₦airaland Forum

December's Implosion

As we enter into the month of December we enter into its desperation.
Be very careful, more so with this year's hardship
Protect your self against the following ways that desperate people most likely use:

One chance: Avoid entering small buses, where the only available seat is at the back, watchout for the ratio of male and female in a bus.
Enter long buses, don't be in a haste, enter at the bus stops and Make sure you are comfortable and no one is touching you when you are seated

Interview : confirm your interviews in this period If you are a job seeker. There are proven places like Charlie boy junction, Mende Maryland lagos where people have confirmed suspicious activities. Be very careful

Friends place: be careful when going to or sleeping over in a friend's place, the amount of youth in cyber crime and rituals is staggering
Don't say, I trust him. Be sure, and watch what you eat.

Senseless fight : Avoid senseless fights and arguments with people, some people are looking for avenue to touch you or draw blood from you.
Avoid it.

Protest : it is no longer news that we are being ruled by demons. And they crave blood. They are slipping up on purpose, trying to rile us up for protest so that they can have an excuse to kill us and shed the blood they that they desperately need.
Look at Kogi election, person steal ballot box, all you had to do was taze the person or at worst shoot the leg, weaken him, seize the ballot box from him, arrest and try him in court

No see and kill. No questions. They want blood.

Birthday party: Ehn, yes! this is thier favourite one they will organise 50 yrs birthday party or Specious wedding anniversary. Kill ram and call you to come and eat. Most times these rams are sacrifices to steal people's stars.
If you notice you will see people putting ram bones in front of their shops during the Eid Celebrations
Na so, just to attract customers. Don't be a customer, let your concoction rice be enough for you.

Traveling and kidnapping : if you can better stay back, if you can't cut your journey into two travel rest, continue for three will be kidnapping and theft, or if you have the money take flight
The road will be hot.


Let hope we make it to the new year together

Peace

MORE BUSINESS IDEAS

SEX SHOP: As ludicrous as it may sound Nigerians are one of the highest consumer of Porn in the world. If you are one of the first to sell Sex Videos and Intimacy gadgets in Nigeria, targeting major cities like Lagos Abuja, and Portharcourt. It might take sometime but you will get your customers.

PARTY, BAZAAR AND GET TOGETHER
Many Nigerians are bored and don't have social skills, they long for get together to bring them close to one another.
You just need a field, some speakers, game shows, cotton candy and you can just name it one name of your choice

Your business will be to monopolise the sale of water and soft drinks to make your money,
It could be :
Reggae party,  Jazz Party, Hip Hop Party,
Dog Owners Party,  Cat Owners Party, Retiree Get Together, Gen Z Party,  Anime Comic Con, etc


PURPOSE: Do you ask yourself sometimes what is Nigeria's greatest natural resources, its not oil, its people.
We have a teeming population of youth and young adult with nothing but time on thier hands.
How do you harness this..
You give them purpose.  They are jobless and bored.  Find something for them to do.

First set up an NGO
Get funding from either government or private individuals
Then recruit these young Nigerians to do some work for you and pay them on an hourly rate.
E.g: Tree Planting NGO. Recruit them in thier States asking them to plant trees for 10 naira per tree.
Or you could send them to the local villages with security of course to places like Taraba or Ondo
the plains there are in need of trees.  (With the level of deforestation in Nigeria for firewood and coal, this is needes).

It could be Pottery, Horticulture,  Gutter cleaning,  As long as you don't owe and you are fair. You will find youths willing to work for you and you get to make your own money via the funding from government


ANTIQUE AND PAWN SHOPS: With the current and imminent economic downturn a lot of Nigerians will part with some of thier valuables just to eat, you could buy these vases, ceramics,  diamonds, necklaces, paintings. To sell either abroad or later at more value

ART STUDIO: there are lot of talented Nigerians who don't have the opportunity to express their talents, many painters, sculptors, Artistes without a place to practice or finding.
You could get or build an empty warehouse and House these prospective young Artists. And give them equipment to work on either canvases, pencils, etc for them to do their work
So that if they are sold you have a percentage cut for it

There is no such thing as bad art and painting it only appreciate in time.

SOCKS, SINGLETS AND SCHOOL Bags,: A shop in a school area, where wholesale and retail of these items are sold will do well as Nigerians are never going to stop churning out children
Boxers, rubber wristwatches, water bottles, Handkerchiefs could be added.

INFORMATION: A very important thing to sell is information. I predict either being unable to access information in time, or unable to afford data.
You could be the sole provider of scarce PdFs, movies, documentaries and Books and sell them at very expensive rates
Information is power and wealth in one.


OPEN INSTITUTES AND NIGHT SCHOOL:
This is an idea, I'm quite reluctant to share, but oh well, Since your country is very stupid and wants to keep increasing the price of School Fees. Leave them.

Buy 3 acres of land, create an open University/ Polythenic that offers Night school for young adults that are working
A lot of them are looking for flexibility in education. A Night School from 6 to 11pm in Lagos will really make sense
Just build the place in the pattern of NYsc campMale Hostel, Female Hostel, Pavilion,
Department Office and 3 classes shikena

Enforce the usage of Tablets, Go online and download PDF and Videos relating to the course they are studying
Send it to their tablets Shikena.

