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DieRich5:
I fast dat shit to d end
Thunder will fire Dem if Dem act part 2

And to make things worse I first watched
Mortal Kombat Legends: Scorpion's Revenge (8/10).
This one just set the standard so high.
Even thought it was just Animation the story was neatly tied together, and the was consistency in the story line.

DieRich5:
Finally watched it
MK 1/10

Could not even complete that shitfest, I was done after 15mins into the movie.

Can't believe the First Mk movie as (shitty as it was) is the best MK at the moment.

zeuss:
Oboy india dey hear am......we better take measures.

It's been more than a year since we have been living with Covid, and we are still here. Did we survived till now because of "measures"?

pu7pl3:
Does it need VPN?

NVM, just saw Jupiter's Legacy ep1 on it..cool app

Omo that series isn't as dope as the hype, reminds me of Flash and Supergirl

No I don't think it does.

pu7pl3:
I've had his movie since, time to actually go watch it

Hope you have the subtitle version.

The Swordsman (Korean) - 7.5/10

I like it when a retired killer that's trying to live out his life quietly gets forced to come out of the shadows when someone messes with someone/something that's is everything to him.

Just another reminder that the slave trade was done by every race.

Anybody looking for a movie streaming app should just download the ROKKR app (it's more like WATCHED, it's uses the same url huhu.to) and solve all MOST if their Tending movie problems provided you have data.

folylinklaptop:
good morning

Hello Good morning.
Do you have DELL Latitude E6420 Laptop Battery 97Wh (9 cell)?

MoneyMaster:
This might ne the best thing that will ever happen to you if you heed my advice, trust me and invest..

This company has been around for more than 10years, and i really wept. Why? Because my people die because of lack of knowledge, Just imagine if Nigerians knew about this kond of opportunity, It'll definitely elevate average from poverty.

Please, Don't.. I repeat, don't take this "Free" information for granted..

Drop your Wha di(gits), lemme add u uuuup!!!

So i can explain all at once

There is a difference between a spammer and a scammer, you are a spammer.

Asking people to drop their private contacts in a public forum is what spammers are looking for.
How can you be taken seriously?

Matins001:
Good morning nairalanders..how was your night?I hope you are all good?i’m making this new account to share what I’m going through in my relationship...I feel we are all brothers and we can all talk things out.
I’ve being in relationship with this girl for more than a year now and I’m actually planning to marry her...an issue came up sometimes last week about her talking to her ex everyday...they chat every now and then...the whole thing just started this year...she wasn’t even talking to him when we start dating..so this year they start chatting heavily and it’s really giving me alot of concern...so we had an issue over this...and I ask her why would she be chatting with her ex in a flirty way...saying different kind of dirty things and sending different kind of stickers to themselves..so I told her I’m not comfortable with all this...she have to rid of that..she said okay she’s gonna do as I say...,so to cut the long story short...she’s having an issue with her bank and I decide to follow her..so when we get to the bank I had to take her phone and show the bank customer care to know where the problem is..not long the guy messaged entered again...I have to give her the phone back and when I got the phone back she had put an Face ID on it..so I was just surprised what’s going on..I was very angry and sad..so I just decide that once we get home I’m gonna take my bath and just go out cuz I don’t want any further problems..cuz she stays with me for now due to some issue she’s having in her house..she then went further and hide the key..so I ask her to give me the key...I tried getting the key from her and the next thing that landed on my face was a big dirty slap...I had to calm down cus I don’t beat or touch ladies..she slapped me almost 3 times..and even bite me...I told her I need to go out and eat cuz I’m empty..she was only calling me different kind of names..I’m an animal,I’m useless...not minding all what have done for her and she was still chatting with that ex in my face when we are still having this argument,..I just struggled with the key and just have to leave the house yesternight..and the next thing I see was that she was crying and kneeling down begging...and would still repeat it again...so I have to leave the house..but sincerely I really don’t know what to do..cuz her mom keep calling me and begging me to settle things with her...and I really don’t want to do that anymore..nairalanders please I need your advice..don’t mind my Grammars..Thanks in advance..no insult please...all I need is your advice.

