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Romance › Re: What I Discovered About Women After Break-up With My Ex by prophetfire: 4:58pm On Jul 13, 2023
Mjshexy:
So what led to the break up, jealousy?
You are asking as if it wasn't two of you that were fuckkkkin the senator that paid for everything grin
Politics › Re: House Approves Tinubu’s Request For N500billion on Palliatives by prophetfire: 4:53pm On Jul 13, 2023
TemplarLandry:
cool #RenewedHope.
#RENEWEDSTEALING#
Politics › Re: Court To DSS: Charge Emefiele To Court Within One Week Or Release Him by prophetfire: 4:48pm On Jul 13, 2023
Rayban25:
to hell with federal high court.he should remain in dss custody and grow beards very well. Let him know what it feels like for the common man to be oppressed
Your mumu never do? What of Buhari that gave him orders? Because he's a southern Igbo na.
Business › Re: MAUREENHD GLOBAL AGRO: Your favourite source for agro commodities from the North by prophetfire: 9:05pm On Jul 12, 2023
maureensylvia:
He didn't
Thanks for stopping by boss
You try but no do againooo.
Business To Business › Re: Northern Foodstuffs (Agro Produce) Cheapest Rates|MaureenHD Global Agro Ltd by prophetfire: 9:04pm On Jul 12, 2023
maureensylvia:
I exchanged contacts
Off I go

I refused to go the way I came

I preferred to use the main route at least I'll be seeing human beings.

We left around 6pm, entered a taxi, the taxi man drove us to a junction and dropped.

We started looking for another taxi to enter Kano.... there was none!

We managed to see a taxi going to Kano but it was just a single seat remaining and it was getting late

My boys did something that surprised me, they volunteered to enter the booth of the taxi

No naa you can't I said, there's two goats at the back of the booth already.

They insisted cos it was getting late.

My boys sat in the booth half opened with the goats.... chaiii

We finally arrived Kano some minutes to 12 midnight

The next day I went to the hospital to get treated for the wound on my bum... Yeah it's that bad

Hours on bike
Close to 5 hours on bike no be moimmoin

Ok that's the end of one of my experiences

Till I gist una next time

I remain ur Agro Jagagban
Agro Queen 👑 Mother
This your rough play is too risky. Bandits dey north.
Business › Re: MAUREENHD GLOBAL AGRO: Your favourite source for agro commodities from the North by prophetfire: 9:02pm On Jul 12, 2023
maureensylvia:
Bike man: madam ur money na 7 taaasan

Me: huh! is it for the two bikes or just me?

Bike man: only u madam two okada 14 tasaan!!!

Me: (talking to myself) no be small thing o
7thousand .. where in heaven's name is this here in Kano that this man is charging such

Well, I climbed bike. this is where the real journey happened!

11:45am the journey began, the road was so lonely filled with trees and bushes no human being except bike men and my boys on the road

One hour later I was still on bike!😲😲😲

Jehovah onye okada isi noo ebee ka ibu m aga? I shouted
we kept going

I saw few humans planting tomatoes waved at them, they waved back with smile lol

we kept going, I saw some old women at a watermelon farm, waves at them they didn't wave back... lol they'll be like who's this alien

2 hours later I was still on bike, I was just confused. jewee ejewe adihii mma, lawa alawa adihii mma

I stopped seeing humans again just trees and bushes and trampolines covering some harvested crops.

I became scared 😩

I was scared of bandits...

The bike man confirmed my fears by telling me the bandits do come but not as frequent as before.

Me: oh Jesus Christ! increase ur speed limit I just want to see myself out of this bushOne mistake I did: Not wearing Hijab!

I wore trouser and t-shirt to look smart and agile.

Just then I sighted a millet farm, I loved what they were doing I brought out my phone to video them, you can never imagine what almost happened to me, they almost attacked me!

All thanks to the bike man that increased his limit.