Go to A regulating body and get certified as am INSTITUTE, make your classes at night and Charge 50k per semester. You go make money ehn,!! At the end of the semester  get a computer centre to do your exams CBT better still get a deal of 300 computers and use your institute to host JaMB exams when due.

A SPORTS SHOP: The Problem with Nigerians is they don't how to create a niche just to sell a business 
If you buy 2 acres of land and build a basketball court which can also serve as a volley ball court and football field, .
You could open the only sport shop where you can sell JERSEY, socks, anklets, and boots. You can also sell snacks and soft drinks on the side.

DRIVCARE APP: It's just a name I formed with the addition of Drive and care, you could have other names like Willow, CATER etc. It's basically an app that offers to drive old people, disabled and People with down syndrome to get an purchase things, see places or family.
You can build the app, upload it on Google play store for people interested.
You don't need much  just Recruit people who are patient have a lot of love in their hearts and are trustworthy

Get a Suzuki Super carry or Diahatsu Hijet remove the entire back seats and install a ramp at the back of the bus,
Get your own wheel chair so that you can transport people.
Go to their houses, pick them up and drive them to where they want to go,  you will have to take them back to their houses safely and charge a very reasonable fee for driving them, maybe 5k per trip.
You need patience, good name and lots of love in your heart to do this one.


VHS To MP4: Nigerians destroy things a lot but you can serve as the remedy to a very lost cause,  many people have Videos of their weddings and parents burials that they would like to watch again.
This is another Business I would really like to do.
You can get the machine and help convert their VHS to MP4, you can also Get a vinyl extractor also for old albums that some people still have and help covert it to FLAC or Mp3


Vintage Photography / School of Photography: this business is for the rich,  you could invest in the sale of vintage camera, like Polaroids, Rollielflex etc and the sale of 35mm film rolls. You might be the only one doing this in Nigeria,
And it can also be incorporated as a school of old photography have a museums and study old photographers and thier styles.
Those cameras due to their discontinuity sell for quite the price if you have the money to buy and wait for a buyer.

A MASCOT AND A Memento Of  a Town:
This idea requires you to be very artistic, you can sell the mascot, sight or monument of a town or a state.
You could use plastic,  rubber, coconut shell to sell these.
These miniature designs could serve as little statues, key holders or mementos.
Imagine a small statue of  a Hands raised Fela, National Stadium, 042, Idanre Hills, etc. Whatever is unique about your town for tourist and visitors.

PLASTIC/NYLON DIApErs: instead of the environmental degradation of single use Diapers you could create a Nylon, or pleather Diaper that can be washed out, with a pocket function that can house a tissue that can be removed out and replaced.
The funny thing is this can be done with waste,  Either Bagass (sugarcane waste) or sachet water nylon
There is an Indian I saw on YouTube using Bagass to make really exciting things

PRIVATE FOOTBALL LEAGUE; This is another crazy business idea, but do you know you just need 20 (4 acres of land) and 18 thousand Containers to build your own private football league.
The World Cup in Qatar showed that we can use abandoned containers to build a stadium. Imagine if you had a billion naira lying around. Some people do though.


A PHOTOGRAPHY Museum: You can recruit people who are really interested in wildlife, Greyscale and landscape photography to submit their photos in your museum which you can sell for a percentage. While you charge per entry.
Easy and cool money.

APP FOR WIDOWS: one of the lonely people in the world are Widows and Widowers. A Datjng APP can be created for them to find some kind of affection and love in their lives again you can call the app
AGEAN ( Again with age) or THE REKINDLE
Before you can use the person have to show pictures of their previous marriage,
A marriage certificate and verification to stop the app from being polluted by miscreants
Set up dates in coffee shop, Bus rides, and Parks, for them compulsorily as they might have lost interest in things like that.
Something like that sha, set the AI to pair them according to Zodiac signs to make things flow easily. Water Signs with water signs,  Fire like that.


OLD SOLDIERS CLUB: Get a bar and paint it in the Miltary Colours and Camo exclusively for Old Soldiers for them to meet, recount thier tales and enjoy themselves,  for sure you will sell a lot of beer, don't sell on credit oh  they can owe person o. Every Christmas get them customised  fez cap, they like those

But set up good music, Karaoke, Jokes, Snooker, Chess, Draughts. And if you are adventurous you can set up sex workers.
They like sexa lot.

COMiCS and CHILDREN BOOKS: This business requires its own specialisation as they are quite rare  and very hard to find, if you have someone who can send them from abroad all the better.
Books  by Enid Blyton, Comics like Archie, the Gargoyles,  The Amazing Spiderman are hard to find. And as an adult I still love Comics and I haven't seen any shop that sell just comics in Nigeria

An Arcade: People who go into this business spend on expensive games, rather spend on the nostalgia . Some of us will pay to play Pachinko, Atari, Ps1, Family Con, and since these games are not expensive, they can be easy to maintain unlike those expensive ones .
You could sell games too like PSPs, and others in the arcade.

