₦airaland Forum

NLPsychologist:
lol abeg o, only eat if you are hungry and have no where to go
maybe the gods let him go seeing his condition

SilvanusII:
Then na pastor/imam dey chop una offering. Nothing like heavenly injunction to pay tithes and offering



Watermelon, coconut and tangerine. Makes sense. Attuned to water. With the exception of porridge and pigeon tho, these sacrificial items are near similar to what was offered Osun when I was at her festival. Fruits, sweets, biscuits and money. Apparently, river dieties love sweet things.

blazetitov:
E fit be say na the guy be the spirit wey don dey expect the ebo since oooo

Babalawos:
You think eating ebo (food meant for the Gods / Goddesses) is good and has no bad side effects?

Babalawos:
Ogbó Ató

Here are the photographs of the accepted Ebos [Sacrifices] to the River Goddess for a client at Ovia River, Edo State, Nigeria.

Enjoy

Babalawos

ichuka:
Sow,when not led to do so?
You guys always think God is BaBa Ijebu or NairaBet that when you give 1k you make 1m.
How much did Job sow during his first stage and second in the bible?

Kennyblues:
http://saharareporters.com/2017/06/06/senator-melaye-caught-tape-revealing-how-he-framed-%E2%80%9Csuspects%E2%80%9D-his-alleged-assassination

zeebami36:
2. My husbands aunt likes to visit a lot of churches around the country. One day when we went to visit her with my mother in law she gave us bottled water for drinking (apparently purchased from a church) and moulded clay sand that she said the pastor had prayed over and I should use the sand mix in my bathwater to shower like naaman in the Bible our problems will be over. I collected it so as not to offend her. When we went home I went about my normal duties, my mother in law opened the water drank out of it and gave me to drink and I took some not knowing that it was the 'anointed' water that it was not my usual water, later in the day my husband threw the sand away as we were driving around through town. That same night I dreamt that I was upstairs in a house I didn't recognise on a bed, then the door opened and a person with an unrecognizable disfigured face stood at the door and blew plenty of sand from their hand on me the way the sand felt on my body I woke up with fear and my eyes shut tight. I just prayed no weapon fashioned against me or my family will prosper and went back to sleep without opening my eyes. My husband hearing how I woke opened his eyes and said he saw an ugly figure with long arms like legs and long legs in our room wobbling away from the bed. He didn't want me to be afraid so he didn't say anything. Since that period in our lives our businesses slowly came to a standstill and things are not working? Please can you help me with a little more clarification on these things I have written. Thank you and God bless.

Mosope081:
I dreamt that i went to visit a big sister, while we were gisting NEPA took light so we went outside to sit on the pavement, i sat on feaces there in broadlight,we didnt notice it was there before sitting there,in the dream it was all over my body, i tried using water it still didnt go so i eventually used somebody's towel to clean it.. what does this mean please?
Please interprete this oh please

mondaypaul77:
Good evening sir,

I had a revelation where I was been shown salt carefully arranged on sharp grass.

Sir could you help help with the interpretation?

Eazybay:
Well, this dream has been a bit consistent. I mean I've had it for 3 times in different forms..


Its always like this:

I would be in a place and sth terrible would be happening, in some cases terrorist attack, cultists attack or something, people would be running in different directions but me I'm always confused about wea to run to and when I do, I don't run very far.. I end up seeing the assailants but they don't come to me cos I wake up almost immediately.

John well
PROPHETmichael

nazanwannem:
40th and reigning Miss Nigeria beauty queen, Chioma Obiadi, out of her compassion for humanity has written an Open letter to United States president, Donald Trump on why and how puling out of the Paris Climate Agreement will affect the Niger - Delta region in Nigeria.

According to her, whilst climate change is still far in the consciousness of the Nigerian people, it is a step in the right direction which social actors like hers keep promoting. She also disclosed it is her dream that Nigeria becomes more green conscious, and that citizens work hard to preserve our beautiful country.

"It saddened my heart when I listened to the news few days ago to hear that the United States (US) will withdraw from the Paris Agreement on climate change. Although, we all know that China has recently surpassed the United States in annual greenhouse gas emissions, the US on its own has produced 27 per cent of the total carbon dioxide emissions of the world as at 2011.

The worry thing about carbon dioxide is that it stays up in the atmosphere for a very long time. Enough time to cause the damage we all try to avoid for ourselves, our families and our countries. Hence, the US is a very important country when it comes to reducing CO2 emission, protecting the environment and as a hegemony, take the lead in the movement of saving the world from itself in this discourse. Indeed, for many years, the US has continually reaffirm its leadership in promoting peace in the world and specifically promoting the need to safeguard our environment against global warming. Withdrawing from the Paris Agreement is a mistake and I urge you to reverse your decision.