First off, how old are you?

Anyway, the one person you should have absolute respect for is YOURSELF, never in your life TOLERATE anyone that makes you feel like shiit, discard them FAST with no apologies.

Never trust a women's tears, you are being used.
End this relationship like YESTERDAY.
You don't owe her Mother anything so bury the weak and flimsy excuse for still being in this toxic relationship with her daughter. If you are still considering this then (no disrespect to you) you are weak and easily manipulated.

This girl won't lift you up, she will only bring you down, better to be alone than be with someone that brings you down. If you love and respect and cherish yourself, then cut off people that don't do same.

PS. She has shown you who is and what she is capable of, is this the kind of person you want to settle for?

StacyO:
We don't beat our children.

Herein lies the root of all your problems.

A wise book once said "spare the rod and spoil the child"

But as for now it's too late.

Your only hope is to send him to the military, where he will learn about discipline and respect.

uunwanaobong3:
There are 4 world class and unrival mancity legends who deserve a status, they are;
Kompany
David Silva
Yaya toure
Aguero


Then there are another 4 mancity sub-legends who should have training facilities name after them, they have sacrifice sweat and blood for the club, they are;
Zabaleta
Joe hart
Fernandihno
Debryune

Of the 4 sub-legend mention above, only Debryune can graduate to the first 4 world-legend if he win champions league and maintain his high level of performance for the next 4 years.


Youngstars who may likely break into legendary status in the future are;
Ruben daiz
Foden




We the mancity fans appreciate these players mention below for their contributiön;
Dzeko
Tevez
Barry
Laporte
Ederson
Kolarov
Bernado silva
Gundogan
Dejong d bone crusher
Balotteli.

They were all good players

Where is
Shaun Right Philips ?

It's a red card for ENDANGERING the player.

It's also not a red card because he touch the ball first.

So which matters most?

Stephenmoka4:
12 is home or away.


12 HT/FT should be Home or Away HT and Home or Away FT.

i.e. DC HT/FT

Any team to win either half... do any 9ja bookie have that option (12 HT or 12 2HT)

They only main thing to worry about with this option is if the ends 0-0.
But who knows anything is possible me

sapphiere:
I like funny guys but he MUST be super intelligent.

His funniness MUST not be fake. It should be something he was born with.


He MUST also understand that the FUTURE is FEMALE

You mean he must understand that there is no hope for humanity.

Strive to impress YOU, cos that's who you are stuck with.

PERVENCHE:
*NOTE
With all due respect, I have changed names and some too familiar details about myself out of respect for my wife to be. I know she likes to catch cruise on nairaland.

My name is Friday (of course not my real name) I am from the middle-belt. So please save your tribalism with all those una Igbo, Yoruba and Hausa insults. I met Grace(my wife to be) few years ago. It was love at 1st sight. She was everything and is still everything I had hoped a woman should be. There is this crass about her that makes her effortlessly better than any lady around her. My type in the true sense of the word. Tall, busty, curvy, sassy, elegant, personable and above all, she has a graceful soul. From the 1st date to this day, I still pinch my self like.. What in God's green earth is a beauty like her doing with a shrek like me.

But then, true perfection is always a utopia. Grace in all her graceful demeanour and aura, has a flaw; Indecision! More so, blind trust seems to be her albatross. (I swear she can even take Lai Muhammad's word to the bank) Though, I still love her; flaws and all. Her complete or should I say blind trust for me and Abigail became one of the reasons Abigail(her younger sister) has become an unending chapter in our relationship. Even though the blame of what happened squarely falls on me.

