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FamilyRe: Mother Baths & Bottle Feeds Her Grown Up Daughter On Her Birthday (Photos) by ProFuhrer: 3:28pm On Aug 10, 2017
Wonders shall never end.
Science/TechnologyRe: Africa Joins The Space Race As Ghana Launches Satellite by ProFuhrer: 2:40pm On Aug 10, 2017
Frankenstein:
Yes. Nigeria is yet to build any. This calls for investment in science and technology. We have many capable minds but lack funds.
I agree.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProFuhrer: 2:38pm On Aug 10, 2017
DereI:
50 questions.
I am not sure, I wrote on my laptop
Ok. Thanks.
Foreign AffairsRe: Sasha Obama Kissing A Guy At A Concert (Photos) by ProFuhrer: 2:00pm On Aug 07, 2017
HelenBee:
How is this news?
I wonder.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Post Abuja Jobs Here by ProFuhrer: 1:58pm On Aug 07, 2017
DereI:
It was a bit rough with all the shape matches, brain teasers and quantitative reasoning....but all the same, it went well.

Now hoping for the best
Please how many questions were asked? Can I write the test with a smartphone?
Science/TechnologyRe: Africa Joins The Space Race As Ghana Launches Satellite by ProFuhrer: 1:55pm On Aug 07, 2017
It says launched by SpaceX not Ghana. Ghana built the satellite.
RomanceRe: 15 Dating Errors In Pictures by ProFuhrer: 2:12pm On Mar 12, 2015
Frankenstein:
Come on. That can't be true. No 7 applies to most girls.
Most girls. Not all girls.
RomanceRe: 15 Wonderful Compliments To Give People You Meet For The First Time by ProFuhrer: 2:11pm On Mar 12, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
Girls have made themselves so cheap that mehn see them like sex tools

#NoOffense
When you say girls, does that include your sisters and daughters? #NoOffence
RomanceRe: 8 Great Reasons Why You Should Date A Shy Guy by ProFuhrer: 2:09pm On Mar 12, 2015
JayKayMaybachz:
It's nature

Yhu can't kill it off that easily


They need partners who will groom them to become bold
I disagree. They have to kill it off with female friends first before trying their hands on girlfriends.
RomanceRe: 15 Wonderful Compliments To Give People You Meet For The First Time by ProFuhrer: 11:30am On Mar 12, 2015
From the comments here, it is very obvious that chivalry is now a forgotten trait in men. You guys prefer bawdy, lewd and flirtatious remarks to good old refined compliments.
RomanceRe: 15 Dating Errors In Pictures by ProFuhrer: 11:24am On Mar 12, 2015
Frankenstein:
So boys and girls, men and women.... which ones are you guilty of?


http://diply.com/go-real/dating-fails/103036/1
None!
RomanceRe: 8 Great Reasons Why You Should Date A Shy Guy by ProFuhrer: 11:21am On Mar 12, 2015
Shy guys are boring, you forgot. By the way, any guy that is past 21 and is still shy needs serious help.
RomanceRe: Seven [7] Ways To Deal With A Nagging Girlfriend by ProFuhrer: 11:19am On Mar 12, 2015
falconey:
WTF
Only chauvinists believe guys shouldn't share the chores.
RomanceRe: Seven [7] Ways To Deal With A Nagging Girlfriend by ProFuhrer: 11:07am On Mar 10, 2015
falconey:
No3 share the chores is crap!......guys don't have time for that.
Male chauvinist.
Nairaland GeneralRe: Simple Ways To Be Happy In Life by ProFuhrer: 11:02am On Mar 10, 2015
Frankenstein:
#5 Don’t worry about what others think