YOGA HALL: your intended target are the housewives of the wealthy in Nigeria, if you have a Yoga hall of female employ only
You could have a health class and a healthy following. You couldn't go wrong.

TINUBULATION TIPS

As things get tougher, we as individuals have to get smarter in this age of Apprehension, the goal is to survive no matter what.

1. First cut off the buying of sachet water, I boil water in a pot and transfer it when it cools to water bottles that I take for the day.
If you calculate it, its cheaper.

2. Beans is your friend, I always boil beans everyday, Everyday? YES everyday!
Beans being an oligosaccharide stays longer than empty carbs and rice.
The trick is to boil it first with salt for 15 minutes, sieve it out, boil it again and allow the hot water soak it, Go to work come back and it would have soften, this way you save more on gas.

3. Garri ,Kuli and a Bulb of Onions every week.
Yes Garri is the sustainer the retainer of blood sugar and the gauge, the first aid, the hope,
Cancel the breakfast of tea and now expensive bread.
Switch to garri instead. FAST till 10 am drink your garri quitely with enough sugar either with moi moi or with kuli. I prefer the red garri because of the eye though At the end of the week, you eat a bulb of onions to assist the eyes.
Normalise the use of locust beans to cook either stew or soup to also help.

4. Get A Charcoal stove, we don't know what is coming but, just incase buy one to reduce the pressure on your gas.
Food like beans and Rice can slowly be cooked there.

5. REDUCE your Stress
Medicine is now very expensive, don't stress yourself and fall sick, Who sick now, Don enter one chance. Learn to sit quietly, sleep or watch a movie, conserve as much energy as possible.

6. MANAGE WHAT YOU HAVE
Don't buy anything for now, e.g Cloth, bag etc until after March next year so that we cross the danger zone safely.
Reduce your food option to mainly beans, Grounded beans, Kunnu, Potatoes and Acha

You need food that last for long in the stomach
It better your farts smell than dying of hunger

More tips in time...

The cheapest rice and stew

Rice- 1 mudu - 1k
I already have the dried pepper and tomatoes I bought in Farin Gada - 1.5k for the two of them
Noiler Egg 60 naira (3) - 180

The DJINN'S MONEY

There is good money and bad money.
Certain demons gave us bad money money that seek to waste itself
A money that builds just houses, drink beer and for fvcking around

These demons in charge of this money call themselves sophisticated.
But we know that they got it from Djinns and it will require blood one way or another

There is a spirit behind the money that wants to waste itself.
The money will collect blood from you.
Which is why in most corporation the staff either find it hard to marry, give birth or lose one of their children while working with the company.

They must take blood from you either by having sex with you as a man i homosexually or collecting your sperms and loosch by proxy by their numerous prostitute agents. That sleep with you and return your blood back to them.

One popular one is OYEDEPO  ushers who do ushers meeting from 11pm to 2am in the morning,  what are they discussing?
If one of these girls get you,  you find get a job, live a good life so long as you are wasting your blood for
Break up with her and you are sure to lose your job instantly.

It's a loosch for money game, even
The money is a demonic money,  air money it doesn't stay, or want to be used for something good.
Which is why these demons use people from other tribes to develop their region.
The money will prefer to build mansions and buy cars rather than do even the smallest well in their village.

Try it first, decide that I want to use my money and do water in my community and you will not belive the kind of problem you will see in that period.

This money takes blood from you, or waste you, making your life a meaningless toil.
You wonder why people will spend 20 million to travel abroad- Ehn it's money its controlling them.
And  don't think the late Queen of England and other Europeans are not in on it.
She was a sengeshe worshipper they also do human sacrifice

Remember
Adam the boy that was used as Osun Sacrifice in England
Remember  Emiliano Sala that was used as human sacrifice  among others.

Which is why I call Christianity the biggest witchcraft do you know how many Priest rape deaf boys and have homosexual relations with altar boys that get buried by the Pope
Watch  Silence in the House of God it's a documentary that opens your eyes to the demonism that produces the energy field and money that we get to spend.

Why will Nigerians spend billions building churches, and not sport centres or industries ? Its the money or rather the spirit behind it, it controls them.

Till he dies OYEDEPO will keep building rubbish building and arks because the spirit controlling the money will never allow him rest.

So many of these pastors are no longer human they have cloned themselves from  the Deeper life, Redeemed, to our own Balablu, Ondo Governor

They are now completely demonized, full fledged agents controlled by the spirit of the  Homosexuals Djinn money.

Another way, they useless the money and continue with their SAP program is by allowing a green homosexual network provider that has a LGTBQ slogan.. (with pride ) qnd we know who the lover is..
By constantly paying Nigeria celebrity ridiculous amounts of money in the name of Sponsorship they further devalue the naira and make them agents of Djinns money.
How can you be paying people 50 million naira for Sponsorship when your network is the worst network ever.
Why can't you improve your network

It's all a lie the mast are there to send signals to your brains and modify you to become a homosexuals so that they can rape you and steal the pure energy from you. To further their demonic agenda.

