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Politics / Re: Rochas Okorocha Speaks On The Cost Of The Statues He Built In Imo (Video) by Profizzy(f): 6:55am On Dec 01, 2017
shocked shocked shocked 'What Imo state need is education' if they are educated they won't be saying negative things about the statues we erected'... Just imagine... If I were not a Christian, I for tell Amadioha to arrange a special thunder to scatter this man's mouth.
Politics / Re: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Participates In Vaccination In Laos, Cuddles Kids (Photos) by Profizzy(f): 6:49am On Dec 01, 2017
Stalwert:
Economic Hitman being rewarded for a job well done in destroying our economy.
Say what? undecided
Family / Re: Barren Woman Displaced By 14-year Old House Maid From Her Home by Profizzy(f): 6:32am On Dec 01, 2017
NwaAmaikpe:
shocked


More women use the time they would have used in making babies to watch Telemundo and Jenifas diary.
When their husbands do the needful, they'd begin to cry foul.


But some women don't have conscience sha.

You refused to give him a child and another lady gave it to him. Yet you still want to stay in the same house with them.

I ga-a bu ogbenye bu kwa amosu?
I can tell the kind of person you are from this comment, Lol.
Music/Radio / David Guetta Feat. Justin Bieber - 2U (lyrics) by Profizzy(f): 9:40am On Jul 27, 2017
[Verse 1]

No limit in the sky
That I won't fly for ya
No amount of tears in my eyes
That I won't cry for ya, oh no
With every breath that I take
I want you to share that air with me
There's no promise that I won't keep
I'll climb a mountain, there's none too steep


[Chorus]

When it comes to you
There's no crime
Let's take both of our souls
And intertwine
When it comes to you
Don't be blind
Watch me speak from my heart
When it comes to you
Comes to you


[Post-Chorus]

Want you to share that
(When it comes to you)


[Verse 2]

Cupid ain't a lie
Arrow got your name on it, oh yeah
Don't miss out on a love
And regret yourself on it, oh
Open up your mind, clear your head
Ain't gotta wake up to an empty bed
Share my life, it's yours to keep
Now that I give to you all of me, oh


[Chorus]

When it comes to you
There's no crime
Let's take both of our souls
And intertwine
When it comes to you
Don't be blind
Watch me speak from my heart
When it comes to you
Comes to you


[Post-Chorus]

Want you to share that
(Share) When it comes to you
Want you to share that


[Chorus]

When it comes to you
There's no crime
Let's take both of our souls
And intertwine
When it comes to you
Don't be blind
Watch me speak from my heart
When it comes to you
Comes to you

Politics / Re: PDP Reps Give Buhari Quit Notice by Profizzy(f): 7:08pm On Jul 13, 2017
YorubaNigga:

'cause the president is dead doesn't mean the party is dead
I no see this one oo... My hand no dey oo
Crime / Re: Man Sells His Wife And Daughter To Ritualists For N270K In Lagos. Photos by Profizzy(f): 7:05pm On Jul 13, 2017
This story funny die abeeeg... Na so hunger don wire the man reach? E no even get flesh again. Almost a skeleton. Na APC cause this one, lwkm
Music/Radio / Tonight - Nonso Amadi (lyrics) by Profizzy(f): 10:32am On Jul 12, 2017
Nonso on the beat

Verse 1:

My girl, she got a gun in hand
And she keeps warning her man
Baby girl I know what I did
You ain't gotta run ya mouth
So run ya mouth
Baby I say run ya mouth
Let me know how you really feel
So run ya mouth

Bridge:

You know I got a special spot
To help you remember me
And everytime you leave this spot
You know I get to see (hey)
She's bright like electric bulb
So everybody gets to see (Yeah)
And everytime you leave this spot
You know I get to see (yeah)

Pre-Hook:

But tonight you can call ma phone
Tonight you can call me all night long
Tonight I represent the guy with the money, who live fast But still baby don't die young
Say tonight you can call ma phone
Tonight you can call me all night long
Tonight I represent the guy with the money, who live fast But still baby don't die young

Hook:

So tonight just go all the way with me
All the way with me
Tonight just go all the way with me
All the with me
Tonight just go all the way with me
All the way with me
Tonight just go all the way with me
All the way with me

Verse 2:

See a different loving I mean not boast
Me I keep dodging them in my post
I don't even mind your number two
Tell me what you want, I want it too
But if you wanna go, I understand why
I can never be the number one guy
I don't even mind a number two
Tell me what you want, I want it too

Bridge:

You know you got a special spot
To help you remember me (Yeah-Yeah)
And everytime you leave this spot
You know I get to see (oh-o-o)
And she's bright like a electric bulb
So everybody gets to see (Yeah)
And everytime you leave this spot
You know I get to see (Yeah)

Pre-Hook:

But tonight you can call ma phone
Tonight you can call me all night long
Tonight I represent the guy with the money, who live fast But still baby don't die young
Say tonight you can call ma phone
Tonight you can call me all night long
Tonight I represent the guy with the money, who live fast But still baby don't die young

Hook:

So tonight just go all the way with me
All the way with me
Tonight just go all the way with me
All the with me
Tonight just go all the way with me
All the way with me
Tonight just go all the way with me
All the way with me, Ooh

Pre-Hook:

But tonight you can call ma phone
Tonight you can call me all night long
Tonight I represent the guy with the money, who live fast But still baby don't die young
Say tonight you can call ma phone
Tonight you can call me all night long
Tonight I represent the guy with the money, who live fast But still baby don't die young

Hook:

So tonight just go all the way with me
All the way with me
Tonight just go all the way with me
All the with me
Tonight just go all the way with me
All the way with me
Tonight just go all the way with me
All the way with me, Ooh

A different loving I mean not mean not
Me I keep on dodging them in my in my
I don't even mind number one two one two
Tell me what you want I want to want to

Nairaland / General / . by Profizzy(f): 10:24am On Jul 12, 2017
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Crime / Re: Kidnapper Evans Disappears As 30 Armed Men Take Him Away From Lagos At Midnight by Profizzy(f): 1:44pm On Jul 08, 2017
dkronicle:
if its true then Nig should divide like pizza
Pizza ke? Omo you harsh oo Lwkm
Politics / Re: Reno Omokri Mocks Bashir Ahmad For Celebrating "Buharism" As A Political Term by Profizzy(f): 1:30pm On Jul 08, 2017
Gurumaharaji:
I can't believe Iam cohabiting wit this Bruhahas in the same terrain....Is this an achievement to celebrate... Lugard why??
You can't kill me with laugh!
Politics / Re: 10 Most Beautiful State Capital In Nigeria by Profizzy(f): 1:13pm On Jul 08, 2017
naturalman:
These are the list of the ten most beautiful capital in Nigeria.

(1) CALABAR

(2) IKEJA

(3) ENUGU

(4) OWERRI

(5) UYO

(6) ABAKALIKI

(7) KANO

(cool JOS

(9) AWKA

(10) BENIN

Closely followed behind is

(11) PORTHARCOUT

(12) AKURE

(13) KADUNA

(14) GOMBE

(15) IBADAN

(16) YENAGOA

(17) UMUAHIA

(18) ASABA

(19) OSHOGBO

(20) BAUCHI

This list is authentic and devoid of tribalism.

BuT counter suggestion is accepted
Please have you visited Calabar and Owerri recently? My eyes have not seen but my ears have heard that they're no longer Paradise
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Suggest 2child Policy For Biafrans Due To Overbloated Pop by Profizzy(f): 1:03pm On Jul 08, 2017
Rotentina:
Na so it take dey start!
lol... Wetin wan start abeeeg?

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Politics / Re: Wheelbarrow: David Mark Mocks Ortom; Ortom Says He's Jealous Of His Achievement by Profizzy(f): 10:45am On May 25, 2017
You read my thought! grin grin grin
BlackDBagba:
See their faces.. what a shame
Politics / Re: FG Okays 29-member Panel On N56,000 Minimum Wage Demand by Profizzy(f): 10:38am On May 25, 2017
When it comes to talking, Nigerian politicians move at the speed of light, but bring it down to implementation, you'll be amazed at the snail movement. Besides, with the current situation of things, the proposed wage will solve just an inch of the problem, unless they intend to get serious with the price control policy (which is still on hibernation the last time I checked)
Politics / Re: Ugwumba Uche Nwosu Gifts His Ex-Schoolmate New Lexus (Photos) by Profizzy(f): 10:30am On May 25, 2017
BroZuma:
grin grin grin grin
Hope they paid salaries in Imo state?
Good question
Politics / Re: "Ebonyi Roads Are Best In South-East", Paul Arkwright British High Commissioner by Profizzy(f): 10:17am On May 25, 2017
grin grin grin Una no go kii person for here
colli247:
who be elechi village man
Politics / Re: "Ebonyi Roads Are Best In South-East", Paul Arkwright British High Commissioner by Profizzy(f): 10:08am On May 25, 2017
Savagery, I no dey oo grin
DieBuhari:
When he hasn't bought the IDP camp called Osun?
Romance / Re: Why Do I Keep Meeting These Kind Of Ladies? by Profizzy(f): 10:03am On May 25, 2017
26andsearching:


I don't want to believe your statistics

It's scary

My brother, your story looks very exaggerated... Are you looking for a lady that will be a man to you? Because from my viewpoint, with you envying your friend and all, you seem to want to be the 'obtainer' in a relationship. That may be your problem. Secondly, stressing that you're not stingy without being asked... Hmm, Isoryt. Best of luck
Politics / Re: Emeka Ephraim Ugwuonye Barred From Legal Practice In Nigeria by Profizzy(f): 9:47am On May 25, 2017
Mouthgag:
Fantastic!
Nnamdi Kanu is a bastard terrorist.

