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NOTHING GOOD IS EVER FERVENTLY ADVERTISED

This is the maxim to hold to heart in Nigeria.
Nothing that is good will ever be told to you with celerity and fervour. Know that the Average Nigerian will not see gold and tell you where to get it, it is anything that will drain or take from you that they will advertise to no end .

Crypto currency- A lie
Church - A lie
Get rich quick and pyramid scheme - A lie
Be a good worker- A lie
Modern day fads, makeover, feminism, true love - A lie.
Covid 19 vaccine - A lie
Customs and Traditions- A lie

You don't have to do anything, you can always commit suicide. Tell them I'm not interested

Just be on the look out especially when random people come to meet you, ask them

WHO SEEKS TO GAIN FROM THIS?
ITS IMPORTANT, EHEN, To WHOM?

Be careful

MONEY:

Well what is money, how many of it do you have, how many do you need?

Many people in this country are living baskets, they are just under the tap and the water is sieving through.
HOW MUCH BE YOUR OWN INSIDE?

Inside all your waka waka inside sun, how much be your own
Let's say you hold 10k how much is your own
Ehn, I wan subscribe, I wan plait hair, my cloth don reach to change,
Mumu!!!

You are in the transaction of things And never owning anything.
Discard all these modern distractions and invention

Buy land, buy goats, own property.
Bill Gates bought 1.2 million acres of land, you don't even have 1 acre.

Learn how to sit down quietly and save.
Learn to manage money.

Ask yourself what is the cheapest way to live in Nigeria, how are these Northerners surviving with very little income and how can I use that to maximise my own.

Watch them, learn from them and know the investment that truly matter

FEAR:
A BIG FACTOR in Nigeria, the black man is treated like a child because, Pastors, Imams, Lecturers, office Bosses use fear to imprison and brain wash people.
They use this fear to shout and command you, some people take "ijaya" so that when to talk to you, you will be shaking.

You need to implore and use thr spirit of ancestors to move above fear.
Learn how to remain food in the pot for your ancestors your dead parents and grandparents are still very much around waiting for you to channel their energy.

Go to a Cemetery around you, buy dates and pour it there, cook moi moi and put it by the road of your street either early in the morning or late at night.

Learn how to leave your hair either man or woman, men keep afro or dreadlocks, women should keep dreadlocks and not waste money on attachments.

If anyone wants to plan something you will be warned, if they do, they will give you the solution in a dream.

The Importance of Coconut Water:
Which you can drink and also to wash one's head
It detoxifies and cleanse one off evil intentions

In this game nothing, us ordinary. Unexplained sickness like Blood Pressure and continuous fever are sometimes more than they seem.

6. INCENSE
Incensing the room and the house can help ward off bad spirits, especially If you stay in a Rented apartment, Sometimes the room feels hot or you just can't sleep. Or a funny feeling, unexplainable mosquitos and bed bugs ( funny bah) yes.
Maybe it's time to Incense the room

7. SALT WATER BATH.
When you come from work and or you feel tired at waking, a salt water bath and drink (not all the time) cleanses the hologram of this reality (our body).

4. Know your mantra
For the Muslims its Allahu akbar, and other chants, for Christians its Thank you Jesus, or Help me God, for Buddhist It's Nam Myoho Rhenge Kyo.
Chant it everyday for in Nigeria we ate fighting against Principalities and Powers, hell bent in destroying us and make us to be reincarnating endlessly in this farm called Nigeria while they use our bloated carcass to drill for oil in the Future.( crazy uhn).
Why do you think Nigerians eat rice a lot even when it bloats them, why are we heavier and fatter than our forefathers whose food was beans. We keep giving birth to ignorant children and use television to drone them for this capitalist prison.

1. Stop going to Church.
You are a god, you have a god inside your
bó eleda ju osha ló
Sit in your house and realise your atman, the self.
The life of all your lives. And understand its cosmic purpose. If you need help Marijuana and Alice Coltrane music can help you.

2. Fast everyday.
Learn how to fast from 6 to 12 everyday as an adult, drink Lipton or any other tea, if you want but don't eat till 12, pray in your mind, when you want to break your fast give a beggar 50 or 100 naira.

3. Be A Good Person.
Even when it doesn't favour you, be good. Learn to do the good at all times. It helps ward off evil spirit and intentions.

This life is a game, an RPG game where we come back to do everything all over again, Reincarnation.
The only way to escape the samsara (I'm Buddhist) is to leave the wheel of life and death.
Is it easy, No.

Now I will be teaching us the ways of being in Nigeria, Alchemy, mantras, madras and other sacrifice to live a good and clean life in Nigeria.
Certain accounts understand the things I'm saying like
Sisterfire and
Ourtruth247


You need this things in your house

Ash
Charcoal
Palm kernel oil
Bitterkola
Garlic
Alligator Pepper and
Salt

Thanks man.
I'm grateful, AMEN.

I sat somewhere and listened to two very unseeming looking yoruba men as they said vile things about the Igbos. And how they are going to publish thier tenants.

Saying If the Igbos are not careful they will leave lagos without even a single pin
After the inauguration, The Yorubas will show Igbos their true colors.

