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maduxs:
he is there already. Buhari is a dead man

you the one who issued his death certificate right?

awon temi shashe - 9ice living things

no shame for this prostitutians.

supporters of corruption..
over to you...

maduxs:
we all will die one day its just a matter of time but buhari time is so near that its written all over him.one of his leg is the spirit world now and there is nothing you can do about it.

you can cross over to the spirit world first and then pull him in.

the meat is sweet. testimony in one of my post.

if it was kanu that said 'my dear biafrans' , these children of hate would have praised him to the high heavens.
of all the problems plaguing this country it is whether the president used My dear citizens or My fellow citizens that we should be battling about.

maduxs:
The president will soon die before this year elapse. No need to worry ourselves cause the man I saw as president is half dead.he will soon go and join ojukwu to finish their discussion.

I hope your family won't be surprised if you die before him.. mofos

omofunaab:
Oloriburuku omo yeeboe, koni dafun baba eeee

ewo nti épè he deserve am sha

ecoeco:
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B4 you all start coming here to blame the husband

It doesn't make sense 4 d husband to call her 4 settlement nd den kill her nd leave her private parts jst like dat

This is wat actually happened

Husband : calls wife into the room
Wife: enters room(with facial expression of anger)

Husband : pls let us settle this matter i am sorry
Wife: thats wat u always say nd den u do it again useless man

Husband : i said i am sorry(looking a bit angry)
Wife : see ur mate ar living in 3 bedroom flat comfortably... But all u do is starve me nd d children in dis ur 1 room nd go around pursuing women with ur truck

Husband : (slaps wife)
Wife : (screams)terkaa You will kill me today(rushes to the door, locks it, puts d key in her bra)

Husband : you are very stupid
Wife : comes close to husband nd starts fighting him

They hand wrestle for bit...

Husband: (trying to avoid her blow)
Wide: (seeing she's not inflicting enough pain, bites him on the hand deep)

Husband : ahhhh ( angrily starts beating up wife)

Wife : you will kill me today (breaks free frm husband, rushes to the cupboard, brings out a hammer)

Husband : lucy don't try me o lucy
Wife: throws hammer at husband nd misses

Husband : rushes towards wife
Wife: (seeing husband drawing close rushes to pick up an axe)

Husband : (seeing wife picking up axe, grabs her collects the axe pushes her to the floor)
Wife : (stands up, rushes to the other end of the room nd picks up the second axe)

( Survival status kicks 4 both parties nd @ dis point anybdy can kill anybdy out of survival instincts)

Husband : hits wife first.... Sees his mistake.... Escapes frm the window

Underlining assumption :
1. The husband couldn't hav called her nd locked d door immediately

2. The husband couldn't hav used 2 axes nd a hammer jst to kill one woman

3 It has been proven that the female starts every domestic fight either by their words or action during conversation

4 99% of wat causes a quarrel btw a couple is either s*x related or money related

5. 99% of men will slap a woman who calls dem "useless ' or compares them to" their mates"

6. Since it's a 1 room apartment objects like axe nd hammer will be close @ any point in time


#Eco99#

senseless

miss koto aye nko?

Opici wine that can be bought in store is what is 40 years old.. I weep for iPobians folly.

I think Toyin is doing lip service jare.

here we go again.
by force attache to the south south.

freedomchild:
Give honour to whom honour is due..
KANU deserves to be honoured
Honestly, I tell you that, majority of people in south east and south south are happy when they wake up in the morning and remember KANU and IPOB
God bless Biafra

all these nairabet guys no De ever give up?

israelmao:
Show them how to mingle with the common.

yeah it's good to mingle among the common but these are all theaterics for the camera and social media

Afamed:
With all facts and figures: The only feasible projects in Ekiti are: 6klm road from Ikere to Ado, New Oja Oba Market and the fly over bridge you are seeing. All remain uncompleted since close to 3yrs he came to power. He can only be Hero to those who haven't visited Ekiti before and those who easily buy the dummies he sells to them on social Media.