He should be charged for treason

Fûck Biafra

This Roach's picture you put here just spoilt everything... This is a mega con man, please remove
Food / Re: NAFDAC Bursts Counterfeit Moet, Chandon Wine, St. Remy Brandy, Others by Profizzy(f): 7:43pm On Apr 21, 2017
Next thing you'll hear is Nnaa my container was ceased on high sea... NAFDAC don become high sea

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Romance / Re: Man Grabs And Stares At Fiancee's Backside In Lovely Pre-wedding Photos by Profizzy(f): 7:34pm On Apr 21, 2017
Is that the reason for the wedding/marriage? My brother your second name is sorry grin
Celebrities / Re: Little Girl Sings Davido Song "IF" In A Mind Blowing Way by Profizzy(f): 7:20pm On Apr 21, 2017
And the parents of this little girl thought they were doing her good by filming her sing this kind of song? I'm not wishing her ill luck but I can almost predict the kind of young woman she'll grow into if they don't do a crash course on Parenting 101... You don't film your child reciting rhymes or kiddies sing-along or multiplication tables but you'll willingly film her singing a song that's indirectly panel beating materialism and sexuality into her young brain just for likes and comments? I'm sorry to say that her parents didn't prepare for parenthood if they're the ones that filmed this.
Politics / Re: Harvard University Denies Dino Melaye Ever Studied There, Only Attended Seminar by Profizzy(f): 8:54am On Mar 22, 2017
I don't even understand this jungle called Nigeria... They'll just allow you to be showing yourself and be flexing your muscles, then one day, vaam, Amadioha will strike... Are they now saying that this once-hyped senator is an illiterate or a drop-out? Was this one-time rep member not screened by INEC? If they can't verify cert from a school in Zaria,then I don't know why we're here... In fact, let them just dissolve Naija make everybody dey go Mars or Jupiter... This animal farm stories don too much
Business / Re: Dangote, Adenuga’s Net Worth Drops By $7.4bn by Profizzy(f): 8:36am On Mar 22, 2017
Everybody's net worth is dropping, this shouldn't be news... The news should be is BP rising? Please check your BP regularly oo, so that we don't wake up to see viral news of sudden death... The way things are going now, one may wake up one day to see news headlines that the cause of somebody's death was COMMON debit alert. We must survive this recession my people
Celebrities / Re: EFCC Warns Kemi Adetiba With Her Work "The Wedding Party" by Profizzy(f): 8:09am On Mar 22, 2017
Lwkm... This wedding party sef everybody is talking about must be something... I've had it since last week but no time to watch... Even EFCC don watch am, me sef I must watch am this weekend
Politics / Re: "Call Me A Hypocritical Idiot If Buhari Returns Today" - Facebook User by Profizzy(f): 2:38pm On Mar 10, 2017
Bridle your tongue and not your thoughts... See what your loose tongue has cost you... Smh
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Remains Acting President As I Continue My Rest - President Buhari by Profizzy(f): 12:04pm On Mar 10, 2017
His return is to silence the rumours, not to continue with governance... He's not yet fit to lead

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Politics / Re: Protesters In Abuja Accuse Buhari Of Nepotism, Illegal Recruitment by Profizzy(f): 12:14pm On Jul 28, 2016
I keep laughing at all the complaints from Nigerians. It's not that I don't love my country, it's just that we know we have already made the mistake of jumping at the promised change without asking thorough questions... We know our complaints won't change anything until 4 years is exhausted so why waste our energy? Are you going to keep complaining for the next 365[+] × 3 years? When God wants to punish a nation, he gives them a bad leader, if they had a bad one before, he gives them worse than they had

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Career / Re: Nigeria’s First Women In Various Professions by Profizzy(f): 6:44pm On Jul 07, 2016
commendable and encouraging
Career / Re: 8 Nigerian Jobs That May Cause Marital Delay To Guys by Profizzy(f): 6:43pm On Jul 07, 2016
tosyne2much:
This is a wonderful write-up oga Wristbangle.. Let me add mine

9. Suya Selling Jobs

This kind of job has no good prospect for a bachelor and that's what has been limiting me from getting married. However, this kind of job often leads one to regrettably debt. Sometimes, a customer may come with 2016 Range Rover but will pretend to buy suya, only to collect tasting and he will look for a way to zoom off. Many a times, some of them dish out insults saying it is too small, they will start giving testimony of how they bought suya of N50 from a man which was enough to drink two bowls of garri grin

10. Conductor Jobs

This is also a very risky job that may claim one's life when you're not ready to lose it. This brings back memory when I was working as a conductor in 2006, a lady pushed me down on Oshodi Expressway because of the stench of my boxers which prevented her from breathing well. I nearly lost my life that day if not that God still wants me to help expand His ministry. l I don't think one can marry a classy lady like Mimzy with this kind of job cool

I prophesy to the life of someone, God will provide you a job that will always give you peace and happiness that will make you be a blessing to your generation . To claim it, you know what to click

lol
Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by Profizzy(f): 12:19pm On Jul 26, 2014
Please Jide, must I always subscribe
to enjoy your data services? why
would #1200 plus be drained from
me on INCOMPLETE download of 1MB
file?
Phones / Re: MTN Customer Care Thread by Profizzy(f): 2:13pm On Dec 26, 2013
Hi Jide, thañks to you and your crew, ma issues have been resolved... have a wonderful Yuletide celebration.... merry Christmas!

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