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PoliticsRe: Onyeama: FG Lacks Capacity, Resources To Cater For Over 2000 Returning Nigerians by Punchline33: 7:39am On Apr 15, 2020
True. Is there any need to bring them back? We are just copying those rich nations that are pulling their citizens out of Nigeria and some other places. Let them stay there and wait it out. We all know Nigeria does not have the capacity to handle even 100 critically ill covid-19 cases so they should not endanger those of us who do not have the means to travel out. Tell them to stay there, they will be fine. If they need food they should call social support there.
FamilyRe: Can A Woman Return Her Bride Price, And Should The Man Accept? by Punchline33: 4:17pm On Apr 14, 2020
akindayo12:
this is exactly what am facing right now. I don't know what to do now..
What is the problem? Talk let us hear and please take it easy
FamilyRe: Can A Woman Return Her Bride Price, And Should The Man Accept? by Punchline33: 4:07pm On Apr 14, 2020
The bride price is usually returned to the elders of the husband's family. The child belongs to the man by law. He can lay claim to him/her as from 6 years. But what is the big deal about the man keeping the child? Let her keep the child and do the wahala while u reinvent yourself as a man. Go out and register in a fitness club, pick up new hobby and live ur life like you are a teenager. Get a girlfriend or remarry if you dont like girlfrriend package, make sure the new woman is younger, if possible more educated or richer than your ex-wife, if she doesn't possess other qualities i recommend two she must possess; she must be younger and must be fresh (no baby). Once she sees you are with a younger woman who has never given birth before u would have broken her finally. The new woman will be loyal to you at least before she gives birth. You should send money to your child always, buy the child gifts and request to hang out so you neutralize any bad image of you she painted to the child, with time the child will request to come see you and possibly live with you. The child cannot marry without you so calm down. Go and get a new life, it is an opportunity to eat fresh food.
PoliticsRe: Patience Jonathan’s Hotel To Become Coronavirus Isolation Centre by Punchline33: 7:43am On Apr 13, 2020
Good to know. That means she may likely get the hotel back since Mrs Buhari has the power to arm-twist EFCC to release it for use. But will a poor man be taken there for treatment? Your guess is as good as mine... they will rather take poor man to a white canopy for isolation. May this gesture will make all the rich ppl who have the infection to come out so they dont further spread it... I want to digress: But one thought has occupied my mind for few days now- how are young ladies who are not employed feeding these days? Especially those without boyfriends or those whose boyfriends are struggling?
RomanceRe: Happiness 'Arab Queen' Blasts Politician's Wife Who Sleeps Around In Uyo by Punchline33: 4:06pm On Apr 12, 2020
Hmm. I dont have anything to say on the topic. But i noticed fewer people commented today on news items here. Could it be many are demoralized due to the lockdown extension or many are out of data? What is happening?
CrimeRe: Lockdown: Robbers Invade Lagos, Ogun Communities by Punchline33: 9:05am On Apr 11, 2020
Ah that is serious. How will police respond to distress calls when they have drafted more personnel to the high ways to enforce lockdown
HealthRe: China Unveils New List Of Animals That Can Be Farmed For Meat by Punchline33: 6:57am On Apr 11, 2020
Must they eat meat at all after what they have passed through? See how they used style to add bush meat and their other infectious animals they consume using... "and more".... "and others"...
PoliticsRe: President Seriously Concerned With Lockdown Problems - Osinbajo by Punchline33: 9:08pm On Apr 10, 2020
Ehn. The president at this stage, should start rolling out actions not expressing concerns. If he spends the whole time meeting and discussing people will die of hunger before help will come (that is if there was any plan in the first place) and i noticed if there is extension to the lockdown without relief, people may not obey. So he should act.
I noticed a serious difference between Buhari's pics before lockdwon and during lockdown... is he eating too much or what?
PoliticsRe: Ngozi Okonjo-Iweala Gets New IMF Appointment by Punchline33: 9:00pm On Apr 10, 2020
Gbam. This woman was appointed for her competence and expertise then as an African to give the team a diasporan look. So those of u engaging in tribal gymnastics are just wasting their time. Tribalism is for poor peeps.
PoliticsRe: Lockdown: Buhari Meets Task Force, Keeps Mum On Extension by Punchline33: 8:56pm On Apr 10, 2020
Hmmm there is something not right about the pics of Buhari am seeing these days
HealthRe: COVID-19: Boss Mustapha Reverses Self, Says He's Aware Of Poor Healthcare System by Punchline33: 8:48pm On Apr 10, 2020
Well, the man said the same thing again. The first statement was basically an exclamation over the poor state of health infrastructure. The second statement is just to play it down but still admitted the rot.
