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Politics › Re: PETER OBI & The Problem Of Too Much Hope by Psiyohos(op): 8:34am On Sep 07, 2023
PETER GREGORY 0BI !
PETER GREGORY OBI !!
PETER GREGORY OBI !!!

how many times did I call you ?

Run now, back to PDP so that you can rebuild with Atiku for 2027
Don't let them hang you on that cross called Labour Party.
You have tried your best now go back to common sense. They are the buyer and the seller.

LEAVE NOW!
Leave NOW!
Politics › Re: Since Their Kingdom Is Not Of This World... by Psiyohos(op):
JOS; A CASE STUDY

Ever since the British called the Berom people savages, there have been silent wars and tactics used to enforce a civilization of hunger on them, trickling down over the years, the people have become enslaved in their own land.
They took their land from them and gave them bibles. Now, every Berom man wields a bible, a hunger and wears a suit coat of more than 10 years, unable to break free from the shackles of Christianity.

They took advantage of thier gullibility to steal their land using church.
Using protestantism and the ethos of abroad to deceive their youths. These Demons from Osun state use Redeem and other churches to enslave them, using church to steal their land
Forcing them to live like the rats up the mountain in their own villages.

The people will be impoverished, for if you can't buy the peddled reality and ethos of the abroad Nigerian, you find yourself selling your father and children's heritage (your land) and using the money to eat sweet, buy sneakers and wigs.

THE CHRISTIANIZED AMERICAN NIGERIAN
(LOL)

But when you ask yourself in the cold night Why can't I make it?
Go after your land for You are being colonised.
Go and farm your land !!!
Ask yourself What is Redeem church producing for you and why are they sitting on viable farm land.
Churches are useless institution that only function on Sunday, why then will they just fence people's land and watch them as they trudge hungrily

Like play like play, Land no dey again sef !!
The youths are even the most gullibel they are Using sex and touche English to stagnate them
They are soft voiced and quasi-civilized, proud jacket wearing but very hungry.
They can't own and can never own property or even Liberate themselves
You'll see them
Hello, goodmorning
how are you
I'm fine

You are not fine
You are a slave

A civilised slave you think you are touche, Because you are wearing sneakers and jeans
Look at the house you are staying in?

Which is why most of the girls here are into prostitution
Church is the reason for a man that can't farm enough money to send his daughter to school is only preparing her for a life of prostitution

You See everyone here with red eyes,
Always frying and roasting corn. smoke have finished their eyes. While thier men are riding okada.
Go around jos and count the numbers of Redeem Churches not to talk of other churches o
and Tell me what is Redeem producing ??

Don't let church take your land from you
Don't let church take your land from you

Your Land is your wealth,Your pride, your power and your heritage If not your children will become tenants in thier own land

Destroy and chase those churches away, Collect your land from them. !!!
Since their kingdom is not of this world
They shouldn't take arable farm land from us and hoist an engineered famine on us and our children

Next time you are unable to buy cloth
Look at at next church beside you and ask what is that thing producing for me huh
And why is it wasting my land...

Food › Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 5:14am On Sep 05, 2023
hahn:
Will one need to squeeze out the juice after boiling?
It doesn't matter, just boil it like that, it extracts either ways.
Food › Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 12:22pm On Sep 04, 2023
Beans and Yam

You know how much I bought the yam

Hmm umai..

Food › Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 9:21am On Sep 04, 2023
I come here to find out that a lot of Plateau women die from Diabetes.
I have seen obituaries of women as young as 48 /50, its a shame when The cure for Diabetes is just

Boiled Lime and Lemon

I bought this one for 100 naira.

It has something to do with weather, the cold weather means you constantly crave something sweet and you will find yourself sleeping more and unable to exercise some of that sugar.
Well drinking boiled Lime and lemon every morning can be very good. Since the major cause of Diabetes is a dearth in Vit C.

Family › Re: Welcome To Communism 101 by Psiyohos(op): 3:19am On Sep 04, 2023
THE BRINK

With Suicides and Mental illness on the rise, Here's how to cope and how to give yur brain some calm.

Learn how to use music and Marijuana to sublimate your trauma. Weed is just 100 naira
Buy it boil it and drink it
Play some calming music so that the worries will not get the better of you.