Think about it very well and you will see that it doesn't make sense

Our women are the worst,  the most gullible and completely finished. You wonder why Girls who attend Catholic or All girls school rarely marry.
They are conditioned into lesbianism which continues even when they marry. They set up rubbish reunion programs in hotels to continue the demonic conditioning, ogbanje system
Loosh(sexual energy) for Money.

It is really bleeped.

The money will never seek to plant trees
The money will never improve our education system or renovate our schools
(OYEDEPO can never buy common chair or even socks for school children in Ogun state  I dare him to even buy Menstrual pads for secondary school students in Ota for a year)
Dem no born am well !!

The accursed money will not allow it.
Think very well about this money you claim to have, am I spending it or is it spending me??

This is Why these demons like anything money, chain Marketing,  tax,  trading,  Online banking, because the spirit behind the money will use commerce to destroy what is human about you.

When was the last time you went to the beach, celebrated with your family, travelled, been at peace

They want you thinking about only money, to be paranoid , hysterical and crazed and still they keep devaluing it, turning alll your toil to waste

You are drinking beer, building mansions, having sex and you think you are spending money?
You are spending yourself into a quick death and you can't seem to see it..

CULTISM and HOMOSEXUALITY IN Nigeria

Whether you believe it or not, recruitment is done every day in Nigeria. A man once told me that the amount of available jobs in Nigeria can employ more than 5 million people instantly.
I said why are they saying that there are no jobs "

Your yanch go fit take am.

Gideon Orkar warned about these Children of Djinns who have taken over the country these demons use homosexuality to further their agenda because of the purity of the loosch

They give recruitment in good companies and Promotions but they will require sex from you
Rumour have it that a former head of state and a former vice president of this country are well know homosexuals.
They also sponsor the creation of these cell towers and a certain network provider
Sending signals to our brain. Making you effeminate and weak
My caps contain safety pins the aluminium serve as a jammer. It's not enough though which is why I don't cut my hair. Some people go as far as wearing tin foil hats.
They send you signals of
Jakpa
Master's Degree
Skin Care as well

Which is why many Nigerians are dissatisfied and restless. Roaming aimlessly till they catch their quick deaths

They moved it to cultism, the senseless killing have always bewildered me and should do so to you,until you realise that they are crime of passion

They find it hard to find their types and when they do they guard them jealously some of these guys conditioned from all boys schools even marry and have children to keep appearances, but they are homosexuals.
You find them in big corporations harassing the person they want to fvck, their colleague already know this and start telling you " Oga likes you "
Then when you go and meet him to tell you why he's always singling you out. He states his intentions and have his way.
All the juicy jobs are in their hands from Chevron to NLC

They control it all..

They mostly target young men from the South East and South South. And just like that people are becoming okay with it.
They take this to cultism and turn it into blood paths and covenant.

Know that where there is Cultism going on, there is a homosexuality going on.
Be careful, it's a crazy world out there.
Be careful

OmarEl:
Indeed There’s More To What We Don’t Know & Understand About Life.

Truth Be Told,I Did Learnt Something Different From Your Teachings Although There Were Still Ones So Difficult To Comprehend. Knowledge Is Power & Learning Brings Out The Best Of It. What Else Can I Say, Thank You For Sharing This Piece With Us.
Pls I Would Want To Have Your WhatsApp Number. There are things I want to share with you 🙏🏿

I'm sorry. Plus I don't use WhatsApp or any social media anymore.
Thanks

princepeter566:
So how much tax will your mosque pay??
Abi u forget say mosque to na religious center??.

Go and listen to Movement Against Second Slavery by Fela.
Alhaji means stranger and in Nigeria, it is a title to show us that Strangers have been ruling us for 60 years.
When the Churches are tax, the mosques will conform too. The mosques learn thier excesses from the Chuch
Strike the shepherd and the sheep will scatter

Ways To Protect Yourself Against Juju

Juju is basically filth. A kind of dirt placed on your hologram so that you are in discomfort always, it is used to teach a lesson, bully or done out of envy or sheer wickedness.
It is done by people with low IQ and mentality to prove to you that they exist.
You can find it in the market place, local towns and villages, places of work. Anywhere ignorant people are plenty things like that tend to happen.
Which is why education is the liberation of every man for these people don't know any thing more than what they do (to be wicked) so that is what they like to perpetuate. Just to see the display of their own handiwork.

Sad stuff.


Anyhow since Juju is basically slime.
Here Some ways to cleanse your self off some of them.

Salt Watet or Sea Water: either using Salt water or going to the beach to Bath. And drinking the water. Collecting sea water in a gallon and keeping at home is very important.

Ash: this is majorly for sores, especially inside the mouth. Using Ash to Bath always helps

Charcoal : is very essential, as it is an anti poison, chewing on charcoal at least once a week cleanses you. And if you are sent an arrow making three incisions with blade and adding Grounded charcoal can help calm it a little. Thought there are other advanced protection like Burnt lizards and chameleon. But you need the help of a herbalist for that.

