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CrimeRe: Pastor Stabs Wife To Death, Poses 10 Questions On Her Corpse by Punchline33: 3:21pm On Apr 03, 2020
Hmmk
PoliticsRe: Oladipo Diya Celebrates His 76th Birthday Today by Punchline33: 9:17am On Apr 03, 2020
The man who almost died.
BusinessRe: Banks Should Deduct 5K From Everybody's Account To Fight Covid19- Nigerian Lady by Punchline33: 8:38am On Apr 03, 2020
The first strands of grew hair a man grows are very potent spiritually. I will just pull one out and send 5G enabled curse to this fellow. Nonsense and virus.
PoliticsRe: Lady Allegedly Raped By Kogi State Commissioner Speaks (Photos, Video) by Punchline33: 8:35am On Apr 03, 2020
Village people don put honourable commissioner number on speed dial...
PoliticsRe: Locking Down Lagos, Abuja For Two Weeks Dangerous, Adegboruwa Tells Buhari by Punchline33: 6:30pm On Apr 02, 2020
rexwalters:
Zombie answer your question, for humans to understand what your question is, do you know anything about New York City?
illitrate, I said New York- the state not a segment of it NYC... charlatan!
PoliticsRe: Locking Down Lagos, Abuja For Two Weeks Dangerous, Adegboruwa Tells Buhari by Punchline33: 5:51pm On Apr 02, 2020
Is Abuja and Lagos more strategic than New York?
PoliticsRe: Bashir Ahmad Begs Elon For 100 Ventilators by Punchline33: 3:40pm On Apr 02, 2020
sulaak:
Nigeria hospital cannot cope if there is a major outbreak. Please stay indoors and next time support Sowere and Moghalu.
u think everyone here is a political jobber like u?
PoliticsRe: Bashir Ahmad Begs Elon For 100 Ventilators by Punchline33: 3:24pm On Apr 02, 2020
Na wa. Govt should lift the lockdown order let Nigerians return to their daily lives it has failed. The country is already a risky place to live before corona came. An average Nigerian fears hunger more than corona virus. They can still equip the hospitals for emergency but we re fine pretending corona doesnt exist here
HealthRe: China Finds New Strain Of Coronavirus Which Lasts For 49 Days Emerges by Punchline33: 12:51pm On Apr 02, 2020
Ah. By the time the whole world starts isolating China they will know they have bitten more than they can chew.
CrimeRe: Coronavirus: Egungun Jammed As Police Arrest Masqurade For Defying Ban by Punchline33: 3:27pm On Mar 31, 2020
Hehehe
HealthRe: BREAKING: Nigerian Doctor Dies Of Coronavirus In UK, Wife In Critical Condition by Punchline33: 3:26pm On Mar 31, 2020
Waterview:
keep quiet my friend.
face ur front
RomanceRe: Wife Respect Your Husband To Avoid Domestic Violence In This Quarantine by Punchline33: 3:22pm On Mar 31, 2020
Well, if your wife disturbs too much just self-isolate in the house and tell her u feel some symptoms, she will leave u alone and start praying for u sef
HealthRe: BREAKING: Nigerian Doctor Dies Of Coronavirus In UK, Wife In Critical Condition by Punchline33: 3:18pm On Mar 31, 2020
With the rate it is going UK will be removed from the map o. RIP sir
HealthRe: Very Old People Who Recovered From Coronavirus Disease Around The World by Punchline33:
Wow. Inspiring. Old ppl are mentally stronger than young ppl. Coro can be defeated when you are brave.
FamilyRe: Husbands Kicks, Wives Rejoice At Stay-At-Home Order by Punchline33: 6:33am On Mar 31, 2020
The stay at home to me is house arrest.
CrimeRe: Why I Killed My Husband With Rat Poison – Housewife Confesses by Punchline33: 6:32am On Mar 31, 2020
The ppl of that community must be civilized for not lynching her. But why will a woman have a new lover and kill her husband when she could have sought divorce? That is why the society frowns at women cheating because it is dangerous. A man can cheat and stay loyal to his wife because men have control of their emotions but women cant cope with the multiple emotional attachment. Just look at teenage gals, once they taste sex for the first time they start thinking they re mates with their mothers, something boys will do for years without detection. If you are a woman and you want to cheat, just divorce and live ur life peacefully. The stigma society attaches to a woman caught cheating is much and it can affect their kids.
