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After election , you go queue up for months to see them.

Babymama1:
Your blokoss nko?

Still intact for now.

but that breeast don fall nah.....













she no supposed dey hide am?

guru01:
You dear not try this in the US.
Silly you.

why?

#AnybodybutGEJ












He is a confused fellow.

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President Goodluck Jonathan and his military chiefs on Thursday undertook an unexpected visit to Maiduguri, the Borno State capital.
The president and the military high command left for Borno State, the hot bed of Boko Haram insurgency, after attending the Armed Forces Remembrance in Abuja.
A source who asked not to be named because he was not authorised to speak on the visit, said Mr. Jonathan and the service chiefs will meet with troops in the north east state.
“The president and the service chiefs left for the Nnamdi Azikiwe International Airport shortly after the ceremony at the National Arcade,” said the source.
“They will be meeting with troops and some community leaders before coming back to Abuja later in the day.”
Boko Haram has killed over 13, 000 Nigerians since 2009 and has seized dozens of towns and villages in Northeast Nigeria.
Mr. Jonathan has come under severe criticisms over the handling of the fight against the group. The president has also been criticised for not meeting with troops who complain of poor equipment and funding for the war.
Boko Haram recently seized Baga, a town in Borno State after sacking the military base there. Amnesty International said the group killed 2,000 residents.
The Nigerian military said only 150 people were killed.
Earlier, at the Remembrance Day parade at the National Arcade, Abuja, Mr. Jonathan had led leaders of Nigeria’s legislature, the judiciary, military and para-military groups to lay wreath in honour of the fallen soldiers.
The president thereafter released white pigeons, signifying freedom, unity, peace and harmony of the country and also signed the register.

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very easy.

Kylekent59:
I saw seven
elephant ,dolphen,rat,horse,dog,smake,whale

Then its more than seven,cos there is a cat under the dog and a sea horse between the elephant"s tail and the leg.

What animal does the elephants front leg rep.? And where is the snake? The nose? I think the nose has more than just the snake.

one big elephant

my father

inside the river

I start praying o...

iceberylin:
Maybe you should consider her moms advice also

@op you better listen to this guy.

Dump it !!!

Chillext:
For instance you are walking with your spouse and you found a lost cash on the floor, would you pick it?

N200 and above....




I pick it !!!





Na she sabi.

Fickle:
Thank you everyone for your support and advice, it really paid well for me. As for those of you who insulted me, cursed me & disgraced me here, it is well. Thanks all the same. After I posted about my marriage, I used the romance section as my resource as I read the romance section & sexuality. My hubby saw all my post and could not take actions because I was speaking the truth. He knew I had caught him this time besides he played it maturely as he is the man of the house. We had a long talk and we addressed the causes of everything. I won't say much because I dont want to turn this thread to a battle ground. Besides some things are better left unsaid.

Well my hubby and I have a healthy relationship now & I now give him the styles he loves in bed. My advice to other married women and ladies who are about to wed, when you are in Rome, act like the romance Romans. Do whatever it takes to keep your man at home and in check. Forget missionary style, do everything with your hubby. I am having the best time in my marriage now. Another lady tried to take over my home but with prayers, fitness, make over and a good fu/ck, I have been able to secure my hubby back. He now comes home at the right time. I am who he met and fell in love with years ago. Today he was moved when I wore a short skirt just the way he used to like it back then. We are not perfect yet but at least we are jointly working together to secure a happy home because I didn't nag him but seeked advice from you all. Now coming to Nairaland where no one knows me to ask for advice is better than going to friends, families etc who will even worsen the issue. So Nairalanders, If you all feel offended then know that you saved my marriage. I love everyone of you and may God of Abraham & Isaac bless you all. Take care & have a good year all wound round.

Please paste more of your pictures often, I see a lot of people have been confident in their own skin which is a good thing. That kind of positivity is what we should pass on here and not bragging, confrontations, insults and complex be it inferiority or superiority. I am going for another round now, anything to keep him indoors

Shalom.

I hope he has been fvcking you right.

seankafor:
who cares? I typed what my mind told me at the moment. Thats what we call freedom of speech. Xo stop drinking medicine for other peopls headache

You are a son of a bitch.

seankafor:
Empty words. Am i on fp........
(starts rolling ont the ground)

































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jar bless me

You are a fool.....and Jah will punish you.

THESE PDP CRIMINALS.

pursuing peace will be foe GEJ TO RESIGN.





ANYBODY BUT GEJ

THE ASSISTANT VICE PRESIDENT: (AKA : THE INVISIBLE ONE)

THE VICE PRESIDENT: (AKA THE CONFUSED ONE)

THE PRESIDENT:

PDP @ work.

President: Patience Dame Jonathan.


Vice President: GOodluck Ebele Jonathan


Assistant vice President: Namadi Sambo.

Good Riddance...





This FOOOL....











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You and ur Otueke zoologist have been a disgrace to Nigeria.

Abi BH don bomb 3rd mainland bridge as the promise?

#AnybodybutGEJ.

Even if he has Cancer of the Dìck, we will vote for him. Afterall when former president U"mar yar"adua died thIs He goat took over in peace.







#AnybodybutGEJ.

thousands of people have to die for the message to be sent abi?

The primary responsibility of any Government is "To protect its citizens fron both external and internal aggressons" GEJ has failed regardless of whatever he does. I would live in a hut in peace than live in mansion in fear. GEJ has failed.











#AnybodybutGEJ