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PoliticsRe: Video As Buhari Receives Briefing On Coronavirus From Health Minister & DG NCDC by Punchline33: 3:27pm On Mar 28, 2020
In the video i didnt see that diary by the right on the table but in the picture it appeared there. Then why does the video have a background sound like a radio jingle? I am not convinced. It is my right as a citizen to be convinced.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Receives Briefing From Osagie Ehanire And Chikwe Ihekweazu by Punchline33: 3:21pm On Mar 28, 2020
The first picture is different from the rest. Check that diary on the table by Buhari's right in the third picture and compare. I am not a forensic expert but it is not convincing enough. The pictures look like a cheap attempt to deceive us. I may be wrong sha.
HealthRe: NIMR Offers Free Coronavirus Testing In Yaba, Lagos by Punchline33: 9:29am On Mar 28, 2020
Good, hope they can give ppl some form of online accreditation or SMS because there is lockdown and security agents may arrest those who will attempt to go out without authorization.
PoliticsRe: Governors Scramble For Ventilators As They Brace Up For Coronavirus by Punchline33: 9:28am On Mar 28, 2020
Ventilator or no ventilator, if it is your time to die, corona will just stamp it. Those dying in advanced countries had access to ventilators but they still succumb to corona virus. There re people who didn't have access to ventilators and they survived. So the governors should be forthright this period before the unthinkable happens.
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus May Infect Millions Of People Globally by Punchline33: 8:37am On Mar 28, 2020
Very correct. But we will triumph.
CelebritiesRe: 5 Nigerian Ceo's Solving The Epileptic Power Supply In Nigeria With Their Ideas by Punchline33: 8:34am On Mar 28, 2020
A welcome relief. Power is the number one problem we have here not even corona virus.
CelebritiesRe: Covid_19: Donald Trump Signs Historic $2 Trillion Stimulus On Friday by Punchline33: 8:33am On Mar 28, 2020
That is why they are God's own country. They know how to solve their problems.
PoliticsRe: Adigun Ibadan Sacked By Seyi Makinde For Posting False Information by Punchline33: 7:24am On Mar 28, 2020
But we all saw the items here on NL when Lagos govt purchased it. So how could he use it 24 hours later? It means the guy is not current at all. See how he threw away a whole SA position because of laziness
HealthRe: NCDC Confirms 11 New Cases Of Coronavirus, Total Rises To 81 by Punchline33: 3:45am On Mar 28, 2020
This virus spreads slowly in Nigeria. We are grateful to God for that. But my question is, what does the government plan to do with the window period of the sit at home which i suppose is between 14 to 21 days? I see them just tagging along with other countries issuing such orders. Are they hoping for miracles? If they dont have a clear cut plan, this sit at home will fail along the line because people will come out when the little food they have at home finishes.
EventsRe: Nigerian Woman Weds In Italy Amid Coronavirus Epidemic by Punchline33: 9:40pm On Mar 27, 2020
Okay. Report back when corona sample the guests at the wedding. Remember the London owambe where two guests are dead already.
PoliticsRe: Coronavirus: Edo Government Pays Workers March Salaries To Cushion Effects by Punchline33: 6:44pm On Mar 25, 2020
I can imagine the excitement in Edo now. The best time to enjoy salaries is this period because u will stay at home and spend less apart from feeding. No transport upandan and no careless spending on bars, restaurants and ol*sh*
PoliticsRe: Nigeria May Collapse If Lock Down Persists. by Punchline33: 6:16pm On Mar 25, 2020
And it will still colapse if we dont lock down. India with 1.3 billion ppl is on lock down for 21 days. Lock down is not total closure per se. It is like election day scenario
HealthRe: Man Commits Suicide Over Erectile Dysfunction In Delta State by Punchline33: 6:13pm On Mar 25, 2020
Ayoefa:
And just molest little boys like the rest of them.
maybe not. Not all of dem priests are bad.
HealthRe: Mc Oluomo Embarks On Coronavirus Awareness In Garage by Punchline33: 6:11pm On Mar 25, 2020
That crowd hmmm egungun becareful...
PoliticsRe: Governor Akeredolu: "I’m Not On Self-isolation", Appears At A Press Briefing by Punchline33: 6:07pm On Mar 25, 2020
Bros this is not matter to be ashamed of or flex muscle. Just isolate o before egungun reach express
Christianity EtcRe: Are We Fighting World War III With A Virus? A Reflection Anecdote by Punchline33: 6:04pm On Mar 25, 2020
It is actually the much anticipated WW3 but as expected it came in an unconventional way. Just that people didn't know the enemy will be ubiquitous and invisible. But the good thing is that it will not last like the WW1 and WW2. And there will be fewer deaths.
