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SirBigH:
Happy Birthday to you...... Today is also my birthday!

ur dreamz will nt die------happy bday to You

greeatest:
17th

waoooooooooooooo! feeling so happy to u're there MAY 17TH

tchidi:
I begin the month!!!!

Make. Way. For. The. Workers. Day. Baby!!!
MAY 1ST!
*drumroll*

On your birthday I wish you much pleasure and joy; I hope all of your wishes come true. May each hour and minute be filled with delight, And your birthday be perfect for you!

greatgod2012:
Love this thread.......
Not May-born but have plenty and wonderful mayborns around me......
Where do i start?

Ok, let me start like this........


My crown-27th.
My only daughter-2nd.
My last born-22nd (on my profile pics).
My MIL- 16th; the most wonderful MIL in the whole wide world (80 years old this year and still very agile and active).
My lovely SIL- 26th.
One of my nieces-13th.
My senior colleague/sister/friend/spiritual mentor- 13th.


Wow.....wonderful mayborns around me, so happy for them.
Congratulations and happy birthday to them all in advance.


@missslimbody......you and my only daughter are birthday mates.

WAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! This is wonderful. Thanks ma'am.

soopamom:
bla bla bla. just another month in another year. yep i was born in may but so effing what?

If trully u were born in d mth of May,u don't knw ur worth..........find out.

hendrixxx:
17th

Finally found a birthday mate...waoooooooh xup yor?

Derayo2:
MAY 16TH MAY 16TH

almost dsame date,mine is 17th................... tell me something unique about you.

ADUKKY:
24

can u sing or do any artwork ?

MissSlimbody:
You a birthday mate to 3 of my friends.

waoo! dat's cool.

ephee:
#amsoproudtobemayborn# 20th

May rock da world

MAY...................

francbadoo:
24

Unique people.................

MissSlimbody:
2ND

mine is 17th

ATTRIBUTES OF THOSE BORN IN THE MONTH OF MAY

Scroll down and learn all about the characteristics and personality
traits of people born in the month of May.
1. Individuals born in the month of May are extremely understanding,
resolute and enthusiastic.
2. Their physical attractiveness coupled with
their mental strength makes them absolutely irresistible.
3. Extremely
hardworking and always on the move, these people always keep
themselves occupied with something or the other and detest wasting
time.
4. As charming as these May-borns are, they always claim the
attention of almost everybody around them and their oratory skills
make sure that the attention stays.
5. Zealous and energetic, not only do
they exhibit a keen interest in arts, music and literature, but they also
tend to have an imaginative bent of mind.

6.Apart from being obstinate and insensitive at times, a trait typical to
Taureans, one more weakness of the people born in May is that they
can be easily influenced. Taurus is the principal zodiac sign, ruling
the month of May and people born under this sun sign display all the
characteristics of the zodiac.
7.Some individuals born in this month
also fall under the Taurus/Gemini cusp, whose personality and
character traits are influenced by both the zodiacs.
8. On the whole,
people born in May are usually very stable, strong-willed and highly
self-motivated.
9. They hardly hesitate in offering their opinions and are
assertive, pragmatic and extremely courageous individuals.
10. Though good at handling difficulties in life and equipped with a tremendous
common sense, these people tend to be extravagant. However, this
weakness generally goes unnoticed as these individuals earn well and
are financially very stable.
11. People born in May are extremely confident
individuals and they tend to spend lavishly, only because they believe
that they can make up for all their expenses.


UNIQUE PEOPLE BORN IN MAY SHLD PLS DROP THEIR BIRTHDAY DATE TO FIND UR BIRTHDATE-MATE.

avicky:
Are you with them now?

No ma'am. but d info is from an insider.

AMBASSADOR COLLEGE,ILOROMU QUARTERS ILE-IFE,OSUN STATE. VACANCY: FRENCH TEACHER Submit ur CV and application letter there between now and next week. Salary:30k upward.

looking @ d faces of ds men speaks alot that money cannot buy happiness.



#richmendontlaugh

u want ppu's attention real quick? try to eat jollof rice with ur bare hands! make sure u lick ur fingers too

Plz don't take these guyz seriously coz u knw hw most of our comedians spray lies like bagon................................

#400Milla my foot

avicky:
What do you mean by updated? And have you paid your acceptance fee?

na slip oof tongue jawe.My reg no was jst snt ds a.m.
The info reaching me juz now is dat Resumption has been postpone to May 24th.