Abigail just shy off 20, is too savvy for her age. Not the outright outstanding beauty like my Grace. What ever little she lacks in beauty, she more than makes up for it in her mentality. For she is truly a smart and an intelligent girl. Just five years younger than Grace. One who expect them at least to be close and be like Asaba and Onisha but then...they are the direct opposite of each other. While Grace is the introverted shy person, Abigail is quite the extrovert and likes to make friends for Africa. It is only fair to believe their formative time in secondary school played a part in their output towards life. Grace likes to conform like most day school students. Abigail on the other hand, is the boarding school nightmare all parents hope not to experience: the deviant.

Through the 1st years we dated, Abigail was in secondary school and was never in the picture. For some odd or strange reason, Grace was not ready to fully commit. Not that I blame her or something. At 23, Most girls her age are like Alice in wonderland; they crush on celebrities and Chase childhood dreams and fantasies. The vile ones, if truth be told...tend to live out their hoė phase. At 28, I was already grounded to know what I wanted and it was Grace and marriage. Sometimes, you do all you can do but then life has a way of throwing in a curveball. More over, "No be say because I wan chop egg I go begin dey worship chicken." Sensing her shakara, I pulled the hand brakes on us and walked out of the relationship.

***2 years later***
Fortunately or unfortunately after letting go, Grace became incensed and started to want me back. I hardly do any social media at this point. Pride won't let her call me, so there was no way to send coded messages on whatsapp status to me. Being the introvert that she is and the all trusting graceful Grace, she started to send Abigil over to my place to bridge the gap. In just over two years, Abigail had changed and developed into a sexy hippie bohemian. Not that I fancy her in any erotic way or something. It's just that in our contemporary naija society where mostly everyone conforms, it is hard not to notice a bohemian.

Knowing I would do no better than Grace even with a million dollars and in a hundred years of searching, I mended fences with Grace and our relationship became stronger than ever. Over time, Abigail became a bridge between us. At first, Grace would send her over to run errands for her. After a while, it became a second nature for her to come over and fidget with my electronics. Courtesy demands you be nice to your in-laws to be and so I was nice to Abigail.

Abigail's posturing over time made it difficult for me to say no to her especially during them Nengi and Laycon days in the house. She was a fan of big brother lockdown. And would always ask for my keys to watch the silly show for she was equally as silly to be gushing over that vanity fair. Grace seems not have any issues with her coming over and I also did not for I was hardly home and God knows the sub was kinda wasting away.

There are some things in life that are not planned. They just happen! My boss at work then tested positive for Covid and we were all asked to quarantine at home. Grace still had to go to work while Abigail was always free because of the ASSU strike. Suddenly, I started to be alone with Abigail. She would come over "for big brother" around 9am and leave around 7pm in time to beat her curfew at home. It was awkward staying all day with Abigail. Grace too predictable, only comes over on Sunday. For some strange reasons, on Sundays, Abigail will never show up.

There were times, and I am sure it could just be my imagination, that she enjoyed teasing me. She would come dressed like a sister Mary Amaka from home but after a while, she would take her bath and transform into a Kardashian. Wearing skimpy cloths and heavy make-up. I tried to give her her space. I was in quarantine and therefore, had practically no where to go. I am basically the type that don't flock with co-workers and I hardly keep any friends except for Grace. I am not one to be neighbourly with my neighbours so I was stuck with Abigail all day. Humans are social animals and we tend to gravitate towards each other especially when we are alone with someone. Gradually, she won me over and I started to watch the big brother show with her. While she was rooting for Nengi after her Erica left, I was simply for Neo for he had my height. And the bond between us grew. God knows I had no vile motives and evil intentions. It is hard not to enjoy Abigail's company for she is a smart, gleeful and witty girl. While I do all the talking with Grace, Abigail on the other hand does all the talking with me and it was a welcome change.

*** D Day ***
It became obvious Abigail was not telling the truth at home. She would pick their calls and tell them she was in her female friend's house. And in the spirit of our new found big brother bond. We kept the secret. On this faithful day, it had rained all day and Nepa had struck and the plug in my generator was no good. The rain had brought with it a cool breeze and some magical thunder. Seemingly, we could not watch our show so I took a blanket because of the cold and buried my attention on my PC (laptop) re-watching season 5 of the game of thrones.

