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Useless, long story based on an ignorant premise. The so called BBOG campaign is still on. They even managed a meeting with the Presidency recently, something unachieved in the past. A simple look/glance at @obyezeks timeline on twitter, or any of her fellow campaign fellows show how untrue your rant is. Are you showing more concern for the girls and what have you done? Did you know that it will be 500days since the girls were missing? i bet you didn't. Well, thanks to Oby,we're so informed/reminded. If you have nothing better or superior to offer, stop attacking and criticising people who are doing something. When Oby Ezeks formed transparency international with her colleagues, you were nobody and still remain nobody in this sense. Until you equal her achievements or surpass them, find something reasonable to do with life.

edited. TI(Transparency International)

WITH THIS USELESS POST OF YOURS AND THAT OF CANIBALS LIKE YOU, WHAT IS GOOD FOR YOU IS TO BURY YOUR HEAD IN SHAME.

THIS IS FOR GATE-CRASHER......................

The interview will start by 9am on Tuesday 25/08/2015.

@ Ebunoluwa International High School,Ofatedo ,Oshogbo. Is looking for a qualified Geography Teacher.
Qualifications- B.Sc Ed Geography/Geology/Urban & Regional Planning.
With @ least 2 yrs experience.

Hallmark University Is Recruiting Into Academic & Non Academic
Positions

Hallmark University, a Federal Republic of Nigeria Government
licensed University established by the Vivian Fowler Trust Foundation,
is the culmination of the ideas, experiences and vision of Chief Dr.
(Mrs.) Leila Fowler, the force behind the Foundation.
Hallmark University is situated on a 110-hectare parcel of land in
Ijebu-Itele along the Shagamu-Ore expressway in Ogun State, Nigeria.
Applications are hereby invited from suitably qualified candidates to
fill the following positions below:



1.) Horticulturist II


2.) Assistant Coach


3.) Security Officer II


4.) Senior Architect


5.) Higher Technical Officer


6.) System Analyst/HEO


7.) Web Technician


8.) Principal Engineer
9.) Network Programmer
10.) Laboratory Scientist
11.) Graduate Nursing Officer
12.) Graduate Medical Officers II
13.) Graduate Laboratory Assistant
14.) Graduate Technologist II
15.) Graduate Medical Officers I
16.) Graduate Library Officer
17.) Higher Library Officer
18.) Higher Executive Officer (Internal Audit)
19.) Senior Internal Auditor
20.) Graduate Office Assistant
21.) Graduate Executive Officer (Bursary)
22.) Graduate Clerical Officer
23.) Graduate Accountant II
24.) Graduate Accountant I
25.) Confidential Secretary II
26.) Confidential Secretary I
27.) Personal Secretary II
28.) Senior Accountant
29.) Graduate Executive Officer (Registry)
30.) Higher Executive Officers (Registry)
31.) Graduate Administrative Officers I
32.) Graduate Administrative Officer II
33.) Assistant Registrar
34.) Bursar
35.) Graduate Assistant Lecturers (Zoology)
36.) Graduate Assistant Lecturers (Physics)
37.) Graduate Assistant Lecturers (Industrial Chemistry)
38.) University Librarian
39.) Graduate Assistant Lecturers (Information & Communication)
40.) Graduate Assistant Lecturers (Computer Science)
41.) Librarian II
42.) Graduate Assistant Lecturers (Biochemistry)
43.) Graduate Assistant Lecturers (Marketing)
44.) Graduate Assistant Lecturers (Economics)
45.) Lecturer II (Zoology)
46.) Lecturer II (Physics)
47.) Graduate Assistant Lecturers (Business Administration)
48.) Graduate Assistant Lecturers (Banking & Finance)
49.) Lecturer II (Industrial Chemistry)
50.) Lecturer II (Information & Communication)
51.) Graduate Assistant Lecturers (Accounting)
52.) Lecturer II (Computer Science)
53.) Lecturer II (Biochemistry)
54.) Lecturer II (Marketing)
55.) Lecturer II (Economics)
56.) Lecturer II (Business Administration)
57.) Lecturer II (Banking & Finance)
58.) Lecturer II (Accounting)
59.) Lecturer I (Accounting)
60.) Lecturer I (Banking & Finance)
61.) Lecturer I (Business Administration)
62.) Lecturer I (Economics)
63.) Lecturer I (Marketing)
64.) Lecturer I (Biochemistry)
65.) Senior Lecturers (Accounting)
66.) Lecturer I (Computer Science)
67.) Senior Lecturers (Banking & Finance)
68.) Lecturer I (Information & Communication)
69.) Senior Lecturers (Business Administration)
70.) Lecturer I (Industrial Chemistry)
71.) Senior Lecturers (Economics)
72.) Senior Lecturers (Marketing)
73.) Lecturer I (Physics)
74.) Senior Lecturers (Biochemistry)
75.) Senior Lecturers (Computer Science)
76.) Lecturer I (Zoology)
77.) Senior Lecturers (Information & Communication)
78.) Senior Lecturers (Industrial Chemistry)
79.) Senior Lecturers (Physics)
80.) Senior Lecturers (Zoology)
81.) Readers (Zoology)
82.) Readers (Physics)
83.) Readers (Industrial Chemistry)
84.) Readers (Information & Communication)
85.) Professor (Zoology)
86.) Professor (Physics)
87.) Readers (Computer Science)
88.) Professor (Industrial Chemistry)
89.) Readers (Biochemistry)
90.) Professor (Information & Communication)
91.) Professor (Computer Science)
92.) Readers (Marketing)
93.) Professor (Biochemistry)
94.) Professor (Marketing)
95.) Professor (Economics)
96.) Readers (Economics)
97.) Professor (Business Administration)
98.) Professor (Banking & Finance)
99.) Readers (Business Administration)
100.) Professor (Accounting)
101.) Readers (Banking & Finance)
102.) Readers (Accounting)
103.) Clerk
Location: Ogun
Requirement
Candidates must possess relevant qualification in a similar field.
Remuneration
Hallmark University runs a unique remuneration package (HUTISS)
which is comparable to what obtains in other tertiary institutions.
Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates are required to submit 20 type-
written copies of their applications and Curriculum Vitae, giving
information in the following format:
Full names with surname in capitals
Date of birth, town and state of origin
Nationality
Current postal address including GSM telephone number and E-mail
address
Permanent home address
Marital status
Names and ages of children
Institutions attended with dates
Academic qualifications
List of publications in details
Working experience
Present employment, status, salary and employer
Extra-curricular activities
Names and addresses of 3 referees, who should forward their reports
under confidential cover directly to the “Registrar, Hallmark Univeristy,
Ijebu-Itele”.
Applications should be submitted under confidential cover in seated
envelopes marked: “Post of (Job Title)” to:
The Registrar,
Hallmark University,
Ijebu-Itele,
Ogun State.
Application Deadline Thursday, 3rd September, 2015.

ARMY
NAVY
AIR FORCE
1. (Highest Rank)


Field Marshal


Admiral of the Fleet


Marshal of the Nigerian Air
Force



2.
General


Admiral



Air Chief Marshal



3.
Lieutenant General



Vice-Admiral



Air Marshal



4.
Major General



Rear Admiral


Air Vice-Marshal



5.
Brigadier General



Commodore



Air Commodore



6.


Colonel



Captain



Group Captain




7.
Lieutenant Colonel



Commander



Wing Commander



8.
Major



Lieutenant Commander



Squadron Leader



9.
Captain



Lieutenant



Flight Lieutenant




10.
Lieutenant



Sub-Lieutenant



Flying Officer




11.
Second Lieutenant



Acting Sub-Lieutenant




Pilot Officer




12. (Lowest Rank))



No equivalent
Mid-Shipman
No equivalent
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.
Armed Forces Services’ Corresponding Rank Structure
(Officers) : NON- COMMISSIONED OFFICERS
S/No
ARMY
NAVY
AIR FORCE
1. (Highest Rank)
No equivalent
Warrant Chief Petty Officer
Air Warrant officer
2.
Warrant officer Class I
Chief Petty Officer
Master Warrant officer
3.
Warrant officer Class II
Petty Officer
Warrant officer
4.
Staff Sergeant
Leading Rating
Flight Sergeant
5.
Sergeant
As above
Sergeant
6.
Corporal
No Equivalent
Corporal
7.
Lance-corporal
Able Rating
Lance-corporal
8.
Private
Ordinary Rating
Aircraftman
9. (Lowest Rank))
Recruit
Trainee
Recruit
NOTE: means 1-star General (e.g. Brigadier is a one-Star General),
means 5-Star General (Field Marshal)

Sunnypar:
how is MSc? It been a while? Welcome on board.