When your coping mechanisms come to the fore and your tics and contemplations are becoming noticeable,
When you find yourself thinking out loud while walking, then you have a problem

First, Take it easy, Breathe!
Listen to calm music and relax your brain
Licking sweets while going for long walks help.
You could buy stick sweets on packs
I prefer tiger pops and cigarettes to make me happy.

Learn to let go
Food › Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 9:17am On Sep 02, 2023
Yams- 500 naira
Cocoyams- 500 naira

Yep That's why I am here.

I am beginning to change my pace of walking, life is very slow here.. I'm used to the fast paced and crazy life of Lagos. The entire atmosphere is therapy. Something is wrong with that state

I Think I will be spending 1k to 1.5k per week on food. That's how cheap things are.
And it is foolish to stock food in bulk it will just spoil.
There is always fresh food everyday.

Food › Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 8:18am On Sep 01, 2023
Jos is a photographer's paradise
A communist paradise

It feels like I am in Cuba

Ask yourself
What constitute a life :
Reading, greeting neighbours, Eating and relaxing.
Passing time.
Once you reduce your consumption you can live a richer life. You are not in this world to pay NEPA Bills.
Why not choose your own reality?


I have 1500 pdfs to read .
All I have to do is just seek rent and relax my life.

I already know how to live on 1k per day and here the money has more value, plus I only eat once a day. So I'm really going to enjoy my stay.


Anyway I off to buy mattress.
Instead of buying the clothes ones
I will buy the naked ones and buy casing
So where you will spend 50k on mattress I will spend 15k

Ha!

Food › Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 11:46am On Aug 31, 2023
GWOSH!!

I have officially relocated to Plateau state
I'm tired of the Demon Haunted Lagos.
You can't beat the view.

And no,

I don't have it all figured out yet.
But I know that there is going to be an implosion in Lagos by December,
Daylight robbery, Civil unrest and kidnapping due to the cost of living.
So I removed myself from that chaos.
Plus I don't want my child to grow up in lagos, it has become a cesspit.

In Plateau,  I get yams and fruits from Benue, Goats from Kaduna, so it doesn't just  have a strategic importance but an economic one. The kind of hunger that will affect people in lagos will never happen here thanks to Benue.

I will be opening a stationery shop, and renting a room while I build on my land(A Room and Parlour Self of course)
With the nice climate I hope to spend the rest of my life - Reading, Drinking Coffee , Eating salad, traveling Nigeria, watching movies, Riding bicycles, listening to music and eating cheap food.


WE DONT ALL HAVE TO GO ABROAD!!

Incase you are interested,  you don't have to be rich or have it all figured out yet to be free..

Be free!

Total Budget - 350k

Family › Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos(op): 5:41pm On Aug 30, 2023
INVESTMENT MANAGEMENT

I think this should be the best way to live one's life. If you are able to maintain a minimalist life, you could live a life of movement.
Rather than sitting down in one place all the time.
Your entire life and that of your children could be just that investment management.

Lemme explain.

Some people build mansions of 20 million or buy cars for that same amount, sit down in their mansions,  unable to go anywhere and bored with life, tired
Cleaning it, watching it crumble
Watching the paint fade and  painting it again

The same set of faces, no adventure
Growing fat
Feeling tired all the time, bored.

What if?
Instead of building a mansion,.you built six mini flats in the 6 geopolitical zones of Nigeria.

You have  a room and parlour self contain that might cost you 2 million in

GEMBU
ENUGU
KWARA
AKWA IBOM
JIGAWA
PLATEAU /BENUE

So what you will do will be moving from one state to another every 2 or 3 months.
This will make your life rich,
You are never in one place for too long.
You will seek the refuge of the road,  wake up under new suns and reignite your life's spark constantly.

The apartment don't have to be well furnished
Some buckets
A tank for storing water
Mattresses
Some plates and spoons
Gas

Finish.

You can have a base where you make your money , but once you are bored.
You know you have somewhere else to go.

Let movement be your goal.

Since you can't travel abroad, what's stopping from exploring your country extensively, Africa even.

This can be an advanced hippie life and in today's world of the inundated same old
We can live a life of journeys and adventures.

You can do it as a retireee, or start now.
Go to osun spend some months there plant trees, go to Jigawa spend some months there harvest some pears you planted, you know. Watch movies,  go for picnics, take photographs, meet new people.

