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I read all with a straight face

Tallesty1:
You just agreed with him 😂.

It's like saying men avoid relationships because they are unemployed and can't afford them.

If all Nigerian women see relationship as employment what do we say of the average university guy with more than one girlfriends? The unemployed guy with a supportive fiancee, the unemployed husband with more than a kid? Retired senior citizens with functioning homes.

Even the average jigolo who prostitute himself for a living will come online to type nonsense.

Wanted to unleash wrath on senseless Nl males and Alfa mails but I got distracted

Oowel:
The Girls dont really know what a life time union is

Eyah... Sorry

Do you know?

Magnetic010:
Nigerian women have turned relationship in employement

Like you all are employed

Points taken

His wife is most likely infected too

Nl boys are going nuts

They are jealous, they can't hide it

SA vs Nigeria

Very dicey topic I hardly get involved in.

God will help both countries.

folake4u:
I've abstained from men nau. But if I ever have a man, I will touch his bum. Non-negotiable.

That's Cray Cray

Farfalla:
I'm telling you.
Has she ever mentioned to you that she likes slapping men's buttöcks, despite the fact that I've warned her to stay away from men?

Folake does post some crazy weird preference Never have I imagined someone enjoying slapping men's buttocks

Sounds bdsmwxzy

These people just like unnecessary bants. Although she has the right to state the genre she wants to be known for... Lol the joke is on the award organizers.

Nazgul:
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I speak on behalf of Alfa mails and not simps like you

Wahala...

People are tying the knots offline, Nl people are going nuts online.

Y'all will be alright

DeeScan:
haven't I

Never have you in the past, neither have you in present and with what I'm seeing, neither will you in future to come.

Good night

folake4u:
Pina please. 😂😂😂😂

Some won't understand sarcasm and label you "pick me".

Naz and Tall are giving me bombastic side eye already...

Please what do men want self


Lol @Pick me... On Nl? Okay I dey come

folake4u:
Lol I know right. 😂😂😂😂

I have convos with my friends and we could just be using these slangs, a listener might just assume we're talking about it in its literal state, not knowing it has another meaning.

Na to go buy Gen Z dictionary remain now

It's not right!!!

It's an abomination!

Any man that does that has lost his manhood!!

Aaaagbedo! ka maa ri!!!

Only simps does that! That's why as a male you must marry as a foetus so you do not at any point in life do a "woman's duty" !

folake4u:
Nor shake head oh. Go check am for Twitter na.

There was a Twitter9ja thread where girls were discussing their preference, traditional or modern DJ-ing. I laugh that day mehn.

Dj-ing

Hmmmmmmm it's concealing Sha . Lol poor me would have thought the real Disk jockey definition if it pops in a conversation .

These days the best is to ask if people really mean what they say or there's an hidden definition somewhere

GloriousGbola:
Vigorously shaking your man's head in your *****?

That's right. The real thing, with rhythmic pounding beats a machine any day.

For the 101% full body experience.

A glorious gbola is more than just member

Toys are for small girls

Sir Glorious ibi te ro lo yii far o

I was shaking my head for Folake. That child haff spoil finish

DeeScan:
If the husband had not spending on her sorry ass.. he probably would have built her house too ..


Men you better wise up..

I do hope you intend to make your point tonight.

folake4u:
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We call it "DJ" or "DJing" now. You can search it online.



I say make I tell you as GenZ education.

SMH vigorously

😍

Tallesty1:
When Buhari won, people voluntarily trekked for him. They even trekked for Jonathan after he conceded defeat. But nobody trekked for Tinubu, so now he's forcing everyone to trek.

Wetin be this for God's sake?

folake4u:
Pina, your mouth nor good. 🤣🤣

Lol no mind me.

I still dey wrestle with saying everything I notice

Coupled with her receding hairline, she look stressed and unhealthily aged.

May God help her

Everyday247:
Tell us how you wan take make 100 million before the end of the month.

Na that answer me self dey find

In this economy?

Na how to make 100 million before month end dey bother me like this.

I'm definitely following this thread

I'm speechless!!!

I remembered him randomly two weeks ago and three days ago. I shrugged it off thinking I will reach out when I'm finally ready to patronize him.

Honestly this hit me o . I have never met him but I'm pained .

Sigh 😔