The prog is going on smoothly my brother....

Sunnypar:
How far?

I'm cool bro.

Sunnypar:
How far?

I'm cool bro.

Muhammadu Buhari's United States Visit Will Cost Nigeria,
N2.2Billion.
President Muhammadu Buhari will be visiting Washington
D.C, the US capital for his meeting with President Barack
Obama next week, Monday with an announced 32-man
delegation and unannounced aides numbering average of 10
that would be accompanying governors, ex-governors, State
House officials and businessmen.
This will bring the total number of Nigerians on this visit with
President Buhari to about 229, being the biggest Presidential
delegation in Nigerian democratic history. This contingent will
cost Nigeria about N2.2billion from the virtually empty
Treasury.
The Presidency have earlier announced that those expected to
join the President on the visit include Governors Kashim
Shettima (Borno), Rochas Okorocha (Imo), Adams Oshiomhole
(Edo), Tanko Al-Makura (Nasarawa) and Abiola Ajimobi (Oyo)
Each with 15 aids.
The rather large delegation will also have former Rivers State
Governor Chibuike Amaechi; Buhari's running mate in the
2011 presidential election, Pastor Tunde Bakare; former
President of the Newspapers Proprietors' Association of
Nigeria (NPAN) and publisher of The Democrat, Ismaila Isa
Funtua; a former Chief of Army Staff, Lt-Gen. Abdulrahman
Dambazzau; and Halilu Sheni, a businessman.
Others in the delegation will include officials in the presidency
and some heads of government parastatals.
Apart from the number about about 10 government officials
have already left for United States in what they claimed is
preparing grounds for the Visit.
From: http://dailymail.com.ng/muhammadu-bu...a-
n2-2billion/

chosenone4:
NB:Culled from 101 'Job INterview Question And Answers.

If u like u can memorise the above questions and answers and u will still find yourself jobless.If u are not connected.

As the end of his 11-year spell at Stamford Bridge was confirmed on
Monday, the Czech Republic goalkeeper salutes all those involved
with the Blues for their time together
New Arsenal signing Petr Cech has written an emotional open letter to
Chelsea fans after his £11 million move to the Emirates Stadium was
confirmed.
The 33-year-old goalkeeper brought to an end an 11-year spell with
the Blues after falling behind Thibaut Courtois in the pecking order at
Stamford Bridge.
Highlighting his desire to stay in the Premier League and thanking
staff and supporters for their work together over the years, Cech
posted the message on social media as his transfer was announced.
Cech's letter in full:
"I thought this would never happen but it is time for me to say
goodbye to Chelsea. The club I have lived every single minute for
since joining in July 2004, the club in which I thought I'd hang my
gloves and boots one day and finish my career. But life doesn't
always turn out the way you think it will.
"Since 2004 it has been an incredible journey with so many highs and
not many lows. We have managed to win every single English trophy
as well as the Europa League and the biggest of all - Champions
League. Looking back at all the achievements, including our first-ever
league double in 2010, back-to-back titles in 2005 and 2006, and
multiple EPL and FA Cup wins, I couldn't be more proud! As a team
we made history together!
"Last summer, things changed and I understood I was no longer the
first-choice keeper but I felt it was not the right time for me to go.
During the season it became clear that my situation would not
improve and as I know I am not at the stage of my career when I want
to be on the bench, I made my decision to move on and look for new
challenges.
"The limited playing time gave me the chacne to refesh and rest
mentally as well as make me realise just how much I enjoy playing
football at the highest level, because I missed it badly every game day
I was not involved. I have the same commitment to football, the same
motivation and the same hunger for success as I had at the beginning
of my career and I love the challenges brought by the top-quality
players you face while playing the Premier League - simply the best
and the most challenging league in the world.
"That's why I spoke to Mr Abramovich about me staying in the
Premier League and I'd like to thank him from the bottom of my heart
for his support in this matter. It means so much to me because
without him Chelsea would not be where it is now. He deserves huge
credit for what he has done for the club and for all of us.
"I would like to personally thank everybody involved with Chelsea for
their support - all the players, staff, managers and all the coaching
staff I have had the pleasure of working with over the years. Without
them it would have been impossible for us to have achieved such
success.
"But most important of all - a huge thank-you goes to all the Chelsea
fans. I did everything for you and you gave me your love back. I'll
never forget it. It will stay with me forever. We will meet again but
this time I will be in the other goal - I hope you will remember our
history and understand it is time for me to begin a new adventure.
"I wish everybody at Chelsea all the best for the new season and for
the future. Thank you for an incredible 11 years."
Courtesy:www.goal.com/ng.com

