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Well she lied to you so she can be with another guy...that's cheating.

NewNigeriaMind:
Hi Guys,

Remember me, the dude that was duped in Kaduna by that Yoruba girl. Anyway, like sad before, my main chick is an Igbo girl and I was considering marriage until NL changed my mind. My stay in Kaduna has really made me to begin to see things from a new perspective. Granted Nancy is fine and with that kind of Nicki Minaj body, but I have been having doubts about taking the relationship to the next level. Major worry is the impact of such a union on my future kids with her.

Anyway, I was in Lagos over the weekend and I took a trip to Unilag to meet up with a girl I met sometimes early in the year in Insights. She is a model by the way and has that Ciara kind of body.

To cut a long story short, flew into Lagos on Friday, called that I am in town and I will like to see her again. She said yes and we met at new hall unilag.

lol

well she kept me company till Sunday, note we did not have sex. we went clubbing Friday to Saturday and she went to school on Sunday evening because she has exams on Tuesday. I myself returned to Kaduna on Tuesday morning.

Now since I got back, I cant stop thinking about her. She is a virgin and in 200 Level .......

It seems impossible on Saturday night when I want to make love to her and she said no. As a sharp guy, I undressed her and tested the thing myself. Just to be sure. Men.....she is a virgin and a pretty model. very smart too.

FYI I disvirgined Nancy when we met 6 years ago as an undergraduate. But this new girl is really off the hook. The fact that she is a virgin makes me feel she deserves anything I can spend on her. planning on getting her an iphone 6 when I return to lagos next month.

Another maga in the making...

So cool

This is the level Nigeria has gotten to.

Face saving attempt by she and her husband.





They lost the election due to the worst Governance ever.... Let go and hide their faces in shame and stop these last minute attempt to paint themselves white.


The person below me is a donkey.

They should remove Nigeria and put Northern Nigeria.








BTW ... Source.

coogar:
if you had won the custody of the kids, you would do exactly the same thing your hubby is doing. pay up & stop complaining.

I love this

Gabriel6:
no

You better...

He should give it to Asari Dokubo...

kennygee:
Take a salary advance loan from your bank to start a business, when the business has footing, tender your resignation.

Lol...are you an ibo lady?

fredraf:
It all started since my secondary school days, influenced by bad friends we cultivated the habit of visiting sex workers popularly called (ASEWO) in my area. I found lot of pleasure in doing this dirty act to the extent I started bringing them home after my higher institution.

Right now i have met the woman I love and I wish to spend the rest of my life with, but I find it hard to stop visiting this sex workers despite she satisfies me.

I don't just know what to do keep my self from the ugly scene am planning to settle down.

I don't want a broken home.

Do you think you are addicted to s€x or proostitute?

Gabriel6:
guy is like u no understand i go touch am sotey na she go remove every every wey i wear comote her own join am but when i wan enter e go turn to ba-shi-ga

Did you give her a head?

Gabriel6:
Me and my babe has been dating for a year plus now. But we always had one problem and dat problem is sex. When ever we want to have sex she will let me to remove her pant upto her kneel den she wil ask me to stop and signal me to penetrate her if i try to she wil tight her leg and start shoutin dat she cant do it at the end of the day i wil end up with stomack pain. I talked to her friend about it and i hv heard dem discusing it, they was even a day my girl refuse me the thing and the pain bcomes unbearable i had to beg her friend for it and she did it just once with me. Pls guys what do u think is wrong or why is she behaving like dat or what do i tel her. Thanks in advance

Focus more on foreeplay...she will let you in.

Jayjay0:
I move to my new place around November last year. So there is this girl who also stay in the compound, i met her there then after some time i stop seeing her didn't knw were she went to. Before she left the first time whenever she see me she drop signs for me to notice her signs like singing out loud, looking at me with warm smile. I pretend i dont understand her signs(buh i do).
fast forward till this week, she came back on Monday. started giving her signs again when she saw i was not co operating yesterday i wash and spread my clothes only for me to come and not see them, when i ask they said she pack them and kept it with her so i went to collect my clothes she said i have to give her my number first which i did.she started calling me nd we chatted on wats app. while chatting she always ask what are you doing when i tell her she be like "can i come nd join you" thought she was joking with dat statement.so in rain in the evening i was inside nd she called me nd told me to go online on wats app which i did. while online she ask d same question i told her am lying down playing game. she said if she is invited i told her any time. under the heavy rain i heard a knock on my back door i went to check and it was her.i was kinda confused so i let her in and straight to my room. i zero my mind for sex though that's what she came for.she laid on my bed and told me she want to play game. i put on my xbox nd put gta 5 cause i thought it will be easy for her to play and enjoy.she didn't play it fo two minutes and told if i have nigerian movies i put on African magic for her she didn't even watch it for 5 minutes and said she is bored. i sat shirtless on the other side off the bed pressing my phone while she lay complaining of everything they show on tv.she did every signs a girl dos when they want the dick badly. she said she want to use my toilet and she came back and i notice the swell in the pocket possibly her pantie which took off in the toilet. she saw no hope and slept off in my bed and i check her pocket and it was her pant.lol. i woke her around 1:45am and told her to go home buh she refused and said she not sleeping. and slept off again i woke her and told her they are looking for her then she left. i was just trying to prove to her that guys are not always after sex. shr sent me a message dis morning calling me a wicked guy..pls pals wat offence did i commit.
(pls dont mind my typing mistake)

