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Quran or Authentic Hadith, if none of these is in support then ask them where they get the idea from. [Quran 33:21]"There has certainly been for you in the Messenger of Allah an excellent pattern for anyone whose hope is in Allah and the Last Day and [who] remembers Allah often".May Allah SWT forgive us our misdeeds and give us the strength to do things in the prescribed way that pleases nobody but our maker. Ameen

Isaacmacdon:
omo there's nothing there joor!!!

isaac dey chop carrot.....u go dey see well

wunmi590:
Which kind of game is this, that guy that hide that phone must be high on nairaland weed.

I have to concentrate in searching for the phone as if i want to do PHd, but still yet, could not find it. Mbok when you see it let me know

until when this guy's FOOD PACK turned to 6 pack before you can tell that the flashlight by the table right leg is the phone we are looking for.

The fear of pepp guardiola...meanwhile EPL will be so interesting.

ANIEXTY:
So naija dey follow get basketball team, but why is football overated ?

staying happy is an individuals choice in niaja, with all the happenings dont be suprise if you see Nigerians supporting hockey team.we must be happy by force we watch all sport now from swimming to takwando

2016 a year saraki will live to remember.

sainty2k3:
I don't like doing this but let me answer you. Allu 4 was killed for alleged theft. OK. that's bad anyway . but Una dey kill for alleged blasphemy against your God. how can u try to convince us that IMO woman was killed by traditionalist. traditionalist shouting Allahu ....

what is the stand of Islam on blasphemy? Do not let some group action which could be political or ethnically inspire teach you about religion.
Quran and hadith are the guides in Islam. Ask questions that will make you knowledgeable.

MIKOLOWISKA:
the people that voted are foolish and deserves whatever they get.

you cant blame voters. All we want is change we got tired of corruption. if you understand well corruption is systemic it wont be visible just like ant eat away wood. it was on the verge of collapse that APC came in to rescue.but my oipinion is that govt should involve public in decision making after due consultation in the various houses they should let people have a say they the best will be made as a decision. How could they be fighting crimes with billions when thesame money could help create jobs.
Fayose was doing stomach infrastructure in million now hunger as visited ekiti proper not a weekend thing.such waste could have a lasting effect on pple now that the stomach have problem.
we are shouting diversification am yet to see improved seed and machinery unveiling except ooni case
PDP may have gotten us to where we are today but i tell you this is the best time to make ready plans to get back on track....govt can evaluate all capital projects placed them on rankings as to how the affect the economy and source for fund before there is boom in oil price that will cause problem to there calculation. projects like lagos-ibadan express way and other important road networks. On the other hand we can start pursuing the corrupt people. When Nigerians are clear with APC policy they will all join hands in fighting corruption and there will be no hiding place for looters. FG has really tried in the area of corruption though, I really must commend the effort of mr president.We were born into a corrupt system and there he is fighting it.

Benjom:
Right step at the wrong time.

There is no right time for it. when a window closes people will run to the door automatically. Hawkers will not hear of economic empowerment and still wake up to the street. Why would any government start feeding kids to go to school when those that fed themselves to obtain degree couldn't even secure job, monies that should av been vested on capital project that will empower each and individuals to take care of his immediate family.
Politicians were there buying chips, roasted corn when it was election time only to come up with policy that will not build road or improve electricity. Implement good policies and see hawking dissappear into thin air.
NOTE when crime eventually increseas in the state they will have money to buy vans and patrol vehicle for law enforcement agencies.

veekid:
I don't see this guy working with pep

too early to say.

AbdulAdam56:
My Name is Razaki from Owo and this is my story.
I was hanging out alone in a bush smoking some hard weed at around 11pm.
I decided to leave for my house but no taxi on that route at that time of the night, so i started recalling old comedies and started laughing on ma own and i also decided to hitch a ride home if possible.
It started raining heavily and suddenly a range rover jeep stopped by my side. I quickly jumped into the passengers side and closed the door then the car started moving, and just when I was about to say thank you to the driver, I discovered there was no one in the car. I started to freak out but was too scared to jump out of a moving vehicle.
When the car got to a bend, a hand came in through the driver's window and turned the steering wheel. This happened twice and on the third time I totally freaked out, jumped out of the car screaming and landed in a ditch full of rain water. I got up and ran for my dear life and entered the nearest bar I found.
After downing 4 bottles of Odeku and narrating my ghost story to anyone who cared to listen, three guys just walked into the same bar all drenched in rain water.
One of them pointed at me and said, "isn't that the mad man who entered the car while we were pushing it"?

post this in the joke session. its a dope man...kikikikikikiki

knightsTempler:
Nice one.

