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FamilyWelcome To Communism 101 by Psiyohos(op):
We are now in a Dystopia, Huxley Dystopia.
Are you feeling it, that madness that the preppers were warning against is now upon us.

Very soon we will have a weekly withdrawal limit of 10k. We are in trouble..

Solutions

REMOVE YOUR CHILDREN FROM PRIVATE SCHOOL
SELL YOUR TELEVISION, DSTV AND GO TV
BUY BOOKS INSTEAD
LEARN HOW TO BUY ON CREDIT
STOP ALL CONSUMER GOODS
POTATOES INSTEAD OF BREAD
START BUYING IN BULK.
BUY A BICYCLES OR TWO
BUY A SOLAR PANEL
REDUCE YOUR WANT
LEARN TO SIT QUIETLY IN YOUR HOUSE
LEARN HOW TO START SMOKING
BUY LAND
PLANT BITTERLEAF AND REAR 52 BROILERS

ITS NOT GOING TO BE FUNNY O
FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 9:44am On Feb 05, 2023
HUNGER WITH A CUP OF WATER.
YES.
I also advocate the simple act of not eating sometimes, and if possible sticking to a
010 or 011 eating style.

Going hungry helps removes toxins from our body, Normalise going to bed hungry so that you can wake up feeling free and light.

Intermittent fasting 6-11am daily
Yoga and Going for long walks means you might actually not see a hospital bed till you die.

How many times have you gone to the hospitals and seen a Fulani Northerner,
Our main problem is our inability to flush out toxins like bread and meat that cause blockage in our system

Go hungry once in a while, for and see how interesting, and freeing it will feel
FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 5:20pm On Feb 03, 2023
DATES

Very wonderful and healthy for soft and supple skin, clean bowels and someday I just eat

one derica- 600-700 naira
And go to sleep without eating anything else.

A very good alternative for children at home so that they don't grow up eating These bad sweets that make them fat and addicted to aspartame.


As adult when you have that unavoidable libido take care of yourself jare.You know na

FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 5:14pm On Feb 03, 2023
Wanke rice and stew

Wanke rice (cheap, healthy and full of sand )
Hard to wash, I had to parboil and wash twice
But quite healthy due to its High fibre.

Tomato and pepper - 200
Ugwu (Dry season) - 200
Eggs (2) - 180
Viva juice (Mango flavour) - 50


Dazzol

FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 5:06pm On Feb 03, 2023
Tired like I know most of you all of eating pasta,
I decided to buy
Plantains- 500
Fish (Shawa) 500

And make Jamaican style fish tea.

I just boiled the fish, cut some of the Plantain, add garlic and onions some pepper.
Added salt no Maggi o na tea we call am.


Dazzol

I will fry the remaining Plantain later at night

CultureDele Odule Nd The Ethnic Notion by Psiyohos(op): 10:27am On Feb 01, 2023
Racism is an image problem. But can only be eradicated if the black man doesn't peddle another image than the comedian the Uncle slave wide eyes and gaping mouth.

Watch the documentary Ethnic Notion to better understand why in the 21st century the year 2022
Dele Odule is using Ethnic Notion to advertise
COCOA.

WOULD HE NOT ADVERTISE IT WITHOUT IT

HealthRe: Pls Who Can Help Me Find This Doctor? by Psiyohos: 8:12am On Jan 22, 2023
Good morning,
I'm so sorry but Glaucoma has no medical cure for now,
You can get drugs that help with the occular pressure. it might seem crazy but some alternative studies have said marijuana helps, when you boil it and drink, it makes you laugh and laugh hard. Exercising your trabescular mesh way, and hoping it helps removing whatever might be causing the blockage.

For the glasses you should get bluecut photo as it is the best for laptop use.
You can get it in Ikeja, Olowu Busstop ask for blue cut photo in your lens number (I guessing you know your number) if not take the glass you are using they should have a focimeter there
The lens is 5k I guess


Taking raw garlic and a bulb of onions daily
Taking Bitter kola daily will also help.


May you find healing
Happy Sunday
FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 3:50pm On Jan 16, 2023
Stirred Fried Spaghetti and Egg

Spaghetti - 450
Eggs - (3) - 240
Pepper - 100

I boiled the Spaghetti Al dente drained it in a sieve
Then I used PALM OIL mixed with a little Groundnut oil, I fried the diced pepper, and onions added crayfish and Maggi
Then I poured my Spaghetti into it and stirred it,
Added salt. DAZZOL

FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 3:05pm On Jan 16, 2023
CURE FOR PROSTRATE.

DONT UNDERATE THE NOTHERNERS, Learn from them.
What you might commonise might be the singular natural remedy for every aging man prostrate.

Boiled cassava and Yaji - 100 naira


After this you will feel an erection.

This was bought at Moricas Agege Lagos

RomanceRe: From Red Pill by Psiyohos(op): 2:58am On Jan 12, 2023
And what is wrong with marrying 2 wives?

Bob marley said I have more than one queen, for sure. Red pill came from the illusion of the one which brings problems when the one dissapoint and for sure as long as na woman she must.