RomanceRe: I Asked My New Gf What She Likes About Me,she Said This. Now Am Losing My Esteem by Punchline33: 10:44pm On Mar 30, 2020
No biggy. Since u dont plan to marry her, just keep enjoying. But how do u enjoy sex with a woman who has so many body counts? That plastic beauty u see will soon fade.
CrimeRe: Imo Housewife Kills Prostitute For Dating Her Husband by Punchline33: 10:34pm On Mar 30, 2020
Excuzeme:
Africans are too foolish to follow their own way!
Inferiority complex among us and greed from African women, is what is driving Monogamy in Africa, despite all the side chicks and excess women on the continent.
u re right. If not in the past all these baby mama things, sugar daddy parol and all the aristocrats are unheard of. We re finished
CrimeRe: Imo Housewife Kills Prostitute For Dating Her Husband by Punchline33: 9:58pm On Mar 30, 2020
Ah how could side chik have the balls to visit main madam? Sounds strange. But why can't we peacefully accept polygamy as an African way of life as practised by our ancestors? If we continue like this we will destroy the little prestige that remains in marriage and the last few values we hold on to will be eroded finally. We cant practise this oyibo culture cos even they re failing too. For instance, President Trump has married and divorced twice with 6 kids from three women. Now technically he has three wives cos u cant describe those women without putting "Trump's ex-wife" so u see they practise polygamy codedly. UK Prime minister lives with a gf, he too a divorcee. let us accept our reality joor
Nairaland GeneralRe: Just In: Nigeria Confirms 20 New Cases, As Buhari Insist On Total Lockdown by Punchline33: 9:31pm On Mar 30, 2020
That is because more testing is being done. But we might just survive this civid-19 onslaught miraculously and life will return to normal after a month in Nigeria.
HealthRe: Top Chinese Health Official Warns Not Wearing A Mask Is A Big Mistake! by Punchline33: 9:29pm On Mar 30, 2020
Abeggy. Stop already. Do this, do that... they told us if you re not sick dont wear mask, now this.
PoliticsRe: Governor Umahi Decongesting Traffic Jam Along Enugu/Abakaliki Boundary (Photos) by Punchline33: 8:55pm On Mar 30, 2020
Eye service. Unfortunately, u will need more than these to attact FG's covid-19 bailout... u have to send ur blood for testing and subsequently announce u re positive and in self-isolation. That way FG will capture ur state in the sharing of covid-19 largesse.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Governor Obiano Self-Isolates In Anambra by Punchline33: 5:34pm On Mar 30, 2020
This man dey find money by force p
PoliticsRe: Chris Olakpe, LASTMA CEO, Is Dead by Punchline33: 5:23pm On Mar 30, 2020
Normal death. Coronavirus no let us know ppl can die normally again. I know the first thing that comes to mind of those seeing this news will be like, hope it is not covid-19? There are other issues killing ppl more than wuhan virus. RIP sir.
RomanceRe: How Has QUARANTINE Affected Your Relationship? by Punchline33: 9:22am On Mar 30, 2020
Positively. But the heat is causing obstruction
Nairaland GeneralRe: Coronavirus: Prophet T.B. Joshua Fine-tunes Prediction by Punchline33: 8:44am On Mar 30, 2020
Hehehehe i dey laugh
CelebritiesRe: Suzanne Hoylaerts, 90 Dies Of Covid-19 Virus, Kept The World On A Shock, At The by Punchline33: 8:43am On Mar 30, 2020
Perhaps she was tired of earth and needed respite. If i were 90 and infected i wouldn't bother too. If coro doesn't kilk her something else will kill her jn the nearest future.
EducationRe: Phebean Ajibola Ogundipe Dies At 92 by Punchline33: 8:40am On Mar 30, 2020
RIP ma! U will forever be honoured in our memories.
HealthRe: Passengers Flee From Bus After Spotting A Chinese Man Onboard In Ghana (Video) by Punchline33: 4:03pm On Mar 28, 2020
Lol
PoliticsRe: COVID-19: APC Clears Air Over Buhari's Health Status by Punchline33: 3:33pm On Mar 28, 2020
Publish his test result showing it is negative. Very simple to clear the air. Since Abba Kyari became sick the wheels of government was haulted. Until he returns nothing will move. I wish him quick recovery because right now, we re moving without direction.

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