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How do you explain waking up with scratches all over your body after being pressed?
Sleep paralysis ni Paralympics ko.

yeyerolling:
haba , d man don cast o. His plate number dey show

I'm sure he didn't tell his wife that he was on active dutywhen the car was snatched from him.

oluebubeneo:
Most likely referring to sleep paralysis

Sleep paralysis is simply a term coined from the witchcraft world to keep their victims perpetually in bondage.

Donbigi2:
Same way 5heu gave them Gaza and they turned it into isis camp

Well spoken!! Even that Gaza, they will end up losing it because Ezekiel 37:21-22 says,

21 And say unto them, Thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I will take the children of Israel from among the heathen, whither they be gone, and will gather them on every side, and bring them into their own land:

22 And I will make them one nation in the land upon the mountains of Israel; and one king shall be king to them all: and they shall be no more two nations, neither shall they be divided into two kingdoms any more at all.

Idrismusty97:
Like the US doesn't benefit from being a Super power. Let them leave and watch rivals gladly fill in the space. Imagine if Nigeria and OPEC nations decides to dumb the US Dollars as the international currency and trade with Euro or other currency instead? And watch as the value of toilet papers become even more valuable than the dollars. Iraq tried to do this and they invaded it on pretense of weapon of Mass destruction. They can't play that card again especially as all their European allies and OPEC nations voted against them. Europe will gladly welcome our move to sell oil in Euros or pounds. The US invaded Iraq because of a nonexistence weapon of mass destruction but can't invade North Korea because unlike Iraq they actually HAVE weapons of mass destruction. They have their bases on South Korea, Japan, the Philippines all who voted against them including North Korea, Imagine the threat level on the US if Asians decides not to work with America on the issue of North Korea, Imagine if they actually formed an alliance? Because i can't fathom how a South Korean will prefer some Caucasians thousands of miles away who doesn't look like them, Talk like them or even speak the same language over their blood neighbours who have been sharing an Island with them for centuries.

And don't even get me started about China who are always ready, full throttle, steady standby to seize opportunities. Already the world(Especially the developing ones) are already looking towards China. Trump and the US will make this even much easier for them to take the stage. And don't forget Russia also. When one person feels he or his service is too special for the world, A thousands more arise to prove him wrong!

The average Palestinians parents are Palestinians, Grand parents were Palestinians, Great great grand parents were fûcking Palestinians! But ask a so called Israelite and he will be like My father is a Jew from Germany, My mother is a Jew from Russia, My grand parents are from Poland. Bullshîts!

Idrismusty97, are you daft?! Bill Clinton acknowledged Jerusalem, George Bush acknowledged Jerusalem, and Barack Obama recognised Jerusalem as the capital of Israel! The actions of President Trump are the actions of President Clinton who signed the Bill 20 years ago! History, archaeology, the Bible, and the koran all prove Jerusalem belongs to Israel! The Bible mentions Jerusalem over 600 times, the koran doesn’t mention Al-Quds once! The ones acting as road blocks to peace are Hamas and Fatah! POTUS Donald Trump gets this, the potential next president of US after Trump, Ambassador Nikki Haley and the other nine ambassadors get this, you’re too bloody bigoted to get this!

America was not made and isn't here today by way of cowards. It's through strength that they developed into the country that they are today. That was lost somewhat from 2009 to 2016 under Barack Obama, but that's in the past because through Donald Trump, USA is respected once again. Trump did great things that the other president did not dare to do and Finally the United States has a brave president.

Can you imagine what people like Putin would do to Europe without the US presence? Can you imagine what China would do to Taiwan? Can you imagine what North Korea would do to South Korea? Iran to Saudi Arabia? Turkey to Cyprus? The truth is, without USA, most countries would've cease to exist by now.

Nikki Haley is absolutely right!!! First, the U.S. can locate its embassy for Israel wherever it wants; and secondly, the world needs to know that the votes of the UN isn't not going to change the REALITY because Jerusalem will always be the capital of Israel.