Black Soap. Is equally good for bathing at least once a week

Bitter Kola, Alligator Pepper and Bitter leaf. Thus provide immediate remedy in time of sudden attack. It is important you have thus in your bag or pocket always.

Palm kernel oil is very good in the house it is a well known anti poison especially for some people with longer throat who either eat in the dream or in their parties.
Drinking this immediately after can help you.
Better still stop going to those parties organised by demons, they will kill ram, every year they are celebrating 50 years. Lol it's just sacrifice.

Be careful, live a life of calm and be good to people and animals and you will attain your goals
Dazzol 4now

Use oF Salt water

Drinking of salt water and using it to bath always helps clean your spirit man.
Especially at night before your 2 am prayer.

CUT A PIECE OF BLACK SOAP AND
Gum it in the wall of your shop and room, it serve as a continuous cleanse and ward off evil people.
You can cover it with a calendar or something.

You can get the black soap just beside the Railway Police station Pen Cinema Agege for those in Lagos
The nylon own works best

SICKLE CELL DISEASES

Let the person eat lots of beans, White beans and soybeans. Ewa Agoin is also very good for them.

The Yorubas have successfully Colonised the People of Jos.
I don't think they even know or remember who they used to be.
By using orthodoxy, and Christianity they have supplanted them and made them docile like secondary school students, why they systemically steal their land and shaunt them in their own state.
This Church thinking perpetuated by these demons is used to keep people stagnated, quiet and hoist a ethos of Prostitution and fake life
Why your land is being carted away.
I repeat Christianity is the biggest Witchcraft there is and by using these useless Institution they turn your state into Babylon.

I see everyday old women breaking stones with hammers, sweeping the road side trying to keep their place clean while these locust just consume and pillage in righteousness.
How can women and men in their 70s be sweeping the road without even recognition or payment. Because they can't bear to see what their land have become.

Until you open your eyes.
Know that I told you that Church have to die in Nigeria, since their kingdom is not of this world They have no business stealing our land.

Dr Sebi's Alkaline Diet

The only way forward in removing toxins from our bodies and living a healthier life.
When you don't spend on your health. That money can be channelled to other productive things.

I NOW USE ONLY DENTAL POWDERS (Herbal one)
It's cheap #200
And better for the teeth, I have lost 2 of my teeth to extraction. This I feel is better
The conventional toothpaste is wrong as they are ineffective, expensive and they contain fluoride that calcifies your pineal gland.

This is my gripe with modern society, the things that are expensive, unsustainable that we kill ourselves trying to acquire and use are actually the things that are bad for us. I am at the stage where I distrust anything that is advertised on TV.
We have been lied to.

Fried Irish and Scent leaf tea.

INCENSE

Make it a normalcy to light incense in your shop, room and house.
You don't know what we are fighting against.
There is a spirit of backwardness that pervades Africa.
You have rid your self, and your business from it.

I used to wonder why Lee Perry used to Sanctify and Incense the recorder and instrument Bob Marley will play on. Now I know.

They will make you open your shop and just start sleeping.
They will make you tired, weary of life, frustrated and always worried.
They even destroy electronic gadget and make you waste the small money you have saved.

You find yourself every 3 months you are changing screen, changing flex, buying new phone.
Remaining stagnant.
Sometimes they will open your stomach and make you feel so hungry, that nothing will satisfy until you finish that money that you just collected.

There is bad spirit behind even the money we are spending. We are in a demon Haunted world.
You should be very careful.

Buy either 99 or 77 incense, or if you feel that you want a stronger one, meet those spiritual shops for Incense let then grind a very powerful one for you.
My neighbours bang my wall when I Incense my room, sometimes when I enter my room and find it so hot, unnecessarily hot, I light the Incense and it eventually cools down
Many Lagos Landlord frustrate their tenants so that they can keep collecting new Agreements and commission.
Chase this one away after one year, bring new one.

This life ehn
U no go gree for them.

A BOOK OF IDEAS

Life is mostly divided into Dead time and alive time. There are times when you won't be busy, maybe you are just in a shop somewhere idle and there will be a time when you will find work and be busy throughout.

During your dead times, plan, get a 40 leaves notebook and write down your ideas and plans.
Inquire about the businesses people are doing, if you like it, write what you have learnt down and see how you can improve on what they are doing.
Read more, and plan.
I even go as far as doing a little architectural design.
If you have a teenage child get him or her one, It makes them believe and never lose hope.
No idea is nonsense, write them all down, I personally have more than 50 business plan
From opening my own formula 1 racing in Niger or Jigawa to creating a private Basketball league. Crazy ideas!

So, write them all down so that during your alive time when money comes you will not be like Oh I don't know what to do with this money

Time is the most important resource on earth.
Money lost can be gotten back, but time lost cannot come back.
Don't waste any time at all

I'm really going to enjoy cooking again

I saw how cheap food is here today and just nodded my head quietly.

Food, look at me, look at me
I'm in charge now !!