But i heard City doesn't want to release Kelechi for the Olympics.

they just have to let him come, i need that boy for olympic no b joke.

Flashh:
You know the drift.

English media will sell like they do charm. #JoseandIbrahimovic

Flashh:
He might later end up warming the bench after some few matches.

he go wan dey prove oga on top rooney them, na thre problm go start

shiki:
I am a Chelsea fan but I just want Jose Mou & Ibra to succeed at Man u

This is competition man, i wish them the best after Chelsea.

ikbnice:
Nigerians doing wonders overseas. Most of the wonders which would have been paralyzed if if were to be in my great country through poor system or even sheer wickedness. Kudos bro, thanks for doing the country proud.

The most annoying part is that Nigerian embassy in Moscow did not even say Congratulation to him. Did they even know the number of Nigerians in Russia?

I am a fan of mr latin but I know very well okunnu is making wave.I think it should be a race between kamilu compo sanyeri and okunnu

sarrki:
When will he break fast with Governors, i wan see fayose

fayose will be like oga no carry da food go mouth ooo......defreez ma account bfre u carry me con do stomach infrastructure here

Webbet:
Yesterday is a beautiful reflection. Today is a new beginning. Tomorrow is a limitless possibility. On my birthday am sharing 21 life lessons i have experienced while living.

1. Never give up on anything. Miracle's happen everyday.

2. It is better to strive for excellence than perfection.

3. Don't waste time grieving over past mistakes, better learn from them and move on.

4. Amazing things happen, crazy things happen, sad things happen, but life goes on no matter what.

5. Always have a swings to lay back on when things turn around.

6. If you are doing something right, then you must expect haters.

7. Procrastination is a choice. You always have the choice to take action on whether you want to do something or you don't.

8. I learnt to take responsibility of my own life. There are things you better need to do by yourself than relying on other people. You take the direction and result of your life into your own hand.

9. Once you start to have success in any area of life, people around you tend to change and act differently towards you.

10. I learnt that there is always that enemy that appears to be friend. So be careful on whom you trust.

11. Don't take life so seriously, always make time for fun.

12. Never expect life to be fair.

13. Don't worry so much about your future, don't fall to the stress of the pressure of career, job and marriage. There is always appointed time.

14. Life is shot tomorrow is not guaranteed. So don't live life like you have or own tomorrow because you really don't.

15. Never allow your actions to be motivated by emotion.

16. Love yourself and always desire to improve on yourself.

17. Set goals and dreams for yourself. Dare to achieve them. Do something life changing.

18. Have a mentor and always welcome wisdom from the elderly and wise when you have the opportunity.

19. Laugh a lot, a good sense of humor cures almost all life's ill.

20. Your best friend is not the person you talk to everyday or the one that knows much about you. Your best friend is the person you always count on anywhere ~ anytime.

21. Always remember you got a lot of growing up to do and a a lot more to learn.

I have learnt both wonderful and tough life lessons thus far, they are my experiences.

Happy birthday to me.


Cc: http://naijatalent..com.ng/2016/06/21-powerful-lessons-i-have-learned.html?m=1

Happy birthday wish you llnp.

Roy hogson is available

who he epp.

Happy birthday one of the very few brain we have left, your dreams for your family and the nation at large will come to pass by God grace. Great men are often misunderstood. Carry on with the good work the result will convince many when the time is right. God is your strength. God bless Nigeria.

AtlanticBreeze:
so he expected the end result to be instantaneous? Lmaooo... what an economic illiterate you have just confirmed he is.

broz you dont know the time period they gave when they brought up the idea.I am not here to defend him but see the state of our nation requires a short term approach. if opening the boarder for a time been would help let him.This same people may come up with theories of how dangerous it is to some laws of demand and supply that exist some where in there big fat account offshore. Now he has given them time to float in the air the weight of dollar did not give Naira chance to breath. I am tired mehn