Naively, Abigail joined me and entered the blanket with me. I use the word 'naive' because I honestly do not want to qualify her as a minx. And I know she does not see me as a Justine Bieber of a crystal ball for her to be drooling at. While in that warm blanket watching the movies in such compromising position, One thing led to another and alot of that one thing opened up her Pandora's box and I... I ate the most forbidden fruit there ever was. There is no telling how wonderful making love to her was at the heat of the moment and there's no shame in the world that equates to the shame that immediately dwell and still dwells in my soul shortly after even to this day. There's a lot to blame our mistake and betrayal on. Could it just be the moment? the weather? the chemistry? the devil? (laughs) my opportunistic habit? Her feminine warmth in such close proximity? my placing a hand on her thigh and meeting no resistance? My foggy mind and grown erection? Her racing and panting heart? Her feisty zeal and deviant nature? My libido? Hers? My morals? Buhari? Herdsmen? IPOB? Sunday Igbahor? Dstv and big brother? NEPA? Game of thrones? Was she after all really a minx? In all fairness, she is just a little naive girl that does not deserve to be pilloried for my betrayal. As the adult, I should have known better and acted a lot better.

Climbing down from our lustful climax, we both knew immediately what we had done, the gravity and the implications it could have on not just us, but grace and the whole family. In the most contrite way possible, we apologized to ourselves and vowed never to repeat it again. We felt it would be better not to tell Grace or anyone and we agreed Abigail would stop coming over. I started to avoid Abigail at all cost. I did not just release cum after my despicable act with Abigail, I released every thing good in me and every form of happiness. I felt much less of a man and wished I had died as a child or better still was aborted.

I hardly could face Grace after. The more I try to ghost her, the more she held on tightly. It became awkward visiting their family house for I was not comfortable around them trusting and accepting me. Not for the fear that they would find out...just my conscience eating me up. I stayed away and made peace with my gross mistake. For over six to seven months. I did my penance and nothing happened with Abigail. I know I am in a better place now to make sane decisions about cheating. To give something back to Grace, I have vowed never to sleep with anyone till die. We know how cheating amongst married men is common these days. I no call Adekule Gold name oh!

Me and Grace are set to marry on the 17th of this April. The thing is...Abigail is her chief bridesmaid and preparation demands I see her most times. She still has a look in her eyes...dunno what to make of it. A look of blackmail? Of you could still hit it if you want? We have unfinished business kinda look? You should be paying a bride price for two look? I die inside every time I see Grace happy she again got us back to talking terms because of the wedding. Ignorance is truly bliss.

I have doubts going through with this wedding. Folks may laugh and say I chickened out because of the inflation and money, others might blame Grace. It may ruin Grace for ever. How do I do this knowing Abigail will always be family?

Your writing style is very discerning and articulate.
However you should know that these words ring true in every situation

"The Truth Shall Set You Free"

Tell Grace the Truth and set yourself free (though it will piss her off - at first).
And make peace with whatever decision she takes when you tell her the truth.

You could either be a man and face your mistakes
Or
Be a sissy and and leave your fate in Abigail's hands and hope she doesn't blackmail you.

pazienza:
Akwa Ibom vs Cross River dick measuring bickering is as stupid as Abia vs Anambra, or IMO vs Anambra bickering some impostors on NL lead.
Why fight among yourself when outsiders see you as one?

Nobody outside AkwaCross will ever agree there is any difference between both of you. Any bad thing that happens in Cross River is automatically seen as Akwa ibom issue, and vice versa.
All of you are as far as we outsiders are concerned are one "Calabar people". We don't see any difference. The difference only exist in your own imaginations.

You local beef is your cup of tea.You all need to grow up mbok!

You are an outsider, so you know nothing about the difference between Cross River and Akwa Ibom.

