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jonaifame22:
May your testimony remain permanent!

Amen thanks

EmperorLee:
Congratulations.



Buh CS is no longer a big deal like that sha, it's safer now sef than going through all these labour pains and they don't even have to spend more than 2 to 3 days in the hospital after the operation


Once again, Congratulations.

So I was told. Buh I didnt want to take the risk. Anything that has to do with cutting her up was not what I could endure..no matter how appealing it might sound.

Thanks.

This is my account of what I personally experienced.

We finally got to the 9th month, especially the EDD (Expected delivery date). We were told it is not always accurate. It is always plus or minus 2 weeks. We did 3 Different scans and got 3 different EDD. I knew deep down in me that the baby is coming on one of these 3 days.

I promised my wife to be with her throughout the ED dates so I took 7 days off at work. On the first ED date, she experienced constant pains that made us conclude, this must it. We picked her things up, stock my car boot thinking the day has come. We were disappointed when the doctor told us the dilation is still very small. In fact they could not even admit her on their bed. They told us to go back home and come back the next day. I could not cry for her. The pain was so much already. How are we going to endure the night?

It was hell through the night. Please respect women no matter how small or young they are. The pain is always a near death experience.
We got to the hospital the following day, they told us she still has a long way to go, she has dilated 4cm, but the water has not broken, no bloody mucus discharge (Never mind experienced wife and doctors will understand this). I plead with them to admit her; I could not bear to see her in pains at home. “Let her be here so she can be under monitor”. They agreed, gave us our bed and we checked in. A friendly nurse gave us many hints e.g. she should keep climbing the stairs and lie on her side whenever she feels like relaxing…e.t.c.

We checked in around 7:30am, at around 4:00pm, she said she felt something is coming out, we rushed to the ladies where a ball of water came out, and it was punctured by the nurse. That was when active labor started.
So they took her to the labor, the nurse gave me a chair to sit outside. I refused; I said I want to be with her in the Labor room. We argued, the matron came to convince me they don’t allow non-technical staff in labor or surgery room. I gave them drama oooo…She is not going there alone. When the matron could not bear my arrogance and trouble, she gave me a green gown, gloves and nose cover, I don’t know what medical people call them. Na so I enter ooo with Ogboju.

I nearly regretted entering the place, although I got a consoling end result which made me forget the whole gory experience. Women.., our mothers are suffering. I was resourceful to the nurses and maids in the room, whenever they need her to move to a particular posture, I help her out, clean up blood, intestinal fluids e.t.c. Jez..I am a personality that hates seeing blood or watching horrific/bloody movies, accident scenes. That night was a night of torture for me.

At around 7:20pm, we saw the head of the baby coming after hundreds of contractions. I saw the hair of my baby, I touched it down there. But, it was still not coming out after uncountable pushes. That was then the doctor came in and said “The mother is getting tired and the baby pulse is fading, so they needed a CS immediately”. My heart jumped, I felt dejected and disappointed. I thought “So all my wahala since morning, they will still have to cut my wife opened. God wetin I do? Is it my sins or what?”. I could see my wife’s eyeball becoming red with tears forming. I was crying inside, but I was looking strong and confident outside to encourage my wife. I turned to the staffs; I said they should give her 30 minutes more. They refused; they said they were losing the baby. I shouted on one of them, “IF YOUR KNIFE EVER TOUCH MY WIFE, I WILL SUE YOUR ASS!”. They were shocked by the way I shouted and my vulgar words. So the doctor agreed to give 30 minutes more. They placed my wife on oxygen. She told me she could no longer do it anymore, she is tired. I told her beautiful things, I told her “If they operate you, we will name the child in this hospital. All the plans for the naming ceremony we have made will be a waste. The cloths, the shoe, the goat meat, and the caterers we had in mind to contract…the owambe. People will come here to grieve with us instead of congratulating us. Even if we are discharged before the naming ceremony, you won’t be able to dance on that day”.

I don’t know where she got the energy from, she just pushed and pushed like never before, baby head just popped out.
The nurse pulled her out (yes it’s a she). She was also looking tired, not breathing, but alive, they quickly rushed her under one UV light, pass oxygen pipe to her nose. She was still not breathing, after few minutes she just opened her mouth to cry. I just knelt down thanking God, singing praises. By the way, the team commended me that day; they said they have never seen a man do what I did that night. And my faith is strong.

