Well, not surprised.

Shukushaka:
I think the bandits kidnapped 100 miners in today's news why is it not on nairaland yet?

They are still charging Buhari. He will soon express shock.

When he has expressed shock, Garuba and Adesina will come and tell us.

GoldHorse:
2 months?! Are they preparing for wedding?

Maybe FG wants to give them pension.

Or what?
Express shock as usual

Why give them 2 months? Why not 2 years.

Nonsense

Crude oil price crash
FG - Nigerians have to pay more for fuel as the government doesn't have money to subsidise refined petrol.

Crude oil price increase
FG - Nigerians have to pay more for fuel due to increase in the price of crude.

favor914:
A thousand times better than your poor wretched father & family, just imagine a whiner waiting for a dead lifeless President, you are not ashamed? The sooner you get a life the better.

In the North, Customs officers are now giving bandits accepting rice in exchange for their lives.
Very soon, ordinary stones will have more value than your life. Keep supporting an incompetent person simply because he's from your region.

This one is relationship by denial.
Deny it until belle enter.

marylandcakes:


It’s not easy to stand up for the truth and find your voice in a white male dominated world. Her dad betrayed her and lied about it. Her sister was trashing her even before the engagement. It’s better not to have any family than the ones that will bring you down.

What of her first marriage?
I didn't even know she fought her own sister too.

Why is it that anywhere Meghan enters, she scatters the place?

Fight your parents, fight your first husband, remarry and fight your second husband's family?

She needs to see Apostle Suleiman for emergency prayers.

omoyankee3:
"while some recollections may vary" ie it's a matter of he said, she said.

That statement was well constructed. Only God knows how many hours experts spent drafting that short statement.

They own the language, na borrow others borrow am.

venger:

Nothing of such will happen, when NIGERIA disintegrate, it will become a family affair and we will settle it under the umbrella of Islam.
God bless the People REPUBLIC OF NORTHERN NIGERIA.

This is a family affair. You can all kidnap and kill yourselves in the North, not our problem here in the South. Kill yourselves under the umbrella of Islam.

naijadrivablog:

Banned!

Shut up and stop typing nonsense.

2018 Camry sport for 5.7M?
Not possible. There must be 1 before that 5.

Rossnitti:


Their ethnic hatred of Hausa-Fulanis won't let them admit they actually need those Hausa-Fulanis they hate so much.

Hausa fulanis are not indispensable and in the coming weeks, the Northerners will discover how stupid they are.

Rossnitti:


Please, what foodstuff does the south export to the north??

The entire North can not boast of planting 1 single knob of kolanut. All the kolanut eaten in the North is from the south.

Besides, when the South strikes back,it won't be in the area of food, it will be full blown economic warfare.

Abdulmumin412:

Olodo not only northerner me in Gbongon Ayedaade local government of Osun state is now northern because I say what I witness. I was in Ifon, Ose local government of Ondo state in how they do burial. Someone like u that after roaming about u come home to ask mama where is ur food u know what the bread winners are facing? If food items cost in the market u know? Even hear in Osun The price of fish and chicken has been hiked because of high demand for them. Mr education illiterate don't u know that as a result of this the price of those items will also high. Nevertheless I pray one day u become bread winner of ur family to know what they are facing now.

So, it is a worthless Ebira idiot I'm even replying to. I swear, na me Bleep up. You are ignored.

venger:

Nothing of such will happen, when NIGERIA disintegrate, it will become a family affair and we will settle it under the umbrella of Islam.
God bless the People REPUBLIC OF NORTHERN NIGERIA.

You can't be a Northerner. No Northerner can be this stupid to be wishing this evil on the North. You must be a troll sent I make the North look stupid.

AnanseK:

Sour grapes. You will live on lizards and cockroaches

And you will use your urine to power your cars in the North. Very soon, you will be using cattle to exchange for your folks when bandits catch them.

AnanseK:

Yoruba can never live without Gbomo

Chevon has skin, more delicious than the nonsense you poor and dirty cattle-fokkas supply.

hansomb:
you sound like an òdé.

Your father bleeping cows in the village is an ode. Useless son of a unity beggar.

venger:
A welcome development, if this will make the disintegration of NIGERIA faster
God bless the NORTHERN REPUBLIC OF NORTHERN NIGERIA.

By the time bandits, Boko Haram, kidnappers, herdsmen, hunger, poverty, disease and illiteracy is done with you, your name will be changed from Arewastan to Bokostan.

naijadrivablog:
You don turn new Alexreports

DWAn wetin

You are just an illiterate. DAWN was formed by the SW states for regional integration. Stop typing nonsense as if you have a covenant with stupidity.

Abdulmumin412:
What of this part of Ondo that always kill up to 10 cows for a burial ceremony will chicken be enough?

You see why you Northerners are very stupid people? Illiterate like you don't know that a ton of beef is same with a ton of chicken.

Yes, it will. The money for the 10 cows will be diverted to Yoruba Poultry farmers. You Northerners can keep having sex with your cows.

This man was arrested for Terrorism in Saudi Arabia some years ago.

The father of Dr Gumi brought Wahhabism to Nigeria. Before then Northern Nigeria has never recorded any inter-religious crises but with the coming of #Wahhabism the killings started. Dr Gumi was once arrested by his Saudi masters in Saudi Arabia for inspiring the underwear Suicide bomber. He spent years in jail for that.

Non kinetic approach means romancing and encouraging bandits.

The North is doomed

authority2006:


Jokes of the century .
You were waiting for northerners to punish you with starvation before you boost your own food production capacity all these years? Desert states threatening rain forest states with starvation and you are not ashamed of yourselves.
Most of them have been paying lip services to agriculture over the years and the truth is that they will not still learn anything this time around nor take any active steps. Everyone should brace for what's coming unless you all crawl back to the northerners and beg them.
BTW: I thought southerners including nairalanders were used to calling northerners lazy and parasites just because we happened to sit on natural crude oil? Parasites are now blackmailing you with basic and essential human needs! That's comic.

Abboki, carry your food to Niger and Chad, we don't need your food. There is nothing that you cultivate in the North that we can't cultivate in the South.
You guys are lazy parasites plagued by malnutrition, hunger and diseases. Go and feed yourselves first before claiming to feed others.

You are useless to the south, you worthless unity beggars. Go and sell your rotten onions in Chad and Niger and use the money to pay bandits.