As we don conquer Ilepo market, now na
Farin Gada market
Things are very cheap especially Salad ingredients

So I bought one paint rubber of
Irish Potato for #1700
Green pepper and Green peas 300 naira
Tomato 100 naira

Dazzol

DyingFetus:
Buy food in bulk . Cook big batch of food and put it in portions in your second hand bought freezer .


Nobody needs soft drinks or alcohol . It's a waste of money.
You can make your own drinks for cheap eg soya milk, zobo


Do research on things you need to subscribe to like internet subscription, electricity, decoder subscription and so on

Do night plans , social bundles only
You don't need to subscribe for decoder like gotv or DStv.... Listen to radio or download movies or documentaries for offline watch


Always buy second hand



Pirate your entertainment

Yea man, you no see as Nairaland dem dem dey pirate my post lol
Wetin concern me
Indomie say the difference is in the taste....

INGSOC Cultural Displacement and the Purity of an ANTs Colony.

I wish everyone can read 1984 by George Orwell, go to Google and search 1984 by George Orwell Epub and download it.
It explains very well some of the things I am complaining about.

They want to change your thinking and make you meek, it is the reason I don't watch Nigerian films or listen to the radio.
I will either watch a Japanese movies and listen to music. Monkey see is monkey do and you are all being conditioned to act a certain way.

The average Nigerian thinks and behave like a thug because of the volatile way Nollywood and esp. The Yoruba films dialog.
There is a cultural displacement going on.
You will fund out that many people don't behave normal again..
Church only breed thieves and prostitutes.
The ten commandments are Performative conditioning. Thou shall not becomes go and do it if you can.

It's really crazy.




FREQUENCY

Upgrade your freequency by reading all the time,
The frequency you operate on determine what you will attract.
There are 3 frequency
The frequency of animals where you only eat, shit and have sex.
95 percent of Nigerians operate on this frequency

There is the frequency of man which is a creative frequency.
Then there is the frequency of Gods where you become one with your creator.

Your reading and level of uprightness determines the frequency you operate on. Which is why many intellectual don't have sex with people lesser than they are. As they don't operate on the same frequency.
Read all the time, read all the time

ESOTERIC KNOWLEDGE:

Adorn yourself with bangles: buy a ring and a bangle for yourself, it symbolises authority

Put an image of yourself in the house : Go and Frame an image of yourself and put it in your house or your room, let it be there, you are alive, let the spirit of your ancestors see your image upholded. Also get pictures of your dead parents and grand parents and put them on the shelf you didn't fall from heaven you have people whose sacrifice led you to where you are, get a very small saucer, any food you eat put it there, or better remain a small piece of food in the pot you cooked with.

Safety pin in your cap,: this serve as a jammer and ward off bad signals from them them. You know them na, pregnant women should also use safety pins on their cloth, especially at the stomach area.

Cap protect your scalp from the sun: Always protect your head from the sun and don't work under extreme heat, it calcifies your pineal gland and make you blind spiritually.

Never suffer your spirit : if your spirit wants food give it food, clothes, buy it cloths I'm not saying expensive things, but don't ever make your inner spirit cry or feel cheated. Take care of it.

A watch : Buy a watch, its fancy and fashionable buy watches with rubber handles, they last longer than leather, just something small.

Set up a trust fund : Yes, if you have children set up something for them, don't leave them empty handed you are the reason they are in this world.
But since they are hell bent on devaluing our money you can buy land for them.

Don't ever cut your hair: stop wasting money on attachments, your hair are your antennas your vibrations, grow your hair. Barbers are invented concept, don't let anyone preach any different to you. Only slaves cut their hair.
You are Royalty, A lion doesn't cut its mane
Yes both male and female, grow your hair out, keep dreadlocks or allow it be rough or curly your hair is your crown, stop cutting it. Go and tell Kurt Vile that he should cut his hair and see what he will tell you (Lol) don't cut your hair ever!!

Music medication : listen to and meditate with music to calm your self down
We have Alice Coltrane, Lama Gyurme, Anugama, Tiverton Meditation music etc. (If you use MJ while doing so, Hmm)

Charcoal and Alligator Pepper: There is no day, I go to work without putting this in my bag and my pocket, yes these are cleanses and help fight rubbish slime in the body.
Three incisions and Charcoal heals spiritual wounds, and Ash can be used to clean the tongue and mouth when they attack you there.
Na wa, wickedness dry this world o

Get a rope necklace and pendant of St Christopher a shell, an amulet anything to center you to this reality and remind you of the transient nature of life, I'm not a Christian I only use the pendant of Christopher to remind myself that I'm a traveler not just in this life but across lifetimes, it makes me not to hold on to things much, let go
You've been in this world before. Nothing was yours then, nothing will be yours now.

Bay leaf in your pillow nutmeg and bitter kola on your pocket these are to help ward off evil
Also palm kernel oil and sea water are good anti poisons, especially when you have eaten in the dream or attack from the dream. Stuff like that.

GET OFF GRID

Have you ever asked yourself
What is the shelf life of my prepaid meter ?
Will this thing not spoil one day.

The best thing you can do is to get off the electricity grid, create your own Energy through Solar. The power companies are not truthful and They will keep increasing the price. Plus thier equipment and entire apparatus is unsustainable.