Enjoying life besides Nigeria
Family › Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos(op): 12:57pm On Aug 30, 2023
SoftSport:
Please where is Super Bus Stop in Lagos
That is towards Abule Egba side, after Iyana Ipaja Bus stop, From Oshodi, get to Iyana Ipaja then 2 bus stops after it is Super Bus stop
Family › Re: Welcome To Communism 101 by Psiyohos(op): 3:02pm On Aug 23, 2023
DISILLUSIONMENT

For now, focus on feeding and sustaining yourself
As all business will die. businesses depend on finances of others.
People are lacking in purchasing power so your business will likely fail.
Focus only on paying your rent. Suicide is not the answer

The food you should buy are
Beans
Fio fio
And soup ingredients

Don't buy rice for now.


Beans can be made in form of moi moi, for you and your children (if you have one) to go to school with.
It last longer in the stomach. And all you will need is to drink water through out the day.

A Painter cost - 2200
Multiply it by 12 months and you can be budgeting 30k pet year for one of the staple food
Yes, it can be tiresome, but it is ubiquitous and can used to eat, rice, drink garri, eat bread, eaten like that and it will only cost you pepper and oil and nylon.

With the coming December implosion.
Do well to start making this a part of you.
It is well
Health › Re: Pls Who Can Help Me Find This Doctor? by Psiyohos: 11:52pm On Aug 21, 2023
Hi,
I'm happy for you. Cheaper will not be as effective.
Go for maxitrol eye drops, mix it acciclovir eye ointment- (Total N2500).
Buy yeast tablet (N500) and
Vitamin E (N1000)
Eat more of fish, bitterkola and walnuts.

Get glasseseven if you can't buy the blue cut,
Get a normal lens with yellow / brown tint for the laptop

Take good care of yourself
Food › Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 12:58am On Aug 20, 2023
Adiménu
Politics › Sensationalism by Psiyohos(op): 9:35am On Aug 17, 2023
I want to think that we are better and more educated than this.
The problem with nationalism is that it often times degrade to Tribalism, petty sensationalism and nepotism.

Its almost as if we are primary school pupils

Where people will vilify a person because of their tribe as if they had anything to do with the accident of thier birth

We see how they celebrate the Lasu Law graduate and vilified the Jambite girl.
Now Governors are picking their own super falcons to celebrate,

ghen ghen ti ghen ghen this one is our own !!

If you celebrate igbo own we will celebrate our own Yoruba own.
Isn't this foolishness and at the supposed apex of academics it is a show of shame.
At a time when we should be unified we are drifting further apart.

Na wa o.

I hope we don't pass this hate on to the next generation it will take us nowhere.
Family › Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos(op): 1:15pm On Aug 16, 2023
PACKAGING

Let me tell something, in this life, everyone you see is acting film. Nkrumah said the secret to life is to have no fear.
No one knows you, so no one can insult you if you keep to yourself and package yourself.

I don't mean living beyond your means, No!

The world revolves around sense impressions, if you act like a poor man, you are probably poor, or you act like a rich man, maybe you are rich. They might just think that he's rich, he is just stingy with money. (Tell me, who isn't)

For instance if you dress minimal wear a white shirt, jeans, a shoe and a face cap
And someone asks you for money
Where one will say: Oh sorry I don't have maybe another time.
Another person will say: Ah me, I no get na garri I drink sleep last night, where I wan see money no money for my hand as I dey follow you talk na only God fit help.

What's that??

They don't need to hear all that. It's the same predicament, but different response.
Along that chain of thought always direct your affairs with probity and uprightness.
Be calm many rich people give alms and go that day without eating.
Just say lemme even fast sef, lemme see how it feels, hmm, I don't have money, let me trek sef

Develop stoicism and always remain calm nothing dey happen. We are all in this together. Nobody carry money come from heaven.
Always package yourself!
Family › Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos(op): 10:11am On Aug 16, 2023
INDULGENCE:

pick something that you do for people that only you and your God know about. Don't tell anyone, not even your spouse.
Let it be your own way of sacrificing. It helps one's spiritual growth.

I learnt this from the Japanese, when I was in school I usually make it a thing of washing or flushing toilets, students can be quite messy but I just do it and move on with my life.