Make I merketize my own first....................


Oya, if anybody say we no go make am, hear dis: Ayipa niti steering. Atepa niti brake, Afapa niti gear. Afepa niti tyre. Awapa niti motor. Na so ur enemy life go be.
Oya gba ori re mu...... Kio kepe Oluwa lohun rara...... Pariwo bi eniti team e score..... So wipe Babaooooooo!!! Oooooluwa ooooo!!! Tani eni naa t'o gba blackberry Q10 lowo mi, t'o wa gbe Nokia 3310 lemi l'owo...... Ina Olorun ooooo!!! Jo won pa, ki o si fi BB Porsch ropo. # copied # HAPPY 2ND SEASON OF 2015.

There is need for all d newly admitted PG students to create a new thread to tackle some fresh challenges confrontng us.
If u agree with me say Hi...

avicky:
Profgday is slugging it out in OAU. Ko sere ni Moscow.

Mama niyen! How was ur lectures? Battling betwn work and lectures.

artisticallyart:
endtime1 ( m)~ it been ages since we saw you last on this thread, fuwatayo , ProfGday~Oga!!!!! which way.

Observation mode activated.........................sitting on top of palmtree dey observe tinz....

Vanity upOn Vanity.NOW LETS IRON OUT THIS MATTER!!! • Rolex wrist watches for 500k?? Will it show me when The last hour will come?? • Bathing soap for 80k?? Will it wash away my sins and sorrows?? • Rayban/Versace Eyeglasses for 350k?? If I wear it, will I be able to see the Future?? • Italian shoes for 150k?? Sheybi I will be able to walk on water?? • Samsung plasma tv for 500k?? Will it show me the Judgement day on the last day live?? •Gold plated Iphone 6 for 3M naira, will I use it and Answer Heaven 's Call?? • Chanel Lego clutch Hand Bag for 1.3M naira, will I park my car inside it? • 2M naira for a table in comedy show, will GOD and his Companions be there in person? • 3M Naira per year at Babcock University, after Graduation, will they make me the president? Sometimes, I wonder why some people could afford to buy all these stuffs, knowing too well that there are hungry children in the streets roaming about naked. The smallest act of kindness you show, can change someone's life. Remember, money only bring happiness if you help people with it. Let someone say to u, because OF U I DIDNT GIVE UP..... Pass it on u could change the mindset of someone. Have a nice day, and wonderful weekend.

annexes:
Abiri Tunmise, Olayade Femi... what could have warranted this? I pray ya'll find mercy.

...

