₦airaland Forum

mrpataki:
I am not intending to date her yet

Just want to chat with her for now

you just ruined your very slim chances. no chatting for you!  

Islander:
@PTH I am stepping out for a bit. If you need me, you know where to find me oo. BTW, Have to give you gist about that old goon and what he tried to do. TTYL

righto. i'll "find" you this evening. got a new alternative to that idiot of a laptop.

mrpataki:
@ PTH,
Oh boy!!!!!
Go get yours too. Ashiedu is a father, the earlier the better for you.

Can I have your permission to chat with Islander?

i'm still learning parenting skills.

you have no permission to chat with islander. i dont trust you (at least i trust her), didnt you say u already had a date? One is enough for you.

i vote Baba for third term!

mrpataki:
@ Islander,
Can we meet on messenger either MSN or yahoo?
Think I can manage that while on my date

Absolutely impossicant! the day i catch you. . .

Islander:
@Pataki did you ask PTH for permission?

permission not granted! i dont share.

mrpataki:
@ PTH,
Sorry bobs, not in Nigeria at the moment! Your brother never tell you ni

thanks for reminding me. of course igwe never remembers such things.  
And thanks for the "bobs", makes me remember old times. Ashiedu the inventor is now a proud father.

Islander:
@PTH, ( Mama said she has Ginger beer and Black cake for you too )

i knew i could trust you both eh. Arent i lucky?

oyb:
fellow muslims,

lets ignore this fellow._{i know it won't be easy}

his life revolves around seeking attention, and maligning muslims/Islam/Allah

dont be ridiculous. I didnt malign you but merely refuted a point.

mrpataki:
PTH,
Na whitey oh!

You managed a white girl in Nigeria through AISEC?  

Oh ah i forgot you had since relocated. Good luck with the pale skinned ones. They make good bedmates.

Islander:
@PTH, you know I don't cheat

good girl, i knew i could trust you.

fynewaka:
I cannot imagine how three men will channel their energies to trivialities. Its really amazing.

have fun buddy, life isnt about being serious 99% of the time.

mrpataki:
That understanding pass your comprehension oh!

at longest last you finally snagged a date eh. who's she?

Islander:
Ask PTH

i dont share my women.  

mrpataki:
@ PTH,
Igwe's brother?

who's ur new date?

mrpataki:
@ PTH,
Are you who I think you are?

what thinkest thou?  

Islander:
@PTH,what happened rats opps, cat got your tongue.

i'm still crying over my peleau and island tour.  

@ moondust, errr islander is cute.

Islander:
Now I know no peleau for you, Neither any island hopping,

mrpataki leave islander alone o. . .

Islander:
Ermmmmmm. This this who I think it is

I am thinking about getting one for real,

what are u thinking?   Back from the gulag.

Get an iphone and all will be settled.

all these long stories just to prove that God does not exist?

oyb:
sigh. . .
the return of davidlyan . . .
back to defecate in the mosque _{his favorite pastime}

i wonder how much time you actually spend being a christian?

not even you could refute the truth. If islam is a religion of peace can you explain why we have so much "peace" in Sudan?

I hope many realise that the Lagos state police are not answerable to the governor. The pertinent question here is not fashola but the Lagos CP.

i wonder why there is so much desperation to prove that heaven and God does not exist. If truly he does not why bother?

mikeansy:
Who is the commissioner of police in Benue and what is his religion.

this is the question we should all be asking and stop belabouring the politically correct "o it has nothing to do with sharia" point.
The police commissioners in Benue and Lagos are NOT answerable to the "95%" christians in those states!

OBJ is simply the most interesting president Nigerian ever had from a comedy point of view.