Apart from the Kyoto Protocol, a pivotal moment was reached in Paris in 2015 when 196 member states reached a consensus to adopt the Paris Agreement. The Paris Agreement is an agreement with the United Nations Framework Convention on Climate Change (UNFCCC) aimed at getting countries of the world to work together to mitigate global warming. Particularly, focused on enhancing implementation, Article 2 of the UNFCCC aims to (a) Hold the increase in the global average temperature to well below 2 °C above pre-industrial levels and to pursue efforts to limit the temperature increase to 1.5 °C above pre-industrial levels, recognizing that this would significantly reduce the risks and impacts of climate change; (b) To Increase the ability to adapt to the adverse impacts of climate change and foster climate resilience and low greenhouse gas emissions development, in a manner that does not threaten food production; and (c) To Make finance flows consistent with a pathway towards low greenhouse gas emissions and climate-resilient development.”. According to Ban Ki-moon, “For the first time, every country in the world pledged to curb their emissions, strengthen resilience and join in common cause for the common good,”

Even Nigeria through our President, Muhammadu Buhari and the former Minister of Environment, Amina Mohammed, signed the Paris Agreement in 2016. Whilst climate change is still far in the consciousness of the Nigerian people, it is a step in the right direction which social actors like myself keep promoting. It is my dream that Nigeria becomes more green conscious and that citizens work hard to preserve our beautiful country. The social movement in the US has been a shinning example and I really plead on your leadership to uphold the positive identity of the US as the world sees it… A super power and a role model. Through the Green-Girl Project, I have tried and still trying to bring the issues of the environment to the consciousness of the Nigerian People especially seeing the degradation we experience.

The Niger Delta being a crucial area in Nigeria that requires significant attention is one of my main focus. I am indeed happy about projects like the Ogoni Clean-up and related restoration projects. However, I fear that President Trumps decision to withdraw from the Paris Agreement will affect the involvement of American companies like Exxon Mobil who should be crucial to promoting the clean-up and other climate change issues in Nigeria. Exxon Mobil is at the heart of Nigeria’s economy as a major manufacturer and marketer of commodity and specialty petrochemicals in Nigeria. I want to see Exxon mobil increase its commitment to safeguarding the environment in Nigeria through its social investment project.

According to NASA, earth’s temperatures in 2015 were the hottest ever recorded. Rising temperatures and changing patterns of rain and sunshine are changing where plants grow, and in the case of our oceans, encouraging the proliferation of species that impact native ocean habitat. As ocean waters warm, they expand, causing sea-levels to rise. We are at increased risk of storms, droughts, and floods with communities at risk of their life and livelihood. This is all over the news everyday and it is by no chance “fake news”.

For this reason, I continue to urge people especially in Nigeria to do their bit to promote and safeguard the environment through little actions they can practice in their living space. At the same time, I urge you Mr President to take a bolder step than your predecessors to show your commitment to protecting the environment in the US and the world. I look forward to better action from your government, moving forward.

Climate change is already beginning to transform life on earth. We cannot change global warming in terms of where it is today but we can stop it before from gets worse.I agree with Former President Barack Obama when he said, “This is national security issue, it is not just an enviromental issue”. Hence, reaffirming your commitment to the Paris Agreement and other related commitment is not about the environment, it is about ‘putting American first’ and it is about saving the world. Be the super power you claim to be and walk your talk …lead by example. "

http://www.lailasblog.com/2017/06/us-pulling-paris-agreement-will-affect-niger-delta-miss-nigeria-writes-open-letter-donald-trump.html

Elmojiid:
am crying with them alsoam crying with them alsoam crying with them also

mizbride2be:
Its sad the little Faith Is there, yet its not working.
Maybe Life is what you set for yourself according to a friend.
If God can not answer those little prayers one prays for years, its shows he's not interested in our prayers or he's not there..
How can he watch his own beg from people who make ways for themselves through wrong deed?
Why cant he prove himself if he's there?
Why would he wait for his own to suffer and loss hope and finally give up?
Am not talking about religion here.

mizbride2be:
Lately i've been thinking.
Is like there are some situations in a man's life that God can not solve.
Even when all human efforts, prayers, deliverance, fasting and all manner of spiritual activities are been carried out. Things still wouldnt Chang for better
Sometimes, you watched your mate giving bride and getting good job, flirting around with different men, yet they ended up with good men who truly love and care for them. But you who' dont want to go that way, you put your trust in your God, while you struggle so hard, yet things cant work out for u.
You believe in purity, trust worthy, faithfulness and you have good qualifications, well mannered, you're hard working, yet its you that things are not working for.
Its you who could give all you have to show love to people you don't know, yet its the same who can not break forth
Its you who could pray for people and they have a turn around , yet the same you who can not break forth.