They Japanese have a toilet God and they belive it brings good fortune.
Feaces symbolises money in the dream So it might make sense why the Japanese are obsess with washing their own toilet themselves or washing others.
Family › Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos(op): 10:06am On Aug 16, 2023
Your stay at home clothes should be more of Jersey materials.
Jersey materials and nylon materials have more durability than your traditional polo, they rarely fade and are quite easy to wash.
I have had a Jersey polo for 7 years now, apart from it's dull appearance it's still serve it's purpose of covering one's unclothedness.

This also for work for the guys if the boxers are Jersey material of sports material, you don't have to waste money buying those cotton material or rubbish tight boxers they sell in nylon that only last 2 months.
Food › Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 4:00am On Aug 16, 2023
Occasional Recalibration of Your System

Yuck !!!!

Adimenu

Yea, this substance jump starts your body and helps ward of sicknesses like stroke, it helps recalibrate the nervous system..

YOU MUST NOT INGEST IT !!
TAKE IT AT HOME!!!
E GO SHAKE YOU O.

You can get it at Agege, I saw this at Fagba Road beside the Railway Police station,
It's 350 naira

Family › Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos(op): 3:54am On Aug 16, 2023
CLOTHING:

cloths take a lot of money from us, Nigerians especially. We spend roughly 30 percent of our income on clothing.
Expensive doesn't necessarily mean beautiful.

Pick a type of clothing that works, is minimal and efficient. No matter the money you spend on cloths no one will remember what you wore the previous day. You could ask a random person "Did you remember what I wore last week"

No they can't .

So I pick a minimalist wardrobe.
I buy shirts mostly yellow or white because of our climate
I buy jeans trousers and Clarks shoes.
There is a man at Super bus stop that only sell Clarks or you can get it at Vesper too.

I spend more on shoes but I only have 3.

So my yearly budget on clothing is
Shirts 1k X 5 = 5k
Jean Trousers 3k X 5 = 15k
Clarks shoes 5k X 3 = 15k

So a total of 35k yearly on clothing.
I don't wear native, it seems stupid for me to buy a material, pay a tailor to sew something with a single apparel with a planned obsolescence of 3 months. No o !
It doesn't make sense to me, BTW I don't go to parties.

Stop the Ghana must go hoarding of rags.
If you are not using it, discard it!!
Family › Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos(op): 9:52am On Aug 14, 2023
JURISPRUDENCE

There is a limit to what the state should know.
Don't tell everything to your friends, colleagues or Other people.
You are an entity on your own, a community unto yourself.

Where you dey go na?

WETIN CONCERN YOU

Hello, what are you doing o?

MINDING MY OWN BUSINESS

there's a limit to what the state should know.
Even if police ask you questions,
Don't say anything to them, everything you say is admissible in a court of law.
Talk to lawyer, even when they say confess.
Confess to nothing, they are not your family.
Don't loose guard, be militant even when they are smiling they are trying to disarm you,
They might flatter you, don't be deceived.

Be safe!
Family › Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos(op): 12:10pm On Aug 11, 2023
BRAINWASHING BY FAMILIES AND SOCIETIES

When you break out from this matrix ehn,
I promise you, you will be mad for at least 30 minutes.
Before you break out of decades of conditioning.
It is not easy o haha

Know this:

THEY ARE THE BUYER AND THE SELLER!!!!!!
THEY ARE THE BUYER AND THE SELLER!!!!

You are the one in the middle and they are using your mind to play Kalo Kalo.
Stop picking calls if you can, accept text or WhatsApp instead.

They will brainwash you.

When you see people failing at simple things or
Escalating simple matters for rubbish talk or fight
Then you should know you are dealing with a demon that is playing at being human.

They think conversation and conflict is what is means to be human as they are not human beings.
You will see a lot of them in big cities like Lagos, Abuja and PH.

They like debauchery and force you to join them so that you don't plan for your future and stagnate u.


Open your eyes!!
Trust no one your own parent are in on it.

The matrix is real

Ask yourself will this thing make me free or enslave me? Then make your decision.
Just know that when you do, they will know and attack you

I have you know that I don't post this things without consequence, but I am resolute to the freedom of Nigerians.

Nam Myoho Rhenge Kyo
Business › Re: Lucrative Businesses That People Don't Know by Psiyohos(op): 5:17am On Aug 11, 2023
STATIONERIES:
Selling of books, textbooks and Novels near public schools is a very good way of making money in this country. You can add small bags and lunch box sets too if you can afford it.