Carry go the Baba from otta farm, each day i grow to like this man even more.

denex:
@PTH

Thanks for thinking I'd more intelligent as to smell a fraud there. Unfortunately, I wouldn't say same for you. I knew you would come out with Oswald. That's why I didn't direct my question to you.

lol continue skirting around the truth essentially saying nothing. you can google oswald anytime you feel like, he was investigated thoroughly and found guilty. the only question mark is if he did it alone or was paid to do the killing and NOT whether he was the shooter. That is a settled case.

babyosisi:
osanobua,mr PTH,you too?

but honestly I'll like to know,do women in trousers turn men on ?
and those in skirts don't
someone please answer me,I'm sure many women want to know this.

bodi no be firewood jare. Women in tight pants turn men on, women in certain skirts also do. short skirts above the knees, skirts made from certain material like jeans or leather, certainly not frocks or dowdy skirts. Also depends a lot on the figure of the woman wearing them. If you don't have full hips you can even be naked sef e no concern me.
Mr. PTH don talk wetin im eye dey look. 

back to the topic o jare before the moral police arrest me for indecent looking.

denex:
PiTy you always see things from the surface so I'll tell you:


Moshood Olatunji Enifeni killed Bola Ige.


Please, next time I ask more intelligent people questions, allow them give me more intelligent answers. It was during the 16th century that people used to look at things from the surface.

The scape goat framed at the 11th hour to the end of Obasanjo's tenure?

i thought you'd be more intelligent at smelling a fraud. Has he been prosecuted? why the sudden silence on the matter if indeed he is the killer?

debosky:


Finally we're getting back to topic, the civil liberties groups are really sleeping on the job, so are the lawyers in the country. How can you just enact a dress code without taking into consideration the primary group to be affected by such a decision - the women themselves? Is it their right to even make such decisions or this is simply another diversionary tactic to take attention away from the crucial matters at hand?

there is serious need for these kinds of actions to be challenged through the legal system and repudiated once found illegal. sadly I'm yet to hear a single organization condemn these actions so far, which may or may not point to some degree of tacit acceptance within the society as a whole.

Tacit acceptance or not. It is illegal to force me to eat yam a certain way.
those doing the arresting have not even told us what the accepted mode of "decent" dressing is. Tying wrappers or wearing skirts that sweep the floor?
What of men who wear singlets or go topless on the streets? Or are they going to start arresting men too?

A society like ours should be more interested in ensuring we have a good standard of living rather than occupying their time with arresting women who show us their natural endowments. those of us who make it a duty to feast our eyes are not complaining.

denex:
Pity, are you listing that sickle cell cannot be cured and that it is a fatal malady.

You think that by listing out what I said, it'd make you seem smarter?

you're just making empty noises. i probably knew how fatal sickle cell was before you could even spell. My mom was personal physician to a close family friend with the disease.
Sickle cell can actually be cured in advanced countries by bone marrow transplant from a healthy donor.

denex:
I did not compare Uranium to Crude Oil, just like you did not compare Bitumen to Gold we only listed what different resources states had so please drop this idiocy. People know me in here and they know say my level of intelligence pass all this diversionary moves wey you dey do.

even me sef i know ur level of intelligence.  

denex:
And did I compare Sickle cell to Polio? You may need to start reading from the beginning of this thread so you can quote where I said Sickle cell Anaemia is just like polio. Please show me that place.

dont play coy here. the issue was about polio being endemic to the north to which you promptly responded that sickle cell is headquatered in the south of Nigeria (forgetting that it is a disease that is peculiar to everyone of the black race and is the body's genetic response to malaria).

denex:
There is actually a Nigerian map showing the distribution of tse-tse fly. You no go ever know so don't force yourself. The thing wey we study, you wan use google do copy and paste overnight. Just leave all this little knowledge you're exhibiting here.

pele, stop saying nonsense. I'm sure the scientists who classified tse tse flies according to morphology and distribution knew what they were talking about. tse tse flies can be found both in riverine areas and in the savannah.

Please read cyprian ekwensi's burning grass - tse tse flies are mentioned in that novel as being also found in savanah areas. Stop trying to sound intelligent, YOU ARE NOT!

denex:
@babyosisi

you're talking Bola Ige, Attorney General.

Who kill John Kennedy, President, Commander in Chief.

Lee Harvey Oswald.