It was not a palatable experience, should I talk about intestinal fluid, discharges, bloods? She was a first timer, her VG could not accommodate the size of the baby, they had to cut her and blood started gushing out, I nearly fainted at that point. I also monitor the process of stitching her cuts. It was gory. Child delivery is not childsplay or for the faint of heart. Respect to our mothers, nurses and doctors.

[size=14pt]Pogba...Scam of the new era.[/size]

Chelsea fans are still shocked by conte managerial decision up till now.

Is it an intentional sabotage?

What's between you and Oscar ivanhovic?

Why wait till 84 minute to substitute ...75 minute against swansea.?

Why are you keeping your best players On the bench?

Are you trying to create another debrune case in batsuayi?

The coach gave a shocker to Chelsea. He tried for Liverpool.

To me Liverpool were not spectacular. They won baba ijebu. The 2 goals where the most stupid goals I have ever seen. Even eyinba can't conceed the first one.

codemaniacs:
There was peace during GEJ period... would you choose chaos over peace just because you dislike GEJ

What peace? Boko-haram is peace to you ?

I didnt hate GEJ. He hated me...and can you vote for someone who hated you ?

codemaniacs:
You are not Yoruba.... you are not a christian.... Can't u do without mentioning Yoruba... No one voted GEJ out... colonialists wanted GEJ out...

The poster made reference to Yoruba muslims. I am a Yoruba man...a proud one...GEJ was unpopular. You know it.

mencade5:
Because of greed, the yoruba muslims brought this murderers on us. Bunch of betrayers

during salah they celebrated with hunger and empty pockets, shame. Enjoy your tinubu changew afonja

[size=15pt]Its not about Yoruba muslims. I am a Yoruba Christian. I supported Buhari which was morally right judging by the way GEJ was treating Yorubas. Its common sense to vote out any administration that hate your tribe.

The change we are in affects all...we are all the cause of it one way or the other. Jonathan and Easterners brought a politics of tribalism, we Yorubas played in the game.

The same Yorubas who voted for GEJ for his first tenure without considering his tribe or religion turned their back on him when he started playing tribal war.

We are all responsible for the mess we are in. You are mocking Yoruba muslims for dry sallah. Christmas is few months away. Una go hear am.

Tribalism is cancer to this country. The source of corruption itself.[/size]

on Facebook
"you will die in 7 days if you don't type YES"
smh

Cause of death in Nigeria

Hello nairalanders.

I am planning to start a wine retailing and distribution business.

Do I need a License or government approval ?

Your contributions will be appreciated.

[size=15pt]Its Tompolo we are talking about.

Is the man really dead?

If yes, are you sure desperate Tompolo did not do it to win sympathy or spite the FG ?

A Tompolo i know will blow up his people and pipeline to spite buhari dullardeeno

Dont trust these political militants[/size]

Fulanis are still living in the past. They want to conquer Taraba, Nassarawa, PLateu. This is a country and not a medieval settlement. They are still fighting Jihad.

SMH

[size=15pt]Hausas attacked an Igbo man. On Nairaland Igbo men started attacking Yorubas.

Say wetin happen gan sef?

You no fit face your Hausa Nemesis.

Suddenly it became a Yoruba issue.

I smell Jealousy.

FYi: Lagos will continue to be home for all tribes, ethnicities. There is nothing anybody can do about it. Soon Ogun state will join the league. Thats the dream of we Yorubas. We want it to be center of the world like Dubai and New York.

Igbo, Hausa, Chinese, Indians, you are welcome. Pls feel at home and invest.[/size]

T3Amo:
But he can't consider other people. Who knows how long their victims suffered to get what they now have. A lot of innocent people loose their lives during such robberies. Are they not losing their loved ones too ?

Truth is everyone has their problems and some people work very hard to get where they are. Everyone has a choice. I know of a guy who grew up very poor. He had one pair of jeans and no shoes, but today he is a doctor. He could have easily turned to crime but he did not.

People who commit crimes are simply lazy and evil and no matter how poor you are there is no justification for it. Imagine if everyone who is poor, or going through hardships decides to do crime, what would happen to the country?

God bless you. The only people poverty can kill are handicaps. And they dont steal, they beg.

Outside handicaps, I dont see any reason why anybody should go into crime...

I didnt go into crime when I was using roasted corn to swallow garri. When I was having cassava as three square meal, I didnt steal a kobo from anyone. I survived, I am not yet at Dangote level, but i bless God.

Maxcollins042:
Before you started throwing punches to the air you should have showed a little empathy?

Did you consider the time frame that the deposit was needed in order to save his sister's life?

What if the time frame is short,would brick laying generate N20,000 abi N10,000 at such short notice?