HealthRe: Man Commits Suicide Over Erectile Dysfunction In Delta State by Punchline33: 5:59pm On Mar 25, 2020
He should have gone to seminary school to cover up
CelebritiesRe: Runtown Give Away 20k Each To Fans On Twitter Budget 10million Naira by Punchline33: 5:56pm On Mar 25, 2020
Good move. Congrats to those who will benefit
HealthRe: Pay Offerings Online - Mathew Ashimolowo by Punchline33: 5:54pm On Mar 25, 2020
Money must be made. The problem is not the pastors but the people who believe God cannot bless them if they dont give offering in churches. The pastors are not using guns na.
PoliticsRe: COVID-19:Twenty Osun Judges In Isolation After Dubai Trip by Punchline33: 4:12pm On Mar 25, 2020
Judicial quarantine. And most judges are old o... chai
HealthRe: 21 Year Old Contacts Coronavirus And Dies With No Pre-existing Health Issues by Punchline33: 4:11pm On Mar 25, 2020
That calls for concern among young people. Nigeria with a teeming young population can be in trouble in the event of a breakout.
PoliticsRe: Senate Reveals Real Truth About Buhari Coronavirus Situation by Punchline33: 4:04pm On Mar 25, 2020
Seeking cheap popularity. A misleading headline and video
PoliticsRe: Presidency Confirms That President Buhari Tested Negative For Coronavirus by Punchline33: 4:03pm On Mar 25, 2020
It is not yet Uhuru. They should run the test several times. His body guards might even have it cos the Villa is the epicenter of coronavirus in Abuja. In the coming days most of the ministers and governors will test positive because they like to shake hands and laugh out loudly whenever they are in the Villa to see Buhari.
PoliticsRe: Why Abba Kyari Didn’t Self-isolate After Foreign Trip by Punchline33: 2:43pm On Mar 25, 2020
But why was he chosen to go to Germany on a matter concerning electricity?
EducationRe: Henrietta Alokha Is Dead! The Principal Of Bethlehem Girls College Dies In Lagos by Punchline33: 7:50pm On Mar 15, 2020
Died a heroin. RIP to her
FoodRe: FG Closes Haufei Restaurant & Mall, Chinese Restaurant In Lagos by Punchline33: 5:42pm On Mar 14, 2020
If i cant eat pounded yam there then i wont visit such restaurant. What is special about chinese restaurant and food? Naija ppl like yeye forming
CareerRe: Penjamin Franklin: I Refused My Female Boss Sex & She Sacked Me by Punchline33: 4:33pm On Mar 14, 2020
But u will go and waste ur energy on a good for nothing gal that u will spend on and wont aporeciate it. Please clear make we see corona. Ordjnary one round u cant use to secure ur job and even get a pay rise
HealthRe: Lagos Declares Two Wanted Over Contact With Corona Virus Index Victim. by Punchline33: 8:30pm On Mar 09, 2020
Lunch a Man hunt for them before they infect others. While other countries are treating corona virus with all seriousness, Nigeria is making light jokes out of it.
PoliticsRe: Reps Task FG On Installation Of Landing Facilities At Margaret Ekpo Int Airport by Punchline33: 6:21am On Mar 08, 2020
Calabar should be like Dubai if we know what we are doing. But we dont know
RomanceRe: Isa Sulaiman And Jeanine Sanchez Wedding Postponed (photo) by Punchline33: 8:48pm On Mar 07, 2020
Fragility6:
You say what? An average 46yr old woman in Nigeria is more beautiful than an average 46yr old white woman? Hello from the otherside
go and sample the women round and u will see white women age faster than black women. Only two kids see how she looks na. Go and see naija women with 5 kids at 50 and see how they look sharp
RomanceRe: Isa Sulaiman And Jeanine Sanchez Wedding Postponed (photo) by Punchline33: 8:39pm On Mar 07, 2020
So this guy claims to be in love with this woman that looks like deflated tyres? He must be high. His dad is a disgrace. How will he lie down beside her on bed? Can a 26 year old man marry a Nigerian woman who is 46 here? Will his mum allow him? Now he is guilty of materialism like the Hausa ladies he accused. An average 46 year old woman in naija is more beautiful and firm than this woman.

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