I quickly threw my phone inside my bag!
No dey play this kain rough play madam. Your husband know say you take that kain deadly risk? In the north for that matter.
Politics › Re: Germany And Nigeria Population In 1980 Compared To Now by prophetfire: 2:29pm On Jul 12, 2023
tolue42:
When I tell people that population is one of our biggest problem, people will be looking for excuses


In 1960 Nigeria population was 45million, that same year UK population was 52 million

2023 Nigeria population is above 220 million , that same UK is just above 65 million..

How are we going to live a better life when we are not even productive like the UK..
. That fictitious, bloated population figure isn't our problem. We don't even have reliable population figure in the first place.
What of India and China, why isn't their population a problem to them? Is Nigeria up to their population even with the fake population figure?
Culture › Re: Ogun Assembly Approves Isese Cultural Day Every August 20 by prophetfire: 2:24pm On Jul 12, 2023
T8ksy:
But wtf has that got to do with you?

Whether yorubas man up and perform isese in ilorin or not does not add an iota of quality to your already miserable existence.

If you miserable cowards do Isese at Illorin, then your life would stop being miserable.
Career › Re: MURIC Director, Prof. Akintola Retires From LASU by prophetfire: 10:31am On Jul 12, 2023
muykem:
You mean certified mumu retires.
. He can now become a full-time terrorist.
Culture › Re: Ogun Assembly Approves Isese Cultural Day Every August 20 by prophetfire: 2:02am On Jul 12, 2023
T8ksy:
What I don't understand is why igbos are convulsing over the decision of Ogun state of assembly to approve isese day?

It has got nothing to do with you igbos, so why the hbp for s/thing ,yorubas chose to do in their own land?
I want them to man up and go and do Isese in Illorin. Dassooll!!! grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: ‘Historic Day’: Turkey’s Erdogan Agrees To Back Swedish NATO Bid by prophetfire: 1:56am On Jul 12, 2023
Nancy1986:
ode 2.0
mkpurummiri on colos grin
Foreign Affairs › Re: ‘Historic Day’: Turkey’s Erdogan Agrees To Back Swedish NATO Bid by prophetfire: 4:57pm On Jul 11, 2023
Nancy1986:
mumu
mkpurummiri pro-max
Romance › Re: Should I Break Up With Her, Because Of Her Entitlement Mentality (Pixels) by prophetfire: 4:31pm On Jul 11, 2023
Peachy14:
If you are tired of the relationship just open up and tell her. If you don't want her to work in the hotel give her work or better still give her capital for business, Raising dust where there is none.
Did you read at all or na sense you no get?
Business › Re: I Want To Arrest My Father For Selling My Palm Oil by prophetfire: 4:22pm On Jul 11, 2023
Mom
Hardtotrust:
I am very very angry right now. I couldn't sleep last night. That is why I'm bringing this here this morning before I do something very bad. A father should be after the growth of his son and not after ruining him.

Please you guys should help me look into this matter. I understand that it was a matter of life and important concern.

I'm seriously struggling in the city to eck a living for myself and do the little I can for my family also. My father was a petty trader who hardly can provide adequate for the family. Some of us who come from a very poor background would understand this better. I mean coming from where absolutely nothing is kept for you. No support from the family and nothing, nothing and nothing. You are the one who die and same you would have to pour yourself water to come back to life. You, you and only you.

I buy fast consuming products and supply to people and make some gains from there. Sometimes I hawk the products. I was able to save up to N150k. Around May this year, I went to the village and bought some rubbers of palm oil and store them to sell around November/December and make gains.

Last week, I got a call that wind pulled off our house roof in the village. Since they are using small torchlight phone, I didn't get to see how serious the situation was. Even though I didn't have money, I sent N15k to help fix it. My father later called me and complained bitterly on why I sent just 15k, that according to the carpenter, that materials and workmanship would cost N65k. In my mind, I was just like, does this man even know how I survive here in the city?

