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Growing up it was Jerry then when i became an adult i realized Tom was the victim while Jerry was the trouble maker. Tom is just a house cat that doesn't want trouble in his space.

Belial06:
Point of correction man. But how do you expect us to be discussing cartoons we watched as kids with wide eyed amazement oblivious to the harsh realities that awaited us as adults.

When we have more pressing issues to contemplate

Bros there are pages to discuss serious issues on this same forum just move towards there.

Amara661:
Did you have feelings he was cheating on you ?

When a man doesn't want sex it does not always mean he is cheating, I have seen a lot of women make this rash conclusions-which are completely wrong. A man refusing sex could be psychological and emotional too. The question should be what has been their marriage history and the role the wife has played in all of this? How has he been doing in his career, work or business and how is the wife trying to support him?
Trust me "most men" don't think of sex when they are feeling inadequate.

APC is a useless and fraudulent party but the problem is that PDP which was suppose to be the main opposition party is even worst and dubious than APCunts.

My first fone was motorola timeport in 2004.

I don't know how kids always manage to survive this fatal accidents, one time in 2010 i was involved in an accident along Lafia to Keffi road while all of us in the vehicle had one injury or the other and there was even a death, the only baby in the vehicle was sitting comfortably outside the vehicle.
That changed my perspective completely about the existence of God. There must be a God somewhere that direct things around here.

Why you dey sell everything, you japa leave who for (Nigeria) with Buhari?

The rascalities that is going on in this country is so heart breaking. Every one going on with life like mad people. That was how a driver insisted on carrying 3 passengers including himself making 4 people in the front seats of a golf car, with another 4 people behind. In a trip from kaduna to sokoto.

Noshitboi:
Our junction, dirt dey drag road with vehicles

Ayade is from northern cross river state and they are known for being dirty even the rich ones. An average northern cross riverian is a dirty person

This is a flawed generalization. Yes, we all agree that Ayade has done very poorly but to insult an entire region because of the performers of just one person(whom you all voted for) goes to show how close minded and ignorant you are as a human being. Please grow up. Is just like me saying the entire efik tribal women are prostitute and the men are lazy(which is not true) because a few people I know.

Very reckless statement from the leader of an apex bank of a country. No wonder the economy is nosediving everyday. Useless cunt-try with shitty leaders.

If you gree 1.5m please lets deal i wud send someone for inspection.

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Heard my blood group is rare in sub saharan Africa but very common amongst the Japanese. That's not a good news at all.

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Heard my blood group is rare in sub saharan Africa but very common amongst the Japanese. That's not a good news at all.

SporaD8:
Something outta the water looking some black?!
Title should have been Mermaid with vitiligo skin!

Have you seen a catfish before?? Just to remind you that the catfish is black btw.

Punch Newspaper
Still remember that editorial where they said 'henceforth Buhari would be referred to as Major General'
But going by his precedent Buhari and those around him have earned themselves the title of dictators including Liar Mohammed.
Lekki massacre.
Complete disregard for rule of law etc.

When i was a kid i had sympathy for Jerry, but as a grown man i feel Tom was the cool guy, he was just an innocent cat that want some peace and to be a cat. But the devilish rat will never let him have that peace in his own space.

Born and brought up in Lagos, But came to the north to school. After service in ebonyi i could not imagine how i will cope with the rascality in Lagos, so i carried my bag and left for Abuja(One of the best decisions it took). But i still visit Lagos every year though, just to have a feel of the madness and for reawakening.

THE ONLY THING WEY DEY LAGOS WEY NO DEY OTHER STATES NA STRESS.

I have got better offers in Lagos but i turned them down, I am still open to relocating back to lagos but the offer must be excellent and triple wat i am earning now.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Should have done this a long time ago.. bring them in so those little bandits can be flushed from your country..
Mercenaries are a must for quelling rebellions/bandits... It's so hard to get brothers(Nigeria soldiers) and neighbors(bandits and terrorist) to kill one another...Put a language barrier between the soldiers and the people they are killing and it makes them much more apt to do their job without complaint...
Simple..

I no know say you get sense like this oooooo!!!!

Yes, for companionship.
It is not like a 60 year old can still give birth to contest anything with you.

inspirator1:
UNN

You can't hear piam. The only way to know say small disturbance dey na when security don start stop and search for school gates for all vehicles cum suspicious passerbys.

Book no go even give you time carry cult matter for head.

True.
Most first generation universities are like this. Being a product of ABU and currently running a programme with UNN, most first gen universities are serene.
All this rascality na with 2nd generation schools with some of those glorified secondary schools called higher institutions.