I just thought i should let you know.

ollah1:
What's the correlation between this and tithes?

it has everything to do considering the fact that you said this earlier on

ollah1:
And the good deed include giving pastors your own money. Bravo!!

Where do you you think maintenance and buying of stuffs needed in the house of God comes from? It's from tithes and and other givings.

ollah1:
Which word teaches 10% in tithes?

Take your time and study 1 Corinthians 9:1-19

Verse 11 says If we have sown spiritual seed among you, is it too much if we reap a material harvest from you?

13 Don’t you know that those who serve in the temple get their food from the temple, and that those who serve at the altar share in what is offered on the altar? 14 In the same way, the Lord has commanded that those who preach the gospel should receive their living from the gospel.

So my friend, don't be a murderer by trying to attack someone's livelihood. ANY PERSON WHO ATTEMPTS TO ATTACK YOUR LIVELIHOOD IS A MURDERER! For through your livelihood, your very life is sustained. That is why it is called "live"lihood. Each time you try to convince yourself and others that pastors work is not worthy of monetary compensation, you're simply trying to murder such pastor! "The labourer is worthy of his hire" (Lk. 10:7).

ollah1:
And the good deed include giving pastors your own money. Bravo!!

The Word teaches 10% in tithes, 10% in alms plus an offering and the rest is for you to enjoy!

abduljabbar4:
Then it shouldnt be named UN. in fact the principle of permanent membership sounds absurd to me

Many nations will crumble without the UN and USA is the major financier of UN; So you can understand why they are upset that the very people they are helping are now turning against them. In life, you don't bite the finger that feeds you because the repercussion is dangerous and that is what countries like Nigeria is going to face under Donald Trump.

ollah1:
So God collected the money spiritually? I don't know God now collects money

Any good deeds you do in this world, you're not doing it for man but God.
God gives reward while man gives award!! So the choice is yours as per which one you want because they are both good but one is more profitable than the other.

ollah1:
But tithers shouldnt ask how Pastors spend their tithes

They can't because they didn't give it to pastors but God or have you ever seen or heard any pastor say pay your tithe to me and i will reward you?

abduljabbar4:
Cowardly beggar! So you mean we should sell our conscience for the changes that we receive from usa? no wonder its so easy to deceive ipoop people

He who pays the piper calls the tune. The person who provides the money for something has the right to determine how it's spent.

You shut up your mouth and stop displaying your lack of knowledge on foreign policies.

President Trump is asserting what every president since Bill Clinton, George Bush and Barack Obama has also stated - and which was passed into law (virtually uncontested) by the 104th US Congress in 1995 - declaring US move its Embassy from Tel Aviv to Jerusalem (which by the way is already site to an American consulate).

This has always been a major political campaing toolsfor virtually every American president but non had the boldness to fulfil their campaign promise until Trump came on board.


Yes, this decision will lead to war in the middle east and when that time come, fear not because it is orchestrated by God to teach the sons of men lessons.

Ezekiel 37:21-22

21 And say unto them, Thus saith the Lord God; Behold, I will take the children of Israel from among the heathen, whither they be gone, and will gather them on every side, and bring them into their own land:

22 And I will make them one nation in the land upon the mountains of Israel; and one king shall be king to them all: and they shall be no more two nations, neither shall they be divided into two kingdoms any more at all.


Take note of verse 22 because that is where we are heading to and Palestine will lose everything including the east Jerusalem that they are currently occupying. Verse 21 has already been fulfilled.

saymax:
Maybe those that voted against US will start depending on the Arab nation for fund. By the way, the arabs are very rich o! Just saying.....

Yes, Arabs are very rich but stingy. You will never see them help one another and the only time you see them come together is when Israel is involved.

To Donald Trump and Nikki Haley, please disregard that vote by Nigeria as that does not reflect the wishes of the peace loving Nigerians. The pioneer of that vote is the dullard from Daura and the best way to get him is not by denying Nigeria funds but by destroying his 150 cows.

