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The same team that went blazing in their last match.

Na jazz or Brazil girls don collect their energy. Olympic is a game of immorality. There is a serious shortage of condom in Brazil right now. It seems the whole country is fuking right now.

[size=15pt]Its a pity we are consumers in this country. We do not invent anything. We buy the latest Iphone, we dont know how Iphone is made. Our Computer Engineering and Electronic Graduates are the one traveling out to go join Nokia/Microsoft, Apple e.t.c.

Concerning your skill, in other countries they have dreamworks, Marvel, Universal studio and many others who employ people like you. In Nigeria, the best yoruba movie has no computer effect except the cast, where they display the name of the participating artists. Dont even talk about Ibo/English movies...they are all wacked.

SOme people don't even know the iron man, spiderman, hulk movie they are watching are animated works. The actions their were not actually performed but simulated.

All hope is not lost my brother, you are in the right field. You are born for greatness. I am glad to tell you that there are many companies/people in Ngeria who need your service.

1. Some Movie producers: - Maybe some international ones operating here. I know Afolayan is a good and an internationally recognized producer.

2. Advertisement Agencies: This is your best choice. Pepsi, Cocacola, MTN, Indomie and mostly others have their advertisement consultants that prepare contents for them. I don't have their contact. You might have to do a little homework here. Also, you need to have sample of your works to show case. Put on youtube. Share on facebook. You can look at Fanta for example, prepare a fascinating content and get some Ogas at Cocacola to see it. It is called Demo.

3. You can have your own startup:- Have your youtube channel, share your funny videos and cartoon on Facebook and Youtube, before you know it, you are popular like Frank Donga. A company will offer to sponsor you. Donga is making cool cash from his "the interview"

4. media outlets: TV stations need you. Submit your CV and sample works. Thats all you need.

Side note: Abeg I need your service. I am starting a Youtube channel. I need your help in spicing up my videos. Its not for free ooo. But I will pay for my service. But not at commercial level...Maybe at freelance level sha. If you are interested. Drop me your email.[/size]

OPCNAIRALAND:
I question your brilliance if you struggled with fulani for top position in academics. Seriously!

[size=15pt]My boss is a fulani man. He has multinational businesses in Lagos. He has PHD Chemistry and Health Sciences

He owns one of the leading insurance company.

Tell us if you are really brilliant, how come you are not better than my boss.

You are an insult to the fools of this world.[/size]

overdrive:
where in Ghana did this happen

Is Osun in Ghana ?

This is a true life story. It happened to me. I experienced it live. Therefore, this is not a movie script. Its not just another story

This incidence happened 15 years ago. It was in my secondary school days.

My school friends were mainly barrack boys. That was the trend in those days. You want to associate yourself with Barrack boys. Even cultist wont dare you. Closest of my friends is Ovsi. Ovsi is one mean huge and tough guy. We were always together.

Ovsi's dad had a farm which was a stone throw to the barrack. I remember sometimes Ovsi always complains that some animals were devouring their corn field. They knew they were not grass cutter or rodent. They knew these creatures were bigger, and might even be forest ghost.

On this sad day, it was the end of term, we were done with our exams. So we decided to go to their farm and eat fresh roasted corn. I brought matches and a bottle of chelsea containing kerosine.

We got there, preparing to start the fiesta. I was looking for woods to make fire, suddenly I heard some people screaming (making some mockery sound) "wohoh woho". Something just occurred to me "wait a minute, how on earth will a human being sound like this?"
Before I knew it, one appeared in-front of me. That was the first time I will see an animal standing on two feet looking at me eyeball to eyeball.

To our dismay, they were up to 8 in numbers, and they were minding their businesses tearing and destroying corn. They ignored us as if we were not there. Ovsi just made a move on one of them, he slapped one of them thinking it will scare them away. Lo and Behold, it replied with a thunderous slap that nearly left Ovsi deaf. We could still see the palm stamp on his face 2 days later.

Immediately I saw their reaction to Ovsi slap, my heart jumped, I suddenly developed stomach constipation. I have never known fear for my entire life. Because it seems they were ganging up on us and were trying to put us in a circle. This one pass my level. I bolted. I ran, I didnt even know how fast I was, my legs were so light, it felt as if I had no leg. I ran and hide behind one palm tree.

I was there trying to locate Ovsi, I looked on a far distance, I saw Ovsi still engaging these devilry. He stood his ground, it was one versus 8. He picked up one dry hard wood to fight them off, to my surprise, they imitated him. It was Ovsi lucky day, they picked up dried corn stem. Ovsi was hitting them with hard wood, they were retaliating with feather-like wood.