Common sense should tell you not to make suggestions about what you know nothing about.

Michelle55:

You disagree.

IamYourNeighbor:
I just heard from someone that "being quiet is almost same thing as being weak." What a society we live in! Being loud is taken as being strong, and being quiet is taken as being weak !

What's your assertion to this ideology people?

Quiet people use actions to say what they mean, and their actions are often the loudest cos it comes full of surprises.

GeneralPula:
Decent man like us..

Nah to go pick one Latina make Baby mama is time don reach..

Parol go don set wella before then!!

You are far from decent.

Michelle55:
Relationship itself is hard work, I doubt if I want to give it a try again. Getting used to my company every passing day.

But truth be told, it's a beautiful thing when you have someone to share your dreams and ideas with and both of you willing to work towards achieving them together.

These days urgent 2k and guys wanting sex in exchange for the monetary help has turned everything upside down.
No one is willing to help each other without ulterior motives.

Some guys and ladies are in the so called relationships just for the benefits or what they might likely gain from each other and once that's achieved, every other thing will crumble.

In summary, the guys goes into one for free and unlimited browsing of her website while the lady does the same for financial purpose(at least she's sure of her rents been paid, gifts been given and lots more)all she needs do is submit toto for browsing at any given time.

In other words no commitment, just trying to get by.

Can't cook or doesn't want to, are two different things.

Everybody at one point could not cook.

But if she doesn't want to - Never.

I have always been,

Who cares? My conscience.

doggedfighter:
They are his children. It makes no difference .

Talk about fidelity the earlier you know no one belongs to you the better for you.

In my culture if you pay the bride price all children are yours . Nobody can lay claims.

If you marry a girl with a child ,her child becomes yours , you can't say you don't want her child.

Even the person that impregnated her can't claim that child.

People wake up and start looking for what's not missing without emotional or psychological preparedness.

As we dance and embrace DNA , we should be ready for what it brings.

A lot of things goes into fathering a child Not JUST SPERM !

These things are not as simple as Nairaland boys think.

Only imbeciles think fvvcking another man and covering it up is Ok.

James4358:
My nairaland family, i jst want to bare my mind here.

Matured responses will be sincerely appreciated. I'll try to be brief & straight to the points.

Precisely in 2019, I helped my then boss who was transfered to Abuja to get a maid from the south south part of the country, calabar to be precise. She was 18yrs at that time. Later that year, my boss who was nursing a kidney ailment needed transplant urgently. Out of love, this girl opted to help donate one of her kidneys. Personaly I kicked against the idea when she told me, but she was strong-willed. I took the matter to her parents and they threatened to hold me responsible if anything happened to their daughter. After much persuasion from her, her parents gave in reluctantly. We carried out series of tests & she was certified fit to donate. My boss contacted a German hospital that later did the transplant. I work for a para-millitary agency as a cadet A.S.P & i call him My boss because he was heading the command i was first posted to. More details below...

Efiks don't ask people to marry corpse, that's a practice done by the ibibios, get your facts right before saying what you don't know on a public forum.

Because she thinks Jerry is the good guy while Tom is the bad guy.

Magnoliaa:
[color=magenta]Why do you assume whom I was speaking For?[/color]

Typo error

Magnoliaa:
[color=deeppink]Sexual dissatisfaction.[/color]

From who?
You are Him?

dorin27:
instead of letting her go, you want to waste her time till she's 29? Issokay.

She deserves what ever that's coming to her, she should just pray Karma should have mercy on her.

Jeon:
I don't blame the husband I blame her for finding her in this shithole country, and also settling down with the average Nigerian useless man that only love a woman because of her body.

The thing is it's not her fault she is Chubby that's due to genetics.
But how can a man marry a chubby woman yet expect her to be skinny in nature after childbirth.

The man is just plain stupid, that's why I blame him.
But if the woman was NOT chubby before they got married that's a different thing altogether.