so contunu choppin AMALA & GREEN SOUP for ya houzi.....until then. I wanna make more money. Cos 9ja self broke pass biscuits. Sleep well buddies

my student account has bn updated-EDU MANAGEMNT

Nigerian forces invade last known stronghold of Boko Haram
Thu Apr 23, 2015 6:49am GMT
By Ardo Abdallah
BAUCHI, Nigeria (Reuters) - Nigerian forces backed by warplanes
invaded Islamist group Boko Haram's last known stronghold, the
Sambisa forest, on Wednesday, in an effort to finally defeat their six-
year-old insurgency, two military sources said.
Armies from Nigeria and neighbours Chad, Niger and Cameroon have
in the past two months launched a concerted push to try to crush the
insurgents, who have killed thousands and kidnapped hundreds in
their battle to establish an Islamic state.
The Sambisa forest in northeast Nigeria, a vast former colonial game
reserve, is about 100 km (60 miles) from the village of Chibok from
where Boko Haram abducted more than 200 secondary school girls a
year ago. Intelligence officials had believed that this was where they
were being held, although U.S. reconnaissance drones have failed to
find them.
U.N. Special Representative for West Africa Mohamed Ibn Chambas
said this month that Boko Haram militants seeking shelter in the
Sambisa Forest may be using some of the captured girls as human
shields. [ID:nL5N0XB007]
A spokesman for the military was not immediately available for
comment.
An official in the Chadian army said Chadian and Cameroonian
troops were ready to attack Sambisa, which lies near the Cameroon
border, from the other side and would move in soon.
Chadian troops were assembling in Mora, northern Cameroon, ahead
of the joint operation, a Cameroonian army official said.
The militants controlled an area the size of Belgium at the start of the
year, but have since lost much of that ground.
Yet they remain a deadly threat to civilians, as illustrated on Friday
when they slit the throats of 12 people in northeast Nigeria as the
army was trying to evacuate the area around the former Boko Haram
headquarters of Gwoza. [ID:nL5N0XE3XA]
Failure to crush Boko Haram or protect civilians was one reason
President Goodluck Jonathan lost an election on March 28 to
Muhammadu Buhari, who has pledged to spare no effort in battling
the militants after he is sworn in on May 29.
Buhari also said he would do everything possible to rescue the Chibok
girls, but could not promise to find them.
(Additional reporting by Madjiasra Nako in N'Djamena and Sylvain
Andzongo in Yaounde; Writing by Tim Cocks; Editing by Robin
Pomeroy)
Source:reuter.com

No wonder a lot of babies remain bald-headed for the next 6months before a single hair strand grow out of their skull. Why? Continuous release of hot semen on their newly formed head! Lol

cecekim:
Thank You sir. Great piece. It wud help a lot

U're warmly welcome ma'am.

ProfGday:
THINGS U NEED TO KNOW WHILE PREPARING FOR INTERVIEW IN SEC SHL.
> Prepare wt d last WAEC,GCE,NECO or NABTEB,IJMB questn papers etc relatd to ur discipline.
> Make sure u av hard copies of ur creditials wt u while going.
>Prepare a Lesson note.Choose a very simple topic u can handle efficiently. because u wil be askd to prepare a lessn note after d writtn exam.or lesson plan.
> Classroom managemt matters. B bold cos they will bombard u wt questnz dat u did nt expect.
> Durin oral interview- u wud b askd to introduce urself(b brief,cut d epistle)wt qustns like:
-where ar u workn presently
-why u want to leav ur present job
-ur previous salary(b careful,cos ur interviewer is already thnkin of wht u worth)
-u w b askd to name ur price.(hw much can w offer u? As if dm gt d money.mtchew)
- Luk smart,I wud rather advice u to dress expensively.Cos u(salary) wud b judge bz ds too. Dnt expct to b wages meant 4 Principal while u dressed lik a gateman.
- Do u have any questn for us? "That's ur interviewer speakin wt his/her broken voice due to over-excessive classm teachings. I beg make sure u ask qustns ooo.e.g
-do u pay ur staff's salary during holiday? Cos som dnt pay oo
-Do u share d money realised during after-schl lessns amng ur teachers or not?
-Whn ar u resumin work in d a.m & schl closin time?
-Do u organiz on-d-job-training for ur academic staffs?(dz kain qustn is meant 4 big internatnal scus')
- Hope u guys ar nt goin to deduct tax frm my salary? Lol
-How many periods do I av in a week? By d time u gt d answer u'll somersault.
-Do u pay salary durin maternity leave?for women.
My hand dey pain me...... Goodluck

prof Gday

ROTAMAH:
Plz sumone frm faculty of Education,Sociology of of Edu to b precise shud tell me if there is entrance exam nd wot dey require as final CGPA for admission....God bless u as u gv answer to my question

Entrance exam? u mean d 2nd exam cnducted by ur dpt? Pls shed more light to dat. Concerning d CGPA,u stand d chance of bn admitd if u av 3.00 and above(M.A ED) and I've seen cases where candidates wt 2.97 ws gvn admtn based on their extra-ordinary performances during d exams.

To get a real info,u nd to visit ur dpt. Peace.

avicky:
Honestly. It is the greatness of the school that made me apply for Masters there and relocate to Ife. Me, wey come from state university, I beat so many candidates.
I wish I did my first degree there but I thank God, for my masters admission.

I have come to realize that, if you no go OAU, na lesson you go.

You're right ma'am.

The last post-graduate entrance exams testified to it dat u can be a local champion frm ur alma mater(first class studnt) but when it comes to scaling the hurdle of PG Exams in OAU,u wud realized u hav a long way to go.

A lot of first class stndst from other universities scored 14,while candidates dat graduated wt 2:2 in OAU scored 80 upward.