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CoolFreeday:
i believe its a game plan, they're all the same.

Hmmm...you r right.

CoolFreeday:
you think Trump is not one of them? I don't think so..

The way the media, celebrities, ex presidents even own party members are dealing with him suggests he does not belong. He is an outsider.

And finally, He is against illuminati plan "Globalization" "One world order". He is taking on them. He is openly campaigning against them.

The race is hot right now.

Is the one world order globalist (Obama/Hillary) going to retain their power?

Is the power going to be hijacked by USA nationalists (Trump)?

I see the one world order winning this. Trump stands no chance. I believe the election result is even ready before the vote.

Trump is wasting his time and money. You can't beat these people

Donald Trump tweeted on Tuesday that “the shackles have been taken off” his campaign — a thinly veiled threat suggesting that the final 28 days of the presidential race will be filled with personal attacks. That scorched-earth strategy is on full display in the Trump campaign’s latest ad, which targets Hillary Clinton’s health.

“Our next president faces daunting challenges in a dangerous world,” a voice-over says at the beginning of the ad. “Iran promoting terrorism; North Korea threatening; ISIS on the rise; Libya and North Africa in chaos. Hillary Clinton failed every single time as secretary of state. Now she wants to be president.”

The 30-second spot, titled “Dangerous,” then cuts to clips of Clinton coughing on the stump and being helped up the stairs and into her van.

“Hillary Clinton doesn’t have the strength, stamina or fortitude to lead in our world,” the narrator continues over an image of her checking email on her BlackBerry. “She failed us as secretary of state. Don’t let her fail us again.”

Clinton’s health — which has long been the subject of right-wing conspiracy theories — was put into stark relief on Sept. 11 when she abruptly departed a 9/11 memorial service at Ground Zero, and video emerged of her stumbling and needing to be helped by aides into her van.

Hours later, the campaign said that she had been diagnosed with pneumonia two days before and that she had become overheated and dehydrated at the event.

The episode forced Clinton off the campaign trail for three days to rest.

Trump did not initially attack Clinton’s dizzy spell, but the former “Celebrity Apprentice” star disclosed the results of his own recent physical on “The Dr. Oz Show” — prompting his Democratic rival to release an updated letter from her doctor.

“My overall impression is that Mrs. Clinton has remained healthy and has not developed new medical conditions this year other than a sinus and ear infection and her recently diagnosed pneumonia,” Clinton’s longtime physician, Lisa Bardack, wrote in the letter. “She continues to remain healthy and fit to serve as president of the United States.”

Video here:

http://naijatag.com/articles/politics/FrQnZQMFDG3/hard-core-new-trump-ad-attacks-clintons-health

Hillary clinton during the debate: I supported no flight zone in Alepo, Syria

A passing fly took an offence to it, flew and landed on her face to protest.

Fly: "What are you gonna do to me now? Bomb me? You this racists. Don't we flies deserve freedoms? By the way we are also liberals. Cuz we eat sh***t"

See other memes

http://naijatag.com/articles/joke/wFmK9tdxyxY/lol-hillary-clinton-and-an-aggrieved-fly-1

I understand my brother. You are looking for traffic on your website.

Dont let anybody put you down. I clicked.

Thats why we are black people. The black brain dey worry us.

Many enemy of progress will want to put you down.

Do not be discouraged. Even Linda Ikeji heard more than that.

Being a black man is a curse. Hating all over.

Is there a crime in looking for traffic ? Pls post more stories.

Losers everywhere. I enjoyed the story.

Fake or no fake

Written by a man or or grandmother. WHo cares? AFrican black brains in demo mode

firstking01:
My friend, kuku complete this sweet story or pack your ngwongwo vamuse for here, mtcheeew

Leave him alone pls...some us are appreciative.

Vaseline crew, oya come in and dig

Read this. Inviting Vaseline crew to come and read

hotwax:
I tell you

Women sha

You can still dig her even in her husband's house. She enjoys your bulala

ItsQuinn:
you are right about natural will always be natural.....eww i don't use plastic please and i don't enjoy "hard warm flesh brushing my walls"

Na lie...u need serious koboko.
. ur guy no dey try

ItsQuinn:
It taste far better my dear

Taaa. ..natural will always be natural. The feeling of that hard warm flesh brushing ur walls, plastic can't replace you.

ItsQuinn:
I agree with the OP

It makes you happier.
You become more comfortable with your body.
It can improve your sex life.
It helps you sleep
It’s a great way to release sexual tension.
Masturbating can ease body aches and menstrual pain.
Masturbation helps your body stay sexual... even when you’re not having sex

I bet it can't taste like my meat. Raw flesh..warm

Brain problems here.