When they could not bear the beating, they picked race.

It was however unfortunate that the day marked then end of our friendship. Ovsi stopped talking to me even till today. He felt I betrayed him. But it wasnt intentional. I didnt know what to do. Its not that I was a coward. We have gone hunting so many times. I have killed a lot of games but this caught me unaware.

Ovsi was taken to the hospital for medical attention. Next Sunday, Ovsi parent went to church to give testimony. Although people were laughing when he was narrating his ordeal, it was not funny to me. This experience was traumatic. I could not sleep in the middle of the night.

Yesterday I tuned my TV to Natgeo wild, I saw my old friends on TV. My memory came back fresh. I decided to share.

tianshie:
Point taken. This one school does not speak for all Americans. But did you miss the part where I said I lived in a Red state. That means I live in a state that votes Republican. And these kids come from all over America. That's called 'range.'

Did you miss the Republican convention where Ted Cruz was booed by party members who wanted him to endorse Trump, but instead he asked members to VOTE with their CONSCIENCE come November. That is very representative of party DISunity.

Voting members of a party can be typically swayed to a particular side. But when the party machinery itself is at loggerheads with its own, after a presumptive nominee has emerged, that's a formula for chaos and implosion.

[size=15pt]Alright. Apologies for sounding "Know-all"

Lets see what November brings. I hate to see Trump. But I wish America could field a different candidates other than these 2.[/size]

tianshie:
I think you're the one who is a couch potato, and needs to shut off the TV and breathe reality. Polls are never conclusive. I am a college professor and none of these voting-age teens will vote Trump. And they will VOTE in November. Just the same way they voted Obama.

[size=16pt]You are college professor. You sound like a agbeoros at Oju elegba. You can't stand fact.you just scream and yell when you see undeniable facts.

Teens will vote trump. Thats statement itself is as dumb as saying "Polls are never conclusive"

Your professor brain should have said "Elections are never conclusive"

No you breath the reality. Trump beat 16 candidates with self funding to become republica nominee. Clinton was rigged in against 1 candidate.

Its gonna be a landslide victory.

I don't like Trump...Nigeria or Africa will not benefit from him...But I hate hypocrisy[/size]

tianshie:
Popular among what group of Americans? White-trash, crack-smoking bubble-heads? He isn't even popular among teenagers of voting age. I teach freshmen here in the US, and about 95% of the kids I teach hate him. The occasional slowpoke yells "Make America Great Again" in class, but that's about it. And I live in a Red state.
And what DNC scandals are you referring to? Emails leaked that show that the party's leaders supported her over Bernie? How again is she culpable? I do not follow your logic.

[size=16pt]Tell the bolded to Bernie sander supporters that are disrupting DNC with protests. Even Republican convention that people hated so much did not witness protests from party members. People were yelling "We want Sander"..they were booooing Clinton. Go watch it if you missed the live version. It was a show of shame.

WHo are those voting for trump in polls? Are they not Americans?

See the school where you work will not speak for the whole America.

Let me summarize the content of the emails to you.

1. A black woman was mocked because of her black name - And you labelled Trump a racists?
2. They labeled sander a Jew so people can hate him. Thats racism too. Sander is Jew.
3. They lobbied CNN to air fake and negative ads against trump. CNN is not own by clinton. It should serve the public.

Please open the content of the mail and stop displaying your ignorance here.

I can understand your point. You are with a population or lives in a neighborhood that hate trump. remember there are places where trump is popular.[/size]

tianshie:
Shame on you. You'd rather vote a racist, flaky, air-head who has declared bankruptcy six times to save his ass, and hopes for intercourse with his own daughter. Hillary is no saint, but it is clear she has a solid plan about how to move the nation forward, is more open-minded and congruent with the best of Americans' desires.

To those of you who come here to spew largely misinformed opinions, who look up to Trump (and maybe admire him), for his empty bombast and showman rhetoric, I've got news, a large majority of Americans find him despicable and reprehensible. He will lose in November. I promise you.

Obama was given worse odds in 2012. Steve Jobs said he would be a one-term president. I went to a Kinkos in 2012 and overheard two elderly white men talking about how Obama was going to lose in November, using very strong language. And what happened after?

Y'all need to take a chill pill. Hillary will trump Donald in November.

You are very misinformed. Maybe you watch CNN alot.