I repeat.

You don't have to sleep in Lagos.
If they have a train that can get you in Onitsha in 3 hours.

Tell all the big men construct a railway from Lagos to Enugu, Now!!!!

Meet the Japanese, and get needed Steel from Russia.

If Sam Mbakwe and Co could build am airport there is nothing these Igbo big men cannot do if they put thier minds together.
They are not safe in Lagos.

They need to act fast


Leave Lagos for them o.
We are back to 66 again
But this time there will be no senseless bloodshed

Control onions.

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The one cure for erectile dysfunction

Control Onions Also called Country onions.

Consuming 4/5 of this is good for men with lingering problems. With 2 bulbs of onions and you might rule the bed.

This thread will also feature local herbs that can replace the tablets and pill. I have a modern medicine luddism, believing they make us weak and sick, and keep us coming back to thier industry.

Boiled Scent leaf is still the best Anti- Malaria.
Eat the leaf also.

Cleanses:

Eat 5 bulbs of onions
Drink Scent leaf tea with some salt

And you will be free off a lot of ailments.
Let's reduce our visits to hospitals.

DILUTION:

This wicked government's plan to increase salary by 40% is to further weaken the purchasing power of the naira. With the removal of subsidy, even if you earn 250k in Nigeria, you will barely keep your head above water.

Go and Buy land
GO AND BUY LAND NOW!!!

Bill Gates have removed his money from Tech, he has bought over 1.2 million acres.
Even if its one acre you can buy, buy now

Paper currency will soon be valueless , only the land and what you can farm from it will be the only thing of value going forward.

Remove the tripod.


I hear you.

The idea is to go to the towns and Villages and be the king of those places. Just to fill gas in my village we have to go very far
Employ people and put them there
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8. SELLING EGGS

If you can survive the 16 weeks layers practically feed themselves , they will pay for their feed and still give you an average of 300k per month.
If you have space, and you can stlll rear broilers on the side

9. Farming Plantains and cocoyams
If you can, farming perennials like Plantains and cocoyams means that you get snails for free. AND They can never die, one Plantains can give you 5 more suckers. Water and manure only

10. Car wash
Already mainstream, but not in towns and villages. To save cost set it up near canals to save cost on water

11. Clothing
Touche up the katangowa and bend down select will it kill you to wash and iron thsee clothes and sell it for a flat rate of 500 naira in University areas.


12. Pallets building materials
People are always setting up SMEs, you can buy Pallets from sawmills at 100 naira and sell at 150 naira, quick building materials like nails and cutlass go well in towns too.


13. Gas
One cylinder can give you 60k if you are fair, your niche should be the home service, Nigerians are lazy, get a bike and you can cover more ground.
There's money in gas filling

I saw the post on Unemployment today and felt sorry for the average Nigerian Youth.
The government lied to us, and they keep churning out graduates with no plans

Here are sure fire business that will give you money since we can't find jobs. The goal is for you to target towns and villages places where these business are not many.

Let go:

1. OPTICIANRY.
Opticians make a lot of money some glasses can give you gain of 20k to 30k if you can go to a college of Health Technology and Learn Dispensary Opticianry.
Instead of going to Universiry go to College of Health Technology instead, people will always need glasses as they age.
Total cost of learning might be 300k but the gains are in millions

2. OBY/ XRAY.
If you can also learn physio therapy and Massage that will be better.
Another course in the College of Health that pay well. People will break bones and do pregnancy scan, you are sure of daily or weekly income.

3. HOROLOGIST.
Don't look down on people doing or repairing watches, they make a lot of cool money and they are not plenty. If you can invest in selling the watches you will be in millions.

4. SELLING HONEY
Take a bus at Ijora Badia from Lagos and go to Taraba state go to a local government on your way to Gembu called Ger.
Go and buy original Honey cheap there.
You will see it for 10k for 50 litre gallon
Come to Lagos and resell it in Eva water bottle for 3k per bottle and you will target Catholic churches, those old High blood pressured church goers will buy everything from you.

5.SELLING PEPPERS
peppers especially habanero peppers sell for 3k at Jos you can buy 5 or 6 bags and pay them to load them at the back of the bus and tip them 1k
And sell it at 15k here in lagos or ibadan

6.SELLING MEDIA.
If you can download films and songs target the villages and local towns you can sell them to the youths who have android phones for 200 naira per one and Also corps member in boring villages
They will always watch and come back for more.
You can download with torrent from YTS.

7. SELLING FRIES :
Potatoes is a life saver, you can sell it raw during the day and fry at night. If you have the strength.
There is money in it


Don't leave businesses for the northerners alone
Study them and learn from them.

To living besides Nigeria. If I learn more I'd share

kinah:
Looking forward to it.
Please can you stop using the stainless plate ?
Use another dish for you food picturez.

That's what I have o
I am an ascetic, a strong follower of Dionysius and Diogenes, I had them before they broke and I'm not buying anything else If stainless serve the same purpose

Minimalism all the way

Yes it can,
That's how I do it

Spaghetti and ugwu.
Ugwu - 200
Tomato & pepper - 200
Eggs - 2 = 180



Potato porridge and ugwu
Ugwu - 200
Potatoes- 500


I sincerely need to start making something else or try soup. Let's see what happens.