You can't be taking free money from USA and at the same time vote against them. If you can vote against them, it means you can also stand on your own without their support.
Way to go Trump.
MAGA!!!

To Donald Trump and Nikki Haley, please disregard that vote by Nigeria as that does not reflect the wishes of the peace loving Nigerians. The pioneer of that vote is the dullard from Daura and the best way to get him is not by denying Nigeria funds because he doesn't care about Nigeria anyway, but by destroying his 150 cows.

U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations Nikki Haley sent an invitation Thursday to the 65 countries who didn’t vote against the United States in the U.N. General Assembly vote to denounce President Trump’s recognition of Jerusalem as Israel’s capital.

The invitation to the Jan. 3 reception marked a symbolic step of the U.S. taking note of who supports the country and who doesn’t.

Haley’s email invitation, which has been obtained by Fox News, asks the nations who voted no, abstained from voting or didn’t cast a vote “to a reception to thank you for your friendship to the United States.”

The General Assembly voted 128-9, with 35 abstentions, in favor of declaring Trump’s recognition of Jerusalem as Israel's capital "null and void." 21 countries were absent during the vote.

Earlier Thursday, Haley, who has adopted an aggressive stance at the world body on U.S. priorities, took to Twitter to voice her appreciation to the countries who didn’t vote against the U.S. “for not falling to the irresponsible ways of the @UN.”

"The Trump administration needs to use this as a fulcrum to look at funding of the U.N. system more broadly," former U.S. Ambassador to the U.N. John Bolton said on Fox News' "The Story" Thursday night.

On Wednesday, Trump linked the UN vote to the future of assistance from the U.S. to foreign countries, telling reporters: "Let them vote against us. We'll save a lot. We don't care."

Haley added the U.S. would be "taking names."

Jacksonville:
baba u don't check ur mails??@PROPHETmichael

I replied you.

JESUS SAID HE IS GOD, THE FIRST AND THE LAST.

Isaiah 48:12 I am God, the first, the last, the only God.

Revelation 2:8 This is the message from the one who is the first, the last who died and lived again.

Revelation 1:8 I am Alpha and Omega, the first and the last, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.

Revelation 22:12-13 And, behold, I come quickly; and my reward is with me, to give every man according as his work shall be.
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last.

psp2pc:
whenever I visit camp. I listen to the various testimonies that pastor adeboye uses to showcase the power of God. but nowadays am beginning to doubt some of the stories he says and all the times, he never give specifics about who it happened to. he always says there is a son or daughter of mine who so so and so happened to and God did this and that. no specific about the person involved or witnesses, last night during the Congress was the height of it.
I am having some serious doubts of these stories or testimonies.
well what do I know? am just a sheeple.

Read 2 Timothy 4:10 because you're beginning to fall and you are on your way to Thessalonica...Repent ye therefore and rebuke that devil that is playing with your mind.

Even if the entire world move their embassy to Jerusalem, you can be rest assured that Nigeria under Buhari will never do so.

There is high chance of this wedding lasting longer than Banky W's wedding.

There is nothing provocative about it as it only shows the extent of their revelation about Jesus.


JESUS WAS AN APOSTLE! "Wherefore, holy brethren, partakers of the heavenly calling, consider the Apostle and High Priest of our profession, Christ Jesus" (Heb. 3:1).


JESUS WAS A PROPHET! "This is Jesus the prophet of Nazareth of Galilee" (Mt. 21:11). This is where the muslims got their revelation from.



JESUS WAS AN EVANGELIST! "For the Son of Man is come to seek and save that which was lost" (Lk. 19:10).



JESUS WAS A PASTOR! "I am the good shepherd: the good shepherd giveth His life for the sheep" (Jn. 10:11).


JESUS WAS A TEACHER! "The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto Him, Rabbi, we know that Thou art a teacher come from God" (Jn. 3:2).

God turned doctors report from fibroid to fine boys.

dhardline:
Are you one of those Christians who say this kind of prayers: I cover my family with the blood of Jesus, I cover my car with the blood of Jesus ,I cover this bus and driver with the blood of Jesus or I cover my house with the blood of Jesus?