VENDORS:
Seling of Newspapers, and sport newspapers are cool way of making it, don't let their washed out cloths deceive you, vendors are making money. Go to Ikeja Under bridge and ask, if you want to become one. Your target customers should be bus drivers at busstops.


RADIO STATION:
This to me is the best buisness anyone with foresight can get into, it is a business you can pass down for generations.
You can target local communities, some states don't still have 24 hrs RADIO.
You can be the first and you will make money forever from advert.
Go to Alaba International ask for Obivideo he can help you start up. (I think he's in Ajah).

Or you could do a program, buy time from RADIO station and do programs ( Nigerians are traumatised) any program on psychology and Ways of living can earn you thousands from advert.


PROVISION AND FOODSTUFF
If you have a sit at home wife, you could open her a provision store and it could also serve as a store for the family and a way of buying food stuff in bulk
Man must wak.


PHONE ACCESSORIES:
Though, this one is now saturated especially in Lagos but if you target local towns polytechnic and university areas. You can still be in a lot of money.
Go to Alaba and buy them cheap.
You can get earpiece for as low as 800 naira and sell at 2k or 1.5k



Expect more..
Family › Re: Is There Any Hope Left For Me? by Psiyohos:
Watch a lot of Japanese movies

They have a way of Meliorating and calming a person.
Watch lots of Japanese movies from the 50s
Yasujiro Ozu movies especially.
Get a cat,
Do something nice for people
Buy a novels (You can get it cheap at Alaba) and share to children in secondary schools
Go to Hospitals and stay with sick people overnight maybe once a month (I like the one at Gbagada) you could share biscuits
Listen to a lot of music
Family › Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos(op): 10:48am On Aug 10, 2023
Never tell any stranger your state of origin.
So that when they look for you in thier spiritual Facebook, they will not find you.

You are likely to be attacked by someone who knows your state as there are many people bearing your name

Which state you from sef?

Lie !

Pick ubiquitous states like Ondo, Edo or Kogi

No matter who asks you, no matter the age as this is usually common among Older people.

Be safe
Family › Re: Living Besides Nigeria (ways Of Being) by Psiyohos(op): 10:04am On Aug 10, 2023
WITCHES THURSDAY

It is well known that witches and wizards gather on Thursday, you are more likely to be attacked on Thursday than any other day of the week.

Be extra prayerful on Thursdays, some people that know do their weekly family prayer on Thursdays. Be extra careful not Thursdays.
Use the black soap to bath on Thursday mornings so as to attract them.
Food › Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 6:12pm On Aug 05, 2023
Ginger, Scent leaf and Locust bean stew.

So I wanted the hot and spicy,
There's a love affair I have for Scentleaf and rice either jollof or white..
Here's white

Food › Re: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 6:10pm On Aug 05, 2023
Eba and Egusi soup

So I bought egusi, 1 derica 1300
Locust bean 100 AND
fish 300

I fried the egusi in hot oil for more than 15 mins which made the neighbours complain, added the locust bean and fish. Dazzol

Politics › Hunger Games !! by Psiyohos(op):
Tinubu desperately have to fight Niger Republic.
Just like Boko Haram, it will be another enterprise.
War is the continuation of business through other means

Tinubu: E fun won ni wahala ki won lo para won danu

It's just hunger games to reduce the population, give the army something to do. And kill some useless population.

Wo
Na dem sabi.

Go and buy land, fence it, farm what you eat or eat least a substantial amount. Let them keep doing their rubbish.
Politics › Since Their Kingdom Is Not Of This World... by Psiyohos(op):
Any serious government cannot keep turning a blind eye to the bane of society called 'Church'

The poverty capital cannot be home to 7 of out of the 10 richest pastors in the world.
Churches must be made to pay tax!

Imagine if these buisness ventures were paying tax of 500k per sunday. Multiply that with the 10 million churches in Nigeria, many of these redeemed churches will be forced to merge like the commercial banks that they are.

The government could be making 500 billion X 52 weeks = 52 trillion per year
Imagine that kind of money just lying there waiting for someone to cash it in.

Just imagine that alll these churches were Basketball courts. Think of all the employment we would create.
How can viable arable be land be left untouched in the name of Camp..
Redeem Camp
Deeper life Camp
Mountain of fire Camp etc

I mean hectares of land that can be used for agriculture and they are not paying a single cent in tax. Ha.

Well since they claim that there kingdom is not of this world, they have no business accruing viable farmland.

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