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Wake up.

@OP abeg specify private part

krall: why the insult? Did I do you wrong?

Comon... Didnt mean that. Its just a funny story and felt you deserved a little knock on ur head and since i cant do that...

Am sorry.

KiddaBlingzz: and you are?

A donkey.

faithugo64: What will you do if your partner slaps you,i mean hot slap ooo
1. Slap her too
2. Walk away gently
3. Give her the beating of her life
4. Kiss her fiercely
5. Call it quits

She go just carry slap me?


There has to be a reason and every reason determines my response.

krall: I just went came out of a shop were I bought some provision, and there was this lady that sells scotch eggs, buns, meat pie etc. Scotch egg began to hungry me, so I went to her stand, bought one and downed it with chilled lacasera. As I was about to leave, her sales girl brought freshly baked "puff puff" in a bowl. The aroma was very mouth watering and I couldn't resist, so I dipped my hand when they were not looking and 2 or 3 pieces enter my mouth. I quickly carried my provisions and started going to my car while chewing on the puff puff when I heard the lady shout "oga!! Oga!!!" I didn't respond "somebody HOLD THAT MAN!!! " I dropped my nylon bag and began to run without looking back. I swear a mob began to chase me.
I had almost reached my car when my leg hit the big stone and I fell. So it is puff puff that will send me to my early grave..They gathered me and images of my life began to flash before my eyes. I asked God for forgiveness and closed my eyes waiting for the big stone an agbero held to open my head. When I heard her shout "wait!!! No touch am ooo" I thought she wanted to give the killing blow by herself when she said"Oga you forget your handset for shade"

You are a donkey.

Xtarxhyne: easier said dan done

Well thats what i will do. Becos will never stop thinkng about the possibility that she is havng an affair with someone else and t will kill me more becos i love her and its my fault.

No 11; you better make alot of money.

juntod: So what remains of the guy? Do you think he will ever find a wife if the only person that understands the situation dumps him? I really feel for him on that note.

Whatever is his next action has to be properly thought about. He needs to spend sometime alone and move on. He could find someone else later in future and even this lady could also decide to stay. But he has to break thngs up and move on,atleast for a while.so whoever he meets wont feel MORALLY OBLIGATED to be wth him.
Becos this lady might want to stay becos of all he has done for her,but for how long can she stay with him in that condtion,she will eventually get fed up,succomb to pressure and leave later in future and then it will be another heart break for the guy.so its best to go through everything now.

Xtarxhyne: God knws best........bt i wnt want to indlge in xtra marital affy

Exactly thats why you should break up wth him and if he truly cares about you he will understand.
infact she should be the one to break things up.

No 14

For guys there is only one way to deal with it:
#Breakup.
Becos thats a sign of a potentially disatrous marriage if it goes ahead.but some guys are so dumb they succomb to her crocodile tears.

Thats my opinion.

No 14: she values her kids more than you. And can kill you just to make them happy.

And why not ?

She can always find another guy.

There is this spell (JUJU) made in calabar,its called "EGBELE KOKOMIYO".

A lady washes her Vigina and uses the water to cook for you.

If you girlfriend is a calabar lady or from the east,

Dude...you are toast.

Xtarxhyne: same here

But you wouldnt do that would you?

I mean marrying a guy whose d*ck is functonal.

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Xtarxhyne: dog bite u ni?

Was only joking

Xtarxhyne: yes......Tinz we do for love

Sharap!!!

If I am the guy i will break up with her and beg her to move on and never call me or come around me cos its just gonne be too hard for me.

And as for your frend she doesnt need any advce cos she already has her mind made up so @OP dont be the one to take the blame for her leaving her boyfriend just incase the guy"s d*ck gets up and running in future.

She knows what to do.

Lordabas: here are some statistics:
Father-deprived children are:
1. 72% of all teenage murderers.
2. 60% of rapists.
3. 70% of kids incarcerated.
4. twice as likely to quit school.
5. 11 times more likely to be violent.
6. 3 of 4 teen suicides.
7. 80% of the adolescents in psychiatric hospitals.
8. 90% of runaways

http://childrenneedb othparents.net/

statistically speaking, ^^thats what happens without a mother being present.

Absolutely

right

Missy89: lol

another buffoon

Please go and watch Teletubbies

Lolz...I know thats all you watch all day. b*tch.

thats the problem wth muslims...they can never live in peace with others.

Missy89: stop trying to educated Nairalanders. i have been trying for months. they dont understand the situation and wont try to learn. It is a battle u cant win. you will keep trying and they will keep asking your illogical and unreasonable questions. its a dead end

you only educate people when u know what you are talking about,when you know nothing you seem to feed people rubbish and some just wont eat the crap you feed.
So shut ur arrogant trap and let people post their comments.this is a forum people will agree and some will disagree if you dont like it that way just shut up and read other people"s post.

@OP am sorry didnt even have to read through you chronicle.





Nigeria is not one,it never has and it will never be.

true

please @OP if you cant post concreate proof and source along with your lies...just shup up.