so special in my presence was when my wallet started to show itself frequently.
And that is why I decided to write this so that every guy out there will read and have a rethink about his purpose in love life. Asaba is the place to be for all the broken hearted out there who seek emotional healing and reassurance. These girls down here are super romantic. For all the guys tired of buying recharge cards and making hair, come down to Asaba and be treated like a king. You only have one life to live, don’t waste it in Kano, Port Harcourt and Lagos.

True talk boss! I'm from OKPANAM(also known as Asaba). Gals can fight for guys eh! Nt coz of money, or facial appearance, jst luv dem, and dey will reciprocate

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