It can be very tough to let go of the tendency to worry endlessly about what others think of us. It’s something many of us get trapped in very early on, and it’s another ingredient in the recipe for unhappiness. Be yourself and make up your mind that others can accept you for who you really are or can go spend time with someone else. Changing yourself for the approval of others is not the way to find real happiness.
The genesis of an unhappy life; @the bolded.
HealthRe: Help! 5 Miscarriages In 2.5years Of Marriage. by ProFuhrer: 10:58am On Mar 10, 2015
Gosh. Have you sought for professional medical advice? What were you told?
If you're religious, you might want to visit a strong man of God. I can't even imagine how you and your wife feel.
Nairaland GeneralRe: These Facts Will Make Some Women Cranky by ProFuhrer: 3:24pm On Jan 29, 2015
Frankenstein:
Yes Yes Yes. Without deodorants and all, men smell better.
A big lie.
PoliticsRe: Prof. Sonaiya, The Only Female Presidential Aspirant In The 2015 Election [PICS] by ProFuhrer: 7:46pm On Jan 09, 2015
born2fuckpussy:
woman can never be president in Nigeria, I will rather relocate to Ghana, ordinary woman we bleeped everday? She will not even see 1% vote
Male chauvinist! Wake up from your slumber, it's 2015 and your statement is so 1960.
PoliticsRe: Prof. Sonaiya, The Only Female Presidential Aspirant In The 2015 Election [PICS] by ProFuhrer: 7:41pm On Jan 09, 2015
ifex370:
the north won't hear of it....



SHAriA tins
The north doesn't vote women into political offices?
Nairaland GeneralRe: These Facts Will Make Some Women Cranky by ProFuhrer: 7:24pm On Jan 09, 2015
All your facts are wrong. Seriously, men smell better than women?
FamilyRe: Help! I Have Violent Sexual Fantasies by ProFuhrer: 11:15am On Dec 21, 2014
sadguy:
The world we live in is kind of interesting as well as annoying. Its kind of funny how people think they know and understand when in truth, they don't . Things happen and a lot of people just come to wrong and biased conclusions fueled by belief systems built upon religion and culture.
A young boy of 5years deriving joy from seeing a lady get stabbed to death in a movie seems odd doesn't it. I didn't understand why I felt that way then. It was just the same feeling I felt when my dad bought me a new game console or when I came first in my class.
That quiet cute kid in primary five who was shy to talk in public and to his classmates and yet could answer almost all questions in Ugo C Ugo.
Growing up was a bit awkward because I was always asking myself lot of questions. Questions like why don't I have many friends like my siblings?, why do I hate parties?, why am i shy to talk to girls?, why do I feel uncomfortable in social environments? Anyway I grew up in a average christian family. Forced to go to church, attend mid-week services, read the bible and so on. I had a strict father who would not spare the rod and emotionally abusive words if I erred.
My parents normally always quarreled and had fights which often made me sad and cry. I blamed everything on my dad.
As I approached puberty my weird fetish kind of found its way into my sexual construction.
As a teenage I was a bit more outgoing and more talkative but I was still shy in social situations. I remember one time in jss1, we were watching a school drama where a girl who was poisoned fell down and died, just by seeing her die I had an erection immediately. I was surprised at this but didn't let it bother me. I consequently discovered that I had erections whenever I saw a lady die in any movie whether foreign or Nigerian. Funny enough due to the pleasant sexual feeling I experienced I started watching such movies where I knew a lady would die and I watched them over and over. The older I grew the more I wanted more, I didn't just want more, I wanted it to be better.
I watched porn once and I almost puked. It looked so irritating to me. The idea of sex alone doesn't interest me at all. Up till now I have never had sex, I don't know if its because I am not interested in it or because I don't have a girl friend. I have had female friends but never had anyone so close I would call my girlfriend.
When I turned 17 around the time I finished secondary school, my sexual orientation took another dimension. I started fantasizing about me killing a female. I couldn't get an arousal except it involved the actual thought of killing normally by strangling. Its something I just can't explain.
Thanks to the internet and my above average mind I found lot of sites that had the kind of videos I wanted. I downloaded most of them of had pleasurable experiences. The older I grow the worse it becomes. Whenever I see a beautiful girl those thoughts of killing flood my mind and wipe away any sort of religious and moral sanity. The thought of my hands round her neck and her struggling for breath as life fades from her eyes as I watch her finally give up as her eyes stare blankly is second to non. This has become a huge part of my psychology and I think it can only get worse. I have also become cold as in lacking some normal feelings such as love,pity and guilt
I posted this here on nairaland because I express my feelings better in writing and since I haven't told anyone yet about my little secret I just felt I should share it.
Do I need help?
RomanceRe: Benefits Of Being A Woman by ProFuhrer(op): 10:15am On Dec 21, 2014
shadowgwalker:
-always prefer staying under during the missionary
- enjoy the sensations of /male hen/ as it glides in the CUNTinent.
roymary:
Yeah, women also get to sit on the prick and ride like their life depends on it.
Dannylux:
You can't relax uncladd even in your home unless you're extremely certain no one is visiting.
You bear the brunt of an unprotected sex.
The society judge you the most.
You'll need to bottle up your overflowing emotions not to look cheap.
You stand higher risk of contracting a STD.
In all honesty, if you had a choice on which sex to be before birth would you honestly choose to be a girl?
Do you know what you three have in common? Everything you posted had to do with sex.