Donald is winning in all polls even polls conducted by Democrats. Bernie Sander has 12,000,000 voters. Although he was rigged out.

[size=16pt]She is popular among Nigerians and Muslims because of easy immigration. However Donald Trump is popular among Americans.

I actually liked her until I saw the DNC scandals. SHe is a criminal and should be in jail. She hates blacks which Trump doesnt

Even Bernie Sander supporters are folloiwng trump now.

Trump will win by land slide.

Even CNN anti-trump poll shows Trump is leading.

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kaecyy:
Onli someone who hasn't visited Abuja would say Lagos is better than ABJ.
Make Una no d spill trash for here. No hard feelings lagosians buh Lagos city can never be compared with ABJ.

I based in Lagos but visit abuja every months. I will tell you, it will take 30 years for Abuja to catch up with Lagos in terms of development especially in private sector.

Have you been to VI, EKO, New cities Banana Island, There is even new Bar beach project going on. No developed place like VI in Abuja.

But I can see the replica of Ikoyi in abuja.

Lagos is miles ahead.

Abuja is clean, Lagos has many slums, Oshodi, Obalende, Agege
Organized and quiet and fast developing. Lagos is developing faster (I mean extention and construction of new cities).

Lagos is even more developed. Lagos is extending and claiming Land in the Ocean...Building more cities as extensions.

Ambode no dey help matter too. I was at Obalende yesterday. That guy is rebranding Obalende. I was surprised.

Oshodi slum is another project Ambode is planning.

wasco24:
She is likely winning the race


All this story can't help the Republican

Trump is leading her in all polls right now, except you know a secret the world doesnt know.

hotwax:
Most american celebrities are supporting her. I guess that new world order.

She is the candidate of globalists...Saudi, Iran are contributing funds to her bid.

jaybee3:
Your point is?

Trump's VP choice Pence also supported the Bush wars

Dont twist the topic.

We are talking about Hillary and Trump.

You labeled Trump a war monger. Now you are shifting to his VP.

Meeen. What a way to win an argument.

Rossikk:
Use your brain. Trump SAID in his own words that he is prepared to use nuclear weapons. Hillary Clinton has never suggested the use of nukes. The only world leader that has threatened nuclear conflict is Kim Jong-un of North Korea.

Do you have to reference my brain before you make an argument?


People like you think screaming, cursing, insulting will drive your point home.

You are not in a zoo. To argue your point home, give facts, logics.

He says "he is gonna drop nuclear bomb". He has nt killed a single person.

And a woman helped created ISIS which has killed thousands of people.

She sacrificed a whole ambassador because of muslims.

She supported Bush wars.

Please who is the blood sucking war monger here? may be you should use the so-called "brain"

idupaul:
Crooked Hillary. .she can never change ..most deceitful human being ever..Grand patron of terrorism

I have always know this. She is a pawn.

Rossikk:
Anyone who supports Trump must have a death wish. This is a man who said he is prepared to use NUCLEAR WEAPONS against his enemies. Do these dumb, brainless, and stupi.d Trump supporters think they will survive a global nuclear conflict?

Donald trump does not want war.
Clinton has created many war.


She endorsed Bush Iraqi war
She endorsed the removal of Ghadafi
She is war Monger.

Forget what all the shiity media says about Trump. he is the best president for the world.

Team DTrump!!!!

Its so damning and will not help clinton bid.


On Friday Wikileaks released nearly 20,000 hacked emails it says are from the accounts of Democratic National Committee officials.

The documents were released just days before the Democratic Convention in Philadelphia.

The hacked emails revealed the DNC’s hatred for Bernie Sanders and his movement. The documents reveal the party’s hidden ties with the liberal media. The emails reveal the heights of dishonesty of the party infrastructure.

Now there is a list of a few of the most shocking emails released by Wikileaks.
The list was compiled thanks to the work of Reddit Bernie Sander supporters and Donald Trump supporters:
Hat Tip Steve A.