I have dealt with this topic before but the question
keeps coming up in nearly all the meetings I hold,
and so I want to revisit this issue again.
Is kissing a sin? That is a question on the lips of
many young people who are serving God, but
cannot seem to keep away from kissing each
other as an expression of their love.
True to it, and as a counselor, I know there are
many Christians who are doing this regularly. As a
young man myself in courtship, I never had jeru
trip with my fiancée then, but I kissed her a few
times and I really felt guilty about it. In fact, the
feeling I had was that the Holy Spirit was grieved
at it. So, I am not oblivious of what you are going
through exactly.
Now, having been married for some years, about
sixteen years, I can tell you, that the strong urge to
kiss as singles is just more of the devil trying to
trip you than an expression of love! Folks in
western countries might find this ridiculous as
well, since they are more liberal and they often
greet as well with no lust attached.
Some of us go ahead and quote the scripture to
justify this act. Well, in a very a straight forward
way, you will never find a scripture that forbids
kissing or that says, “thou shall not kiss.” In fact
what you find are scriptures that seems to be
encouraging kissing, and that in the New
Testament!
All the brethren greet you. Greet ye one another
with an holy kiss. (1 Corinthians 16:20 KJV)
Salute one another with an holy kiss. The churches
of Christ salute you. (Romans 16:16 KJV)
Doesn’t this mean that God wants us to kiss?
The instruction to kiss that we see in the above
verses and in some more places are verses that
we have to consider in their cultural contexts.
The Jews usually kiss one another with a kiss,
somewhat on the cheek and not a direct mouth-to-
mouth kiss or some French kiss!
This is why Judas kissed Jesus Christ. He was
just greeting him. It’s like a handshake.
And while he yet spake, behold a multitude, and he
that was called Judas, one of the twelve, went
before them, and drew near unto Jesus to kiss
him. (Luke 22:47 KJV)
Kisses with Jews as described above is a form of
greeting in their culture, hence Paul termed it as
Holy Kissing.
In Nigeria, we don’t kiss one another with a kiss.
Hence, the Jewish kiss is holy, but the Nigerian
kiss is not holy! In non–Jewish states, a kiss
outside wedlock between two people who are in
love, behind closed doors will not be holy because
it will lead to some unholy things!
The initial kiss might even be holy, but after a
while, the law of progression will step in and
before you know it, kissing will lead to some other
things.
If I come into a meeting with my wife and an usher
grabs my wife and plants a kiss on her, I will
remove my suit and fight! Why? We don’t greet
each other with some mouth-to-mouth kiss! If
your handshake dey too long sef, I fit suspect you,
not to talk of a kiss!
If you and your fiancée are kissing each other
behind the church and as your pastor, I bump into
you, who will apologise? It’s you! If as your Pastor,
I’m kissing my wife behind the church, and you
bump into us, who will still apologise? It is still
you! Because we are married!
You see after marriage, if you want to kiss
yourself 24 hours a day for the next one month;
God is okay with it! Why? Your body belongs to
each other! But after marriage, you will know that
it is not all about kissing! It is about school fees,
and house rent and pampers! You won’t feel like
kissing all the time! So why would you want to
jeopardise your relationship with God with what
you can do as long as you want eventually?
The idea of holding on is where maturity is, and it
is all about self-control. This is what separates
the boys from the men! Ability to delay
gratification!
Young ladies, when a guy comes and says, “let’s
kiss,” you don’t submit your lips like you are
submitting paper in examination hall. The power of
life and death lies in your mouth! If the guy is
hungry, why must it be your mouth that he would
eat? If he is really hungry, doesn’t he know where
they sell Kpomo (treated cowhide) in the market?
For married people, feel free to kiss yourselves! If
your spouse loves it, then go ahead and give it! It
won’t be a sin!
But for singles, always have this at the back of
your mind that when you are in love, what you did
with him or her, the last time you met will not
satisfy you the next time! It is a law, so you need
to consciously guard against that.
Finally, let me say, it is not wise to meet
somebody and the next thing is that you are
kissing! There are people you kiss, and your jaws
are locked. Ther are people you kiss, and as it
were, you cannot pray again. There are strange
mouths you kiss for five minutes, and it leads to
regrets for the next five years! There are poeple
you kiss, and your destiny is arrested. If you
doubt that, ask Jesus, for it was the kiss of Judas
that led to his arrest!
Good Morning!
CONFESSION FOR THE DAY
I have understanding of God's word and I have self
control
PRAYER FOR THE DAY
Lord, teach me self control by your Spirit
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A man without self- control is like a city broken
into and left without walls. (Proverbs 25:28 ESV)
ACTION PLAN FOR THE DAY
If you have been kissing outside wedlock, decide
to stop today

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WHAT'S THE RUCKUS ALL ABOUT ANOTHER PERSON FATHER'S LANGUAGE?

dubylhover:
no 14 joor oo

Crazy girlfriend bad pass contracting HIV.