Marry in the village while you wait for the head of your "one" to be correct .
Which is why I like the northerners, they don't lackey unto that illusion, they have more than one wife and house them, or build seperate house (No more than a room and parlour self)

The truth is the love of a woman is in the longing,
She's happy when her man is a traveler as man belongs to the wind. You are supposed to travel, hustle and bring home or send home.

But women are osha (deities) Fela called some of them Iya alaje, if you want to do well as a man don't hesitate to give to a woman. That is the secret or Ned Nwoko wealth
There are two things that can make you poor food and clothing, once you reduce the money you spend on these thing and focus more on experiences, you will have money to give without resentment.

Don't think too much about it.

Marry more than one wife. Like the Fulani Marry the cheap,affordable village girl that your family members arrange for you, while you wait for your one and only sense to return from their feminist rubbish. Na the same Toto dem get.

Don't allow redpill stop you from enjoying this very meaningless life.
RomanceRe: From Red Pill by Psiyohos(op): 8:12pm On Jan 04, 2023
What others have discarded you have come to hoard, only for you to discard it again...
- Thoreau.

I know you are hurt but if you were given 500 billions dollars there are so much toys you can buy before you get tired.
Even the rich commit suicide, the mind of the woman lackeys to the material and not the ethereal which is why men enjoy music more than them.
And that is how to understand them, give it to them it can't destroy you, but not to your detriment but with minimalism you'd be surprised how much you can give and unto caesar.

For that life, enjoy it, laugh over your loss and keep being good and keep loving.

Life is meaningless
FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 3:21pm On Jan 04, 2023
Cleanses:

Fennel - 500
Tigernut - 1 derica 400
Garlic - (2) 300
Lemon - 100
Lime - 100

A clean bowel will reduce your chances of falling sick as Typhoid comes with Constipation,.
And with the carbs predominant food we ingest, these cleanse shouldn't be far to allow us pass them out

RomanceRe: From Red Pill by Psiyohos(op): 3:12pm On Jan 04, 2023
Women are one of the fruits of this life,
How do you get fruits from a tree you have to throw sticks,
To use this analogy.

We as men are quick to have sticks(money) but wr can't eat sticks (when we have money to buy food and things and don't have anyone to share it with)
We are unhappy.

So we need fruits, so we keep throwing our stjcks(spending money) cos what would we do, even houses remain while we go.
You can't pocket any mansion ..

So the fruits might sway but you must keep spending, sometimes the stick might get caught in the tree (heartbreak)
Keep throwing you might get 2/3 fruits at once.

The fruit also needs your effort as if you don't throw at it, it will decay or be destroy by birds.
(Don't be shy )

Esoteric knowledge proves that Women are never hungry, having one helps your life and buisness.

Let us move on from Red Pill to Purple pill
FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 7:15am On Dec 28, 2022
Drink hot water every morning to clean and steam it up.
You will be fine.
FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 10:31am On Dec 25, 2022
10 - 15 minutes
FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 7:46am On Dec 25, 2022
IMPORTANCE OF CIGARETTES

Cigarette burns our aspartame tongue, Google aspartame and how the west is getting us addicted to sugar and making us fat,
With Cigarette you find yourself without the inclination towards those junks, dried body, and shrieked stomach and effective weight loss.


Merry Christmas
FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 6:49pm On Dec 21, 2022
Al Naturale


So after taking drip,
I proceed to eat my Caribbean intelligentsia, Spaghetti stirred with natural ingredients and no absolutely no Maggi

I boiled the Spaghetti 450
Added one sachet Nutmeg- 60 naira
Added one sachet curry - 50 naira
Ugwu - 200 naira
One big Onions- 50
I sliced Carrot - 150

(There is carrot now in ilepo market) I bought it at the fruit side and use iron sponge and scrub the life

I made sure no Maggi was added.

I just poured it on the Spaghetti
Added plenty oil and stirred it

Covered it for 5 minutes and voila.
My carrot is still very crunchy and so also my ugwu.

My brain is recalibrating as I speak..

FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 5:34pm On Dec 21, 2022
Next year will make it 20 years since I have fallen seriously sick and I have never been admitted in any hospital in Nigeria.

"Let thy food be thy medicine, let medicine be thy food" - Hippocrates

Drip - 500 naira.

As the year is coming to an end, it important I take drip and flush my blood.
Cancer cannot stay in an alkaline environment so the cure for kidney, liver and blood ailment that hospitals are collecting thousands for is just in Alkaline solution- Lemon.


Grape - 200 naira
Lemon - 100 naira
Scent leaf - 100 naira.
Lime - 100 naira
I added 2 piece of ginger to give it yes you guessed it ginger.

Pour water and Boil, you will flush your blood off many toxins.

HealthRe: Pls Who Can Help Me Find This Doctor? by Psiyohos: 5:27pm On Dec 21, 2022
I don't have to prove myself to you, but I'm a certified optician and my boss was trained by Ojulowo in Ebute Metta.

