₦airaland Forum

fejikudz:
They should even do worse than stoning them sef!

I’ll Make Nigeria Ungovernable if Jonathan win 2011
Election – Gen. Muhammed Buhari.

If what happened in 2011 (alleged rigging) should
again happen in 2015, by the grace of God, the dog
and the baboon would all be soaked in blood.’’ - Gen muhammed buhari

Attack on Boko Haram is an attack on the North .- Gen muhammed buhari

Muslims should vote only for fellow Muslims - Gen muhammed buhari

while the Niger deltans were treated like kings, the jama 'atur' ahlis which some people call boko haram are being killed and houses destroyed unlike the special treatment given to the niger deltans - Gen muhammed buhari

If PDP win we (APC) will form a parrarel
government in Lagos -Gov Rotimi Amaechi



MAKE ANY APC TOUT Nor Quote Me oo..

winchi winchi people

Great commennt... But ur first sentence messed it up.

SirShymexx:
Lol. Even Morocco doesn't want the plague of the clueless weasel a la GEJ around - everybody hates Chris.

This guy has to be the most disrespected president on the international scene ever.

Obama never liked him.

David Cameron doesn't rate him - visited Nigeria but only visited Lagos.

EU can't stand him.

Putin doesn't know who he's.

China avoids him like a rash.

Mugabe dissed him.

Jacob Zuma thinks he's inconsequential.

Like who takes GEJ seriously? Every time I see that monkey's face - I see a stark illiterate that should be somewhere in the zoo.

God Bless you

NA TO MOVE THE POT AND PADLOCK AND CHAINS GO BACKYARD NA...

Old school scam... Nigerians and fraud.

Instead of GEJ to be busy with the his job as president he is jumping from live stage with Wiz Kid and Co to Joseph Yobo and Co in the football field.



I don't blame him... He has never been good at his job.

End of season table

1. Mann City
2. Man United
3. Arsenal
4. Liverpool
5. Chelsea

If you don't like it...













































































































#GOANDDIE.

United For life.

Curvinus:
5 reasons Why Manshitster will lose again tonight.

1. Van Gaal has been caught trying to steal old Trafford toilet seats.

2. Rooney didn't get his regular supply of grannies last night.

3. Van Persie's Pe*nis pump has broken down again.

4. Falcao is hooked to Pornhub and is paying less attention to training details.

and lastly Phil Jones got injured trying to get up from bed last night.

Not funny. Get a life.

Louis Van Gaal's has been xperimenting instead of winning. Now he faces the toughest test for a top 4 finish.
Arsenal
Liverpool
Man city
Chelsea
Everton
Tottenham
Aston villa

He better bring out the pre season magic he used to beat Real madrid,Liverpool etc. If David Moyes had £150,000,000 he could have done better.






United for 2nd place.

Comon chad with 1000 citizens...fighting our battle for us.












Yet people will shout "GEJ till Nigeria explodes".

Oboy

Na them sabi

Imanuelle:
So i'm dedicating this FTC award to my sweet-choco-choco who's having her birthday today.

I want to remind her, that I love her, and will continue to do so, forever and always till infinity + 1.

I want the world, and Nairaland to be my witnesses as I proclaim from my heart, beyond the edges that my soul can reach, that I, Imanuelle, do hereby, take thee, ********ce, as my one and only, to be my number one and number all, in riches and in health, in love and in all, till and after I come knocking with wine .

Love you to sambisa and back.

You are a very big Fool.

Gratia:
Drinks & food N150k? You must be joking

Too much?

brightology3:
Toms up 2 our gallant n brave army.kill dem all,spare no one

" Tumbs Up "

minus

phrancys001:
Chiomna Hmmmm! Ndigboo dumbing,but dem say Edo no dey born mumu na.

omo the guy fall our hand oh.

One gun shot into the air there...







Mr President don reach himmm village.

searching4love:



SELF SERVICE IS BETTER THAN DATING ALL THESE PROMISCUOUS NIGERIAN GIRLS WHO MOVE AROUND WITH VARIOUS DISEASES LOOKING FOR MEN TO INFECT. SOME LADIES WEARS PANTS FOR 3 DAYS WITH OUT WASHING, SOME URINATE WITHOUT CLEANING UP HEREBY CREATING A TOXIC STENCH WHEN YOU ATTEMPT TO BLEEP THEM.

MOST NIGERIAN GIRLS ARE DISEASE CARRIERS SO IF YOU CAN'T LAY YOUR HANDS ON A FOREIGN LADY, I SUGGEST YOU SELF SERVICE

Some Nigerian ladies are very neat bro...

MizyB:
Oh lord pls have mercy

Have mercy and do what?

Airforce1:
chei

Person future wife

I dey tell you.

berem:
Funny story. Lol

You call this funny?

They were to much in one ship,that's why they were caught.

shadowgwalker:
just tell me I'm a hot kaduna babe

fcos, you re.

Both parties are liars.....