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Wonders shall never end. |
Frankenstein:I agree. |
DereI:Ok. Thanks. |
HelenBee:I wonder. |
DereI:Please how many questions were asked? Can I write the test with a smartphone? |
It says launched by SpaceX not Ghana. Ghana built the satellite. |
Frankenstein:Most girls. Not all girls. |
JayKayMaybachz:When you say girls, does that include your sisters and daughters? #NoOffence |
JayKayMaybachz:I disagree. They have to kill it off with female friends first before trying their hands on girlfriends. |
From the comments here, it is very obvious that chivalry is now a forgotten trait in men. You guys prefer bawdy, lewd and flirtatious remarks to good old refined compliments. |
Frankenstein:None! |
Shy guys are boring, you forgot. By the way, any guy that is past 21 and is still shy needs serious help. |
falconey:Only chauvinists believe guys shouldn't share the chores. |
falconey:Male chauvinist. |
Frankenstein:The genesis of an unhappy life; @the bolded. |
Gosh. Have you sought for professional medical advice? What were you told? If you're religious, you might want to visit a strong man of God. I can't even imagine how you and your wife feel. |
Frankenstein:A big lie. |
born2fuckpussy:Male chauvinist! Wake up from your slumber, it's 2015 and your statement is so 1960. |
ifex370:The north doesn't vote women into political offices? |
All your facts are wrong. Seriously, men smell better than women? |
sadguy: |
shadowgwalker: roymary: Dannylux:Do you know what you three have in common? Everything you posted had to do with sex. 29. We don't narrow our thoughts to sex when the opposite gender is involved. |
Frankenstein:You're wrong about the first and third lines. |
1. We got off the Titanic first. 2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers. 3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours. 4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers. 5. We can cry and get off speeding fines. 6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game. 7. Taxis stop for us. 8. Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance. 9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing. Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point). 10. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay. 11. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay. 12. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life. 13. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower. 14. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves. 15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know. 16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt. 17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it. 18. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there. 19. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute. 20. We have the ability to dress ourselves. 21. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked. 22. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot. 23. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth. 24. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems. 25. We'll never regret piercing our ears. 26. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes. 27. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark. 28. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions. Add yours... |
No picture to verify what the OP posted, yet people have started calling the pastor names. Why do some Nigerians behave foolishly? ![]() |
Yuck!!! This must have been photoshopped. |
Caseless:Why do you always absolve yourselves of any blame. They quoted a particular verse in the Quran where Muslims were told they can rape their captured slaves. How come muslims believe that every jihadist group is a covert operation of western nations? What will these western nations gain from tarnishing the image of Islam when they accept Muslims in droves into their country and treat them nicely. FYI, Great Britain has some Muslim dominated zones that practice partial Sharia. Your claim therefore is invalid. |
I would like Nairaland Muslims to dispute these claims made by the Islamic state.... In August, ISIS detained more than 5,000 Yazidi women in northern Iraq after slaughtering thousands of members of the religious sect, according to the United Nations. Younger girls were separated from older women, then bussed to the city of Mosul and put in a large three- story house with hundreds of other young women, according to a witness who spoke to CNN in November. ISIS men came periodically and chose up to three and four girls at a time to take home with them. “These women have been treated like cattle,” Nazand Begikhani, an adviser to the Kurdistan Regional Government, told CNN. “They have been subjected to physical and sexual violence, including systematic rape and sex slavery. They’ve been exposed in markets in Mosul and in Raqqa, Syria, carrying price tags.” The questions in the ISIS pamphlet: Question 1: What is al-sabi? Al-Sabi is a woman from among ahl al-harb (the people of war) who has been captured by Muslims. Question 2: What makes al-sabi permissible? What makes al-sabi permissible (i.e., what makes it permissible to take such a woman captive) is (her) unbelief. Unbelieving (women) who were captured and brought into the abode of Islam are permissible to us, after the imam distributes them (among us). Question 3: Can all unbelieving women be taken captive? There is no dispute among the scholars that it is permissible to capture unbelieving women (who are characterized by) original unbelief (kufrasli), such as thekitabiyat (women from among the People of the Book, i.e. Jews and Christians) and polytheists. However, (the scholars) are disputed over (the issue of) capturing apostate women. The consensus leans toward forbidding it, though some people of knowledge think it permissible. We (ISIS) lean toward accepting the consensus. Question 4: Is it permissible to have intercourse with a female captive? It is permissible to have sexual intercourse with the female captive. Allah the almighty said: (Successful are the believers) who guard their chastity, except from their wives or (the captives and slaves) that their right hands possess, for then they are free from blame (Quran 23:5-6). Question 5: Is it permissible to have intercourse with a female captive immediately after taking possession (of her)? If she is a virgin, he (her master) can have intercourse with her immediately after taking possession of her. However, is she isn’t, her uterus must be purified (first). Question 6: Is it permissible to sell a female captive? It is permissible to buy, sell, or give as a gift female captives and slaves, for they are merely property, which can be disposed of (as long as that doesn’t cause (the Muslim ummah) any harm or damage). Question 7: Is it permissible to separate a mother from her children through (the act of) buying and selling? It is not permissible to separate a mother from her prepubescent children through buying, selling or giving away (a captive or slave). (But) it is permissible to separate them if the children are grown and mature. Question 8: If two or more (men) buy a female captive together, does she then become (sexually) permissible to each of them? It is forbidden to have intercourse with a female captive if (the master) does not own her exclusively. One who owns (a captive) in partnership (with others) may not have sexual intercourse with her until the other (owners) sell or give him (their share). Question 9: If the female captive was impregnated by her owner, can he then sell her? He can’t sell her if she becomes the mother of a child. Question 10: If a man dies, what is the law regarding the female captive he owned? Female captives are distributed as part of his estate, just as all (other parts) of his estate (are distributed). However, they may only provide services, not intercourse, if a father or (one of the) sons has already had intercourse with them, or if several (people) inherit them in partnership. . . Question 13: Is it permissible to have intercourse with a female slave who has not reached puberty? It is permissible to have intercourse with the female slave who hasn’t reached puberty if she is fit for intercourse; however if she is not fit for intercourse, then it is enough to enjoy her without intercourse. . . . . . Question 19: Is it permissible to beat a female slave? It is permissible to beat the female slave as a (form of) darb tadeeb (disciplinary beating), (but) it is forbidden to (use) darb al-takseer (literally, breaking beating), (darb) al-tashaffi (beating for the purpose of achieving gratification), or (darb) al-tadheeb (torture beating). Further, it is forbidden to hit the face. *Modified My thread has been moved to Islam for Muslims section and I can no longer comment. Anyways, most Muslims always tell us that Islamic terrorism are creations of western nations but we hear everyday about young fellows from across the globe traveling to Syria and Iraq to join these terrorists. If they have any intention to end global Islamic terrorism, they should rather counter the ideologies of the terrorists with hard facts from the Quran rather than distancing them from Islam and tagging them as CIA and Mossad operatives. |
elombah.com again? The site is anti-Obiano. How true is this news? |
We need proof. |