DNC member killing horses for insurance money.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/578
DNC making fun of black womans name.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/17942
DNC telling each other, “I love you too. no homo.”
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/425
DNC requesting a pull an MSNBC commentary segment.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/6107
DNC controlling the narrative with time released stories.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/12450
DNC conspiring to create false Trump information and release with Reuters.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7102
DNC Hillary supporters infiltrated Sanders campaign.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/4776
DNC members going to complain to Morning Joe producers about his mentioning of a “rigged system.”
DNC members going to complain to Morning Joe producers about his mentioning of a “rigged system.”
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/8806
DNC discussing their relationship with NBC/MSNBC/CNN and how to get better treatment.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/13762
Super PAC paying young voters to push back online Sanders supporters. Paid shills.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/8351
DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz having an off the record meeting in MSNBC President Phil Griffin’s office.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/8867
DNC being messed with by the Washington Examiner.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/5304
DNC discussing Hillary’s policies as unfeasible.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/519
$200k for a private dinner with Hillary.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/17287
Offering to send interns out to fake a protest against the RNC.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/13366
Faking outrage and pasting in a video later.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7102
A mole working inside of the Sanders campaign.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7793
Bringing up Sanders religion to scare the southern voters.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/11508
Possible money laundering by moving money back and forth to bypass legal limits.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/6230
Politico writer sending his stories to the DNC before he sends them to his editor.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/10808
DNC feeding CNN the questions they want to be asked in interviews.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/4077
Creating a fake job ad for a Trump business to paint him as a sexist.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/12803
Hillary funding 2 million dollars in a cooridanted campaign in battleground states to win back the Senate.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7784
DNC is upset that their “allies” didn’t send in protestors so they sent out interns.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/13366
“Clinton Foundation quid-pro-quo worries are lingering, will be exploited in general.”
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/8351
$50,000 – Lawrence Benenson.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/14700
Daily Fundraising Report for the DNC.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/2875
Content & Social Strategy Discussion.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7512
Re: BuzzFeed and DNC connection.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/10933
Draft linking news articles about trump to use as negative press.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7586
Fwd: State Dinner Countdown.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/1901
Some chick is angry she hasn’t been given more stuff from the Obama administration…might be interesting to follow up.
Re: State Dinner Countdown.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/2946
Tim O’Brien: Trump’s Fixation on Inflating his Net Worth is a Cause for Concern.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/4496
RE: May Fundraising Numbers.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/5615
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/7720
Hillary for America Raised $26.4 Million in April, Began May with More than $30 Million Cash on Hand.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/13986
Re: For approval: Trump supporter graphics.
https://www.wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/788
Press talking points, states Hillary is their candidate, dated May 5, 2016. More of a smoking gun than the ambiguous talk in the emails themselves.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/fileid/5254/2728
Consultant calling megyn kelly a bimbo. Has PDF attached that says the same.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/6087
DNC trying to get away with violating the Hatch Act.
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/20148
Democrats using interns to organize fake “protests.”
https://wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/13830
RE: Action on DNC tomorrow (Immigration Raids).
https://www.wikileaks.org/dnc-emails/emailid/9736

Full story here
http://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2016/07/detailed-list-findings-wikileaks-dnc-document-dump/

[size=18pt]Wait a minute.

Jewish name spotted.[/size]

Jonathan did a shabby job on the privatization.

NEPA was better off

OlanreJohnson:
We yoruba musleeems are happy about this news because it helps to keep the oil from the former Eastern region flowing to us in Osun. Without oil we can't survive in the SW.

What about the oil in Ondo and Lagos?

Are they in the East too ?

So Yorubas have oil?

Nice one...Ondo and Lagos...thats enough for odua nation.

If Nigeria will break let it break.

[size=15pt]LOL at Zombies and Wailers.

You see Nigerians trading abuses on social media to support their politicians and political parties.

At times you feel they are being paid for it.

Igbo vs Yoruba enmity on social media is at its peak. How is that enmity going to put food on the table for Nigerians?

The way some zombies and wailers fought because of Tinubu-Melaye, you will think they are related to Tinubu or Melaye or they are being paid for it.

Go to the street of Lagos, you will see them arguing at News paper stand.

Why can't we use the white organic substance on our head ?

You can not afford 3 square meal per day, you are here defending Tinubu. You dont have electricity in your house and you here defending Jonathan. Jonathan our hero. Omo ale wereh ni e.

These leaders are getting stronger, making profits from our tribal discord. You saw how Turks went on the street to face the military because of Erdogan? Can a Nigeria do this without collecting a pack of rice (Fayose stomach infrastructure)?

How did we get here?[/size]

[size=16pt]LOL at Zombies and Wailers.

You see Nigerians trading abuses on social media to support their politicians and political parties.

At times you feel they are being paid for it.

Igbo vs Yoruba enmity on social media is at its peak. How is that enmity going to put food on the table for Nigerians?

The way some zombies and wailers fought because of Tinubu-Melaye, you will think they are related to Tinubu or Melaye or they are being paid for it.