Do you know that such prayers have no backing whatsoever and definitely not the Holy bible but was simply coined by the so called “mog’s” who have no sound knowledge of God almighty and how to worship Him in Spirit and in truth and prey on the gullibility of their congregation?

The Blood of our Lord Jesus Christ is a provision made for the remission of our sins and grants a Christian access into the holiest place Heb 10: 19-21 . once you are a born again Christian He says He’ll give His angels charge over you, your eyes will be opened ,the darkness will recede ,you will come to see the scriptures in a whole new light and and also have the spirit of discernment to differentiate from true and false doctrines.

Please people I besiege you to seek ,knock and ask cause salvation and this truth will never come by just answering an alter call, if you like go for alter call 100 times a year or by being born into a Christian home or by being loyal to your pastor or mog! It is a personal race, you will stand and your so called Mog’s will also stand…every man to give account of his ways. So do not be deceived for the Bible states that in Matt 24:24 for there shall arise false Christ’s, and false prophets, and shall shew great signs and wonders; insomuch that, if it were possible, they shall deceive the very elect… this verse tells you how sound this men will seem in so much that the elects are not deceived just cause they have been Elected from the foundation of the world.

You can only know the truth if you make conscious effort in sincerity to seek, knock and ask. May Almighty God reveal Himself through His Son Jesus Christ to those who in sincerity want to do His will in words, thoughts and action. Amen. shalom.

lalasticlala , OAM4J , seun

The person that gave you this winch to chop no try at all.

Tapout:
chai those dogs don't look like regular stray ekuke o ... There may be more to this story... Looks like the dogs were left unchained by a careless owner. Chai!!! Must everything be killed??

Even in UK, the moment a dog brutally bites someone, such a dog is killed; so the action of the youths is in line with international practice.

Stoicbaba:
Hoping this will not cause much controversies, but some sound reasoning wrt the above titled passage. I request explanation on the real meaning of "Do not call any one on earth your father; for One is your Father, He who is in heaven" - Matt 23:9

Question : When we call our church GOs "Papa or Daddy", are we against this teaching of Christ?

I am sure the passage didn't refer to our biological parent contextually...

No cursing, but civility is expected in everyone's responses...

pls, can mods take it to fp
cc: Lalasticlala, Seunmg, Mynd44, malcoImX

That verse is like saying do not call anyone on earth your God because there is only one God who is in heaven. Also, there is nothing wrong in calling our GOs Papa and Daddy because it is written, "Children, obey your PARENTS IN THE LORD, for this is right. Honor your father and mother” (which is the first commandment with a promise)...." Ephesians 6:1

Islie:
• Shehu Sani calls for immediate release of Osinbajo report

https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2017/10/02/one-month-after-buhari-in-dilemma-over-babachir-oke/

If the suspended SGF, Babachir Lawal was a PDP member, he'd have been arrested, roughened by EFCC, sent to Kuje and convicted on nairaland
and other social media platforms.
Fellow Nigerians, in this fight against corruption, the Federal Government needs to be fair, and treat every suspect or accused equally. When it takes one week to decide the case of some people and it takes 5/6 months to decide the case of others, questions will be asked.

Confused977:
# I have a course mate who traveled overseas after our ND and she has been encouraging me to come over since I could afford the travel expenses (not to lie, I was considering this also which made me forget going back for my HND.)

My question is, where in abroad is your friend base? Is it Italy or Malaysia?

If it is any of the above mentioned places, then continue with what you are doing now.

If the suspended SGF, Babachir Lawal was a PDP member, he'd have been arrested, roughened by EFCC, sent to Kuje and convicted on nairaland
and other social media platforms.
Fellow Nigerians, in this fight against corruption, the Federal Government needs to be fair, and treat every suspect or accused equally. When it takes one week to decide the case of some people and it takes 5/6 months to decide the case of others, questions will be asked.