What is Electrical energy and how do you calculate it?

Electricity is measured in Kwh which means Kilowatt Hours. Also called Units.
One unit is sold by this devilish country for 68 naira before it was 20 naira.
That is why they enforce the use of prepaid so that they can pump you with light and enforce consumption so that you money will finish quickly.

Ah NEPA don dey try o, dem they give us light well well
Yes they are trying to waste your money. If you look at it, light is a waste product and once you don't use it, you don't recharge as much so now that prepaid is everywhere they will pump you with the light so that you unit will be exhausted quicker.

What makes up a unit.
A unit of light (KWH) is 1000 Watts we buy at #68
So if you on one bulb of 60 Watts for 14 hours 1 unit will go out of your prepaid meter
Why do you think oyibo people use to throw away all those big iron, and old fridge it is because the energy they consume is more than thier budget, we will just rush to Alaba and go and buy it cheap not knowing that they are old, and energy consuming

Look under your iron and you will see 2.5kva
That means the iron will eat 2 unit out of your light every 2 hours that is (68 X 2) 136naira of your money just to iron cloth.
Now think of your

Pumping machine 2Hp
Fan - 250watt
Bulb - 60 watt
Fridge - 500 watt

Now let's calculate it, energy is 1+1
If I put on the fan 250 + fridge 500 and bulb 60 watt = 860 watt
Remember 1000 watt = 1kWh which is the same thing as 1unit
So if you use 860 watt for one 1hour, it's almost as if you use 1 unit. If you use it for 6 hours then you use 6 units which translate to
6kwh = 6 X 68 naira = 408 naira just to use bulb and fridge o. We have not added other appliances o (this is just a room o)
You can now imagine house of 3 bedroom or even mansions.
Knowing this calculation, if you will remain on the grid you can calculate how much you spend on light and how best to reduce it.

ESTIMATED BILLING

This one na pure theft, ask yourself when was the last time NEPA came to read our transformer meter?
Normally they are supposed to read your meter like old analog meter and see what you consumed this month and minus last month reading from it and times it by 68 naira to get your bill.
It means.
If your transformer read 3687 last time and this month it reads 4687 it means you consumed 1000 units in your community
They are to times that 1000 units by 68 naira which is the amount they sell a unit .
And that will give you 68 thousand naira. Which they are to share per the houses so If they are 20 house they all should get bill of
3,400 naira per house.

But all that one has ended the Electric companies use a tactics from Enron called Mark to mark or proforma accounting/ marketing
Where they will say let us drag 2 billion and see how much we can get, they will use the computer and drag 40 thousand grrrrrrr down.
Inside the 2 billion they might get 1.5 billion depending on how much they can charge and harass you to pay

WHERE DID THEY GET THE 2 BILLION FROM?

How did you calculate the money you are billing me per month?
Did you read the transformer meter?
You say we are plenty, does that mean that we have plenty appliances?

90 percent of the money you pay for estimated billing don't have account, and no calculation
Sara money.
Stop paying that electricity bill, it is pure theft.
And with the increase in gas, electricity bill will also shoot up, meaning they will sell a unit at 100 naira.
They are already doing that at Magodo and VI

Nigerians can waste money ehn!

Get yourself off the grid reduce your bulbs to 5 Watts, cook fresh food only Instead of freezing food, instead of Television buy tablet, watch film and read books, it's only rubbish that full all those decoders
Go solar.

WAITING TO EXHALE

One thing I realised about this life is, that is eventually boils down to the poem of Alex Pope.
Every man is seeking for the singular right to govern himself and rule his own destiny..

After all your wahala, work and business. It all boils down to:
DO YOU HAVE LAND? CAN YOU EAT FROM THE LAND? DO YOU HAVE A CHILD? ARE YOU COMFORTABLE ENOUGH TO LIVE A CLEAN LIFE?
Yes? Tor dat is all o

For everyone is just waiting to exhale.

Those going abroad are going there to earn money so that they can exhale
Those struggling in their jobs are doing so, so that they can finally exhale.
Those fighting to go to school, or doing business are all trying to exhale.

But you will never exhale!!

The government is structured in a way that will never give you peace of mind, keep money in the bank they will devalue it, try and live a little they will tax you, you can buy things you can own property.
That is why Fela sang Overtake don Overtake Overtake

So,

If you know this, why not look for a simpler way to live life. I asked someone if you are given 10 million what will you do with it, -simple visa abroad straight.

Are you not going there to go and work. Can you eat money, isn't money suppose to be a tool to Liberate you.

Why not think this way

If I have 10 million naira
Why not buy and fence 10 acres of land
Build a room and parlour self contain
Farm all I eat in my property
Layers, broilers, Goats, bitter leaf, ugwu, Yam
Open one small shop and sell what I like
Buy a tablet and download plenty films inside it
Give birth to 2 children and send them to public school,
Buy solar panels and inverter
Buy 2 big dogs for security purpose and live a quiet life besides Nigeria. Instead of toiling again

That way, you will finally exhale and exhale well.
You will be removed from the life of panic that has become the norm in Nigeria.
The government will never give you succor for it is a business, don't expect it to get better for it won't.
Fashion your own government and country besides Nigeria , even if it's 1 acre.

