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Op this guy is angrier than you

Forreellinc:
7. The movie left me with so many questions:
I know all movies have plot holes and stuff but Jesus! For a movie that tried to cover up some plot holes from the other marvel movies, it sure didn't cover up its ass. Here are my questions

a. Did thanos snap get rid of all the politicians and administrators and law enforcement? For God sake we are about 7billion in the world and shedding half of that turns the world into a Nuclear winter? I know they were trying to be dramatic but that was just lazy

b. Whose disappearance was making black widow so tearful and emotional through out the movie? I mean all the other avengers lost people dear to them and they weren't as bombed out as she was, were they just trying to build up to her death? That's just lazy

c. How is the quantum realm now a time machine just cause the time is slower in comparison to real life doesn't make it a time machine and if time is so slow in the quantum realm, why was hank pyms wife as old as he was when she got out in ant man 2?

d. Since when did time travel become a travel to other realities? Those are two different things of course a change in the past will affect the future not create another reality, I know they wanted to justify not killing baby thanos but that was just lazy

e. Why didn't they steal other quantum whatever juices from the army base so they could travel multiple times? That should have been their first mission, why did they have to risk their lives with just one one? Lazy stake building right there.

f. Why didn't tony warn his dad about hydra? At least create a reality where your dad and mother survived

g. Did you notice that black widow actually committed suicide? How did hawk eye still get the stone when he didn't sacrifice her? And does it have to be a soul sacrifice? can't it be a mental sacrifice like black widow letting go of her family the avengers and becoming an enemy or she could just sit on that planet to keep the red skull company while hawk eye left? And I know they are close but with hawk eyes family and all, I don't think black widow was whom he cherished the most

h. Thanos can time travel now? He didn't even know what that was five minutes ago how did he manage to teleport a whole planet to that timeline without the quantum juice? Oh nebula can finger computers you say? Doesn't that mean the future nebula can do it too? So why are they even using the quantum juice to time travel in the first place?

I. Thanos levelled down the avengers facility and they all survived? Not only that, they could even run and jump and fight after a building fell on them? Isn't that what everyone was yabbing suicide squad about?

J. Captain America couldn't lift mjonir in age of ultron when he was the leader of the avengers and over pure of heart but na when e turn full criminal that rebelled against the gov't, fought the avengers and protected an assassin, that's when he is finally worthy?

K. How does the gauntlet even work sef? One snap erases 50% of the world, another snap brings them back, another snap erases just the bad guys? HOW DOES IT F*CKING WORK?

l. And the biggest one, what was captain america doing on that bench? Shouldn't he be in another reality? and how does he still remember the avengers when he is about 100 years old?and he love maggy now? Wasn't he making out her niece in civil war? Ew! At least he got laid so *shrug*

m. Where did Valkerie see flying horse from? Why didn't she have it in ragnarok?

n.Captain america was tasked with returning the stones, I wonder if he f*cked aether back into natalie Portman(aka how did he return the aether) and how exactly did he return the soul stone with red skull there?
O. Did tony stark really need to kill himself? You literally have a celestial being who has held an infinity stone without dying aka star lord, give him the gauntlet,also you have captain marvel so why Did he use it or was it because doctor strange told him to use it? Smh
P. Um did anyone notice they didn't do a funeral for black widow, I guess she died for a couple of ingrates
Q. Why is star lord looking for gamora? Didn't she die when tony stark snapped his fingers?
R. Okay now that doctor strange can actually reverse time, why didn't he bring tony back or even reverse things to pre infinity war I mean he did something similar in his movie right?



8. My cringe meter was up to the roof in this movie: I know a lot of super hero movies have plenty cringe worthy scenes but em
a. Black panthers savage shout was irritating
b. Thanos picking up the gauntlet and going I'm inevitable and iron man goin I'm iron man felt like something I did with my action figures when I was a kid who wrote those lines?
c. The girls all going girl power at the end when they were protecting the van? Ugh i almost sank in my seat when I saw that part, please Hollywood I have nothing against feminism but can you NOT let it ruin movies? I'm so scared about how feminism will f*ck up the new James bond movie


And there you have it , these are the few I can remember I'm not saying you shouldn't see the movie but my advice? download it when its out on bluray this isn't worth your 3k not even on 3D

Ah ah iron man died? That's sad I hate the movie already and i haven't even seen it black widow even died too I don't know why they kill off characters when their contracts expire

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toke toke that girl will go down in history as one bad chick

csamiii:
Inside out?