For two nights, they didnt sleep in the house as the wind pulled off the rooof.

On Tuesday, I learnt my younger brother was being operated of Hernia. I know about the hernia but was under plan to raise money for it. And I knew there was no money to settle medical bills for operation. So I was shocked where they got the money to do operation.

As I traveled down yesterday to see them, dear Nairaland friends, all my rubbers of palm oil has been sold and the money spent on fixing the roof and paying for the medical bills for the hernia operation without my notice.

I am not taking this kindly with my father who engineered the whole thing and I want to arrest him to refund my money.

That is my life investment and it took me so much to raise the amount. Due to how things are now. I even wanted to sell two rubbers to invest back as the business is facing challenges now.

What should I do here to recover my money back? If I have another money, I would over look it but that is my life investment of my labour.
Arrest him as quickly as possible and let him sell land to settle you. Simple. He's a criminal minded evil man. You can't progress while tolerating that sort of evil man.
Foreign Affairs › Re: ‘Historic Day’: Turkey’s Erdogan Agrees To Back Swedish NATO Bid by prophetfire: 4:18pm On Jul 11, 2023
Kingsnairaland:
This special military operation is the only one in the world where you can kill UK and USA evil nato military men and UK and USA will not declare war on Russia lol

This is the only operation in the world where Russia will kill and bomb nato military men in Ukraine where they are having coffee and eating in a restaurant and the country from which they came from will quickly say they have retired or went on the mission on there own lol
.

No state burial and no admission that they were sent by the government due to been scared of mother Russia


God bless putin God bless mother Russia.



Watch USA president Biden Farting In Public And Sniffing A Little Girls body

https://youtube.com/shorts/I7l32yQYZx4
What's the name of your version of mkpurummiri
Politics › Re: ‘GenCos Sell Cheap Power To Neighbouring Countries’ by prophetfire: 2:32pm On Jul 10, 2023
SKYHIGHfx:
"Let's endure a little and pray for our leaders, whether selected or elected, and things will be alright. It's time to remove all subsidies."
Depth of thought is far from you.
Travel › Re: Mbaise Cultural Event In America Shut Down By Texas Police by prophetfire: 2:28pm On Jul 10, 2023
plaindealer:
Americans must hate Igbo people too.. cheesy
Yes!!! Just like Fulanis hate Yoruba people's palm oil soup in illorin.
Health › Re: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by prophetfire: 2:26pm On Jul 10, 2023
UyaiIncomparabl:
Only you get more than 5 monikers for this forum. And the funniest thing is that, you'll start a thread with one. Quote yourself with another. Make a lone comment with one. Attack yourself with one. And like all your posts with another.

You are so consistent with this. How you dey take do am?
It's obvious he's jobless. Take him and give him work in your shop.
Health › Re: It's Been 5yrs And Am Running Out Of Patience by prophetfire: 2:24pm On Jul 10, 2023
DEXTROVERT:
Repeat the HSG

Or see
A
Gynecologist
For
Tubal recanalization
Success rate of that thing isn't even encouraging. It's needles. IVF is better
Politics › Re: El-Rufai: Kaduna Better After Ending Tradition Of Muslim-Christian Leadership by prophetfire: 12:15pm On Jul 10, 2023
Strangebuttrue:
Nosiru should quit public speaking

His utterances are capable of distruption.
. He knows what he's doing. He's trying to toe the path of Buhari.
Get yourself to be seen by the almajiri and radical Muslims of the north as a champion of Islam, and ride on that euphoria to become a popular and coveted candidate of the north for the presidency when it's the turn of the north. That's his game.