Do you think God is really interested in what we do here on earth?
Could it be he want us to struggle, get frustrated, get tired of him and give up?
Are there situations in a man's life that God can not solve no matter how much we pour our love on him?
Are there situations in a man's life That's beyond God's touch no matter how long we wait on God.

sheanzy:
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edidiongmichael:
What Happened To Me On Sunday Service In Church


What's your candid view on this?

Recently I joined a church, I know how to play piano but not really well. The church has a standard pianist that plays literally on every church's event. When they discovered I knew how to play, they gave me the opportunity to be playing at least 2 times a month. Honestly, I didn't see myself as a church worker because I've never been to their meeting before. I only play when they tell me to otherwise I stay at the congregation. Last Sunday, I wore a shirt with a suit trouser and a sandals to church, then I wasn't expected to tuck in my shirt with a sandals. When I got to church, the pastor ordered me out of the church to tuck in before coming inside and instructed the ushers to not let me in until I tucked in my shirt. The church was still on and I got so ashamed and embarrassed. Everybody's eyes were on me during that time.

As confused as I was, I angrily left the church that moment to another nearby church.

Then I started thinking, Do we really have to tuck in our shirts to show how holy we are in church? What do you think had prompted the pastor to order me out? Do Christians have a dressing code? Will I be judged on the final day for letting loose my shirt to church? What's your view on this?

Born2Freak:
Doubting Thomas saw and believed

Born2Freak:
1. Give women bigger breasts and yansh. So many of my Christian sisters have to surgically enhance their ukwu.

2.Give older men strong €rections. So many men rely on viagra and other aphrodisiacs just to enjoy thier God given right to explore the Congo and plant their seeds.

3. Regrow limbs. Amputees never die grow their limbs back in churches. Christian musician, Ayefele has been on wheelchair for years.

4. Deflect Boko harm bombs. So many churches in the birth have been bombed by the Boko boys. If only pastors learnt ode-eshi ( bullet and bomb blocking juju) jazz from the holy spirit.

5. Turn atheists into believers. Jesus convinced doubting Thomas that he was not a ghost but a zombie. Jesus preached to many and turned them into sheep followers. Why can't these pastors deal with these nairaland infidels that call themselves atheists?

jonbellion:
Looking at Nigerian pastors lives they don't look like people that are ready to leave the earth any moment from now . It's obvious that are enjoying the cash flow of the gullible sheeple that they have used it to live very comfortable lives on earth. I've never really heard of any Nigerian pastor going to war torn countries to preach the gospel even in African countries like Somalia the CAR etc
But they can jet off to places where things actually work and people couldn't care less like the UK, Paris, the states etc the same bunch that brought the gospels to them
So to pastor defending christians and atheists do you think top pastors in Nigeria can give their lives for the greater good of the congregation?

ArcToyin:
a message well bisected. Devil has capitalised on man and is seriously overruling. I just pray God emasculate his power.

Splashme:
Beginning to like this man with my whole heart

opeyemiieblog:
watch this interesting short Comedy below

Comedy is not for you, change your profession..











https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaoY9xMqNVc&feature=youtu.be

Dejinxzy:
We complain of being marginalized by the Federal government, yet we treat our own like scum. Why are NDDC leaders heartless?

mykell56:
These maybe the Highest scores yet in the ongoing jamb examination.
with the two students scoring 339 and 319 respectively.

bond77:
Is osinbanjo not supposed to be following the footstep of his master? If Jesus did not participate in politics why should he? You talk of mission, Jesus also had a mission he was the promised Messiah and he came to die for sinners still he did not meddle in politics. Btw what was osinbanjo 's mission ? Is he mission greater than that of Jesus?

bond77:
Honestly, I wonder sometimes.. can you be a pastor and a politician at the same time with out being corrupt ? Is it possible? The last time I checked the two post are the latest hives of corruption.

timilehin007:
Economist in the house abeg come summarize this aposle to the people of jerusalem in 5 sentences humm biko

Dotwillis1:
my brother for this Nigeria, it ain't possible..and that's frankly speaking.

..takes only the grace of God

abitex577:
Take him back to Edo State, the place to go is Omega Fire MINISTRY, Auchi. JEHOVAH the Doctor is always in the house. Whatever they have done in the coven can be undone. More grace.