29. We don't narrow our thoughts to sex when the opposite gender is involved.
RomanceRe: Benefits Of Being A Woman by ProFuhrer(op): 10:10am On Dec 21, 2014
Frankenstein:
You cry after breakups.

Menstrual cramps

No make up, low esteem. sad
You're wrong about the first and third lines.
RomanceBenefits Of Being A Woman by ProFuhrer(op): 9:49pm On Dec 20, 2014
1. We got off the Titanic first.

2. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.

3. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous. Guys look like complete idiots in ours.

4. We can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.

5. We can cry and get off speeding fines.

6. We've never lusted after a cartoon character or the central female figure in a computer game.

7. Taxis stop for us.

8. Men die earlier so we get to cash in on the life insurance.

9. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
Free drinks, Free dinners, Free movies ... (you get the point).

10. We can hug our friends without wondering if she thinks we're gay.

11. We can hug our friends without wondering if WE'RE gay.

12. New lipstick gives us a whole new lease on life.

13. It's possible to live our whole lives without ever taking a group shower.

14. We don't have to fart to amuse ourselves.

15. If we forget to shave, no one has to know.

16. We can congratulate our team-mate without ever touching her butt.

17. If we have a zit, we know how to conceal it.

18. We never have to reach down every so often to make sure our privates are still there.

19. If we're dumb, some people will find it cute.

20. We have the ability to dress ourselves.

21. We can talk to people of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.

22. If we marry someone 20 years younger, we're aware that we look like an idiot.

23. Our friends won't think we're weird if we ask whether there's spinach in our teeth.

24. There are times when chocolate really can solve all your problems.

25. We'll never regret piercing our ears.

26. We can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.

27. We know which glass was ours by the lipstick mark.

28. We have enough sense to realize that the easiest way to get out of being lost is to ask for directions.

Add yours...
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome Celebrates 51st Birthday On A Ship [photos] by ProFuhrer: 12:52pm On Dec 09, 2014
No picture to verify what the OP posted, yet people have started calling the pastor names. Why do some Nigerians behave foolishly? sad
EntertainmentRe: (photos) Plastic Surgery Gone Wrong by ProFuhrer: 12:06pm On Dec 09, 2014
Yuck!!! This must have been photoshopped.
IslamRe: ISIS Justifies Child Rape With The Quran by ProFuhrer(op): 8:54am On Dec 09, 2014
Caseless:
Op, read well and u'd knw that those that created ISIS are western power- they are non-muslim. ISIS was created, trained, ar med to help achieve a particular aim; and this is part of a bigger plan to further tarnish the image of islam. No muslim should disrespect the quran, lie against the prophet, destroy the tomb of jona , pious men of God and other prophets of God who lived around syria and iraq thousands of years ago and stil claim to be a muslim. I'm sure u heard that ISIS destroyed the oldest mosque in mosul(over 1000years old). Which muslim does this? They went into a sunni town and killed over 700 ppl and stil claim to be pro-sunni group. ISIS is more political than d religious tag they carry.
Every ISIS member is an unbeliever!
Why do you always absolve yourselves of any blame. They quoted a particular verse in the Quran where Muslims were told they can rape their captured slaves.

How come muslims believe that every jihadist group is a covert operation of western nations? What will these western nations gain from tarnishing the image of Islam when they accept Muslims in droves into their country and treat them nicely.

FYI, Great Britain has some Muslim dominated zones that practice partial Sharia. Your claim therefore is invalid.
IslamISIS Justifies Child Rape With The Quran by ProFuhrer(op):
I would like Nairaland Muslims to dispute these claims made by the Islamic state....


In August, ISIS detained more than 5,000 Yazidi women
in northern Iraq after slaughtering thousands of
members of the religious sect, according to the United
Nations.

Younger girls were separated from older women, then
bussed to the city of Mosul and put in a large three-
story house with hundreds of other young women,
according to a witness who spoke to CNN in November.
ISIS men came periodically and chose up to three and
four girls at a time to take home with them.
“These women have been treated like cattle,” Nazand
Begikhani, an adviser to the Kurdistan Regional
Government, told CNN.