For now, Kwankwaso is the man the north sees as their man, but Rufai is toeing the path of radical islamism to upstage him.
He isn't a fool. He knows that radical islamism sells well with northerners and he believes that once you are popular in the north, that you would win even if you are a thief or a terrorist or dumb as Buhari.
Crime › Re: Man Stabs Lover To Death In Broad Day Light In Ajegunle Lagos by prophetfire: 12:04pm On Jul 10, 2023
overdrive:
Foolishness at its peak.what happened to going separate ways?
Too much investment gone down the drain and he couldn't live to see another one enjoy his investment in the lady, so he off everything.
Fashion › Re: Transgender, Rikkie Valerie Kollé, Crowned Miss Universe Netherlands 2023 by prophetfire: 8:19am On Jul 10, 2023
Wainey:
Wtf
This one that looks like a malnourished white monkey?
It's obvious the pageant was hijacked by the LGBT animals.
Politics › Re: Suspected IPOB Gunmen Burn Down Cars And Tricycles In Owerri Okigwe Road by prophetfire: 11:41pm On Jul 08, 2023
omenka:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cub4DrRoqg9/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
Omenka, Fulani herdsmen have just killed twenty of your coward brothers in your home at Benue.
Politics › Re: Owerri Residents Scamper For Safety As Unknown Gunmen Terrorize Akwakuma by prophetfire: 11:40pm On Jul 08, 2023
Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhDxyEI2AMM


Unknown gunmen today shot sporadically at Akwakuma Junction in Owerri Imo state, in other to enforce the Sit-at-home order given by Simeon Ikpa led Biafra Government in Exile.
AKA autopilot


One person was shot in the process, at the time of filing this report, we can't confirm if the person is dead.
. This crook and his many lies. Fulani herdsmen have finished your people and you are here spreading fake news and lies.
Politics › Re: 20 Benue Youths Slaughtered In Ukum (Disturbing Photos) by prophetfire: 11:37pm On Jul 08, 2023
Pets › Re: Benue Youths Kill Monster Hippopotamus Terrorising Their Waterways by prophetfire: 12:48pm On Jul 08, 2023
Patrickker:
But may we kill our killers, say amen.
. So why can't they kill the killer Fulani herdsmen terrorising them for decades. Na only meat dem sabi kill.
Business › Re: Tony Elumelu-How A Copier Salesman Turned Billionaire Banker And Entrepreneur by prophetfire: 12:45pm On Jul 08, 2023
atheistandproud:
Na wa for wire road in Benin city


Hope this is not some whitewashing campaign. Nobody becomes a billionaire without engaging in some sharp practices.
Don't mind him. He won't tell us the money laundering deals he did for politicians. Most overnight billionaires in Nigeria are moneylaundery mules for politicians.
Politics › Re: Tinubu To Attend ECOWAS Summit In Guinea-Bissau by prophetfire: 12:41pm On Jul 08, 2023
Politics › Re: Sit-At-Home: Over 18 Trucks Burnt In The South East by prophetfire: 10:18am On Jul 08, 2023
Supremos:
If you are lazy enough to watch the video, then stop qouting me. The reporter said Ozubulu, and Ozubulu is in Anambra state. The video was also posted by Radio Biafra Facebook page. Get off my mention
. It's fake news. Old videos.
Politics › Re: Sit-At-Home: Over 18 Trucks Burnt In The South East by prophetfire: 6:56am On Jul 08, 2023
Supremos:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5sXnYI-VVU

Why does the Federal Government Of Nigeria led by President Tinubu feel less concerned over the economic terrorism and brigandage going in South East Nigeria ?

As the sit-at-home order issued by the Simeon Ikpa led Biafra Government in Exile AKA Auto pilot, continues, the brigandage and economic terrorism being visited upon the inhabitants of SE Nigeria by unknown gunmen has continued unabated as the federal government continues to look unconcerned.

Yesterday being the 6th of July 2023, at about 10pm Nigerian time, unknown gunmen set ablaze about 18 trucks conveying both humans and goods. As at the time of filing this report, our reporter hasn't ascertained if there was any loss of life.
. Fake news. Where and where exactly did the burning take place?

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