I did my youth service in ikere, and I don't think the ikere to ado rd is a major project perse, and I haven't been to ekiti in over 7 years so that oja oba that I know then, if he restructured the place it shouldn't really be a big project but better than nothing. ekiti is a very big state and I don't think ado should be the only place he should be working.
and that fly over isn't really necessary... do u know if that adebayo rd to the eksu rd has been fixed. I think it was fed govt project.

is that all?


who get that meme

Eluwilussit:
He can wear shorts but he definitely needed steeltoed boots, hard hat and safety goggles. Nevertheless, he is a grassroot politician.

grassroot politician my azz. he is a grassroot tactician.

politics of hate has really blinded some set of people, to even adopt this con-man as their role model and mentor.
I don't worship or praise politicians, but seeing some NLanders on here praising this dude is a big blow to the youths sanity.
reason why he is their role model isn't because of his policies or performance but because he abuses buhari. it is really a shame.

deenee:
You are not wrong......it's the same flyover he has been inspecting for the past two years.

He is owing both workers and pensioners and has not done any single project in the State.

pardon me if am wrong, but I haven't really seen him commission any major project since he began his tenure. it is only this bridge that he keeps inspecting? most of his projects are just smokescreen to show he is working.
apart from this bridge and one other rural road which I don't think he has completed I haven't seen anything tangible he has done yet.
I may be wrong, so please anyone here to enlighten me.

black man and blowing money fast are like bread and beans..

I ain't Gonna fall for this bullcr>p story.
for a translucent veg oil to have changed to a thick black semi solid, something must have gone wrong somewhere...or did ur neighbour fry plastic potato?
are you sure your neighbor didn't even mistakenly buy engine oil thinking its veg. oil?

eshic:
Asari the great one, do not mind the millions of pretenders that full souths,God will bless you, Nnamdi kanu, Fayose, FFK. Because,these are the only brave men and men of justice from the south and all the people that stand for the freedom of the south from Fulani slave master.
It would be fine, all of those who understand what the south are going through in the hand of hausa Fulani and sincerely need actualisation of south independence should stand their ground because the Hausa Fulani you see today you shall see them no more.
Freedom! Freedom! Freedom!

16 years of PDP rule, you weren't in chains or bondage.
2 years of APC rule, you suddenly remembered that you in bondage.
you guys should just admit you hate buhari that's all. because he defeated your I. Buffoon.
and if you gonna quote me back I know ya'll reply line... AFONJA

GTFOH

highwaist:
if you have pvc and voted for gej/pmb in last general election. and suddenly clamouring for biafra or whatever you are pure mumu

that's my problem with this biafra agitators, they voted in the last election for GEJ, when he lost it was then that they remembered their clamouring for biafra. I am 101% sure that if GEJ had won, there wouldnt have been any agitation for biafra. Sore losers they are.
they think because Boko Haram was used as a tool to destabilize GEJ tenure, they can use this biafra agitation do destabilize PMB government.
the will and crushing might that GEJ hesitated to use to crush the BH menace before it become a full blown war, is what PMB is using to crush the IPOBians before it gets out of control.
blaady idiots.

read below. √

bosom displays

J Hus - Did you see

no one seems to be asking the right questions here.
who, when and how did he scam ladies.
there's more to this story, from the screenshot of one of the comments, seems like the police guy and Maxwell were once pals.
a lot of questions begging for answers.
could be a case of an officer oppressing a civilian or a deal gone bad.
my opinion though, and am entitled to it.

NB: nairaland.com has been thrown to the dogs. every post now has to be a tribal and ethnic battleground.

Jokkarm2:
this kind baka dee sound pam pam pam pam pam pam if you dee fire from behind.

spoilt pikin.
making me reminisce back when I was in the world..

WebSurfer:
Seriously ? Let's forget about the gboys for now.. How much are you spending in a year ?

you mean his lifetime..

yinkslinks:
If i catch u, i will do you without and face your family by doing introduction.

your pen.is is thinking for you, not your brain.