Am not in anyway justifying his action but conditions like his such as losing a loved one and you are handicapped can make you do the unthinkable. We should pray not to find ourselves in such position.

Amen if his story is true. They always have a story. They always blame some else but themselves when they are caught.

Thank God he didnt blame the devil this time around. It seems people are blaming the devil these days.

All the sister is sick story is all bullcrap.

You are a criminal, period! no 2 ways to it.

You even had guns. You need to deposit 20,000 at the hospital and you can afford guns.

Death to you and your sister.

Economic recession...everyone blaming recession. I remember the dollar time...Vegetable sellers were blaming dollar too.

Edit:
Before anybody bash me. I have known poverty in the past. I didnt steal or kill anyone. I had to do bricklaying jobs, cut grass to pay my school fees.

So if I see any armed robber using poverty as excuse, it gets me pissed off.

[size=16pt]Nice one. Blow up Igbo land. Next is Anambra.

Blow it up to fight Buhari.

Burn down houses so it can pain Buhari.

Bomb all pipeline in the east so it can pain Buhari.

Buhari will be the one to suffer for it.

But wait a minute...ASO rock na enjoyment palace na...

Anyways..just bomb Igbo lands so Buhari can feel the pain in his palace, under AC, with 24/7 electricity, body gaurd beautiful AISHA punnany. And national treasury.

Bomb it so it can pain Yorubas and APC.... [/size]

[size=15pt]Ondo is also a Yoruba land. SO Yoruba has always being producing oil too.

Our Oyel money[/size]

nnokwa042:
u people re funny 12000 barrel per a day while naija delta can produce 3 million barrel per day mr man lagos oil cant take care of surulere LGA not talk of ikeja mr man without niger delta oil u wont ve nigeria ok since aveger begin bomb oil pipelines u no dey feel the suffer?

[size=15pt]Ondo is also a Yoruba land ...ya haters keep forgeting that LOLz...hahahahahaha [/size]

[size=15pt]This is Obama era.

Americans must always favor muslims.

Thats why Donald Trump is against Clinton and Obama.

And Nigerians are attacking Trump.

They hate anything christian or Israel. Thats why Obama always attack Israel and Christians.[/size]

Lets blame Afonja people

[size=15pt]Nice one.

Next ..kill your father...

They raised you to be beast. God knows how many infidels you have killed.

Time to use your killing skill on your family members.[/size]

her fans started this.

slyopez:
See fine and young ladies that are sango and orisa worshippers, tomorrow person go go marry their daughters without knowing.


Yoruba's and Idle worshipping are like 5&6

[size=16pt]Dear Mr. Black brain
How has christianity helped this country so far?
One of the worst countries in the word. Even Russia and atheist country is better off.[/size]

And Companies want to associate their business with negative publicity.

kennycalls:
if I carry u go Lagos island... you go love Lagos o

[size=15pt]What about Lagos mainland?[/size]

Pwayne2016:
This Afonjas sabi talk too much ooo

As if dey didnt see Our Ebonyi der

Dat is how dey wil be chestbeating

As if dey gat all, but evidence shows dat Igbos are greatest tribe in West Africa even America confirmed it

Just imagine how Tribalism sent Under23 away because of one Afonja SADIQ

[size=15pt]Yet you can't boast of a world recognized billionaire.

You dont own MTN, GLO, Etiselat or any related.

Your lands are not developed like Lagos, Abuja.

You migrate to other place to sell fake goods. You have no place in your region to be proud of.

And that explains why Malaysia take you guys to gallow every day

National Bureau of Statics released a report, you claimed its yoruba. WHy can't you publish your own report to fight NBS.

Agrieved party should head to the court[/size]

[size=17pt]As a lagosian and a yoruba man. I agree with this report. Lagos is not stable.

Agbero today, Area boys tomorrow, Omo onile, Armed robbers, Igando militants e.t.c.

Plus many slums and ghettos.

Its true lagos is developing to be a megacity, however a lot needs to be done to improve live in residential areas like AGege, Ogba, Obawole, Ajegunle, Mushin e.t.c.

Lagos is building more cities. They dont care about the existing mainland[/size]

saintkel:
Wen they said Onitsha was a dirty city, d children of hate stormed d thread to insult Anambra n its people. Now see where u r, it pays not to hate.

[size=17pt]You are a big fool. Are you sayign Anambra is better than Tripoli? Even Tripoli is better than Lagos. Yet Lagos is ranked higher than trippoli[/size]

And they are not scare of wizkid. LOL...Poisonous lies