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Hmmk |
The man who almost died. |
The first strands of grew hair a man grows are very potent spiritually. I will just pull one out and send 5G enabled curse to this fellow. Nonsense and virus. |
Village people don put honourable commissioner number on speed dial... |
rexwalters:illitrate, I said New York- the state not a segment of it NYC... charlatan! |
Is Abuja and Lagos more strategic than New York? |
sulaak:u think everyone here is a political jobber like u? |
Na wa. Govt should lift the lockdown order let Nigerians return to their daily lives it has failed. The country is already a risky place to live before corona came. An average Nigerian fears hunger more than corona virus. They can still equip the hospitals for emergency but we re fine pretending corona doesnt exist here |
Ah. By the time the whole world starts isolating China they will know they have bitten more than they can chew. |
Hehehe |
Waterview:face ur front |
Well, if your wife disturbs too much just self-isolate in the house and tell her u feel some symptoms, she will leave u alone and start praying for u sef |
With the rate it is going UK will be removed from the map o. RIP sir |
Wow. Inspiring. Old ppl are mentally stronger than young ppl. Coro can be defeated when you are brave. |
The stay at home to me is house arrest. |
The ppl of that community must be civilized for not lynching her. But why will a woman have a new lover and kill her husband when she could have sought divorce? That is why the society frowns at women cheating because it is dangerous. A man can cheat and stay loyal to his wife because men have control of their emotions but women cant cope with the multiple emotional attachment. Just look at teenage gals, once they taste sex for the first time they start thinking they re mates with their mothers, something boys will do for years without detection. If you are a woman and you want to cheat, just divorce and live ur life peacefully. The stigma society attaches to a woman caught cheating is much and it can affect their kids. |
No biggy. Since u dont plan to marry her, just keep enjoying. But how do u enjoy sex with a woman who has so many body counts? That plastic beauty u see will soon fade. |
Excuzeme:u re right. If not in the past all these baby mama things, sugar daddy parol and all the aristocrats are unheard of. We re finished |
Ah how could side chik have the balls to visit main madam? Sounds strange. But why can't we peacefully accept polygamy as an African way of life as practised by our ancestors? If we continue like this we will destroy the little prestige that remains in marriage and the last few values we hold on to will be eroded finally. We cant practise this oyibo culture cos even they re failing too. For instance, President Trump has married and divorced twice with 6 kids from three women. Now technically he has three wives cos u cant describe those women without putting "Trump's ex-wife" so u see they practise polygamy codedly. UK Prime minister lives with a gf, he too a divorcee. let us accept our reality joor |
That is because more testing is being done. But we might just survive this civid-19 onslaught miraculously and life will return to normal after a month in Nigeria. |
Abeggy. Stop already. Do this, do that... they told us if you re not sick dont wear mask, now this. |
Eye service. Unfortunately, u will need more than these to attact FG's covid-19 bailout... u have to send ur blood for testing and subsequently announce u re positive and in self-isolation. That way FG will capture ur state in the sharing of covid-19 largesse. |
This man dey find money by force p |
Normal death. Coronavirus no let us know ppl can die normally again. I know the first thing that comes to mind of those seeing this news will be like, hope it is not covid-19? There are other issues killing ppl more than wuhan virus. RIP sir. |
Positively. But the heat is causing obstruction |
Hehehehe i dey laugh |
Perhaps she was tired of earth and needed respite. If i were 90 and infected i wouldn't bother too. If coro doesn't kilk her something else will kill her jn the nearest future. |
RIP ma! U will forever be honoured in our memories. |
Lol |
Publish his test result showing it is negative. Very simple to clear the air. Since Abba Kyari became sick the wheels of government was haulted. Until he returns nothing will move. I wish him quick recovery because right now, we re moving without direction. |