There are other cures and prevention

Like the boiling ginger and onions
Boiling bitter kola of 1,000 naira and drinking the water for inarun

Mixing Zovirax and Acciclovir ointment for cataract
Maxi vision capsule and Maxitrol for primogental conjunctivitis and uveitis.

We all just want peace and love in Nigeria.
I can't make anyone blind.

Take care of yourself.
HealthRe: Pls Who Can Help Me Find This Doctor? by Psiyohos: 3:50pm On Dec 20, 2022
No, half is enough,

Cut it into small pieces using blade.

After 2 weeks, you should have exhausted it.

It cleans the eyes well, but it makes the eyes red with too much use.

You're welcome
HealthRe: Pls Who Can Help Me Find This Doctor? by Psiyohos: 2:14pm On Dec 20, 2022
It cleanse the dust particles in the eyes,

But constant use can make the eyes red.

It's good
HealthRe: Pls Who Can Help Me Find This Doctor? by Psiyohos: 3:06am On Dec 20, 2022
Buy Bitter kola cut it into small pieces.

Buy gentamicin eye drop its cheaper pout out the content,
Put the bitter kola inside it,
Pour hot water inside
Let it cool for 1 hour, and start using.

Use it sparingly it makes one eye to become red.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NOUN by Psiyohos: 3:41pm On Dec 19, 2022
Good afternoon,

Please physical verification of students in lagos
Is it done in V i or in NERDC Office Ikeja

Thanks
RomanceFrom Red Pill by Psiyohos(op): 6:33pm On Dec 15, 2022
Yes, the redpill is golden, my ears don full
But the truth is the woman is the completion
Ozymandias..
Means all our achievement is futile and aimless only sex is the lather of the human body and the only thing that truly matters.
Absence of sex is the Absence of thought itself.

The aim of life is its continuation and maintenance.
Read Natural Philosophy of Love by Der Gourmot.

So we have to move from Red pill to purple pill
We take the hard lesson we learn and forge on.

Learn to love, give without resentment, Remove the hate and play along with what comes our way.
Going with the flow.

Woman be like river, you fit put river for your pocket?
No,
After you swim you know if anothr person go swim there, e concern you
Swim your own and leave a life that is free

The problem with our society is the illusion of possession, but you can't posses any one so why try.

Let's spread love and be happy. Know when you are manipulated and draw back, but learn to be the love you were created.

We are all going to die
FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 5:59pm On Dec 15, 2022
So I decided to eat rice with it

You have to boil it and allow the sand settle in the bottom of the pot

The amazing thing is the more you pour water the more e just dey swell.

You see that Zazu egg

It's just saying Gbemi debe o

FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 5:57pm On Dec 15, 2022
Dried pepper and tomatoes

With the recent cost in fresh pepper and tomatoes I decided to go for Dried pepper and tomatoes.

1 derica of Dried pepper - 400
1 derica of Dried tomatoes- 600
Making 1k

FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 3:06am On Dec 14, 2022
Spaghetti and beans with palm oil stew

I have started to miss normal cooked beans in my meals.
So I had to buy one derica 350 naira and cook half

I don't like using potash (kaun)
So I boil the beans and slice one onions inside to make it soften quicker.
After, I added my Spaghetti,

The rest is the normal stuff ( Tomato and egg) 450

Dazzol

TravelRe: Bride-to-be Dies In Terrible Car Accident 2 Weeks To Wedding (Pix) by Psiyohos: 6:58pm On Dec 13, 2022
How come others survived,

This game called life don't tell all to people.
Make I travel come back the wedding go bad !!

Oya na

Hmm. .
Banuso especially that close to your achievement
FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 6:09pm On Dec 12, 2022
My landlady started selling eggs in crate because of me, na so I hold brake,
One night my crate of eggs mysteriously fell down and wasted
So until I rent a better place.
Take me as I am
FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 12:54pm On Dec 10, 2022
So I decided to reduce the money I spend on rice and ask My customer to sell me the cheapest rice possible I was given
Wake rice, 450 derica
It has stones oo

Plenty stones and sand
You can smell the petrichor in the rice l smell all the dust of this world inside the rice.

I had to boil and wash it 3 times and wash it again,
I fear this rice.


But at the end it made sense, it's a wonderful rice it has some of its husk and the fibre on it makes you full and for longer
But thee work no be here.

I'm eating it again for sure.

The rest na normal normal
Tomato and pepper- 300 naira
Eggs - 2 (150)

I used palm oil

FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 12:49pm On Dec 10, 2022
Sometimes I use to thank God for this grounded beans, without it my eye for Don see ween

Grounded beans - Moi moi
Bread - 200
Oats (I usually buy a tin every month) 1100
Milk and sugar -100

SATURDAY food

FoodRe: Living Besides Nigeria by Psiyohos(op): 12:46pm On Dec 10, 2022
Mineras
Since Our drinks have become expensive I buy this, VIVA juice from the northerners in Ilepo.
you must have seen one in my previous post

My vexation is that it is now expensive
Ehn ehn ehn
They should Leave my juice alone o, I used to buy 50 naira sachet and 2 pure water to step down my meal.
2 for 150 now is still a bargain sha

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