Do you have a Diick?

nairalandist:
I pity the dude sha. He was just trying to be a Gee. Well. . . I guess it's a lesson for everyone. Alcohol can kill instantly when abused.

I remember a guy I knew who shut down in the toilet for more than 10hrs for drinking 1 small bottle of alomo bitters. . . even though it wasn't his first time drinking.

Perhaps all those alcohol and bitters should come with serving instructions just like the energy drinks. . . The Ministry of Health can enforce that if they look into it.

I think the smoke killed him not the achohol

princeofpeace22:
ok
good
I love those rugged police men who Dont care about what u are ,as far as you violate the laws of the land immediately you are giving a fair share of it

Stop behaving like your father.... What crime did he commit.... Even at that,have you heard of " diplomatic immunity"

We complain of unfair treatments metted on Nigerians abroad...we do worse to our own fellow Nigerians.

Instead of the Nigerian Government to demand the arrest and prosecution of the officers involved they are demanding an apology...

Loil

rheether:
At the mention of CC: lalasticlala Any post will make front page. Anyways this land is for sale..lolz

No comment on the topic?

Too many armed and jobless youth...

If I can...I will move everybody I know from this hell called Nigeria.

Arsenal to lose

Even Oshiomole 35yr old former model and air hostess wen pilots dey fvck inside aeroplane toilet say she be Virgin...








Osho baba believe am... Guy you sharp.

@OP please a jewman is mumu....she is calling you a mumu.














Pls when you get home remind her that you are not her mate.

queenasasili:
Am dating a guy for close to 2yrs now. d problem am having wit him now is dat he dnt trust me any more n I dnt knw wat I did to him dat makes him nt to trust me I do every thing I can to make him happy all the time but,a week will nt pass without us having one issue or the other d one dat pains me now is dat since his visa came out we have been having one issue or the other always complaining about my work dis n dat. am thinking of ending d relationship nt minding the money I gave him when His visa was out.wat pains me now is dat he called me yesterday n my phone was off when I charge d phone n called him he pick n started shouting @ me dat y did I off my phone I try to explain to him dat my battery was down him off d phone on me since then till now he has refuse to pick my calls I dnt knw wat to do again his going out of the country by next week. pls I need advice from u guys on how to headly these issue am dieing inside

Your signature is ur best advise.

Gy

Banker

Mexense:
No doubt I messed up. Like I pointed out from the onset, it was a very poor business decision I took. I have never been in this situation and I've been knocking myself ever since this happened

Stop knocking urself and figure things out.


Wish you Good luck

What's the big deal with this immigration job sef?

MKO4ever:
Her reward is in heaven

Heaven abi ?

Mexense:
My sincerest apologies if this is posted in the wrong section. Moderators, kindly move it to its right section.

Hello nairalanders

I own/manage a manufacturing company in Ogun state (ota to be precise) and I'm in dire need for financial assistance.  A business decision I took has put me in a very precarious situation, hence this plea.

A lot is hanging over my neck at the moment, but the most pressing is that the company currently has no electricity and there are pending orders to supply. If I'm able to sort this out the others will go away. We were disconnected from the power grid last month with a bill of almost eight hundred thousand naira (#800k). Attached is a copy of the bill.

I would appreciate help of any kind which also includes a loan. I am not seeking assistance to by materials, pay salary or for personal use. All of that is taken care of atleast for this month and the staff have been quite understanding during this down time. I just need electricity in order for me to meet up with pending orders/needs. Should anyone want to be of assistance, kindly print a copy of the bill and pay at any Ibadan electricity company (IBEDC) office in Sango Ota or any bank in same vicinity. 

Here is my contact 081-5844-3299. I am open to scrutiny of any kind. You can also pay the company impromptu visit at any time of your choice for verification should you want to. We are not from Winner's Chapel headquarters.

As you can see, I have consealed the name and exact address of the company. However, I have no problems sending it privately to anyone who'd like to have a look with view to helping.

I anticipate your calls and help in this dire moment.

Where you sleeping before ur nepa bills got to 800k?


Stop begging,go and take a loan and use ur company as colateral.

The equivalence