PoliticsRe: Francesca Emanuel Is Dead by Punchline33: 3:39pm On Apr 09, 2020
Wow
LiteratureRe: Nnedi Okorafor Celebrates Her 46th Birthday Today by Punchline33: 8:32am On Apr 08, 2020
Sweet age and sweet structure. If na oyibo now she go look older.
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Foreign AffairsRe: Idris Derby Visited By Chadian Legislators At His Temporary Base In The Forest by Punchline33: 8:24am On Apr 08, 2020
Deby forming James Bond with Boko Haram this season.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Ibrahim Shetima Tests Positive Again by Punchline33: 8:21am On Apr 08, 2020
Most prople didnt read the news before commenting. The man has tested positive twice. This is not a case of being negative after recovery and relapsing. The headline is misleading though.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Chris Oyakhilome On 5G: Lagos And Abuja Shut By FG For Installation Of 5G by Punchline33: 3:38pm On Apr 07, 2020
Mtcheww
Nairaland GeneralRe: DPO Who Undressed Masquerade Died Mysteriously by Punchline33: 12:21pm On Apr 05, 2020
His village ppl used their connections to contract the egungun to do their bidding. Collabo.
FamilyRe: Are There Advantages In Marrying More Than One Wife? by Punchline33: 11:49am On Apr 04, 2020
chinyce:
You must be very wealthy to be happy with two women. A man still struggling should never attempt it.
yes, a man still struggling should not even contemplate marrying immediately else he may struggle to stand. But u must know polygamy is not by strength, wealth or too much wisdom, it is by God's grace. If God has destined you to live such life, He will make it easy for you in many ways.
FamilyRe: Are There Advantages In Marrying More Than One Wife? by Punchline33: 11:34am On Apr 04, 2020
No textbook for marriage. U can marry two wives and be happier than one who has only a wife. I have two wives and i am okay. They dont live together, so no problems. They even compete to cut my finger nails, that is to tell you the level of flexing now.
HealthRe: COVID-19: Full List Of Areas Wit Highest Coronavirus Cases In Lagos Punchng.com by Punchline33: 10:43am On Apr 04, 2020
U mean 20 ventilators in the whole of Lagos state? Well, the govt should try and increase the tests daily. It is key in containing the spread.
PoliticsRe: Bode George Donates N160 Million Over COVID-19 by Punchline33: 10:13am On Apr 04, 2020
Chief chief
HealthRe: First Coronavirus Death Recorded In Lagos-family Withheld His Travel History by Punchline33: 10:01am On Apr 04, 2020
Na wa o, first and foremost, his family members should be placed on a 14-day quarantine, after which criminal proceedings will be opened against them. They are guilty of reckless endangerment to the public, and essential workers. The govt must act else people will repeat this treachery. That excuse of LUTH rejecting the man if they had disclosed his status doesnt hold water. Even with the slow infection rate of the disease some ppl re determined to quicken the spread. Wickedness!
CrimeRe: Army Kills More Civilians Than Boko Haram And Other Terror Groups Combined- Kanu by Punchline33: 9:59am On Apr 04, 2020
No be lie
PoliticsRe: Umahi: "Arrest Anyone Not Wearing Face Mask In Ebonyi" by Punchline33: 9:43pm On Apr 03, 2020
Yinmu. Oyinbo ppl wey dey wear face masks still dey catch covid-19... i guess we re just lucky the disease is not strong in sub-sahara Africa
HealthRe: Ondo Records First Case Of Coronavirus, Military Officer Who Returned From India by Punchline33: 9:42pm On Apr 03, 2020
Egungun don reach express
CelebritiesRe: Fan Returns Don Jazzy's N400k After He Mistakenly Credited N450K Instead Of 50K by Punchline33: 9:34pm On Apr 03, 2020
He is lucky, the fan knows they will trace the akant
PoliticsRe: Orji Kalu : Ohanaeze Finally Speaks, Describes Conviction As Political by Punchline33: 8:37pm On Apr 03, 2020
Were the convicts guilty?
HealthRe: COVID-19 Drive-Through Test Center In Yaba by Punchline33: 8:23pm On Apr 03, 2020
Nice. Any measure taken to stop the virus from spreading is highly welcomed.
HealthRe: COVID-19: US Records 1,169 Deaths In 24 Hours — Highest Single-Day Toll Globally by Punchline33: 4:01pm On Apr 03, 2020
Wow
CrimeRe: Let’s Leave The Case The Way It Is – Kogi Comm Danga Accused Of Raping Lady by Punchline33: 3:22pm On Apr 03, 2020
Lol. If he is not guilty, I expect him to be threatening to take legal action by now and not saying this lobish... nonsense and birus

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