It shows Yorubas are not cowards and not anybody's slave. They stood up against hausas.

So the notion of "slave/Master" is false now. Afterall Yorubas are not always in terms with Hausas.

GEJ made Hausas and Yorubas unite against himself.

Remember Buhari was a bad brand name in Yoruba land when Yorubas voted for GEJ enmass. But GEJ did not value that support, Yoruba turned back on him.

Yorubas always fighting for their interest...no hard feelings...Tomorrow, we might support an Igbo candidacy if its in our best interest.

Very annoying. Same here.

ur woman will come ur way

[size=15pt]hey,

98.999% of Nigerian girls are after your money. Wake up from your dream land.[/size]

That lady is funny.

icedbeatz:
No you're not a beast rather an individual that has the best interest at heart, another thing marrying a female that is older than you is a big no no take it or leave it, if you go ahead you will surely regret it. Instance, females tend to age faster than their male counterpart of the same age most times, after she gibes birth o boy hahahaha hahahahahaha I just remembered my very uncle, he married this beautiful chocolate (make helped in covering her age) but after just one pregnancy meeeeeeeeehn she turned ugly, older and fat ad fk lol I'm telling you true story bro and my uncle was like what the fk?!?! I roast him constantly about this whenever we're jonzing. So remove your slippers, hold it tightly in your hands and run like a hungry lion is chasing you.

Age no dey their side and they will be doing as if they are going to remain 22 forever

icedbeatz:
Bro listen and listen good, the worst thing you can do to yourself and another female is to marry out of pity, RUN AWAY FROM NAIJA FEMINISTS!!!!!! RUN borrow uUsain Bolt's legs. Listen to your mind and do the needful, take her somewhere cool, ensure no weapon or something that can be used as a weapon is around and explain things to her but before you do that start planting doubts in her mind so that subconsciously she will be preparing to take the news. She's just desperate and from your research she "use" to sound like a feminist, let me give you a hint. She's still a feminist its just that she has to mellow to get you (her prey). In major decisions like marriage SENTIMENTS are not allowed. Save yourself if I had known now.

I can't agree more

yes. u r about to jilt her

Dont be a learner. Let me teach how its done. See my experience below

https://www.nairaland.com/2474355/how-intentionally-played-fast-game

schumastic:
let me price this land

reading all that felt like eternity but am glad i did n my favorite part is the part you found out the truth but kept shut and played along..

come to think of it OP, you knew she was having sex with other guys and you still went ahead skin diving cus am surprise she said you are the father of her child?

anyway if you are sure is not your liquid in there, then you don't have to be scared.just go for paternity test when the baby comes out.

Girls nowadays dont fck a single guy. Thats why I kept mute and played along. I am not her parents to question her on how many guys she fcking.

Cutehector:
Well whatever shii you wrote, I understand the message you tryna pass accross. Most desperate girls do this on innocent guys. Sometimes I just try to avoid loose girl because you never know the calamity that will before you should you fall for their tricks.


Be skeptical when a girl (in an weird way) offers u sex just like that.


Infact, run...

Thanks

IamLEGEND1:
You get small sense but for her to even try pin the pikin on you mean say you no dey use condom when you dey pound am.
My guy,better brace up and start saving up for cerelac,pampers and baby formula.

U don comment niyen for your mind

Estharfabian:


lemme guess.... we're supposed to read this?

Yes pleaseeeee

I met this good and gently lady back in school. We were just friends, and was very spirikoko (I assumed she was born again) . Although I had a romantic intentions towards her, but could not discuss with her. She is always stern looking and was always from one fellowship to another. I had no choice other than to be “Just friend” with her. I was a bad boy, but anytime I am with her, I will be quoting bible scriptures so she can think we are both spirikoko. Foluwake is a very beautiful girl. At times I will summon courage to discuss my minds with her, when I get to her house, I will meet her praying and speaking in tongues, when I get there, I will just forget everything like a rap artist who forgot his lines on stage. I would just change the topic.

3 years after NYSC, on facebook, I saw a friend request from a lady. This lady was in wigs, wearing mini-skirts and jeans in pictures. This babe dopes. I just accepted the request and was checking her pics when something just hinted me that the face looks like someone I knew. I could not fathom it out. So I buzzed on chat, she replied on the second day saying “Segun…long time ..nice to have you here”. I asked where and how she knew me. She said “don’t you recognize me? Its Foluwake”. My heart Jumped. I asked what happened to the real “Prayer warrior”. She said she is still the same, just that she just changed her look.