Go to the street of Lagos, you will see them arguing at News paper stand.

Why can't we use the white organic substance on our head ?

You can not afford 3 square meal per day, you are here defending Tinubu. You dont have electricity in your house and you here defending Jonathan. Jonathan our hero. Omo ale wereh ni e.

These leaders are getting stronger, making profits from our tribal discord. You saw how Turks went on the street to face the military because of Erdogan? Can a Nigeria do this without collecting a pack of rice (Fayose stomach infrastructure)?

How did we get here?[/size]

buharisbae:
See as Igbo own long pass!

op u no just admit say u like them!

I like them. Infact I tried marrying an Igbo lady.

Here is my experience. You can add yours.

Well I have had encounter with Igbo mostly.

***No offence***

-- Hausa.
I don't have any experience living with Hausas. At times I wonder if they rent apartment in Lagos. They sleep mostly in shops and cracks. But the few ones I see in my neighborhood.
1. They clog everywhere with rags
2. They urinate on walls (Smell of urea in places close to them)
3. Housewifes/ladies secretly patronise them for secret sex. They are hot cake for most girls.
4. Don't let your little daughter of 6 years old play with them.
5. Easily provoked regardless of how nice they are.
6. Above all, they are friendly (bar their religion fanaticism).
7. They truthful to some extent.
8. Add to the list

--Yoruba
I am very popular with them.
1. Even if they are muslim or christian, Juju and fetish object won't still be far from them.
2. Gossiping is common even, among their men.
3. Yorubas are born liars and very curny
4. They pay house rents in time.
5. They are promiscuous
6. No doubt, they are accommodating and less or not tribal.
7. Yorubas don't help fellow Yorubas but are nice to other tribes.
8. Some Yorubas are dirty especially those in rural areas.
9. Thieves
10. Hooliganism
11. Add to the list

--Igbos
I have had many encounters with them either as a landlord or as a co-tenant. I know them very well
1. No matter the level of education, an average Igbo is dirty. I remember one I lived with, he blocks our sewage pipe with palm kernel everyday. He cook a lot, pounds something everyday. His cooking behavior is so annoying. God knows what type of food he cooks.
2. Arrogance and non-apologetic. They can't say sorry if they at fault. They fight and argue even if they are wrong.
3. Non-cooperative. I remember my previous landlord warning an Igbo tenant to stop pounding upstairs. Up till now the family still pound yam nearly everyday upstairs. Contributing electricity bill, LAWMA is like begging them for help.
4. Nonchalant. They have this I don't care attitude.
5. What I hate most about them is "They pay house rent only once". They only pay one year house rent, they will spend extra 4 years without paying a dime. They will tell you to give them quit notice afterall they are entitled to 6 month free notice.
And when you announce house vacancy. Other tribes will come with 200k, Igbo in a bid to hijack the house will come with 400k. They are the reason house rent is high in Lagos.
6. Igbo girls are beautiful. They have good spirit. No matter how poor they are, it won't reflect on their skin.
7. They have rich delicacies
8. Their men are very caring
9. Most of their housewives are loyal

Feel free to add yours. This is not an tribal war battle field. Moderator should please ban anyone taking it as such.

[size=15pt]The news of Igbo fleeing is fake.

Igbos are brave..they dont run.

The ones that ran away are Igba not Igbo.

Oop please make corrections[/size]

SPOPOVICH:
You are naive, there's videos of Isaelis attacking Palestinians and and other foreigners on YouTube.

You knw nothing

Dpharisee:
Remember Ilorin is still a Yoruba Town lost and ruled by Fulani you hypocrite and Afonja Yorubas 'dobale' for a Fulani Emir

Ilorin war was not a Yoruba war. Notorious Afonja Betrayed Yoruba and we disowned him. Let him continue to dobale for emir.

IyfeNamikaze:
no my dear, OIL I the reason Nigeria is still one.

Oil has nothing to do with what Awolowo did to stop Ojukwu

pyxon:
I remember a certain Yoruba chief and spiritual leader saying if Buhari isn't voted for, people should be thrown in the lagoon. Yorubas are more power hungry and control freaks than Hausas

And the majority of Yorubas I know frowned at this Oba statements.
We all know how all Igbos are cheering Niger delta avenga.
Despite the fact that Buhari won in Yoruba lands, Jonthan was still able to pull a significant vote.

it was 55:45

Meaning Yorubas are not bigots, some of them still had the reason to vote for GEJ.

Thats yoruba for you. Thats reasoning and civility.