AtlanticBreeze:
This man is an embarrassment.... Anyway I'm happy Buhari is still committed to his campaign promise of making $1 = N1. Since CBN is not helping matters, I advice Buhari to use the military instead to stabilize the economy.. what an economic illieterate. Although I didnt support the free floating of the naira by CBN but I think Buhari should allow the CBN do it's work, this is purely and economic matter, not political. I wonder how a man that agreed he is an economic illiterate and without any economic advisers will want to direct the forex market.. smh

look dear friend you cant be a professional in all areas, he has only allowed the expert or better to say the technocrat to take care of it while stating want he want as an end result. as a president the expected change didn't came up and he was worried. Before man and God I may not support some other things he was wrong about but yet being a president does mean he will wear lab coat put on apron and also helmet to operate, cook and engineer the country at the same. the ministers or whosoever is in the realm of affairs will submit a review based on there expertise then he will review to see the functionality of such. The proposed floating welcome by many economist in the country seems not working so what next then we shall move on from there.
He may be getting so many things wrong but let us be fair as this matter affect us more.
Let him question them why no change its normal if the system doesn't seem working

Grendel:
if only we can be patient enough to give this Government to prove their worth..

they mean well for us.

four years is not an eternity

you are very right, lack of buffers to ease hardship is what i think is missing that make people groan in pain. transparency is the only thing that can bring hope to people and make them believe we are on course for a better future.

hahaaaa!!!!

Nedumadrid:
Mhen dis gurl is very pretty

y is nobdy talking abt the state of d economy but zahras beauty

loveisblind:
Greetings to all NLs.....i think solution to my problem will come from good people of this forum and such will safe me from doing the wrong thing.

It all started wen i was dating my wife of which my fam did not want her as they want me to marry someone else, though they could not tell me to my face why.....Also my wife families did not want her to marry me base on xtian vs Muslim stuff, but we both insisted....after some years we have kids and later we did our wedding witot any assistance from both families i.e. we shoulder it alone......recently, in the night, while she was in her room, PHCN brought light and i was helping her to charge her fon and i saw a guy's number whom they ve been calling each other almost on daily basis, on a normal ground i dont check her fon and she doesnt check mine....but wen i noticed this number, i went straight to chat with d guy, only for the guy to be responding romantically, i pretended as if its my wife behold....d guy was saying ........If i handle you again......I cant belief myself reading such, i quietly dropped the fon, and went to bed, the next morning I confronted her and she said the guy is her friend that nothing attached.....I did not want to escalate the matter for children's record, i went to work, wen i came back i asked her younger one staying with us if she is aware of the guy, she said yes is just a friend to her elder sister......I called my wife again and she was so bold and bragging that whats the big deal in having male friend.........

I noticed he had called the guy wen i was away to work, i dont know what they discussed anyway. I told her not to cook for me anymore and nothing like sex in between us....for some weeks now it has been like this......Now my pains are these:-

I cant report to my family
I cant report to her family too cos the father never attended our wedding he only sent delegates
I dont want to take laws into my own hand cos i feel like pulling down mountain
We married legally and I feel like filing for divorce cos have told her in the beginning that such act is what i cannot forgive in my life
If i divorce, what about my little kids, who will take kia of them cos I know she doesnt have what it take to ?
before i discovered this she told me if she does such i can never find out and i told her if she try it i will surely know

Am totally fed up with the marriage cos there are lots have been enduring, believing its subject to change but for the past 10years no changes.

Please what do you think?

Ladies tends to derail after some time. spend some time with her, let her experience a new found love, take her out buy her new nice dresses, weekend at a place nice and quite. when you are about going back home tell her you her sorry if you have not been good enough to her. your have been most concern about the future of the kids.Watch her for some time if she doesn't stop after few weeks then you need to pray hard and fast more. try go through her phone to see what she's excited about in that man with the aim of getting the gap filled or else you will lose her and it will be very difficult. so step wise play the game of getting her back. Its your life its your problem manage it with self confidence.
Good luck

eleojo23:
Really? That is how someone will die from anaphylactic reactions caused by food allergy and we would just conclude that it is the will of God without even bothering to find out what caused it.

I can bet that many Africans have lost their lives due to food allergies without knowing it
Our problem is that we don't document a lot of things.

Document that will be last thing. It difficult to document when we you are eating is not even what makes you happy nor what you actually wanted, with the little change left you look for quantity that will satisfy not taking a good look at the nutritional value or danger such could do to your health.The last time i heard of allergy was in the movies.May be its a disease for the AJEBUTTERS

WHO IS HE?

This is good I commend your effort coming up with such a good write up.

when you are extremely good, focused and talented, pray for luck. Its one thing on its own.just like the icing sugar on a beautiful cake.