We are going back to the Intolerance of 1966
The Igbophobia And hatred is back.

But I promise there will be no senseless killing this time.

Man leans towards Idolatry and that is the problem.
When you ask a man what is his problem instead of looking within and inquiring, he will point to his neighbour.

These New World Order and Jews know that where there is no flour there can be no bible,
They engineer this scarcity so that we will fight and kill each other.

I'd advise the igbo to practice stealth.
I'd advise the Yorubas to look inward and practice restraint the igbo are not your problem


If only the igbos could build a railway from Onitsha to Lagos that will from lagos and back in 2 hours, the igbo don't have to sleep where they make their money

All these will end.

HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE

is a killer among Older Nigerians, I hear an alternative Cure is drinking pap with the dried and Grounded Pit of Avocado pear.

For those who can't afford Visoporin (
I hear Predisolone and Novagin works well too.

Check with your Doctor though if it fits your body type. But when talking cheap alternative, Predisolone (some call it Perilon) is effective.

Lifestyle change still however remains the best option.

Rice and waterleaf.
The fuel of the bones are vegetables.

Water leaf- 200
Pepper - 100

Cut the waterleaf(the stressful part), put in the pot, add onions and palm oil, crayfish, Salt and Maggi. Its not going to be as sweet as your conventional stew, but in days of no cash, this works as well.

I have myopia.
I use palm oil and iru in my food alot

I also eat bitter kola every week at least 200 naira worth.

BEFORE YOU BUY PARACETAMOL

Why not buy Lemons squeeze out the extract in hot water.
You see the northerners carrying very heavy load at Ilepo market and trekking long distances without herniation and ready to do it again.

They take Lemon and coffee instead of your PARACETAMOL, ibuprofen, and all that chalk, they sell for 200 naira per sachet that do nothing.

Lemon and Lime - 100 naira

For body pains

THE CRASH OF THE HOUSING MARKET.

As it happened to Adron Homes and the likes It will happen to greedy Landlords in lagos rent seeking with every itty bitty space for a room and parlour .

PEOPLE ARE LEAVING THE CITIES .

And moving to towns and village They can't cope with the high cost of living, and your money will be tied up in a useless investment.
Only a fool will be thinking of building house in this time.

Think Open fields for playing ball
Think Basket ball courts
Think Swimming Hall
Think Parks, Permaculture parks
Think Cemeteries


The ones I feel sorry for the most are those abroad sending money to build hotels.
What a waste.


Start learning How to survive on 5k weekly with your family.
I welcome you all to Communism.. live and prosper

He should forget this election.
He can't protect the lives of those that will vote him in, he won't be in Okota, Maza Maza and places that matter.
Sanwolu have done the needed blood sacrifice
(Train hits bus)

He has to start grassroot, set up a party and forum for Fellow Marxist and Communist now so that we can prepare for the coming election.

In order to take Lagos from these Osun Demons.
We need to ask the important question

Who killed Funsho Williams??

Lagos belongs to the Oba of Benin and Obi of Onitsha
The blood will come back and take its rightful place.

Especially names like Apongbo, Dopemu, Agege, Idumota. These are Edo Words
We know the History we are coming for you..

Gbadebo .. chill.
Let's prepare for the next one

Anti Malaria Cleanser and Sugar Reducer.

Boil scent leaf - 200 naira

Drink the extract, and eat the leaf

Aloe Vera
Cut it into tiny pieces, put it inside a cup of water
And drink for reducing sugar level

Potatoes is now available at Ilepo market.

I bought 500 naira own.
Cooked some, mashed it a little

Eggs - 180 naira
Tomato&pepper - 100 naira

HOW TO ENDURE THE DOLDRUMS

Life will become very bland as we enter into a new normal.
Thinking is your worst enemy, learn how to go for long walks I mean very long walks buy an earpiece listen to music while you do so, so when you get home you are tired and sleepy.

Go to your friends house learn to join cooking with them, bring Spaghetti let them bring tomato paste joint cooking and playing ludo afterwards

Reading, Coffee and smoking must become second nature to you now, shrink that stomach, burn that tongue and learn to read every book, so as to waste the day.

Vaginas will become very cheap, so don't even bother wasting your money for that one, it will be that bad, women will flock to you for mere sustenance, Don't let it be a slippery slope.

Pick up a hobby, photography, music learning, instrument, writing anything to kill the boredom.

Eat once a day, drink plenty water and sleep more

Human sacrifice

Just for governorship election

The DEATH OF ALL BUSINESS

All business will die because you can only have a business if your neighbour have money
There will be disillusionment and confusion
Many companies will sack a lot
Without money, you will not sell or be able to pay rent. Many people will commit suicide in droves.

Don't be a part of them

Don't restock your shop too much
Learn to reduce your expenses

Go back to your village, if you don't have your own land Save your last money plant bitterleaf, rear chicken, learn smoking, eat once a day and remain calm.

Things go hard o