Oya answer the question on Bola Ige.

debosky:
I hear you babyosisi and PTH, but I still think the issue is more than a mere 'islamisation' of the country. Don't 'Christians' ( I use quotes because that means different things to different people) also support 'decent' dressing? Don't some churches openly condemn trousers? Maybe I'm hiding my head in the sand and refusing to see the hijabs coming, but I think there is more than the islamist thing that meets the eye in this case. The 'men' approving or in support of this action cannot all be muslims can they? Is 'decent' dressing in the country as a whole on the decline?

debosky, well spoken but i think you miss the point. the issue is not about whether you and i approve of indecent dressing or not. The question is who sets the standards for decent dressing? the government?
churches condemn indecent dressing yes but they dont go around arresting muslims for wearing burqas neither do they attempt to impose their ideas of decent dressing on the public. The church can condemn but every woman has a right to decide what is best for her. That a woman chooses to walk around naked is her right, we are not at liberty to tell her to put on clothes.

Very soon the police will be arresting us for praying too loudly at this rate.

make i laugh first before answering this tool!

denex:
Okay, they are proven to have crude oil but have contributed zilch in terms of crude oil revenue.

At least they have a bargaining chip as against those who are both resource-empty and intellectually defficient.

denex:
I mentioned Uranium because you mentioned crude oil and bitumen.

You cant just go and start exporting uranium just like you would crude oil, it is strictly controlled. Forgotten the Valery Plame and Niger Republic affair?

denex:
I know it cannot be vaccinated or cured and can have very little treatment. However, it is still a very fatal malady. babyosisi, sickle-cell anaemia can affect anybody of African origin but the truth remains that the headquarters is in SouthWest Nigeria.

1. There is no cure for sickle cell, you can only alleviate symptoms. Well unless you do a bone marrow transplant.
2. It is a fatal malady just like scoliosis or down's syndrome. But unlike polio, they are not borne by pathogens.

denex:
For those of you giving me lessons in integrated science, that is what happens to you when you have little knowledge.

I majored in Animal Science, Agriculture and one of my final year courses was Animal Breeding which had to do with Gene Mutation and Lethal Genes, Statistical studies of inheritance, genetic variance and covariance, heritability and repeatability, also, the determination of genetic parameters.
So if you know what is good for your life, stop giving lectures on what you know little because those who don't know at all are better than those who know as little as you do when it comes to Genetics.

Is that why you compared sickle cell disease to polio?

denex:
By the way, PTH, it is you who should shut up because there is a reason why cattle rearers move with their cattle to the North during the rainy reason. No come here dey yarn things wey you no know jack about. Tse-tse flies that transmit Trypanosomiasis thrives only in forest type areas. So please shut up and tell your webbsite to shut up too.

kai! na wa for ignorance. tse tse flies are grouped into three based on morphology and DISTRIBUTION.
there are:
- savannah flies
- forest flies
- riverine flies!

the northern part of Nigeria happens to be a savannah.

Who should shut up now?

debosky:
I see a deviation from topic here, though its very interesting to read these exchanges, the issue here is the issuance of a dress code: was it done after consultation or input from all interest groups especially the women concerned? was it publicised to prevent 'tearing off the trousers from the women' - a brazenly barbaric act?

Is the government/whoever enacted this 'code' empowered to do so by law? Are those women's rights being trampled upon?

These are the pertinent issues needing discussion in my opinion, the initial attempts to reduce this to a 'Northern'/'Islamic'/'Hausa/Fulani'/'Uneducated Mallam' issue is inappropriate, given the peculiar circumstances of the state involved - Benue, a majority Christian state with mostly farmers, and Tiv and Idoma populations dominating with little Hausa/Fulani presence.

Thank You

Dont lets decieve ourselves, Nigerian is almost 50% christian and yet has been a member of the OIC for over a decade. Hausa's make up the minority in Plateau state and yet they have been involved in almost all the religious riots in that state.
Like Babyosisi said, it is a subtle and sinister approach to the eventual islamisation of Nigeria and should be resisted vehemently not by approaching issues with politically correct goggles.

Once it takes a grip in christian states Nigeria is history.

no other married person in the house haba? Babyosisi and spoilt ur stories o.

babyosisi:
Nobody should forget that the so called learned alhajis and mallams were advising their "subjects" against vaccinations because they claimed America wanted to render their women sterile.
So much for the northern intelligence

some volunteers came back with tales of how gworo chewing mallams pursued them with cutlasses for daring to ask for their spawn to be immunised.