“They have been subjected to physical and sexual
violence, including systematic rape and sex slavery.
They’ve been exposed in markets in Mosul and in
Raqqa, Syria, carrying price tags.”

The questions in the ISIS pamphlet:
Question 1: What is al-sabi?
Al-Sabi is a woman from among ahl al-harb (the people
of war) who has been captured by Muslims.

Question 2: What makes al-sabi permissible?
What makes al-sabi permissible (i.e., what makes it
permissible to take such a woman captive) is (her)
unbelief. Unbelieving (women) who were captured and
brought into the abode of Islam are permissible to us,
after the imam distributes them (among us).

Question 3: Can all unbelieving women be taken
captive?
There is no dispute among the scholars that it is
permissible to capture unbelieving women (who are
characterized by) original unbelief (kufrasli), such as
thekitabiyat (women from among the People of the
Book, i.e. Jews and Christians) and polytheists.
However, (the scholars) are disputed over (the issue of)
capturing apostate women. The consensus leans
toward forbidding it, though some people of knowledge
think it permissible. We (ISIS) lean toward accepting
the consensus.

Question 4: Is it permissible to have intercourse with a
female captive?
It is permissible to have sexual intercourse with the
female captive. Allah the almighty said: (Successful are
the believers) who guard their chastity, except from
their wives or (the captives and slaves) that their right
hands possess, for then they are free from blame (Quran
23:5-6).


Question 5: Is it permissible to have intercourse with a
female captive immediately after taking possession (of
her)?
If she is a virgin, he (her master) can have intercourse
with her immediately after taking possession of her.
However, is she isn’t, her uterus must be purified (first).

Question 6: Is it permissible to sell a female captive?
It is permissible to buy, sell, or give as a gift female
captives and slaves, for they are merely property, which
can be disposed of (as long as that doesn’t cause (the
Muslim ummah) any harm or damage).

Question 7: Is it permissible to separate a mother from
her children through (the act of) buying and selling?
It is not permissible to separate a mother from her
prepubescent children through buying, selling or giving
away (a captive or slave). (But) it is permissible to
separate them if the children are grown and mature.

Question 8: If two or more (men) buy a female captive
together, does she then become (sexually) permissible
to each of them?
It is forbidden to have intercourse with a female captive
if (the master) does not own her exclusively. One who
owns (a captive) in partnership (with others) may not
have sexual intercourse with her until the other
(owners) sell or give him (their share).

Question 9: If the female captive was impregnated by
her owner, can he then sell her?
He can’t sell her if she becomes the mother of a child.

Question 10: If a man dies, what is the law regarding
the female captive he owned?
Female captives are distributed as part of his estate,
just as all (other parts) of his estate (are distributed).
However, they may only provide services, not
intercourse, if a father or (one of the) sons has already
had intercourse with them, or if several (people) inherit
them in partnership.
.
.

Question 13: Is it permissible to have intercourse with a
female slave who has not reached puberty?
It is permissible to have intercourse with the female
slave who hasn’t reached puberty if she is fit for
intercourse; however if she is not fit for intercourse,
then it is enough to enjoy her without intercourse.

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Question 19: Is it permissible to beat a female slave?
It is permissible to beat the female slave as a (form of)
darb tadeeb (disciplinary beating), (but) it is forbidden
to (use) darb al-takseer (literally, breaking beating),
(darb) al-tashaffi (beating for the purpose of achieving
gratification), or (darb) al-tadheeb (torture beating).
Further, it is forbidden to hit the face.


*Modified
My thread has been moved to Islam for Muslims section and I can no longer comment. Anyways, most Muslims always tell us that Islamic terrorism are creations of western nations but we hear everyday about young fellows from across the globe traveling to Syria and Iraq to join these terrorists.

If they have any intention to end global Islamic terrorism, they should rather counter the ideologies of the terrorists with hard facts from the Quran rather than distancing them from Islam and tagging them as CIA and Mossad operatives.
CelebritiesRe: Governor Obiano's Wife Slaps Deputy Governor's Wife by ProFuhrer: 11:05am On Nov 19, 2014
elombah.com again? The site is anti-Obiano. How true is this news?
PoliticsRe: Abduction Of Journalists & Others By Tompolo - Keyamo Gives SSS, IG Ultimatum by ProFuhrer: 9:54am On Nov 19, 2014
We need proof.

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