That is what your pastors are doing,
That is what the past generals are doing, Obasanjo, Babaginda, Useni, Danjuma and Co.
They all fashioned out their own state inside Nigeria.

Think that way, At the end life is meant to be lived

GIVE UP MEAT.

Meat is one of the singular reason the Fulanis have complete control of Nigeria.
Meat makes you fall sick, makes your heart hardened, makes you heavy. Makes you die young

If you give up Meat, you will never be hospitalised
If you give up Meat, you will never be overweight
If you give up Meat, the Herders farmers crisis will end.
If you give up Meat you are sure to live long.

Try it, Go just 3 months without Meat and you will see that you will stop 90 percent of the drugs you are taking. Without Meat, your body will feel young, tensile and strong
Google Lee Perry and see how fit he was till he died, he never ate Meat.

Why is Meat bad it takes long for it to leave the system and they affect our endothelial, causing all sort of sicknesses which majorly include High blood pressure and Heart attack.
But because Pharmaceutical industries make a lot of money from these drugs they will never tell you that the singular cause of your problem is Meat.

Because Nigerians go through pain, we tend to lean towards Meat so that we can bite something for all the pain we are feeling
But that is the reason why we enslaved

For he who controls the Meat (fulani) controls the money and controls the people.

Without Meat we would be richer and healthier

Stick to fish and egg instead

OPEN A BUSINESS

No matter how small, If you have children, put them there and let them manage it for you, so that they know how to make money and deal with human beings. It doesn't have to be one with an expensive rent..
It teaches independence and baulk working for a living..
The difference between a job and a buisness is that a job will make you poor and still take away your peace of mind, A business can make you poor but you will sleep well in the afternoon.

Train your children towards financial independence, if you can, never let them work for anybody. Save money for them, once they finish open a business for them.

I hope to enjoy every state in Nigeria sequesterence is not really something I enjoy. Of course I'll leave Plateau in time. No place is 'safe'

But the entirety of life have lost its candour to me, I have seen things No one should, I'm just taking it all in stride. So, this is it for me, A traveler's approach to life, own less, eat little, travel more, meditate and give and teach all.

Sentry2023:
Plateau is a state I'd reallyyy like to experience. The weather, the scenery, the agric ambience...but the sectarian crises set me back. How humans are routinely cut down en-masse, fills me with grieve and anger.

Don't tell me you haven't noticed that ever since I posted about relocation to Plateau, attacks by Bandits have been front page material just to discourage people from doing the same
If that doesn't show you that Nairaland is being run by demons I don't know what will..

Where I am in Jos Metropolis, everything is peaceful, the students held thier peaceful protest and life is calm as usual.

For Dinner, I will be eating porridge. With
Potatoes I bought for 200 naira Vegetables 50 naira

Make the move if you can biblical suffering is coming to Nigeria. This has come to stay
It's peak oil and will only get worse from here.

The plan of the government is to frustrate the citizens with bio watfare( hunger, covid etc) so that they kill themselves, or die leaving the infrastructure behind (House, shops, money in the bank etc)

If you read Crossing The Rubicon by Mike Rupppert you will see that many people predicted this will happen as far as back as the 70s

Go to YouTube and search city preppers.
Wo I'm tired

We are in serious trouble

It's a grain, like millet. It is called Hungry man rice, or Fonio

It is very popular in the North, not so much in the west but, think you can get it at Mile 12 in Lagos

Can be eaten like a cereal or made like jollof rice with beans and vegetables

ONIONS TO THE RESCUE

It goes without saying that Garri is the go to food for everyone this time,
It is first aid after coming back from work, and the foundation on which we rest our cooked food on.

But our eyes nkan?

The price of tablets like yeast and Vit E means the hospitals are betting heavily on cashing out on our prospective eye defects.


Try and eat at least 2 bulbs of ONIONS per week
And add a lot when cooking..
Onions,
Bitter kola
And walnut can save your eyes, I'm not saying it's a cure but you will be better off without it.

INSTEAD OF NOODLES, ACHA !!!

Stop buying noodles and buy Acha instead, I'm still eating the one I bought for 1300 in July

It cooks fast and rises a lot. So a little cup can serve you well.
All you need like this is oil, pepper onions and salt.

Shikena. I'm off to the shop.

Love800:
Hello
Goodevening
I want to beg u for something
Pls can u roughly highlight a timetable with very cheap foods?
When i mean cheap, pls am not sugarcoating it. Infact cheap is an understatement. I want it very cheap because am a very poor guy. If u cant put the timetable together, u can just do a list of cheap foods for me.

Tanks

I don't think I can do that now,
But you can peruse this thread and make a time table based on what I have posted...

Take care

Turmeric Fried Rice

So here in Plateau, you can get
Grounded Turmeric 50 naira
Chopped carrot and green peas 50 naira
Curry one sachet 50 naira.
Salt, oil and pepper no egg (lol)