Another person said Big Hero 6!

You two must hate cartoon in general.

Inside out was depressing esp wen her imaginary frnd sacrificed himself to save joy

monster in paris
Inside out
Bambi
All dogs go to heaven

i am currently watching spectre and its as dry as Bleep

severee:
narrator
[s]keanu heads over to the club in stealth kills alfie allen in stealth and works away with his awesome stealthiness[/s] keanu begins murdering people who had nothing to do with his dog's death then he hesitates when he gets to alfie allen, Who then escapes and has keanu reeves chase him into the dancefloor of the club , keanu then opens fire killing more innocent people before keanu gets his a*ss kicked by Daniel
Bernhardt so keanu returns to his hotel to go cry
keanu reeves
Wow this is how i operate? It's a miracle that i'm not dead yet.Hey lance reddick send me my usual doctor to my room i just got f*cked up

To be continued........

i also found that part silly see john wick see the bad guy shoot him he was hesitating well it's a movie sha

So what's next? How about spectre or rogue nation? Those movies were a total waste of time especially spectre

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severee:
narrator
and the audience watch in horror as a former child prostitute and an alcohol+drug addict consumate in pg format just to show how poorly sam mendes understands romance
To be continued......

Haha why the constant hate on sam mendes now?
You should hail for the doing the impossible which is making a bond movie boring, the man is a legend

RaeMystix:
You cease the get the joke.

what joke?
Or did you edit your post?

RaeMystix:
Ciroc on the rocks.

With a hint of oak

Drink responsibly +18

oh! So that stoopid show still exists abeg make them hurry up kill everybody so the thing go finish and we go hear word

1. Equalizer
2. Guardians of the galaxy
3. Gone girl
4. Transcendence
5. The dark knight rises
6. Olympus has fallen

LESSON LEARNT:
1.Don't waste your money just watch the pirated version
2. Never watch a new generation hollywood movie with high hopes because they will always disappoint you

prof800:
hahaha... 33110 must hear this.

well mr white and quantum shall be making a return in spectre so I've forgiven skyfall for being so lame






make them no try that rubbish again for this new movie sha

Hmmm mr.op how long will it take you to finish this one now cause the x men took forever

Why do I have a feeling this was done deliberately nobody's english language can be that bad think about it would she have graduated university if she writes like this

He can carry rice but he could not carry cement when they were building his guest house

Wow that's 9ice but why did it take you so long to finish?
Can you do expendables 3?

brothers: Fight? Who dey fight you? Person dey catch trips for here and you dey talk fight
u dey whine me abi? Oya make i join you make we "outnumber" 33117:
lady stop taking advantage of 9 year old children you agbaya

i don't think he is a 9 year old , try 5 cos 9 year olds are way smarter

Guykhena: 33117:
guys guys lets leave this one alone i think he is starting to cry and look we have "pushed" him into desperation territory
Guykhena:

Trying to turn things around?
Too bad you failed like your mum birth control pills..

eiyah Are you tired already? i guess i shall be adding "coward and push-over" to your list of titles
@brothers you are right this is fun

Guykhena: I wasn't planning on derailing this thread(tried to avoid it,but I just keep getting pushed) well...

guys guys lets leave this one alone i think he is starting to cry and look we have "pushed" him into desperation territory

brothers: hehehe yep the guy do reference come spoil am guilty conscience at its finest

More like childishness at its finest

Guykhena: Coming from someone who quoted me to blab something irrelevant? Wow that's funny

oh you thought that was you? well i never made mention of your name but if the boot fits i have no reason to argue

brothers: so u made a fool of yourself to get back at someone?























Who does that?

it's called inferiority complex its a common trait among "i must be noticed" kind of characters
*Smh* at childishness

Guykhena: Lmao,
Pls let's not derail,,
Trust me you don't wanna go down that road with me

What is this one saying?

Guykhena: Erm,last time I checked his memory was transfered to his past body,in real sense his future Memories are in his past body(and not a combination of his past and future memories,just only his future memories),so I don't get the joke here


Erm I thought they're basically in a different cinematic universe,I mean Fox got Evans Quicksilver,and MCU got Aaron Quicksilver(basically they're both different) once again,I don't get the joke here

Lmao this is supposed to be their excuses maybe the op should switch them with his punch lines for maximum laughter

why do you take forever to finish your stories na just post everything at once. God my ribs