Hi,
Please I will try to be brief as possible as i can.
I work with a firm that sells construction equipment, and head the logistics and warehouse department. I have this junior colleague that has been with the company for 8years(long before i joined cos i have only been there for 2+ years), he is experienced and good at his job.
But yesterday i caught this guy trying to steal two pieces of 70ah batteries, it really broke my heart because he can not even sell this things for up to 100k. I have tried everything in my capacity to make sure those working under my dept enjoy every benefits that are due to them; from hazard allowance, overtime, and so on. I sign all this allowance without asking questions even when sometimes some of them are questionable. I was doing all this so that nobody has any reason to steal and they have small change to augment their salary.
Personally i hate theft and frown at it and they all know it cos i keep preaching against this at every meeting, and if i escalate this to the management at the HQ in Lagos, he might be sack without benefits after 8 long years and he is a family man.

Though I have scold him and told him he would hear from me by Monday morning, the truth is given the situation I don't know what to do with this guy.

I am really confuse cos i don't even know how long he has been doing this shit.

adewumiopeyemi:
Dont you have friends and family to borrow from why must it be loan shark with huge intreste which wil still combine to hunt you
See so far your download the loan app
You will still go there and borrow again

You no get even small sense ahswear.

This reminds me of a certain Raymond who was the MD of RSG in Abuja. Deducts staff salaries with reckless abandon, insults and degrade staff, and even sleep with female staff under the very nose of his wife.
I worked there for 2months+ and ran away without collecting my my last salary. We have a terrible labour law in Nigeria and some employers of labour simply portray that wicked tendency of an average Nigerian.

We should start calling this organizations out and exposing them so that people will stay clear of them.

phaya:
Congratulations papa princess. God bless your home

Thanks so much ma'am. Amen!!

kokaiye:
congratulations to u n ur family sir.

Amen!!! thanks so much ma'am.

MrHighSea:
Congrats bro.
I can't wait.
Women dey try.o

After this I'm not doing again

Hahahahahaha!!! naso we dey always talk but few years from now we go dey ask for another.
Seriously women should be worship and adored. The three days has been such a life changing experience for me.
Thanks boss.

Hi mommas in the house, my daughter was safely delivered on the 27th of February. Mum and child are in good condition. Although I have been a silent reader but I have learnt a lot from all of you(as a first time Dad), and i tried to apply some of your experiences. You all have been terrific in sharing your knowledge and experience. Thanks to someone like madam splassh(for the gift and words of encouragement).

Thank you, as I will still be part of this group and learning from y'all.

Sugardiva:
CRS Fed allocation per month is about 2 billion or so, IGR per month is 1. 2 billion on a good month and there are no viable industries except for the coco plantations in ogoja and ikom and the stones in akampka. These industries have not been harnessed to even 1/10 capacity and then some uninformed graph on the internet says CRS is one of the best economies in the country?

I was born in, I live in and work for Cross River State. I know Cross River State. Unverified graphs and statistics are easy to draw. The internet is free enough for that and I guess knowledge is a choice. Like I said before research more and keep urself currently informed before commenting.

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Hi my sister, please i will like to make an inquiry on how much the state pays level 8 staff. I am pursuing an offer with the state govt. and will like to know if it is worth leaving my present job by comparing what i earn at the moment please.

Death to all rapist. Short and simple.

Couple of times with different ladies, but my best experience was with a sexy and beautiful MILF who was a senior officer(I think around the rank of ACP then) with the Nigeria police, mhen!!!!!! old mature ladies are so experience in sex especially if she is from Akwa Ibom. And the peace of mind they will give you is topnotch; no headache, no urgent 2k, no..........I was also doing well for myself so i never asked her for anything either, but I am so sure to eat the best afang or vegetable soup each time i visit her, before we have sex.
Sometimes we act out what we see on the porn movie, "if that woman gives you head you will think you are in cloud 9(I never returned the favour of a BJ though, but she was okay with that) and their is ds thing she does with the wall muscles of are p*** in massaging my d******, omo that woman was madt.
I broke her heart when i told her i was getting married but she took it in good faith and wish me well. Nice woman and officer of the law.

AShadowofmyself:
I don’t know about what you all are saying oo but I think almost everybody that is poping or is making it is into this cultism shi a lot of you guys out here saying no to cultism are people who you became part of it and it didn’t Favour you

It’s something the majority of the society is into if you are a Jew nowadays and making money people are going to so look down on you it would be the hardest thing to do in this life except you are using jazz actually let’s see it more of like a club some people end up belonging to the axes because they can’t deal with the autocratic system of the air guys and that’s what it really is everyone always seems not to say what it really is.

I am sorry i don't have the energy to join words with you. I respect your views even when i find it so skewed.

OP you dey ment