We were both in Lagos. I asked her to go watch a movie with me. When I saw this babe, she was so hot, she was now applying makeup on face. She wore a tight skin jean. SO I thought “ehn ehn, opportunity is here”. I didn’t waste time. We were watching a romantic movie at the galleria, we held our hands. I deduced she had opened up for me. I asked her to come to my eyes with low pitched lusting voice. She responded. We nearly entered my house before I grab her boob, she rushed me as if she hasn’t had sex for years. I thought “This is strange from a prayer warrior”, I ignored that made love to her passionately.

After the show, many thought started coming to my mind, her boobs has falling, her VJ does not suggest she is a new comer. I ignored all these. But I noticed after the sex, different guys where calling her, smiling..saying I love you..e.t.c. I asked if she is engaged or have a boyfriend, she said No. She said her callers are friends and siblings. Why are you saying you love them? She said she used sweet words for people. “ I can call anyone, sweetheart, dear, sugar, honey, you don’t have to be jealous. That’s who I am”. I thought she made sense, so I let the issue died.

Here is the issue, the lead blew when I went to her house on a faithful day. We agreed to meet at 5:00pm, but I went for a wedding ceremony around her area, and I didn’t like what happened at that wedding, so vex commot that wedding around 2:00pm. So I thought, let me go and relax at my girl’s house and wait there till 5:00am. Even if she is not around, I will sit infront of their house till 5:00. I could not drive down to Ikotun from Ikeja back-and-forth. She stays with her sister. I knocked on the door despite the fact that the door was locked, because I heard a fan rotating noisily, so I thought someone was around. I got no response. I decided not to stress myself, whoever is inside will wakeup and meet me outside or my woman will come back meet me seated outside. I didn’t know it was my woman that was inside. In fact her sister had travelled. At around 4:00pm, the door opened and one big tommy Alhaji walked out staggering, she was still inside, the Alhaji saw me, but I quickly changed as if I was a neighbor just relaxing on the balcony, I quickly walked to one corner. She came out, she didn’t see me, she was sweating and was in towel. Before the Alahji left, they played romantically, the Alhaji thought I have gone, he didn’t notice, I was hiding in one corner. He was even handling her breast. He said “I feel like doing one more”. The girl said, “some friends are coming at 5:00’oclock” It wont be proper for them to meet you here. I was like “whatdFk? Am I the some friends? Obinrin ma buru oo”.

The man left, after 30 minutes, I knocked on the door again, pretending to be coming for the first time. We were to go out. In my pretence mode, I tried to handle her, trying to put her in the mood, she said, she is tired, she has been busy all day. She was outside helping a friend at her shop. It was stressful. I said “Oh sorry dear”. We went out, I didn’t mention anything. Everything went normal.
I was thinking I make a marriage proposal to the lady, but that day changed my mind. That Alahji is old enough to be my father. So I changed, I reduced my visiting days and hours. I created distance between us. She will come to my house maybe once in a month (we still fck). She came on one 3rd of July, 2 weeks later she told me she was pregnant. I asked who is the lucky guy, she was angry. What do you mean? Do I have anyone else? She is not seeing anyone else. I laughed, I told her I was actually in thier house on so so day when Alahji was banging her and they even came out to make partial love. She nearly fainted. She was covered in sweat. “So you knew? You didn’t ask me?” I said do I need to ask you? Are you not grownup enough to fck the numbers of men you want?

She cried, she swear, I am the father…Its been long ALahaji touched her. I said, well…that’s story for the Gods. She said, you were just using me. I told her Ajongbadun arawa ni. Did I used you for rituals. Few minutes later, I saw men are wicked, what am I going to do **crying** on her facebook wall. People were asking her what happened. One “Oloshi” boy commented on her post “I sensed one animal must have broken your?”. I replied in my mind. “Your father”.

Am I right? Could I possibly be the father of that baby?

Lasunclinics:
Women are wonderfully created and should be taken good care of... Do you know that the pain experienced at child birth is equivalent to almost 20 bones fractured at once? So care for your wife @ proxillin .

Noted. She became more precious to me ever since then

exclusive7:
In ol these church mamas voice dm ..
'Prai... prai...praiseee da Lord!!'.
congratulations to you..momma n baby.
Good work yhu did there

Thanks LOLZ

Ighoga898:
true talk. in advanced country, most women prefer CS to normal delivery. maybe it's bcoz of d strong faith dey have in their doctors. congratulations to d family though

This is Nigeria. You dont know who is who. I dont trust Nigerian health system