MEGGATRON:
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u can say dat again Sire!

stupidity:
I think I should call and congratulate my ex's new boyfriend.

don't orubebelize my niggar juz jonathanilize bro.lol

Teempakguy:
Number seven.
Even girls with terrible character will be screaming inner beauty.

u wicked ooo

1. It's Only A Witch That Will Serve You Hot Coke When You Are Eating
Peppered Jollof Rice.....Pete Edochie.


2. You See The Size Of Fufu These Igbo Traders Swallow, And You Be
Wondering If They Are Manually Trying To De-worm Themselves By
Stoning It To Death.

3. Don't u think this walker guy from Lagos to Abuja deserves
minister of transport

4. Some Of You Have Been Single For Too Long. The Only Time You
Hear "BOO" Is When You Fart. Your Story Will Change This 2015 In
Jesus Name.

5. Love Your Neighbour.......But Don't Get Caught!


6. I Respect Pregnant Women A Lot. It's Not Easy To Walk Around With
Evidence You Had Sex.


7. Dear Girls, If You Are Ugly, You ARE Ugly!!! Don't Tell Us About Inner
Beauty Because We Don't Move About With Xrays!


8. The Elections Are Virtually Over, Winners And Losers Have Been
Announced. This Is The First Time Elections Will Be Held And Losers
Will Publicly Congratulate Their Major Opponent. GEJ Phoned GMB
To Congratulate Him, Yero Phoned El Rufai To Congratulate Him,
Suswam Called Ortom To Congratulate Him Even JayKay Called
Ambode To Congratulate Him.
Dear Ladies, If You Lose Your Man To Another Lady(Same For Guys),
Don't Fight Nor Cause Scene: Just Pick Up The Phone And
Congratulate Your Opponent Or Rival.
This Is The Era Of Change. God Bless You


9. He Paid 10million Naira For Your Bride Price, Built A House And
Bought A Car For Your Dad, Sent Your Mum Abroad For Medical
Check-up, Trained Your Siblings In School And You Say He's Your
Life Partner. My Dear He Is Your Lord And Personal and SAVIOUR.


10.
Females Will Argue With You For 30Mins Then Be Like...
"I Ain't Even Gonna Argue With You!"


11. That Awkward Moment When You Are Broke, Expecting A Bank Alert
And Your Girlfriend Texts That She Is Pregnant.



12. If u squeeze some girls' hair, u can successfully fry two batches of
akara with the oil that will come out of their hairdo.



13. It's Only In Nigeria You Will See A Man Moving From Street To Street,
Selling A Book That Says: HOW TO MAKE A MILLION IN A DAY"


14. Crazy Girlfriends Be Like "WHO THE HELL IS ALARM.....AND WHY IS
SHE CALLING YOU BY 5:30AM?"



15. When you are happy, free and everything is going your way....when it
feels like you have peace of mind...
The devil will just come and give you a girlfriend. fall off d chair..........chaiiii




16. Remember When Your Primary School Teacher Told You That You
Are Good For Nothing But Now You Are Admin Of 3 Whatsapp
Groups?
My Nigga You Made It!


Question time: Which of the above statements got you thinking?

EDUCATIONAL MANAGEMENT & ADMINISTRATION
whatzup guys?

avicky:
Please, where can I get access and acceptance cardto buy?

Zenith Bank,OAU Branch.

Jerrychanana:
Ok dude.. pls inbox ur fone contact 2my previous e-mail

dnt av it anymore......................

My baby face look.I was surprised when a lady laughed whn I told her I'm 30 yrs old. Anytime I got my beard shaved ppu always mistaking me for a boy. Dsame tin happened today in my church whn a lady was trying to gt my cell no.
I inherited ddat frm my mum. Despite been in her late 60s she still remain beautiful.

Mehn ! atimes havin a babyface look cause ppu to disrespect u.